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Your bodily processes are slowing down so your body can enjoy the godly feast a little bit longer.Oo. Just, oof.
I may have done myself in today. Woke up early to help a friend move. She treated us all to steak and eggs after we got everything loaded up.
Five hours and a bunch of heavy lifting later, her husband comes in from the new patio, freshly grilled flat-irons wrapped in bacon all steaming alongside potatoes and onions with bourbon running like water.
Get home a few hours later, get washed up to head over to my sister's place for my mother's birthday. Sis has made dinner for us all...New York strips with bacon-and-cream-cheese loaded baked potatoes and toasted rye bread.
I think I can feel my heart slowing down.
Goddamn your day sounds absolutely delicious.