[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[zMADLAXz]

Salem: And you....... Scion of Arcs, what a shame, a great bloodline, and the only living male heir is a fraud.

Jaune: Wow, that really hurt me, I mean I am in a lot of pain.

Salem (irritated): Are you trying to act smart with me boy .

Jaune: With the way you plan, I am surprised you even know what sarcasm is.

Salem (gritting teeth): I could end you! Break you like twig! Flay your skin! feed you to your kin as I rip them apart bit by bit!

Jaune: So you, a nigh unkillable, queen of Grimm, need to personally make sure, one slightly buff teenager is dead.

Poor Queens and their Poor deeds indeed.

Salem: Why! Why! Why do you not yield like the rest of your paltry excuse of comrades!

Jaune: Bitch my farts make better insults than you.

You think you're the only multi century old immortal who is plagued by nightmares? I became an immortal with the duty to be the guardian of a fairytale world at 19, all with the guilt of causing death to those closest to me, teenage insecurities, and being a fraud for the longest time . You can't even imagine how much effort it would take to unfuck my brain.

 

[SharkCultist]

Original character do steal (and Bully)

Name: Boyle Lanzer

Hair: brown long, looks greasy (is not greasy. Actually incredibly silky and soft)

Age: same as Ruby start of canon (birthday is October 29th)

Eyes: brown

Skin: very pale (bad acne)

Aura color: pale yellowish green

Semblance: can convert aura into a kinda thick goo he can spray with different effects depending on if you're friend or foe. If you're a foe it's kinda like a sticky anti-aura/Grimm acid. If you're a friend it gets absorbed by your body and boosts your aura Regen and healing (though it also makes you nauseous).

Bio: Boyle is a criminal. He really doesn't want to be, but not a lot of legal jobs will hire a 15 year old and he needs to pay rent since his grandma (Maddie Lanzer) kidnapped his mother for some arbitrary reason for an adventure.

So Boyle ends up working for Roman. He's basically just a gopher and a healer on tap. Neo likes to bully him and hates when he has to use his semblance on her (the nausea keeps her from her ice cream).

Notes: poor boy is a magnet for low level misfortune. He's not getting Grimm busting down his door or anything but his toast is always gonna land butter side down when he drops it.

 

[LordofBones]

Salem: And you....... Scion of Arcs, what a shame, a great bloodline, and the only living male heir is a fraud.

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Salem: "And goddamn, you couldn't even get a seventeen-year old whose voice hasn't cracked to commit suicide without a drawn-out fight scene?"
Jaune: "Huh?"
Salem: "You could have just pointed out that she couldn't lead a parade!"
Jaune: "Um..."
Salem: "And that she abandoned a team that actually was ride and die for her to lead two women who constantly undermined her and another whose middle name was 'Jobber'!"
Jaune: "I don't think-"
Salem: "Bitch, she bawled like a baby at the merest implication that I kicked her mother's ass all over the Grimmlands! And I did, and it was hilarious."
Jaune: "Okay, I'm not even going to unwrap the implications-"
Salem: "Two decades wallowing in your grief and bitterness, and you still couldn't master the art of shit-talking. Dishonor upon your family, and dishonor upon your cow! And by cow, I mean the ginger in your team."

<In Remnant>

Nora: "I suddenly feel sad and shamed and have the urge to curl up in a ball while eating a pint of ice-cream."

 

[NightDranzer]

Dishonor upon your family

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Jaune: Witch, I'm of your blood; if I'm lacking in any way it's because of you.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Jaune never goes to beacon.

There is no Cinder, Qrow found her while she was ambushing Amber and killed her, the Queen is assumed dormant because her major pawn died.

He remains in his sedentary lifestyle at his home, a normal life really.

Then the Grimm came. The Queen didn't go dormant, she became aggressive. She had decided that it was time to start her ascension and become the only being remaining on Remnant, save for the Grimm.

So many people died, so many potential huntsman initiates sacrificed their lives. But these Grimm where different, they weren't jus fodder for the huntsman to kill en masse.

They were crafted by the queen herself, to tear apart huntsman like they were wet paper.

In middle of this crisis, he hears a voice in his head, one that tells him the severity of the situation, one that begs him to do something because he is one of the few remaining that can.

He takes his family sword, no longer able to hold himself back after seeing the corpse of his lover and to be fiance, he takes his horse and leads. As he was born to.

My take on how a more historical Jaune and how a death world Remnant may seem like.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

So, a stupid idea: Verdy and Coral have a habit of using Jaune as a guinea pig for their experiments. And after the Atlas Paladin mech specs leaked on the CCTnet (thanks War Thunder) they were like: "We can build something better than that piece of crap!"



And they did. And had Jaune pilot the new mecha. And he was a natural at it. A prodigy you might say since he defeated a massive Grimm attack on Radian pretty much single handedly.



Now, Jaune gets drafted by the Valean Defense Force and Ozpin to train others in how to pilot such mecha. A job he's not keen on, but hey, at least he's going to save lives and be a hero, right?



And then...



Coral: "Ummm... Bad news, bro."



Jaune: "What now?"



Coral: "Well we gave the specs to the VDF to help with developing new mecha but um... One of the techs leaked the specs on War Thunder and now everyone is trying to build their own."



Jaune: "... FUUUUUU-!"

 

[NightDranzer]

Spoiler: Y'all 'ready know who they lookin' at XD