[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[SharkCultist]

Nora Valkyrie was insane. Absolutely certifiably insane.

"I'll find you you bastard!"

How else would you describe someone arguing with the sky at 4 in the morning?

Somehow Nora got it stuck in her little brain ( "hey!" ) that the reason she can't get with Ren and Nobody can get with Jaune is because they're in a story and romance isn't plot relevant.

Poor deluded girl, maybe she just doesn't want to accept she's not hot enough, or Ren might be gay.

"Ex-fucking-cuse me I've got enough cake for a bakery and I've definitely caught Ren looking!"

See? complete denial.

"When I find you I'm going to make you hurt in ways you can't imagine."

Said the crazy girl who should probably be institutionalized. I mean really even if some all-powerful narrator was manipulating everything wha- *Thunk Thunk RIIIIIIp*

"Found you you bastard!"

Wait how the fu--------

"Ok now how do I work this thing?"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I did have an old idea... Managed to find it. Rewatching Gundam: The 08th MS Team reminded me of it.

Jaune ends up in an alternate timeline where all the kingdoms are at war with one another. Vale, Menagerie and Atlas are allies at war with a resurgent Vacuo and Mistral. And he has to find his friends who are on different sides and pull them together to get back home.

His AU self is a Captain in command of a very successful squad of Valean troops. Yang is Jaune's right hand woman and a badass. Ruby is with them too, their squad engineer and scout (and a great strategist). Cardin and Coco are also on the squad, with May as their sniper.

Pyrrha is an enemy commander, as is Cinder and Ren. Arslan, Sun, Nora and many others fight with Pyrrha and Ren. Winter and Weiss are allied commanders, though cautious. And a few others are all other the place.

Blake is a princess trying to end the war peacefully, Adam fights with Menagerie's forces.

This reality's Jaune Arc is on a secret mission to find Princess Blake who claims to have vital intelligence that proves there's a darker force behind the war: Salem. And that mission was going fine... Until he was swapped with Jaune Arc from a regular RWBY reality.

Now, both Jaune Arcs need to navigate their respective realities and try to save their friends... And enemies.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Of all the things for Ruby to wake up to on a farm in Radian, North Sanus... An elephant trumpet was not one of them.

Ruby: "Eh?! HUH!? WHA?!"

Ruby and the rest of RWBY stumbled out of bed to the windows of their guest rooms. Ruby looked out with Yang from theirs, and Blake looked out from hers with Weiss's. All four stared at the scene of Jaune, in coveralls, feeding...

Ruby: "Is that an elephant?!"

Jaune: "Hm? Oh, good morning girls! Sorry about that."

Pyrrha, Nora and Ren also looked out through a guest window.

Nora: "An elephant?! Did you bring him here too?! Did we have a secret elephant companion?" She grins at RWBY "HA! IN YOUR FACE! WE HAVE AN ELEPHANT! HE'S WAY BETTER THAN ZWEI!"

Ruby: "IS NOT!"

Jaune: "What? No! This is Rupert! He's descended from Elephants the Shah of Rostram sent to my ancestor, King Charlemagne D'Arc, several centuries ago!"

Weiss: "Wha... Wait... You're descended from THAT Arc?!"

Jaune: "Er, yeah. Anyway, the Shah sent a lot of elephants and we've been taking care of them ever since. Rupert here just wanders around while his herd is elsewhere in the valley."

Weiss: "Don't they get cold in the winter?"

Jaune: "Oh, they grow out their fur for that! I dunno, they're like mammoth elephants? Anyway, say hello Rupert!"

Rupert trumpets happily.

Pyrrha: "Can... We pet Rupert?"

Jaune: "If you're nice. He only likes pretty girls. So you'll all have no issues." grins and winks

Much blushing.

Yang: "Wha... Why the hell wasn't he this confident in Beacon?"

Nora: "It's probably because he has an elephant with him."

Blake: "That... Would make sense, I suppose."

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A few French monarchs did get elephants as gifts from foreign nations so it might make sense for Jaune's ancestors to have gotten some. And they're still around in one form or another. And they're wooly elephants because... I say so.