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So I was talking with someone on reddit and I just reinforced my Idea that Qrow and Raven are just Drunk Dante and Vergil with Vagina.

Even their Weapons- Dante is known to use Sparda, and if you have played with that sword you know that during horizontal swings it opens up into a scythe and when you throw it, it also opens up as a scythe. Even his Shotgun mode of Harbinger is like Coyote.

He hides his trauma with a charade of cockiness, is deeply emotional and protective, has been fucked over by life many times.

Raven's use of Omen to open up portals is straight up a copy of Vergil.

She is power hungry like him, has trauma from a Big Bad(Salem) who she worked for(Vergil is traumatised similarly from Mundus when he was Nelo Angelo), both of them run away from family(insert Nero/Yang child support meme).

Heck Yang is just a hot head like Nero, she loves Bikes and Nero's Red Queen's ability to rev is basically him taking inspiration from a bike, both of them are obsessed with their Girlfriends(seriously make a drinking game of how many times Nero screams Kyrie in DMC4, you'd kill your liver), Both of them are brawlers.
 
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    • Today was a different lesson than usual for beacon academy. They had a guest speaker.

    He was old, nobody could tell quite how old because he was also quite large.

    If you were to ask Ruby to describe his body she would just say "baymax".

    He had a shock of pure white hair and a clean shaven face with a near constant smile along with a very bright pair of green eyes.

    You'd be forgiven for thinking he was just someone's sweet old grandpa.

    If it wasn't for the hundreds of small nicks and scars all over his hands and arms.

    "Welcome class, I will be your guest lecturer today. My name is-

    "Santa?!"

    "Hoho! I'm afraid not miss Valkyrie. No my name is Marshall Mello. I'm a retired huntsmen and humanitarian worker."

    "Oh yeah I think I've heard of you. Kinda. Don't you have a kid who does music?"

    "Why yes my granddaughter Enn does do music under the name Mello Melodies, but that's not what we're here to discuss today miss rose. I am here to ask you one simple question. What is the purpose of a Hunter?"

    "Kill Grimm!"

    "Catch criminals!"

    "To serve our kingdoms!"

    "To pick up chicks!"

    "Incorrect all of you! Especially that last one. See me after class."

    "Ah beans."

    "No children Hunters exist for a single reason."

    He looks at the class and raises his aura, using it to amplify his voice.

    "A Hunter exists to help. Nothing more, nothing less."

    So Marshall is old school. How old? He was teammates with Ozpin two reincarnations ago.

    Oz never brought him in on Salem. Not because he didn't trust him but because he was doing far more good in his own then he would getting tied into his shadow cabal shenanigans.

    Mallos semblance is the ability to convert body mass into aura. Hence why he's so large (though you won't see him complaining about it).

    He's a guy who enjoys as much out of life as he can. And he has a fairly large family. It isn't Arc big but he at least has enough immediate family members to make two sports teams.
     
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    • Penny is invited by Jaune, Ruby and Yang to watch their favorite old science fiction shows. In 4K. Unfortunately now it's easy to see all the imperfections in the sets, make up, carpeting, the things the crew left behind, outlets, power cords, when the doors don't close properly, bloopers, and so on.

    It becomes a bit of a miserable experience since Penny can't help but point it all out. Which kind of ruins the immersion. A lot.

    Yes it is inspired by this video:


    View: https://youtu.be/yzJqarYU5Io

    My childhood's already been destroyed so it wasn't that bad. But for hyper nerds like Jaune and Ruby, it'll be horrible.
     
    So I was thinking about Atlas and for some strange reason I get the feeling they're the kingdom with the most patriotic people and holidays.

    And I'm just picturing rby waking up one day to Weiss decked out in some kind of super Atlasy outfit and setting up a meal full of stuff they've never heard of and a concerning amount of homemade dust fireworks.

    Yang: "What exactly...is this?"

    Weiss: "It's a traditional Atlas dish, from back before we were quite as technologically advanced as we are now and had to be much more careful about waste."

    Yang: "Nice dodge. But seriously. What the hell is that? Because it's stinking up the common area."

    Weiss: "It's a stew made with crispy chittlin, offal, potatoes, and various hot spices in a rich broth made with marrow and a secret ingredient."

    Yang: "Weiss I swear to the brothers if I have to grab a dictionary I will beat you with it."

    Weiss: "FINE! It's a stew made from blood and bone broth with organ meat and crispy skin strips!"

    Yang: "see was that so hard? Also next time cook it outside. Also eew."

    Weiss: "I'm sorry THIS is too gross for you? I've seen you eat a burger so greasy it made squishing sounds when you picked it up."

    Blake: "yes but everyone eats burgers."

    Weiss: "your favorite pizza is pineapple, anchovies, and onion. Nobody puts any stock in your food opinions "
     
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    Weiss: "your favorite pizza is pineapple, anchovies, and onion. Nobody puts any stock in your food opinions "
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    .......why? just, why? Pineapple pizza alone is great with tomato, cheese and marinara sauce. Anchovies and Onion are great together since their flavours enhance the other; but pineapple and anchovies and/or onions just don't go together. The flavors clash and often take away each other's taste and leaves a weird experience all around.
     
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    .......why? just, why? Pineapple pizza alone is great with tomato, cheese and marinara sauce. Anchovies and Onion are great together since their flavours enhance the other; but pineapple and anchovies and/or onions just don't go together. The flavors clash and often take away each other's taste and leaves a weird experience all around.
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    Fun fact I've actually seen someone order that pizza before.
     
    NightDranzer said:
    .......why? just, why? Pineapple pizza alone is great with tomato, cheese and marinara sauce. Anchovies and Onion are great together since their flavours enhance the other; but pineapple and anchovies and/or onions just don't go together. The flavors clash and often take away each other's taste and leaves a weird experience all around.
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    Fun fact I've actually seen someone order that pizza before.
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    Funnier fact: i actually got curious and ordered a Pineapple pizza once. didn't find out what the big deal about it was. it wasn't even that bad, wasn't that good either, but still not that bad.
    i tried a fish pizza once as well, it was actually quite good, pity i don't remember where i bought it from or if they even sell it anymore.
    also a few of the more popular pizza shop near me have onion on their pizzas.
     
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