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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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TheFabulousCustodes
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Nora - "Hey, now! The only twink on our team is Ren, and he's mine!"
Jaune - "Nora, I think..."
Nora - "Anyone with eyes can clearly see that Jaune is the team's designated himbo, just like Yang's dad was!"
Yang - "Our dad's not a himbo, right Ruby?!?"
Ruby - "Uhhhhh....."
Holy Bun: Jealousy 2
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After the Jaundice Arc, Cardin walks up to Velvet, with his team, in the Star Maiden Garden at Beacon.
Cardin: "Uh... Hey Velvet...?"
Velvet: smiles, expectant "Yes Cardin?"
Cardin: "Uh... Hey, listen. I'm sorry about the ear tugging and the name calling. I promise I won't do it anymore."
Velvet: eyes go wide "Wh-What?!"
Cardin: "It was wrong and-"
Velvet: "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?!"
Cardin: "Huh?!"
Velvet: "WHO IS SHE?! WHO'S THE WHORE WHO STOLE MY MAN?! NO ONE CAN LOVE YOU LIKE I CAN!"
Cardin: "We were never— I was just apologizing! For being a jerk! I don't even— There's no one else!"
Velvet: "You tugged my ears because you secretly liked them! You called me 'animal' and 'rabbit' because those were your cute nicknames for me! We were supposed to have a bully and victim-to-lovers arc! Slow burn! Mutual pining! You were going to carry me bridal-style after I saved you from a Beowolf and then we'd share a passionate kiss in the rain!"
Cardin: "Wha...? N-NO! I was just pulling on your ears because I-I was an asshole-!"
Velvet: "LIKE FUN YOU DID! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU PICKED ON ME AND FELT NOTHING BUT DISDAIN?!"
Cardin: bright red "... I-I do think you're... Really hot even though I shouldn't...?"
Velvet: "Don't lie to me! You can't just throw away our future like this! We were going to have a spring wedding with carrot cake and everything!"
Cardin: frantic "I love carrot cake!"
Velvet: Sobs "STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART!"
Dove: "Well damn."
Sky: "So that's why she hasn't snapped us all in half yet."
Russel: "I did kind of wonder..."
Cardin: "I'm sorry... I... Do like you. I mean, you're really hot."
Velvet: sniffles "... It's a start."
Cardin: "Can I take you to dinner?"
Velvet: "Will you yank my ears more and tell me I'm a filthy animal?"
Cardin: "All that you like!"
Velvet: "And-And put a collar on me?"
Cardin: "... Maybe save that for the third date?"
Velvet: "..." All smiles "Okay!"
Cardin let himself be pulled along, dazed and confused but oddly not hating it.
Team CRDL watched them go, jaws on the floor. Coco sidles up to them with a smug smirk.
Coco: "Ten lien says the collar happens by date two."
Russel: "... You're on."
Cardin: "Uh... Hey Velvet...?"
Velvet: smiles, expectant "Yes Cardin?"
Cardin: "Uh... Hey, listen. I'm sorry about the ear tugging and the name calling. I promise I won't do it anymore."
Velvet: eyes go wide "Wh-What?!"
Cardin: "It was wrong and-"
Velvet: "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?!"
Cardin: "Huh?!"
Velvet: "WHO IS SHE?! WHO'S THE WHORE WHO STOLE MY MAN?! NO ONE CAN LOVE YOU LIKE I CAN!"
Cardin: "We were never— I was just apologizing! For being a jerk! I don't even— There's no one else!"
Velvet: "You tugged my ears because you secretly liked them! You called me 'animal' and 'rabbit' because those were your cute nicknames for me! We were supposed to have a bully and victim-to-lovers arc! Slow burn! Mutual pining! You were going to carry me bridal-style after I saved you from a Beowolf and then we'd share a passionate kiss in the rain!"
Cardin: "Wha...? N-NO! I was just pulling on your ears because I-I was an asshole-!"
Velvet: "LIKE FUN YOU DID! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU PICKED ON ME AND FELT NOTHING BUT DISDAIN?!"
Cardin: bright red "... I-I do think you're... Really hot even though I shouldn't...?"
Velvet: "Don't lie to me! You can't just throw away our future like this! We were going to have a spring wedding with carrot cake and everything!"
Cardin: frantic "I love carrot cake!"
Velvet: Sobs "STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART!"
Dove: "Well damn."
Sky: "So that's why she hasn't snapped us all in half yet."
Russel: "I did kind of wonder..."
Cardin: "I'm sorry... I... Do like you. I mean, you're really hot."
Velvet: sniffles "... It's a start."
Cardin: "Can I take you to dinner?"
Velvet: "Will you yank my ears more and tell me I'm a filthy animal?"
Cardin: "All that you like!"
Velvet: "And-And put a collar on me?"
Cardin: "... Maybe save that for the third date?"
Velvet: "..." All smiles "Okay!"
Cardin let himself be pulled along, dazed and confused but oddly not hating it.
Team CRDL watched them go, jaws on the floor. Coco sidles up to them with a smug smirk.
Coco: "Ten lien says the collar happens by date two."
Russel: "... You're on."
Fallout5368
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Meanwhile, Blake is making disparaging remarks about Rabbit Faunus and how Cats are superior.
dragon_cloud16
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All the while, ignoring all the books she has that involve men putting collars onto cat faunus.
Sliverhero
Not too sore, are you?
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Don't forget her habit of braking into jnpr dorm while dragging a barely alive grimm and live it by jaune bed.
RandomDragon
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Somewhere back home, Kaite is definitely burning with shame at the fact that Blake keeps on going through ALL the tropes.
zMADLAXz
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Well all the women on Remnant are some kind of Bi I guess, Bipolar, Bisexual, or a Bitch. Some have more than one quality.
Heck just see Velvet in RWBY chibi, she's all fine and dandy on letting Cardin go free with his bullying but the moment Jaune pulled the "Rabbit in the Hat" trick in that one episode? She suddenly found a spine.
Grrrrrrr
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…beach date has velvet with basically debtal floss bikini and a distinct red handprint on her ass and bite marks on her tits
TheFabulousCustodes
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Coco's gonna rig that bet.
I saw you have a Zenless Zone Zero short or two over on SB's, are you gonna bring them over here?
AndrewJTalon
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Yes, I will. Eventually.
Gur40
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Ren Needs a Powerup
Empath getting the tool ment for walking a mile in another shoes?
Post V3 Qrow is confronted by Papa Shirou and learns of Salem... time to call in a favor
After All FGO got the Normal Ending time for the Golden End
Lancaster Fluff
and angst
if another Hound Appears could Aura Amp save them?
Irondaddy winning
Whitely Already in Pietro Workshop
Temporal Step-Sibling War
they found the Jaune bashing threads
as 99% of fantasy shows, NEVER throw out the healer/buffer party member especially if they can self MP recovery and double as a tank!!
Isabel
in some timelines
CInder? May? Glynda? we all know Blake tries to build a harem every timeline
Who does Jaune have a bigger chest then?
or this is Nick and Isabel
Husband Bod to Dad bob
Royal Succession Jaune
Glynda Feels Like In Beacon
Janitor definitely appreciates the help
Video Games for the Schneeblings
jThey end up being different genres. Winter finds herself a Kojima-style action protag, with accompanying surreal shit.
Whitley ends up with city management game powers that end up improving Mantle and fix the rift between it and Atlas. Watts tries messing with it and suddenly ends up in the Ever After where his tech abilities don't work on anything—banned for hacking.
V10 promo vs what we wanted
i remember when people hyped up Jax as Ruby next big rival angry she has a Cult and is literally divine blessed and best friends with the Rusted Knight as well as both Atlas and Faunus Princesses!
Post V3 Qrow is confronted by Papa Shirou and learns of Salem... time to call in a favor
Lancaster Fluff
if another Hound Appears could Aura Amp save them?
Irondaddy winning
Temporal Step-Sibling War
they found the Jaune bashing threads
Isabel
in some timelines
Who does Jaune have a bigger chest then?
Husband Bod to Dad bob
Royal Succession Jaune
Glynda Feels Like In Beacon
Video Games for the Schneeblings
Whitley ends up with city management game powers that end up improving Mantle and fix the rift between it and Atlas. Watts tries messing with it and suddenly ends up in the Ever After where his tech abilities don't work on anything—banned for hacking.
V10 promo vs what we wanted
