LordofBones
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Just a few thoughts on Sanctuary snippets.
2. Old Queen Artoria is not just still alive and kicking, but is very active and all too capable of taking back the city.
Time for Camelot Mark 2 Electric Boogaloo.
Jaune: "Well, Grand-auntie Rin's helping with the rebuilding and bureaucracy-"
*elsewhere*
Ishtar-Rin: "Ohohohohoooo! Yes, build it bigger and better in the name of Ishtar! Help them out, Gugalanna!"
Ereshkigal-Rin: *icepack on her head as she tries to process the long, long queue of dead souls waiting in line*
Jaune: "And Grand-auntie Sakura's busy with the clean-up."
*in Beacon*
White Gang grunt: "Oh god oh god oh gods they're all...all..."
Kama-Sakura: "I am the incarnation of passion and the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven-"
Dark-Sakura: "If I kill you all then sempai will <bleep> me with Saber and neechan and then he'll <bleep bleep> us and kyaaaaa~"
Jaune: "And Aunt Mordred-"
Mordred: "Oi! Who in the fuck called me 'Aunt'?"
Jaune: "And Uncle Mordred has decided we all need toughening up while Nana Arturia and Grandpa Shirou prepare for the shift in government."
Mordred: *cracks knuckles* "Alright, which of you punks needs an asskicking first? You, the blonde with the cow-udders! You look like a little like Father so I won't hold back!"
3. How soon will people start voicing the opinion that reinstating old dynasty might be a good idea?
In hindsight, King Ozma's brilliant idea to disband the military must have had Salem pass out laughing.