[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[SharkCultist]

...MCU Scarlet Witch, Comic Scarlet Witch, or the early-2000's X-Men cartoon Scarlet Witch?

Because one is just a high school goth girl with daddy issues and a furry kink, but the others are BATSHIT EVIL BITCHES, and Pyrrha doesn't deserve that comparison.

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Give me my sexy redheaded magical yandere damn it!

 

[cavalal386]

I have two ideas for the Radian CCTnet Channel, but I don't know how to put them in words nor which characters would work for them

- First is Teatime with Uncle Iroh where he teaches you to make tea and gives you advise in the form of proverbs that make no sense.

- The second is just based on this "Tuning up your TIE-Fighter to prove you're better than the bastard currently running the TIE-Fighter Program for fun and profit". like I said, don't know how to put this in words or which character to use.

 

[Gur40]

Give me my sexy redheaded magical yandere damn it!

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The Pyrrha from a Timeline Jaune died for her and she killed Cinder for the other half of the Maiden Powers and travel back to Beacon Era to 'Fix' the timeline
what happened next was a mix of UBW and NSFW leading to a dead Cinder and JNPR into JNPPR

 

[Bommel]

Some other ideas for the Radian CCTnet Channel:

-Lilac hosts a children's show! Which her boyfriend Mercer sometimes comes on! Naturally it's very popular... For young men of all ages. And some ladies.

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Addition idea:
- She also does the voice acting for one of thw main characters of a childrens cartoon featuring talking animals (basically mlp), and because her voice is considered incredibly hot, that character is one of if not the most popular characers in the whole show... Again with those same demographic of young men and some ladies.
There's absolutely nothing sexual about the actual show, but gooners will be gooners, and Lilac has that Arc voice, so she can't escape it.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Here's another idea for the RaidanCCnet series.

Burnice White doing a show about mixing different kinds of cocktails, a bit of trivia about them, and some different ways to mix dust that ties into said drink. Either as a ingredient for it or just because it themes well with it. All with a calm, relaxed voice that many consider to be sexual.

Cue both Weiss and Jaune going to strangle Coco when she starts leering at Burnice.

 

[cavalal386]

Burnice White

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i forgot, whose that?

 

[dragon_cloud16]

i forgot, whose that?

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The bastard daughter of Nicholas Arc and Willow Scheme after she got drunk along with Jaune's parents before at least getting knocked up by Nick. Making her the half sister for both Jaune and Weiss.

She works as a bartender, A brewer, and is good at dust mixing which she uses to make her own drink called Nitro-Fuel.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Okay, so... Volume 9 is... A wash. RKJaune was neat and that was cool but the whole volume has the same problems, but worse, as the last ones did. It just had some interesting ideas but otherwise? Total dumpsterfire.

But there was one aspect that might be fun for a crossover. The Ever After is the realm of dreams.

And there's a certain entity whose domain is that of dreams.

When Ruby is all alone, after yelling at her friends... She hears a voice.

???: "Aw... Poor kid. All alone in the world, your world being consumed by darkness... No no, of course it's not your fault! Never your fault! But it looks like you could use some help. What do you say, kid? I can get you and your friends home, even let you beat ol' Gothy McTitties... And in return, you help me out with something I'm working on."

Ruby: "Wha... What's in it for you?"

???: "You just want to help people, right? You're so kind and good, you just wanna help people out of the kindness of your heart! Well so do I! So... What do you say, kid? Do we have... A deal?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3tDV-wNn2M

I mean that part was also done terribly (everyone was out of character) BUT! If Bill Cipher made an illusion to twist and torment Ruby and drive her off? That would make a lot more sense. As much as Volume 9 can, anyway.

 

[Balorak146]

i forgot, whose that?

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A Zenless Zone Zero-expy, Nick Arc's daughter with Willow Schnee after a drunken tryst (I forget the details). Don't let her adorable voice and party girl exterior fool you - she's a part-time bartender, part-time mercenary and full-time unhinged pyromaniac.

She's very much the 'you're trapped in here with me' kind of crazy. The signature drink she serves to her customers is the same stuff she uses as ignition fuel for her dual-flamethrowers.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQPMTJ9rh0

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvuV365VO6Q

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUOkDa5ZXaI

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A Zenless Zone Zero-expy, Nick Arc's daughter with Willow Schnee after a drunken tryst (I forget the details). Don't let her adorable voice and party girl exterior fool you - she's a part-time bartender, part-time mercenary and full-time unhinged pyromaniac.

She's very much the 'you're trapped in here with me' kind of crazy. The signature drink she serves to her customers is the same stuff she uses as ignition fuel for her dual-flamethrowers.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQPMTJ9rh0

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvuV365VO6Q

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUOkDa5ZXaI

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Honestly I'm working on making a version of her that doesn't have Nick cheat on Isabel.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Honestly I'm working on making a version of her that doesn't have Nick cheat on Isabel.

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So either Isabel dragged Nick into a threesome with Willow when those two were drunk, with Isabella forcing it being one possibility.

Another is she wanted a child not connected to Jacques, got some artificial insemination with Nick unknowingly being the donator to let her give birth to the future pyromaniac that would literally torch Beacon to ash if Jaune wasn't there.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

So either Isabel dragged Nick into a threesome with Willow when those two were drunk, with Isabella forcing it being one possibility.

Another is she wanted a child not connected to Jacques, got some artificial insemination with Nick unknowingly being the donator to let her give birth to the future pyromaniac that would literally torch Beacon to ash if Jaune wasn't there.

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Actually, I do have an OC who could work for this!

Warden Schnee, Willow's brother. I based him off Yukon Cornelius (since Nicholas Schnee was based on Santa Claus) went into the mines while Willow went on to be the high society girl. Jacques married Willow while Warden became chief supervisor of the mines. Everyone loved Warden and he opposed Jacques... And at some point in Weiss' childhood, he died under mysterious circumstances.

His wife Wysteria also died... But maybe she had a daughter. A daughter Willow knew would be a threat to Jacques. So she got her out of that situation and to the Arcs. She tried to fight Jacques but she broke... But she was able to hold onto her sanity by knowing her children would all be safe and so would her niece... Burnice.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Tangy: "Now officially, you are not supposed to kill or mistreat prisoners until they have been tried for their crimes. In Vale, Atlas, and others. However, in the middle of Mistral, the rules on the treatment of prisoners are rather lax when it comes to bandits. Like these bandits!"

Captive members of the Branwen Tribe appear on screen.

Weiss: "Oh no she's not going to..."

Tangy: "Let's see how Plasma Cutters work on their limbs!"

Random Bandit: Turns to Weiss. "Please, we'll tell you where Raven is, just keep her away from us!"

Weiss: "Sorry, she's my commanding officer."

The sound of a plasma cutter turning on is heard nearby as the camera pans away to I=Visha who goes over the specific laws which allow them to do this.

Visha: "And under the Haven Treaty of 1955, bandits are covered under Hostis humani generis, meaning enemies of all mankind! Also faunus but that was added in later!" She eats some cookies. " Mmm...! Chocolate chip!"

Blake: "Should we really sit around watching war crimes being committed in dubious territory under dubious circumstances?"

Jaune: "They're technically not war crimes since it's not an actual war. Also they were already committed. This was recorded."

Ruby: "Yeah, they're all dead."

Ren: "Good riddance."

Nora: "Yeah! Fuck bandits in their stupid bandit faces!"

Pyrrha: "H-How about we change the channel?"

Jaune: Switches the channel to the next show which is "Tea Time with Queen Artoria Pendragon."

Weiss: "Oh thank the Breaker! Something normal and wholesome!"

Blake: "You do realize the Saber Queen has a body count in the tens of thousands, right?"

Weiss: "Yes but she's moved past that! She's a sweet old lady now!"

Artoria: "Greeting viewers. My great-grandchildren are helping me with showing tea time! Proper Albion tea time is a ritual that calms the nerves, lets you center yourself and helps establish calm in the chaos of life."

Weiss: "Oh yes! YES! Wonderful!"

Blake: "Hmph. Menagerian tea ceremonies are better."

Ren: "You took them from Mistral."

Blake: "W-We had the idea first and they stole it!"

Yang: "Careful Blake, don't wanna boil over, do you?"

Blake: "Ugh..."

Artoria finishes up the tea and smiles at the camera.

Artoria: "Now we let it seep. Until it's done, I will show off my family photo album." Brings out a photo album. "Here's a picture of my Great-Grandson Jaune at a cultural festival in Mistral with a young girl who he thought was really pretty."

Jaune/Ren: "YOU WERE A GUY?!"

All of the girls develop blushes and nosebleeds.

 

[etabb6]

Tangy: "Now officially, you are not supposed to kill or mistreat prisoners until they have been tried for their crimes. In Vale, Atlas, and others. However, in the middle of Mistral, the rules on the treatment of prisoners are rather lax when it comes to bandits. Like these bandits!"

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Why did you skip from Radian CCnet 2 all the way to 6?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Why did you skip from Radian CCnet 2 all the way to 6?

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Because I got the order wrong from Spacebattles. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!