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Ruby: okay…. n-n-n-no need to panic! I just need to look up the make and model number, make note of the various mods, and and… and sell my soul for 1 billion lien and i should be good!
I find it hilarious how easy it is to imagine Jaune as thst guy who would help get rid of a body.
I have a feeling that the reason for this either involves Tanya or Aqua.I find it hilarious how easy it is to imagine Jaune as thst guy who would help get rid of a body.
....
Ruby: "N-NO! No! I'm fine! I'll ask him questions later! Also, for no real reason but um can you do me a favor?"
Jaune: "Sure, what?"
Ruby: "Could you help me move something REALLY big and heavy to the school workshop and forge and NOT ask any questions about what it is?"
Jaune: "... Ruby... Did you kill someone and need to dispose of the body?"
Ruby: "What?! NO!"
Jaune: "Ruby, if you did, I am fully willing to help cover it up. Who was it? Sky Lark? Did he try to take advantage of you? I knew his geeky nature was covering up some creep! If he's still alive, he won't be for long."
Aqua: Mortals... Can even teach a goddess... Like Kazuma taught me... Ohhhh I hope I see him again someday...!
-Pyrrha is worried when a childhood friend of Jaune's shows up. A beautiful young woman.
Farm boy remember?I kind of want to see a story where Yang or Blake takes him up on that offer
So can we talk about how one part of Andrew's railgun post is a better prompt idea than at least half of his latest prompt idea post namely this part:
Ruby: "Could you help me move something REALLY big and heavy to the school workshop and forge and NOT ask any questions about what it is?"
Jaune: "... Ruby... Did you kill someone and need to dispose of the body?"
Ruby: "What?! NO!"
Jaune: "Ruby, if you did, I am fully willing to help cover it up. Who was it? Sky Lark? Did he try to take advantage of you? I knew his geeky nature was covering up some creep! If he's still alive, he won't be for long.
I kind of want to see a story where Yang or Blake takes him up on that offer
You know what we need? More bro bonding moments with Jaune and Ren. Make them play some sports together, Ren teaching Jaune aura control, or as one story did, become models together and slowly grow their way to make stardom one edition at a time. or Jaune being a bro and taking one for Ren and keeping Nora occupied for the day.
Something, just more Ren and Jaune bonding as brothers. With Jaune noticeably being the more energetic and caring older brother. With Ren being the quieter but observant younger brother.
Edit: Oh, idea Juane secretly being a bro and tries to set up Nora and Ren on dates. Ren also does the same for Jaune and Pyrrha. Neither of them know this. But Nora and Pyrrha are wholly aware of their shenanigans and can't help but find it funny.
Nick: "Hey sweetie."
Ruby: "Hello sir... Can I see your railgun sword?"
Nick: "Only if you marry my son-"
Tai proceeds to troll Ruby and Yang by implying that he's offered Yang's hand in marriage to Jaune as payment for the destruction of Nick's sword.
Ruby freaks out, and...
Ruby: "Nooooo, take me instead! It's my fault! I swear I'll be a good wife!"
JNPR: *collective spit take*
Ruby: "Yang's already given up so much for me! Please Jaune, don't take away her freedom too!"
Jaune: "What."
Ruby: " SHE WANTS TO ADVENTURE AND LIVE FOR THE JOURNEY AND BE A LESBIAN BIKER CAT LADY IN A SINGLE APARTMENT! DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER!"
-Isabel Arc is concerned with the psychological condition of several Hunters-in-Training at Beacon. So she acts as a part-time counselor to the students. Things uh... Things don't go well. Poor Isabel.
Weiss: ...and this concludes my essay on the "daddy kink". Which I totally don't have.
Isabel: I see. We will address that on our next meeting, miss Schnee. After I finish that bottle of Aspirin. Next!
Blake: Hello, Mrs. Arc. I will be straightforward with you, I intend to offer myself to your son as a slave and I need to know how to break it to him so he won't freak out and run away.
Isabel: (stares)
Blake: (stares back, South Park style)
Isabel: NEXT!
Pyrrha: Hello, future mother-in-law.
(Later)
Isabel: How come you're the sanest one?
Nora: I dunno. It's mystery.
I just had an idea!! Street Racer Jaune!
-Aqua Arc becomes a pain of a houseguest. So Jaune tries to get her and Kazuma together quickly.
-Isabel Arc is concerned with the psychological condition of several Hunters-in-Training at Beacon. So she acts as a part-time counselor to the students. Things uh... Things don't go well. Poor Isabel.
this will only end poorly.Everyone is used to how racist Blake is, and has accepted that they can't fix her.
Isabel's only heard how bad Blake is, and thinks that she can fix her....
wouldn't there be a conflict of interest here?