Even More Blake is Racist 4
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Jaune opens his locker, checks his gear... Closes it, and Blake is standing right there with a scowl.
Jaune: "Um... Hey Blake?"
Blake: "You want to be like the great heroes of your family, right?"
Jaune: "I... I do?"
Blake: "You didn't even consider taking me as a prize! Making me your collared pet?! That's what your ancestor King Roland Arc IV did to the Faunus! You could blackmail me into being your sexy feline Faunus servant!"
Jaune: sigh "One, that was two hundred years ago. He was the last Arc to be a king."
Blake: "So?"
Jaune: "Two, yes he collared a Faunus woman but he made her his wife."
Blake: "Wha... You can't be part Faunus! Human men only have Faunus children with Faunus women!"
Jaune: "No, they don't. It's fifty-fifty on the genetics otherwise Faunus would have outbred humans a long time ago."
Blake: "But-But-!"
Jaune: "Third, everyone knows you're a Faunus. You didn't even change your name, Blake!"
Hex: "BELLADONNA!" He rushes up and kneels before her "While I have pride in my Rabbit Faunus heritage, I pledge my fealty to the Princess of Menagerie as we tear down the corrupt human society dominating us and rise up as the rightful new rulers of Remnant!"
Blake: "THAT'S NOT MY FATHER'S DREAM!" cough "I-I mean, I'm not that Blake Belladonna! I just have the same name!"
Hex: "Command me, My Princess! I only ask that you help me save Velvet Scarlatina from her obviously abusive human boyfriend! She should be MY waifu!"
Blake: "WHAT?!"
Jaune: "Yeah, have fun with that, Blake."
Jaune: "Um... Hey Blake?"
Blake: "You want to be like the great heroes of your family, right?"
Jaune: "I... I do?"
Blake: "You didn't even consider taking me as a prize! Making me your collared pet?! That's what your ancestor King Roland Arc IV did to the Faunus! You could blackmail me into being your sexy feline Faunus servant!"
Jaune: sigh "One, that was two hundred years ago. He was the last Arc to be a king."
Blake: "So?"
Jaune: "Two, yes he collared a Faunus woman but he made her his wife."
Blake: "Wha... You can't be part Faunus! Human men only have Faunus children with Faunus women!"
Jaune: "No, they don't. It's fifty-fifty on the genetics otherwise Faunus would have outbred humans a long time ago."
Blake: "But-But-!"
Jaune: "Third, everyone knows you're a Faunus. You didn't even change your name, Blake!"
Hex: "BELLADONNA!" He rushes up and kneels before her "While I have pride in my Rabbit Faunus heritage, I pledge my fealty to the Princess of Menagerie as we tear down the corrupt human society dominating us and rise up as the rightful new rulers of Remnant!"
Blake: "THAT'S NOT MY FATHER'S DREAM!" cough "I-I mean, I'm not that Blake Belladonna! I just have the same name!"
Hex: "Command me, My Princess! I only ask that you help me save Velvet Scarlatina from her obviously abusive human boyfriend! She should be MY waifu!"
Blake: "WHAT?!"
Jaune: "Yeah, have fun with that, Blake."