TheFabulousCustodes
Experienced.
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"It's gonna be that big of a blow out, huh?"
"The biggest," Roman said, "I'll explain all the details later. Promise."
Lotta dust at the Docks.
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"It's gonna be that big of a blow out, huh?"
"The biggest," Roman said, "I'll explain all the details later. Promise."
"But Torchwick-!" Blake shouted, as another Dust explosion went off. Sage and Neptune ran over, leaving a knocked-out Bonesaw in their wake.
"Careful lad," An old hare faunus smirked as he walked by, his aged body held up by a cane, "In the old country, you tug her ears, you have to marry her."
Cardin dropped his silverware with a loud clatter.
"Marry her?!"
Relief filled everyone. Jaune leaned heavily against Pyrrha, who laughed softly. Yang slapped him on the back, and gave a thumbs up to Weiss and Neptune.
"Boy… Bet he's dino-sore!" She laughed.
Jaune snickered, even as everyone else but Nora groaned.
"I know you don't think you deserve to be loved," she whispered, "I… Neither did I. Not for the longest time. Part of me still doesn't, but… But I want us both to be worthy. Someday."
Jaune slowly nodded. Pyrrha's smile became rather more predatory.
"And I never lose," she murmured with an intense look.
"Uh… To whom?" Jaune managed.
Pyrrha smiled and nuzzled up against him. Yang's eyes flashed red as Ruby looked hurt. Nora sighed.
Because Jaune was asking for such a complication in his life. He really was.
To be fair to jaune, yang just started sprouting shit about being just friends after kissing him let him calm down and think things thoughSo how has Jaune not committed suicide with his negative self-esteem?
After Yang started kissing him I started skimming because it was just Jaune putting himself down.
But hey I remembered why I normally stay in the NSFW Section: less dense harem protagonists.
To be fair to jaune, yang just started sprouting shit about being just friends after kissing him let him calm down and think things though
No... No. It can't be... I'm not going to... Shit...
His arms wrapped around her in a hug. She started, and looked into his eyes again.
"Whatever it is," Jaune said quietly, "You say it when you're ready, okay?"
Yang stared at him for a while in silence. She then smiled. His heart pounded in his chest.
Shit shit shit... This is the part where we kiss, right? Do I want to kiss her? Does she want to kiss me?! What about Pyrrha?! His brain shouted. WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO KISS ME?! WHY WOULD THEY?! No, no, it's fine, it's fine, she doesn't want me to kiss her-
She leaned in and pressed her lips against the corner of his. His eyes went wide.
She's kissing me. SHE'S KISSING ME?!
It was a peck. Light, warm, and short. She pulled back, her entire face as red as his felt.
She kissed me?!
"S-So," Yang managed, "Uh... I-I mean..."
Jaune opened his mouth. Nothing came out.
Come on mouth, you're ruining everything for me! Say something! ANYTHING!
"I-I just... If... If you're fine with... With hanging out," she said quietly, "Having fun... Together...?"
Jaune slowly nodded.
"I... I would like that-"
"It's not dating," Yang said quickly. Jaune blinked.
"Huh...?"
"It-It's just two friends, who are very close, going out and having fun and-and it's nothing serious!" Yang said quickly. "Nothing to freak out about or-or run from! That... That was... Y-Ya know, just making sure the mouthwash worked!"
... Huh? Jaune managed.
"S-So! Uh... You cool with that? Friends? Just... Doing friend stuff?" Yang asked, almost pleading with him.
... Shit... Did... Did I just get friendzoned? He thought. A great weight left his shoulders. Oh thank the Gods, I was terrified... Or was I?
After this I stopped engaging with the story: this is the last red flag that let me know this was going to go down the Dense Harem Protagonist trope. I would have rather there be no romance than this shit. DHPs mean there are going to be harem hijinks instead of a good romance together with the fight for humanities survival.
To be fair to jaune, yang just started sprouting shit about being just friends after kissing him let him calm down and think things though
Patience, patience! I'm just taking my time with the harem antics. In this case it's just Jaune's issues. Dude still feels responsible for Gato's death. That and a few... Other issues. Just be patient, the story is just building things up.
DNA MATCH: 49.8% HUMAN
Qrow lowered the papers and stared at Isabel. He shrugged.
"They found human DNA in the Grimm's remains? Why is that a big deal? The Bitch had to eat-"
"The genetic material isn't from human remains," Isabel said, soft and terrified, "The genetic material... Is bonded to the Grimm itself. It was part of the Grimm."
Well there IS religion, it's just poorly handled:
https://rwby.fandom.com/wiki/Religion
Also the entire plot is based on a tiff between the gods, enacted through their proxies in Ozpin and Salem, and therefore the entire story is religious in nature. A made up religion, but a religion nevertheless.
"That was a 'command decision'," Ruby said, and Yang could picture the quotation marks she put around those words, "Those are tough. So... I'm making another one."
Yang slowly nodded, now getting a little irritated.
"Okay, and that is...?"
Ruby smiled.
"A strategic one," she said, "We'll both go after Jaune!"
Well unless you take into the account the fact that grimm are magical balls of hatred and destruction that don't typically have DNA in the first place. They dissolve into smoke even here, just to a lesser degree. Moreso, considering the fact that they are distinctly not animals and thus have 0 reason to share DNA with humans or any animal in general. This is also not that kind of test. It's not that it's "matches 48% with the DNA of a human" and more that "48% of this thing is bonafide human" as if one of it's parents were human.49.8% human is essentially meaningless, orangutans, I think, have a 98% match, and no one would consider them human. Anything less than a 90% doesn't really seem like it would matter.