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The QQ logical explanation for combat distractions.I am reminded of that one fan explanation of why she uses bracers instead of just standing there like Superman, bullets make her boobs jiggle and that causes gunmen to target them to see them bounce instead of trying to kill her.
...This is a surprisingly good defensive option, if not a moral or easily established one.Besides, if they were having horrific visions of the people I killed, they'd never have time for anything else.
Ah. It wasn't OL getting shot at that time. I'm guessing the Guns either have him pegged for something (probably from wartime) or they've decided any ally of their target is as culpable as the target themself. Either way, this isn't great.20th October 2012
15:14 GMT -5
The image of Alan jerks and then fragments-.
Unlike you, OL, he can't easily divide his concentration between talking and fighting...
Bad idea, kitty-kat. That'd just give Avenger a free shot at you. And you haven't got nearly the defences a Lantern does.The image disappears, and I scan for-
"Drop me off somewhere."
Not to mention god knows how many Amazons and cops. Good grief, the Guns have a target-rich environment...-Alan's location.
"Can't do that. We don't know the range of her teleportation, and she can selectively phase. I don't have anywhere safe to put you. Alan's a perfectly capable Lantern and Diana's right there."
Trust him, he's lasted this long without AI. With an AI, he's practically unbeatable, because nothing's stronger than Hope. Especially when it's touched by his Will.Alan's just outside the embassy. He was talking to the police, but now he's evading bullets while trying to lead her away from other people. In New York in the middle of the afternoon. And he's trying to talk to her.
Stop looking, stop looking.
Ugh. I bet he's got millions of hits. Like a Google search for one word. Might wanna try narrowing it down?
Huh. The things you learn when you make a random search... But this is no time for a wiki-walk, OL!The problem with her using handguns that have been in circulation for about a hundred years is that there aren't exactly a small number of them in wider circulation. And there are… Quite a lot of gun-related deaths in the US each year-.
Half were people killing themselves?
And that will seem like a total non-sequitor to Ted. Not helping your reputation as 'scatter-brained', OL."What? What's happening?"
"Did you know that half of gun deaths in the US last year were people killing themselves?"
Except most of her targets wouldn't fit either of those cases. Regular people can get up to some pretty bad things."Ah… No? What's that got to do with Al?"
"I'm trying to see who else Ms. Carlyle might have killed, but it's a common firearm… I mean, I can try limiting it to people of more than human normal toughness or where the bullet passed through something solid…"
Ah, the wisdom of age. Good luck finding anyone from that era, though."Try looking to see if there was a change in the death rate after she disappeared."
"Okay. Arranging my demographic… Do you know anyone who did know Crimson Avenger?"
The 1940's and -50's, folks! Cas-u-al rac-is-um!"The Seven Soldiers of Victory, but I think they're all dead. Ah… Victor Leong? I never met him, but he was-. Oh, I… Guess he'd be about my age. Last I heard he was a restaurant manager, but he's probably retired."
"Victor Leong, Victor Leong… Yes, still alive and yes, retired. What was their relationship?"
Not ringing a bell. But I can assume they're a legacy hero..."Victor was Vigilante's old sidekick. Greg Saunders?"
"Yes, Alan mentioned him." And of course I met Desperado. Definitely didn't see a sidekick with him, and he was far too young... "I'll phone him."
So, what comic misunderstanding will this be?I raise my left hand to my ear, a ringing tone sounding a moment later.
"Hey."
Ah, the 'poorly-timed telemarketer cold call.' A classic."Good afternoon, Mister L-."
"I've already got a subscription to the Tribune."
Man, how many times must he have had that call... Today?"Good for you. A well-informed population is a requirement for a functioning democracy."
"Oh. So you're not trying to get me to buy the Times?"
...Yes, sure, the 'Cake Guy.' I assume you enjoyed your slice."Not particularly. I'm Orange Lantern."
"Orange..? Oh! The cake guy!"
Never living it down, OL. Get used to it. I'm amazed the Legionnaires didn't greet you as 'The Cake man'... But they did come from a different timeline. Bet he'll get that reaction from their local counterparts if they ever turn up.Behind me, Ted snorts. At least he didn't mention the eyes or the spider-.
"Yes. Yes, I am. So anyway, I was hoping that you'd be able to help me with an investigation-."
Yes, rather 'Oh'. Good to see he can guess just how bad this could be."I'm a little old for that sort of thing these days. I haven't been able to do a split kick for about thirty years. But if you're desperate, I'll go get my walker-."
"Someone's using Crimson Avenger's guns."
"Oh."
<ShockedNickCage.jpeg> No, really? We'd never have guessed!"And you're just-."
"The only one of the old gang still going, I know. His guns… Ain't exactly normal."
Hey, at least it isn't a cursed motorcycle gas-tank cap. And yes, that is the 90's Ghost Rider's origin. Still better than Ghost Rider 2099..."Yes, I worked that out from how they shot through my constructs and armour. Blue Lantern's fighting her now, so a succinct explanation would be appreciated."
"There's some kind of spirit in them. He said they talked to him, sometimes."
More than that, but he can be excused for Mister Travis not being entirely truthful."They talked to him sometimes, or they talked to him all the time and he didn't want to scare you?"
"Coulda been either. He only really talked about it once, when the guns told him something about a case he couldn't have found out just by his detective skills. They showed him pictures of what the victims went through."
I'm betting that's why he invented the gas-gun he would later use. Sort of a Sandman-lite."Victims..?"
"Murder victims. He didn't say anything about any other kind. He wasn't big on shooting people-. Not fatally, anyway. But… That one case? It was like the guns wanted to kill the perp and he had to force them not to."
And yes, those costumes are terrible. Presumably done after Batman caught on big."Do you know where the guns went after he died?"
"I don't have the slightest idea. I was Greg's sidekick, not Avenger's. Wing was already dead… I don't really know who else would know anything."
Well, he can but try."Thank you for your help, Mister Leong. I've got your number if there's anything else."
"If the spirits in those guns are controlling this guy, you can help them, right? Avenger would hate it if someone innocent got hurt."
More likely it'll be the Guns that end up destroyed. Or at least separated from their host and contained."Where evil spirits are concerned, there's no such thing as innocence, only what they can get away with. I won't kill her if there's a reasonable alternative. Good day."
I lower my left hand.
Which is legally true. Now, falsifying evidence and possibly later lying about it in court? Not so innocent."Ted… I hate to ask, and believe me I'm the last person to get on his moral high horse-."
"I didn't murder anyone. Not ever."
Come on, if he has to sit down and count, it'll take all day."Evil spirits, Ted. It's not the same as the definition of murder used by the American legal system. Did you ever cause someone to die without direct and immediate need or cause?"
"Did you?"
Yeah. Still not public knowledge that he wiped nearly an entire race from existence. They weren't nice people, but still..."Lots of times. So many I'll never know all of their names or faces and I probably won't know if it was actually justified or not. But you joined the Society after the war. And… Besides, if they were having horrific visions of the people I killed, they'd never have time for anything else."
"Ah. Damn." He looks at me with a good deal of disquiet. "Al told me-."
As detailed here. For those who want to read ahead and aren't already familiar with the plotline."If you want the full breakdown and justification, you can have it after we've saved Miss Carlyle."
"Well then, I… Pushing the definition a whole long way…" He nods slowly, once. "Yeah. I kinda did."
In this timeline, the manner in which Golden Age Ragman died happened. As such, the guns may consider Alan a valid target.Ah. It wasn't OL getting shot at that time. I'm guessing the Guns either have him pegged for something (probably from wartime) or they've decided any ally of their target is as culpable as the target themself. Either way, this isn't great.
If you're talking about the Citadelians, Paul didn't wipe them out. He left a sizable amount alive, partially so that the Tamaranean princesses can earn Vega's good will by hunting them down.Yeah. Still not public knowledge that he wiped an entire race from existence. They weren't nice people, but still...
That's interesting, because the last time I checked it was something like 2/3. Another third were murders, and a percentage or two for accidents."Did you know that half of gun deaths in the US last year were people killing themselves?"
Yeah. Still not public knowledge that he wiped nearly an entire race from existence
If you're talking about the Citadelians, Paul didn't wipe them out. He left a sizable amount alive, partially so that the Tamaranean princesses can earn Vega's good will by hunting them down
The Guns have probably killed more people by missing than they ever have directly. Not that the spirit in them would care, I bet. As long as they get their target, no-one else matters... Sloppy.
So we will no longer see the version of Paul who ended up in the former? Pity, I was hoping to see him interact with Power Girl and Supergirl, with people mistaking their relationship due to him being good friends with the two. At least we'll see him in the latter. Though I wonder which ring he'd get there?
"Must be a slow year.""Did you know that half of gun deaths in the US last year were people killing themselves?"
Plus DC is wildly more violent than RL, so more gun violence too.That's interesting, because the last time I checked it was something like 2/3. Another third were murders, and a percentage or two for accidents.
I guess the Sheeda chaos and the aftermath might drastically increase the murder numbers and/or lower the suicides, if only because more people get killed before they can kill themselves.
You might if someone who's actually read Ame-Comi writes it.So we will no longer see the version of Paul who ended up in the former?
So we will no longer see the version of Paul who ended up in the former? Pity, I was hoping to see him interact with Power Girl and Supergirl, with people mistaking their relationship due to him being good friends with the two. At least we'll see him in the latter. Though I wonder which ring he'd get there?
Oh how I wish the far future bondage elves just looked at OL and promised him that if he makes a very fine celebratory cake then they'll allow him to be the last to die. Completely dismissing him in every other category!Never living it down, OL. Get used to it. I'm amazed the Legionnaires didn't greet you as 'The Cake man'... But they did come from a different timeline. Bet he'll get that reaction from their
Like to see Ghost Rider give those things the Penitence Stare.Ironic, isn't it? The Guns have probably killed more people by missing than they ever have directly. Not that the spirit in them would care, I bet. As long as they get their target, no-one else matters... Sloppy
Fucking bargain bin bootleg Ghost Rider. She doesn't even have a flaming skull. How can you be possessed by a Spirit of Vengeance and not have a flaming skull?!!
...This is a surprisingly good defensive option, if not a moral or easily established one.
...This is a surprisingly good defensive option, if not a moral or easily established one.
Reminds me of settings where some people can project their emotions, and particularly one who is constantly near-suicidally depressed. He knows how to function with it. Anyone else he targets with it? Not so much
To be clear, the statistic in question is firearm-inflicted deaths (not firearm-related injuries or incidents) in the US in the year 2011 on Earth 16.That's interesting, because the last time I checked it was something like 2/3. Another third were murders, and a percentage or two for accidents.
Now I'm reminded of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where Marvin blasts all those people with the Point of View gun.
Ah. It wasn't OL getting shot at that time. I'm guessing the Guns either have him pegged for something
I could be wrong but didn't Grayven mention once that Alan and the JSA killed a villain that found out their secret identities?
The villain in question is Rag Doll, who was originally a Flash villain, one of Jay Garrick's rogues from the 1940s (both real-world publication history and in-universe time). He's patterned after a children's toy - think a kind of acrobat/contortionist Joker analogue with less humour and more criminal mastermind elements. Ragman is a different DC character, a superhero/vigilante with a magic costume made of patches and scraps of fabric, who first appeared in comics circa the 1970s.In this timeline, the manner in which Golden Age Ragman died happened. As such, the guns may consider Alan a valid target.
I thought Wildcat didn't know about that? Or did he suspect and never say anything? Or perhaps he just put the pieces together after Paul mentioned it?"You remember in nineteen seventy four? Ragdoll-."
"Oh."
"I wasn't sure if it was him, Mister Garrick or Doctor Knight. Guess… Unless there's someone else he escorted from this vale of tears, now we know."
Those should say 'Rag Doll'."Demons as a whole, yes. But we haven't actually seen any demons yet. Just people using magic. There are dozens of augmentation drugs that dwarf could have taken to murder that man. Heck, Ragdoll could have done it with a knife. It's not really special."