RichardWhereat
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Godsdamnit Serafin, you funny son of a bitch.
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Isn't he on Themyscira going through Rehab after being beaten up by his clone/twin/golden boy/thing?
...And the universe is now screaming, as it realises there are at least four Constantines in one world.
I see
I did, but I wanted to deny the truth.
It only causes a small amount of controversy!
You're welcome.
Huh, never knew that. And of course Anti-Vaxxers think that the mercury in it causes autism
I hope he stays in this world, to be honest. He'd be so useful.
Good to know
You're welcome.
I suppose that makes sense.It can do a little more than that, but if it was an 'I win' button then the Seven Devils would still be around.
You know it's bad when even the author doesn't remember exactly how many characters he added with the same name and physical appearance.
It was. Here are some more images.
Questionable Questing, or the Internet in general?
Thank you for the information. Isn't Kara Zor-El the one who wanted Paul to fuck her or else she'd kill herself or the people around her?If you mean how many people go by Supergirl, then there are three women: Kara Zor-El, Linda Danvers/Noriel, and Kara Zor-L. If you also count counterparts who go by other names, there's also Overgirl. Kara Zor-El is a Kryptonian who's still trying to adapt to life on Earth, Linda is a bad girl who got a mental rewrite due to getting the memories of an angel downloaded into her brain, Kara Zor-L is an alternate universe counterpart of the local Kara who's much more interested in being a hero, but is also a lot more naïve, while Overgirl is a woman from a Nazi dominated world who got Kryptonian powers thanks to unethical human experimentation and is trying to think of a way to rehabilitate her world.
Mr Zoat, just to confirm, does Overgirl still stick around Earth 16, or has she permanently gone back home to Earth 10?
Yes, although she wasn't threatening to kill herself, just innocent people. But that was due to exposure to black kryptonite.Thank you for the information. Isn't Kara Zor-El the one who wanted Paul to fuck her or else she'd kill herself or the people around her?
He blinks, then manages to open his eyes. "Yes." "I felt like me again."
That's nice, but I hope Paul gets to demonstrate something so impressive that even these New Gods will be impressed.I attach filaments to all but two of the soldiers and transition them halfway across the continent.
"Right then." The two nervously lower their guns as I drop the construct barrier. "Let's try that again."
Thank you, corrected.
Oof. Unsubtle weapons technology. Very much the definition of 'you die now' levels of Dakka. So, these folks are not going to be friendly about this, then. Perhaps they need a bit of education about politeness, then. (And note that the link has some visual reference for these folks... Just for convenience.)13th February 2013
19:11 GMT -5
Turns out? No. No, they don't see things differently when-
The cruiser skimming the atmosphere above us opens fire with its ventral weapons, lasers turning the air to plasma which slams into my construct shield.
Well, you did turn up unannounced and all. But these folks, I don't think would be neighbourly even if you'd phoned ahead...
I'd be more worried about the settlement shooting first."Gentlemen and lady, I can keep this up indefinitely, but it's not doing the planet any good."
Vykin looks at Lightray. "Will they keep shooting if we approach a settlement?"
I'm guessing whatever notes on them are in his database are limited to 'Very dangerous and highly aggressive. Do not approach unless other planets are in danger.'"Vykin, I've never been to this planet before or met these people."
"Lantern B'dg, do your records give-?"
In other words, they've got little chance of damaging the shields of an Orange Lantern with a desire to stay safe."They're.. pretty much gunna-" He raises his right hand as if contemplating adding his own shield to mine, then decides against it. "-keep shooting until we're dead. On the plus side, their system defence ships aren't anything special. You could probably destroy them."
"No." Bear looks decidedly truculent. "We burst into their home. They're scared. We're not killing anyone."
I'd laugh if these were from two different local factions, and the newcomers are here to fight off the cruiser's intrusion in their airspace..."Aircraft incoming. Looks like troop carriers."
Hang on. Ring, are the people in charge of those soldiers communicating with the ship?
Ah, right. Because the cruiser is basically dropping a giant thunderstorm on them thanks to the plasma discharges.No direct communication detected.
Is that because the air is too thoroughly ionised for anything to get through?
Determined lot, aren't they?Suggested explanation is plausible.
The ships fires again and the area of energised air above expands.
Aw, just tell them 'don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day.' These guys don't sound like much of a loss for the universe.Knowing what I do about the history of this species, I'm not exactly going to be choked up if they get a few of their own soldiers killed due to stupidity. On the other hand, I doubt that it would help the Forever People's recovery if that actually happened.
I think-.
...Not quite what he intended, probably. Though it's a sorry god of lightning who isn't resistant to it."They will die if they fly into that plasma cloud." Moonrider holds up his lighting gun thing, and then-. "That will not happen." The Lightning Will Be Earthed.
Electrical energy leaps… Leaps through my construct and slamming into-. Into the ground right next to Moonrider! The ground explodes and knocks him flying, Bear diving to catch him before he lands. His armour is.. a bit singed, but-
I can guess why. Not the best day for the Forever people is it?"Uh-hg."
-he's alive at least. I take a purple healing ray out of subspace and shoot him with it. Bear twists his head around, clearly alarmed-.
At least the kid did good with the plasma."It a healing ray. Look at him."
And I look at the sky. It's suddenly clear, and-
Now, are they ceasing hostilities, or just don't want to get in trouble for burninating their own troops when they arrive?Communication detected.
-the soldiers can now talk to the ship, which… Yes, it isn't firing and my scan shows that the cruiser is closing its weapon port.
Bit of a dramatic sort of physiotherapy, but if it works for him, more power to him."Mooney?" Bear looks down as his friend stirs. "Are you well?"
He blinks, then manages to open his eyes. "Yes." "I felt like me again."
I mean, he did send it into the ground. Aim could have used some work to do it further from him, though."I'm giving you half marks, could do better. The aim is to earth the electricity into the ground, not into yourself."
"I will remember that. What is this beam?"
Well, at least it's progress. But let's try not to smite yourself next time?"A healing ray from Earth. Since you tried discharging a large plasma cloud into yourself."
"I'm not-." He starts smiling. "I wasn't aiming at myself. I was trying to channel it into the ground. I am not fully recovered, but that was more than I have managed since our return."
Yes, well, Earth has all manner of rule-breaking Bullshit™. You'll love the place."Good for-" I switch from an overhead shield to a horizontal one as the incoming soldiers start firing. "-you."
"This ray from Earth feels… Good. Usually alien healing devices don't work well on New Gods."
...And now I'm picturing Moonrider as being just a little high, between the successful Godspeech and the healing rays.I frown. "How 'good' are we talking-?"
"Please!" Vykin walks up to the inner surface of my shield construct, his hands raised. "We merely want to ask if you have seen someone we are trying to find! We have no interest in fighting you!"
Amusing that the youngest of them is such a big-brotherly type. I mean, actual youngest or not, I still hope he is the youngest, just for the comedic potential.They respond by aiming at his face. He drops his hands, takes a deep breath, and waits for them to realise that it isn't going to work.
Bear helps Moonrider back onto his feet and makes sure that he's capable of staying upright, and gets a grateful nod as Moonrider proves that he can.
Yeah, crowds of angry people. Not the greatest surroundings for an empath."Dreamer, I don't suppose you can… Get anything out of them like this, can you?"
She looks at the advancing soldiers and shakes her head. "Too many people thinking about too many things."
Just rap on his helmet with the butt of your pistol or something, cowboy."Alright, I'll give it a go, then. Poke me if you need me."
Serifan looks confused. "How're we supposed to poke you in all that armour?"
Honestly, it probably doesn't even count as unusual.But I'm already unfocusing, staring beyond the world. The desires of soldiers in combat are much the same from place to place, slanted by the fact that we're obviously not receiving damage or fighting back. Beyond that, I look for images of Ub'x or Paldak, anything they've done or anywhere they've been.
I don't see anything. If she was here, it wasn't for long enough to cause any real fear or stimulate any strong desire. That doesn't mean that there wasn't some sort of bulletin or other news release. Or maybe their fleet engaging someone doesn't really count as 'news' to them.
Ah, the usual bluster against someone who's shown a complete indifference to their weaponry. Some things never change.
At least they're getting a workout?Vykin shakes his head solemnly. "We have no interest in killing-"
Two shots hit the construct shield in front of him at almost the exact same time. Then one of them throws a plasma grenade. It explodes, doing nothing.
Probably not something they covered in the team's training. They probably expected the people the kids would face to be cowed by a simple display of power... Or simply bashed flat by the Infinity Man.
Well, that's a bit silly. Sometimes a little money will grease wheels faster than any amount of oil... Or blood."Have you considered paying them for information?"
"We do not usually engage in.. commerce."
And now OL shows his diplomatic chops."But you don't object to it?"
He shakes his head, so I fly up to him. Ring, transmit on radio in addition to normal speech.
...At least the shooters are consistent. And accurate.Compliance.
"We want information, and have refined-" I get two shots level with my faceplate. "-metal to trade." I extend my right hand and let a selection of gold and jewellery fall to the ground. "And then we'll get lost."
...That has got to be demoralising for them. Not even interrupting his speech.No more shots. Good.
"Have you-" Their leader appears to be counting down. "-seen a small-" They all fire at once, aiming at the centre of my mass and still not doing any visible damage to my construct. "-beaver or lizard with a power ring-?"
Surely someone's got a need for cash in hand? Someone looking for a little extra for the kid's birthday, perhaps? Or gambling debts to be paid?Another unified shot. And then another. Honestly, their discipline and aim are really quite impressive. But this isn't getting us anywhere. Empathic vision.
"Anyone feel like taking the deal? Anyone want a nice big bonus to their regular pay?"
Boy, those two are going to have some explaining to do when they meet up with their unit.Flickers of orange-.
I attach filaments to all but two of the soldiers and transition them halfway across the continent.
"Right then." The two nervously lower their guns as I drop the construct barrier. "Let's try that again."
Moonrider holds up his lightning gun thing, and then-.
"It's a healing ray. Look at him."
Ah, OL. When polite requests fail, out comes the money? Plata o plomo, I suppose.
If those guys have any sense at all, it won't.
With their tech they're basically a post-scarcity society, so they may not have a system of money.
Thank you, corrected.Moonrider holds up his lightning gun thing, and then-.
"It's a healing ray. Look at him."
Yes, but the thing about cash is that you have to be alive afterwords to spend it.Surely someone's got a need for cash in hand? Someone looking for a little extra for the kid's birthday, perhaps? Or gambling debts to be paid?
Eh. These Gods saw Paulphidian and skedaddled. Not much he can do to really top that.That's nice, but I hope Paul gets to demonstrate something so impressive that even these New Gods will be impressed.
That was them out of control and they never interacted with them. How would they react to seeing them up close and more in control of their actions?Eh. These Gods saw Paulphidian and skedaddled. Not much he can do to really top that.
Hahaha, these guys are great. I love them.No more shots. Good.
"Have you-" Their leader appears to be counting down. "-seen a small-" They all fire at once, aiming at the centre of my mass and still not doing any visible damage to my construct.
These are the nearest aggressive species to the species that faints when afraid.
These are the nearest aggressive species to the species that faints when afraid.
Because I'm the main character. If I solve all my home universes problems without follow up problems people will stop reading me and prove Ambush Big right!
We bough the design these bald guys with bug-eye cybernetics years ago."
Deserves a second look.The soldiers are take the opportunity to squirrel their bribe money away in various parts of their armour.