With This Ring (Young Justice SI) (Thread Fourteen)

[Lokpik]

I'm curious if mammon(Stargate Paul) were to stumble across the armband that turns someone into a superhero level threat. Do you think he will tweek it as a temporary one time blessing to his citizens (it's kinda like hero water or the eight gates but less harmful to the one affected)

 

[Chaoswind]

@Mr Zoat the stargate updates made me a little nostalgic and I have been reading the start of this behemoth of a fic again and I got to ask if all the Paul's with an orange ring get their body rebuild to peak Olympian?

That was pretty much the first thing the ring did once Paul noticed he had an orange lantern ring in his finger even before he scanned the planet for the first time.

I ask because I am trying to imagine how Paulmon looks to Bastet and I don't remember if the Paul from Nazi earth, demon Paul, the old one in the beyond timeline and the rest also looked like the fanart of the fic.

 

[Mr Zoat]

I'm curious if mammon(Stargate Paul) were to stumble across the armband that turns someone into a superhero level threat. Do you think he will tweek it as a temporary one time blessing to his citizens (it's kinda like hero water or the eight gates but less harmful to the one affected)

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Wasn't that a Tok'Ra thing? Mammon isn't in favour of the whole 'divine blessing' thing, so if he bothered with it at all it would be something for people eight or nine generations down the line who could actually understand it.

@Mr Zoat the stargate updates made me a little nostalgic and I have been reading the start of this behemoth of a fic again and I got to ask if all the Paul's with an orange ring get their body rebuild to peak Olympian?

That was pretty much the first thing the ring did once Paul noticed he had an orange lantern ring in his finger even before he scanned the planet for the first time.

I ask because I am trying to imagine how Paulmon looks to Bastet and I don't remember if the Paul from Nazi earth, demon Paul, the old one in the beyond timeline and the rest also looked like the fanart of the fic.

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Sort of. The orange ring will give your body a tune-up unless you really like it, though professional athletestend to have very particular builds and it doesn't usually give one of those.

Other versions had to earn their muscles, except the black ring version.

 

[Shotiegun11]

What Mammon doesn't know is that Bastet plans to have a child with him with every new host, making it a new part of her yearly host change and part of the Priestesshood-ship.

He'll never escape her nefarious plans.

 

[Lokpik]

The tokra found a device from a civilization that fought against Ra, there warriors were terrifyingly effective until the population built up natural immunity to the virus that gave them these abilities and the goauld wiped them out.

 

[Ardy]

Actual air gaping was shown to be effective in story to the point he needed to generate a filament to connect to those systems instead of forcing his way through their wireless systems.

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That was only after they started using scry wards to block ring scans. Remember how he took down the league of shadows? Star gate does not have those.

QED

 

[Ngamer11]

**Krieger.** The last few members of our force fly in as Robin does a quick search on his arm computer. **Adolf Krieger was a leading member of the Thule Society in Nazi Germany. But if that's him…**

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I was rereading and found an error. That should say 'Wolf'.

 

[Mr Zoat]

I was rereading and found an error. That should say 'Wolf'.

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Thank you, corrected.

Of course, the words mean the same thing, so...

 

[Stsword]

Wasn't that a Tok'Ra thing? Mammon isn't in favour of the whole 'divine blessing' thing, so if he bothered with it at all it would be something for people eight or nine generations down the line who could actually understand it.

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Atoniek Armbands, the virus makes one fast enough to be a mere blur to the eye, stronger, and increases at least some aspects of intelligence- like able to read a book in seconds, or Major Carter writing a 1000 page book on wormhole physics in less than two hours.

But even aside from the "it wears off once you develop an immunity," it also increases aggression, lowers inhibitions, and induces euphoric feelings of invincibility. So basically drunk with power in a closer to literal sense than most examples.

So even if Mammon was to get his hands on it, I'm sure he'd feel it needs plenty of work.

 

[SotF]

I'd need to go through the show, but I can confirm for certain in season 3 they were using the internet to search for Seth. Literally had web pages loading.

Daniel also says "On a whim I did a search on the US government classified net in case the CIA had a record of him".

Edit: S02E07 Explicitly had a quarantine protocol which cut off the air and power to internal supply only. I imagine there are similar protocols for shutting off external communication, but I don't expect that would be the norm.

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Yep, especially since there are multiple times when they do contact the surface and such...such as directly calling people in from elsewhere with things as needed.

So a way to cut it off would work.

Not sure if they have an actual cutoff like that with the elevators and stairwells, because that's more of a security system in and of itself with limiting/controlling access

 

[Mr Zoat]

April 28th, 2013
09:01 EST

"Whaw!" Ah… Janet? Good, I'm in the right place. She looks me over. "So cool you wear sunglasses inside, huh?"

I shrug a little awkwardly. How my eyes look doesn't bother me, and most people are fine after the initial surprise. But it's… A little awkward, walking down the street and having people stare.

"Got a black eye?"

"Yes." I nod. "Two, actually."

She smirks. "'Ain't really none of my business, but I say leave the bastard.'"

I blink. Which she can't see. "Huh?"

"It's from G.I. Jane? The movie?" We stare at each other. "She gets a black eye in training, and then-?"

"Ah, I haven't watched it." This.. feels awkward. I reach up and pull my sunglasses off to try and derail the conversation. "My eyes look like-"

"AH!"

"-this."

I smile a little as she covers her mouth with her hands, blushing in embarrassment. Human emotions aren't easy to tell apart with super senses, but that one's pretty easy.

"Oh, I-. I'm so sorry."

"It's okay." I put the glasses back on. "I'm use to-."

"Does it hurt?"

"Taking the glasses off? Not really."

"No, the-. The eye.. thing."

"Ah, not really? I mean, they've always been like this. They still work fine, they just look-."

"You were an evil-eye baby!"

This time she doesn't cover her mouth. She just sort of stands there, the corners of her mouth tugging slightly downwards as she thinks about what she just said. But I don't know. I was pretty much like this the first time they let me out of the pod. I mean, they had to grow me to full size first. They didn't just make a scaffold and then apply stem cells and hope for the best. And I guess that my eyes would have looked like this at the time. But I.. don't think I'd have opened them until they let me out, so they probably wouldn't have known.

Huh. Hadn't thought of it like that. The first time I woke up and tried to kill everyone, the only notice they'd have had that something was wrong would have been my eyes.

"So..? My induction?"

"Yeah! Induction!" She turns away and heads for the elevator. "I'm just-. I'll just show you around, and, ah… Show you one of our current campaigns."

I follow her, nodding. "Are there any robots here?"

"Not any more." The elevator doors close and she presses the button for the third floor. "We used to have cleaning robots, but maintenance found out that Mexicans were cheaper. Then they double-checked, and found out that people from Gotham were even cheaper because we didn't have to pay off I.C.E.."

"… Oh."

"Heh. Uhh…"

I.. try to escape the awkwardness by looking through the side of the elevator-. But this is a LexCorp building, so it's lead-lined.

"I mean… We don't actually… Pay off I.C.E.."

"No. Because you get people from Gotham."

"Didn't! Didn't pay off I.C.E.!"

I nod. "No, I.C.E. doesn't cover robots. As long as they're made in the U.S., I guess."

"I didn't mean it like-. It was just a.. joke."

I nod again. "Yeah, I wouldn't hire people from Gotham either."

"No, Steve's a great guy! And-. Uh. I should.. stop joking about his hometown, huh?"

"I don't know. I know a couple of people from Gotham, and they're usually the first to make jokes about it. But if he's from Mexico, then-."

Ping.

I hear her mutter 'thank God' as she dashes out of the elevator and onto the third floor. I follow her out. Looks like a standard office layout. There's a series of large desks split up with dividers, and the ones I can see from the walkway have the normal family photos, meme images… Business reports? There's a fancier desk at one end which I guess is for the… Supervisor or manager, and there's a meeting room separated from the main office by a chipboard wall.

I don't know what Janet's worried about. Since the life broadcast, crime in Gotham's been way down. According to Robin, even the insane supervillains have dialled down the lethality. I haven't checked on Mexican crime rates so I don't know if things are better or worse there. Violent criminals didn't have a good survival rate, and there's a lot less demand for drugs now.

I know Miss Teschmacher said that the only reason Janet has a job is that she makes a good damsel in distress, but I don't see it. Sure, she's only a little older than my documentation says I am, but that's really the only thing that might make her more appealing. Unless… I've never really noticed, but most people seem to think that Amazons are really attractive. So… Maybe I've just gotten used to a higher level of attractiveness?

"So, ah, this is where we work…" Janet turns and holds her arms out, indicating the office. "During the week. We sometimes work weekends when there's a big project on, but otherwise it's pretty much nine to five thirty, and… This isn't advertising, so... We don't really have big projects all that often."

"So what do you do?"

"Get data, plot out demands for… Just about everything, really. Look at products and services, try and work out what people want right now and what they're going to want…"

"You do that?"

"Yeah-. Oh, wait, do you mean me personally? Well, I do.. some of that. Sometimes. Miss Teschmacher says that I'm great for finding out the appropriate level of complexity for mass market items in order to avoid end user confundity. There's no sense making instructions that people can't understand."

Huh. I mean, she's right, but I don't know if she got the implication that they use her as an idiot-proofing standard or not.

"And, y'know, basic fetching and carrying and things like that. I'm kind of like her P.A.!"

"Do you know if she's okay? She seemed fine when I left yesterday, but…"

"Oh, we get problems like that all the time. I'm sure she's-." Her face goes still. "Ah, no. No we don't. LexCorp robots have an excellent safety record. I just mean-. She's great at dealing with-. Ah, little problems? Without losing focus. And she wasn't hurt so I'm sure that she's fine."

I nod. "Okay. So what are your team working on now?"

"Now? Logistics. Global shipping isn't going so great, and we're trying to work out how to make it better!"

"How?"

"Well, Atlantean portals bypass the intervening space, so they're great for logistics. But there's this British chocolate company that's pretty much covered the market there, so we're looking at other ways to move things around, just, better. Come on, I'll show you the physical space planning room!"

 

[Darko]

I shrug a little awkwardly. How my eyes look doesn't bother me, and most people are fine after the initial surprise. But it's… A little awkward, walking down the street and having people stare

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So he still has black and silver eyes.

"You were an evil-eye baby

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Well the people that were watching over him weren't all that good, so she's not totally wrong.

Huh. Hadn't thought of it like that. The first time I woke up and tried to kill everyone, the only notice they'd have had that something was wrong would have been my eyes.

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And your eyes turning burning red probably made them forget the odd eye color fairly quickly.

"Not any more." The elevator doors close and she presses the button for the third floor. "We used to have cleaning robots, but maintenance found out that Mexicans were cheaper. Then they double-checked, and found out that people from Gotham were even cheaper because we didn't have to pay off I.C.E.."

"… Oh

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Welcome to corporate America, Mitch.

We used to have cleaning robots, but maintenance found out that Mexicans were cheaper. Then they double-checked, and found out that people from Gotham were even cheaper because we didn't have to pay off I.C.E.."

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Well as long as you can guarantee that a lunatic isn't going to throw some weird gas at them, then they'll probably take any work they can get.

"No, I.C.E. don't cover

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Maybe "doesn't cover"

Violent criminals didn't have a good survival rate, and there's a lot less demand for drugs now.

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After Anti-Life I'd have thought there'd be a bigger demand for drugs.

"Oh, we get problems like that all the time. I'm sure she's-." Her face goes still. "Ah, no. No we don't. LexCorp robots have an excellent safety record

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Ahh, the corporate lie.

 

[Mr Zoat]

Maybe "doesn't cover"

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Thank you, corrected.

 

[Chojin Patriarch]

April 28th, 2013
09:01 EST

"Whaw!" Ah… Janet? Good, I'm in the right place. She looks me over. "So cool you wear sunglasses inside, huh?"

I shrug a little awkwardly. How my eyes look doesn't bother me, and most people are fine after the initial surprise. But it's… A little awkward, walking down the street and having people stare.

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To be fair, most people don't wear sunglasses all the time. Unless they're covering up unusual eye stuff. That's one thing that gets people weirded out. Blind eyes, wandering eyes, missing eyes... Really, eye stuff is one thing nearly everyone is grossed out by.

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"Got a black eye?"

"Yes." I nod. "Two, actually."

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...Not quite what she meant, Mitchell.

She smirks. "'Ain't really none of my business, but I say leave the bastard.'"

I blink. Which she can't see. "Huh?"

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Nothing says it was a man who did it, anyway. 'Minor training accident on Themyscira' could cover a lot of injuries.

"It's from G.I. Jane? The movie?" We stare at each other. "She gets a black eye in training, and then-?"

"Ah, I haven't watched it." This.. feels awkward. I reach up and pull my sunglasses off to try and derail the conversation. "My eyes look like-"

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I get the feeling Janet really didn't get told anything about the new guy other than his name

"AH!"

"-this."

I smile a little as she covers her mouth with her hands, blushing in embarrassment. Human emotions aren't easy to tell apart with super senses, but that one's pretty easy.

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I can't help but picture a real-life counterpart of anime overacting. She seems the sort to do that.

"Oh, I-. I'm so sorry."

"It's okay." I put the glasses back on. "I'm use to-."

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Honestly, some people might consider that cool.

"Does it hurt?"

"Taking the glasses off? Not really."

"No, the-. The eye.. thing."

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Honestly, I suspect that would be most people's first concern.

"Ah, not really? I mean, they've always been like this. They still work fine, they just look-."

"You were an evil-eye baby!"

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Oh, boy... Her energy is going to get tiresome, isn't it?

This time she doesn't cover her mouth. She just sort of stands there, the corners of her mouth tugging slightly downwards as she thinks about what she just said. But I don't know. I was pretty much like this the first time they let me out of the pod. I mean, they had to grow me to full size first. They didn't just make a scaffold and then apply stem cells and hope for the best. And I guess that my eyes would have looked like this at the time. But I.. don't think I'd have opened them until they let me out, so they probably wouldn't have known.

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Really, not looking like a misshapen monstrosity would have been a bonus as long as he had powers.

Huh. Hadn't thought of it like that. The first time I woke up and tried to kill everyone, the only notice they'd have had that something was wrong would have been my eyes.

"So..? My induction?"

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Amusing when the intern is the more focused person in the conversation.

"Yeah! Induction!" She turns away and heads for the elevator. "I'm just-. I'll just show you around, and, ah… Show you one of our current campaigns."

I follow her, nodding. "Are there any robots here?"

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On his guard after the farm, eh? Not that he expects anything serious given what he listened in on.

"Not any more." The elevator doors close and she presses the button for the third floor. "We used to have cleaning robots, but maintenance found out that Mexicans were cheaper. Then they double-checked, and found out that people from Gotham were even cheaper because we didn't have to pay off I.C.E.."

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...That says so much about the state of the Earth Sixteen United States...

"… Oh."

"Heh. Uhh…"

I.. try to escape the awkwardness by looking through the side of the elevator-. But this is a LexCorp building, so it's lead-lined.

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No doubt looking like he's glancing away from an awkward comment, handily.

"I mean… We don't actually… Pay off I.C.E.."

"No. Because you get people from Gotham."

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And really, even with the commute, it's a step up from working in Gotham.

"Didn't! Didn't pay off I.C.E.!"

I nod. "No, I.C.E. don't cover robots. As long as they're made in the U.S., I guess."

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...Now you're just messing with her, aren't you, Mitch?

"I didn't mean it like-. It was just a.. joke."

I nod again. "Yeah, I wouldn't hire people from Gotham either."

"No, Steve's a great guy! And-. Uh. I should.. stop joking about his hometown, huh?"

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Because even the most reluctant Gothamite tends to be proud of their hometown. Bit of that TF2 Scout energy: 'If you was from where I was from, you'd be dead!'

"I don't know. I know a couple of people from Gotham, and they're usually the first to make jokes about it. But if he's from Mexico, then-."

Ping.

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Ah, saved by the bell. Alas, no more messing with the lady.

I hear her mutter 'thank God' as she dashes out of the elevator and onto the third floor. I follow her out. Looks like a standard office layout. There's a series of large desks split up with dividers, and the ones I can see from the walkway have the normal family photos, meme images… Business reports? There's a fancier desk at one end which I guess is for the… Supervisor or manager, and there's a meeting room separated from the main office by a chipboard wall.

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Yes, the classic cubicle farm. Albeit likely with concealed security weaponry, because Lexcorp.

I don't know what Janet's worried about. Since the life broadcast, crime in Gotham's been way down. According to Robin, even the insane supervillains have dialled down the lethality. I haven't checked on Mexican crime rates so I don't know if things are better or worse there. Violent criminals didn't have a good survival rate, and there's a lot less demand for drugs now.

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Huh. Sort of a spiritual backlash from the darkness of the Anti-Life. Who knew that's what it would take to make the planet a little more Silver-agey...

I know Miss Teschmacher said that the only reason Janet has a job is that she makes a good damsel in distress, but I don't see it. Sure, she's only a little older than my documentation says I am, but that's really the only thing that might make her more appealing. Unless… I've never really noticed, but most people seem to think that Amazons are really attractive. So… Maybe I've just gotten used to a higher level of attractiveness?

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It's probably that, yes. When your minimum baseline for 'pretty' is a seven or eight out of ten, everything below that feels plain.

"So, ah, this is where we work…" Janet turns and holds her arms out, indicating the office. "During the week. We sometimes work weekends when there's a big project on, but otherwise it's pretty much nine to five thirty, and… This isn't advertising, so... We don't really have big projects all that often."

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I hope they at least get paid overtime for crunches...

"So what do you do?"

"Get data, plot out demands for… Just about everything, really. Look at products and services, try and work out what people want right now and what they're going to want…"

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So, nothing dramatic. Just trying to plot the future of demand based on what's been selling...

"You do that?"

"Yeah-. Oh, wait, do you mean me personally? Well, I do.. some of that. Sometimes. Miss Teschmacher says that I'm great for finding out the appropriate level of complexity for mass market items in order to avoid end user confundity. There's no sense making instructions that people can't understand."

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Too true. Of course, there's the other extreme of dumbing down too far. Like modern Lego instructions which can use an entire page for adding one or two pieces...

Huh. I mean, she's right, but I don't know if she got the implication that they use her as an idiot-proofing standard or not.

"And, y'know, basic fetching and carrying and things like that. I'm kind of like her P.A.!"

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Well, she must have some skill at her job, or she wouldn't still be here. I doubt they get handsome young superhumans enough to warrant keeping her on just for that.

"Do you know if she's okay? She seemed fine when I left yesterday, but…"

"Oh, we get problems like that all the time. I'm sure she's-." Her face goes still. "Ah, no. No we don't. LexCorp robots have an excellent safety record. I just mean-. She's great at dealing with-. Ah, little problems? Without losing focus. And she wasn't hurt so I'm sure that she's fine."

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Ah, the cute kind of scatterbrained.

I nod. "Okay. So what are your team working on now?"

"Now? Logistics. Global shipping isn't going so great, and we're trying to work out how to make it better!"

"How?"

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Short of developing Lexcorp airlift vehicles for cheap, there can't be much they can do...

"Well, Atlantean portals bypass the intervening space, so they're great for logistics. But there's this British chocolate company that's pretty much covered the market there, so we're looking at other ways to move things around, just, better. Come on, I'll show you the physical space planning room!"

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No doubt the science division is working on a technological equivalent.

Janet really does seem a bit of an office ditz, doesn't she? Bet she's still popular because she's just that honestly friendly. Unless it's all an act and she's really a supergenius social manipulator tasked to convince him to stick with Lexcorp... Nah. Regardless, this job seems fairly innocuous, and a fairly easy one for Mitchell's kryptonian intellect. Let's see how well he does...

 

[Darko]

n. "I'm use to-."

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"used to"

 

[Darko]

Amusing when the intern is the more focused person in the conversation.

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Mitchell is new here and he may want to be focused until he gets a hang of the place.

Janet on the other hand hs probably been working there for years, so she's more comfortable.

...That says so much about the state of the Earth Sixteen United States...

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Unfortunately that isn't only confined to Earth 16.

Because even the most reluctant Gothamite tends to be proud of their hometown. Bit of that TF2 Scout energy: 'If you was from where I was from, you'd be dead!'

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Stockholm syndrome on a massive scale.

Huh. Sort of a spiritual backlash from the darkness of the Anti-Life

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Or it could be the White Light just making regular drug experiences seem insignificant.

Plus with how civilization is on the brink of collapse, it's possible that any drug farms were converted into actual farms for crops.

Who knew that's what it would take to make the planet a little more Silver-agey...

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I wouldn't call it that.

 

[boo600]

…is this site hosted in America?

It may be taken down in three months, if so. Mr Zoat, if that happens, do you have a new site to move to?

 

[Mquz]

…is this site hosted in America?

It may be taken down in three months, if so. Mr Zoat, if that happens, do you have a new site to move to?

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What are you talking about? Can't find anything on new policy?

 

[Osserumb]

I believe it's an allusion to current political news.

 

[Neruz]

Ahh, the corporate lie.

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To be fair; Lex's robots really don't seem to ever malfunction, and almost every time they do malfunction it turns out to have not actually been a malfunction at all.