Chojin Patriarch
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Ah, this alternate universe. Not the classic 90's marvel we've seen so often (where he's marrying Rogue) but an earlier one, set in... The early-00's Marvel shows shared continuity? (Wolverine and the X-Men, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and... Hopefully not that abysmal Fantastic Four show loosely inspired by the movies?)15th June 2012
15:26 GMT +2
Earth 8096
I take a small sip of hot chocolate, listening to the sliding back of chairs and movement of feet as the other patrons clear out in something of a hurry.
And of course he's trying to reach out to Doom.Latverians have a complicated relationship with their sovereign, but no matter how much better they think he is than the alternatives none of them want to be around when he's about to fight someone.
Someone wearing significantly heavier armour than the local citizenry marches around and takes up position opposite me, and in the corners of my eyes I see billowing green cloth and shining metal.
I wonder if he's wearing the classic tunic or something more formal? Always like it when Doom dresses classy."Lantern."
I look up at his metal faceplate. "Y-. I'm sorry, do you prefer 'your majesty' or 'doctor'?"
It's totally a Doombot, isn't it? For when he doesn't want to attend to something himself... Also the old standby for when someone defeats Doom.And scan-. Yeah, that didn't work. But scan his environment because that mask isn't sealed…
Ah.
Naturally he applied, entered legally and is totally obeying all laws. Because you do not start shit in Doom's country."The ego of Doom is not so fragile that it would make any difference. Why are you here, Orange Lantern?"
"Tourism. I-" I reach for my satchel. "-have a visa, if you want to check it?"
...More or less. If anything, Doom might be curious as to why he's pushing so hard."Doom is aware of everything that happens in his kingdom. Doom is also aware than you have been attempting to arrange a meeting such as this for just under a year."
"I am grateful that you've found time for me, Doctor."
A minor oversight, as most of Doom's foes do not have such extensive scanning capabilities. And the one or two that do, such as Stark, are too confident to employ it.Even if I am getting a Doombot. You found a way to block my scans, the weight as roughly what I estimate yours is and it even breathes. What it doesn't do is use oxygen.
"'Tourism'." I nod. "Doom is exceedingly sceptical."
Yes, Doom runs his country tyrannically, but if you abide by Doom's laws, then Doom has no problem with you."I hope that by learning more about Latveria and it's culture, I would learn something that would help me to become more persuasive in my missives to you. I doubted that I would see you in person, but… Here you are. I'm carrying no weapons other than the ring, which in deference to Latverian weapon control laws I'm not wearing. If you wish for me to leave, then I will of course do so at once."
Probably a mix of awe (Oh god, Doom himself is standing in my cafe!) and terror (Oh god, is this foreigner going to start trouble in my cafe?) Though I'm sure Doom would compensate her for any damage caused, and have it repaired on Doom's dime.He continues staring down at me.
I gesture towards the counter, where the woman manning it is standing to attention.
Sadly, I suspect Western capitalist practices are fundamentally incompatible with Doom's standards."Would you like a hot chocolate? It's really quite good. And so are the pastries; you would not believe how hard it is to get good food in America. Your farming and food adulteration policies should be the model for the world to follow."
Might be a bit… Impractical in some places, but definitely something to aim for.
In other words, 'Don't tell Doom what Doom already knows.' This is probably enough a waste of his time as it is."Doom studied in America for several years, as well you know. Doom is aware of the failings of American agriculture."
I nod, waiting politely.
"Since Doom is here, speak your piece. State your case."
Which, depending on continuity (and the current backstory at any particular point) ranged from 'tells Doom he got a single calculation wrong in college, leading to Doom suffering a tiny scar' to 'Caused Doom to be exposed to unnatural Cosmic energies in space.'"I feel that you have the capacity to be a tremendous benefit to humanity, and that your feud with Doctor Richards -not that I'm attempting to minimise the significance of what he did to you- is distracting you for making progress in that direction. So I was wondering if there was something that I could do that would help you in that regard."
It would be gratifying if Doom actually took note of him at that moment. If nothing else, it means you interested Doom.He keeps staring. If it was really him, I'd assume that his heads-up display was showing him something. Since it's a Doombot, I assume that it's awaiting instructions. Doom himself might actually be using it to speak to me now.
"Doom does not require assistance, especially not from you."
Yeah, M!OL's not even in the top ten of 'smartest people in the Marvel Universe.' Mostly because he has the Ring do all the complicated thinking whenever he Wants something done..."Clearly. But it might be helpful; speeding certain projects up, or encouraging people to listen to you who might otherwise be prejudiced against you." I take another sip of hot chocolate, in case he wants to say something. No? Alright. "I'm not Doctor Richards or Anthony Stark. I know that I'm nothing like as intelligent as you. But that doesn't mean that I'm useless."
A risky gesture, certainly. But asking permission from Doom first makes it likely he's not going to engage in any American foolishness.I put my left hand on the part of my shirt covering the ring.
"May I?"
Very wise. I wonder if he uses something modelled on SHIELD agent gear for light armour? He almost certainly uses something closer to Stark's armour designs (with permission from the creator, of course) for heavy armour..."Doom will permit this."
I reach in and put the ring on, the environmental shield activating at once. But I don't don my armour.
That daughter being Rogue, of the X-Men (the 'Wolverine &' incarnation?) Funny that while the other one romanced the older version, this one adopted the younger one."I found this in the Antarctic while bailing out one of my daughter's field trips." A small box materialises on the table in front of him. "My gift to you. And while I make no demands, I would respectfully recommend that you use it for something which demonstrates to the rest of the world that I already know; that you are a great untapped resource."
...Aw, shit!He picks up the box, staring at it and presumably running some sort of scanner over it. It's not critically important because he's not actually here, but there's such a thing as keeping up appearances.
Satisfied, he opens it, revealing the small ingots of Antarctic vibranium I recovered from the Savage Land. I've… Chosen not to tell T'Challa that I copied the machines he uses for processing it.
When Doom gives an order like that, you do not fuck around and find out.He stares for a moment, and then closes the box keeps it firmly grasped in his left hand. "Doom accepts this tribute, and shall consider what you have said. Now GO."
I down the last of the chocolate as I rise to my feet, leave the.. last of my Latverian currency as a tip along with the cup, pick up the pastry, bow deferentially to His Majesty Doctor Victor von Doom, King of Latveria, and then transition to my fallback point just outside of Latveria.
Naturally he put the Ring on 'airplane' mode for the duration?I thought that went w-.
You have twenty one messages.
Because of course private communications aren't a thing in Latveria.
I wonder if the Avengers knew he was coming here?
Janet Van Dyne? The might Wasp? Well, now.
...Oh, this is about Rogue? I mean, given her powerset, even protected by whatever countermeasures the smartest people on Earth can provide her, would she want to be around average teenagers?
Good luck getting any words in edge-wise, Paulie.
To a social butterfly like Janet, that would be a disaster on par with Galactus stopping by for a Himalaya-sized snack..."She's not going to the prom, Paul! The PROM!"
"-pick up. And… Um, okay? Did she-"
And I really hope she isn't interested in Gambit. He's just a little older than her in this one..."It's tomorrow! She can't not go to the prom! It's social suicide!"
"-say why? I-. If there's no one that she wants to go with-."
And anything more than that is right out. Can you just imagine M!OL serving as her father, giving the boy a shovel speech, complete with construct shovel?"It's because-. She doesn't want to go if she can't touch the guy she's with. I though the force field fixed that?"
"It's not a hundred percent reliable. It would cover hand-holding fairly reliably for a few hours, but after that-."
Man, with these two as her legal guardians, she must have a lively home life..."But it's not even that bad!"
"She's a bit fixated, but don't panic. I know someone she can go with."
Yeah, I don't think AoE anti-mutant-power powers are gonna go down too well at Xavier's. The few times he's attended, he either had enough control to suppress the AoE or technological assistance.
Ick. Yeah, I'd rather see her with a teenage Gambit than the leader of the Hellfire Club's mutant inner circle."Good, because he's not a bad guy? But she's kinda totally out of his league. Wait, you're not thinking of Sebastian-?"
"No? He's my age. Just-. Leave it with me. Just… Help her with her dress and whatever else she needs. I'll be back in about an hour."
I mean, dating a villain can work - just ask Batman - but it can get awkward if they're on a team you fight regularly."Okay. Okay. Consider it managed. Just make sure he's… Good."
"I will. Thank you, Janet. You're indispensable."
So, this is going to be our side-plot for the episode, eh? Or at least one of them. A fatherly and Avenger-y alternate OL raising an adopted daughter who can drain the life and powers out of people... I suppose having him in her phonebook makes some X-Men missions easier if she can call him in as the cavalry.