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[dragon_cloud16]

Urrrggghhh... I just realized I didn't have a red color named Arc sister for the rainbow theme. And I have two orange themed ones. So from now on, I'm gonna retcon Coral as Carmine. That means red. Lilac and Orchid represent purple and indigo. Verdy is green. Saphron is yellowish. Aqua is blue, Tangy is orange. Jaune is the odd one out with a yellow theme.

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And we have the half-sister Burnice as White!

Yes she is canon to me and I love the idea of Jaune having a half-sister pyromaniac bartender that when she shows up to Beacon can literally out drink Qrow and make him pay for the entire bar while he is passed out. Especially if it can lead to Weiss having a bit of a mental breakdown at seeing what life with a good, happy and supporting family could have been like.

All before getting the clue that Jaune would provide that same thing and decides to throw her hat in much to Pyrrha's, Yang's, and Ruby's annoyance. But not Burnice who would love the idea of Weiss and Jaune marrying just to spite Jacques. Especially after a incident involving him doing something stupid while she had her flamethrower on hand.

Mainly that he opened his mouth.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune: "Yang? You are literally the most normal and least fucked up of all the girls here. Please be my girlfriend."

Yang: "Eh?! I'm the least fucked up?! I have abandonment issues and mom issues and dad issues and I'm reckless-!"

Jaune: "Yes, and you're still the least fucked up person here!"

Yang: "What about Ruby?!"

Jaune: Points to Ruby tucking Crescent Rose into a little bed

Ruby: "... What?"

Yang: "Okay... And yeah, Blake is Blake... Why'd you drop Weiss?"

Weiss: "It's not like I like you or anything, idiot!"

Jaune: "Yeah the tsundere act got really old fast."

Yang: "Are you sure she's tsundere and doesn't just hate you?"

Weiss: "IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT THIS WHIP AND BONDAGE GEAR BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!"

Yang: "Okay, point taken... So what's Pyrrha into?"

Jaune's haunted expression says more than enough.

Jaune: "You don't want to know.. Please date me?"

Yang: sighs "... Answer me this. Is it because I'm not as fucked up, or because I'm a hot, fun loving blonde with big boobs?"

Jaune: "It's both!"

Yang: "All right then, let's go. You're paying."

 

[SharkCultist]

So I just had a fucked up idea.

Did you know that sometimes with twins one baby will absorb the other one inside the womb?

So here's another question for you.

What if Neo wasn't really a imaginary friend?

 

[dragon_cloud16]

This is giving me a idea for a new prompt. I am totally blaming the spider wearing a sombrero for it as well.

Each of the girls pretty much develop a crush/fall in love/whatever with Jaune. And since none of them have any decent skills at getting a guy's attention, including Blake who got a psychopath obsessed with her, they all secretly try to get something to help them. Books, videos on their scrolls, web forums, and so on. With all of them being more like jokes, badly written attempts at porn that was considered to be a guide to getting a guy, or actual porn.

Except for Yang who accidently ends up getting self help books to help her deal with her issues in a much more better fashion.

This leads to Jaune having to deal with the other girls who are trying way to hard and in ways that are freaking him the fuck out. While Yang is getting better personally and is more naturally getting with Jaune. From just having moments where they are talking with each other, agreeing that the rest of Team RWBY and Pyrrha might need help to more naturally falling in love with each other.

Yang finds herself becoming more relaxed, a better tempered fighter, and honestly looking forward to more time with Jaune. And as time passes, its getting more and more obvious that Jaune and Yang are honestly becoming a couple. With even Taiyang, who has met Jaune after a while, fully admits that Jaune is good for his daughter and takes up the same books as Yang.

It somehow ends up with him seducing both Glynda Goodwitch and Winter Schnee.

So I just had a fucked up idea.

Did you know that sometimes with twins one baby will absorb the other one inside the womb?

So here's another question for you.

What if Neo wasn't really a imaginary friend?

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Now that would be interesting as a fic. Fucked up but still interesting.

 

[Unknown_One]

Jaune netting Yang through Yang actually taking steps to be better and then getting Glynda and Winter?

Talk about some Icy Blonde Bombshells

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Jaune netting Yang through Yang actually taking steps to be better and then getting Glynda and Winter?

Talk about some Icy Blonde Bombshells

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I was thinking more like Taiyang getting Winter or Willow Schnee and Glynda due to age. But Yang and Winter at the same time? That might be fun. Especially if she see's how Weiss is going on trying to get Jaune and decides to help her sister out.

Of course, that leads to her trying to be more..normal and falling for Jaune as well.

 

[SharkCultist]

Fun but dumb idea here.

Tai comes to beacon, mostly to visit his daughters partially to side eye all their male classmates.

And him meeting Jaune has a unintended effect.

Himbo + himbo + passive aura amp = contagious himbo aura

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I was thinking more like Taiyang getting Winter or Willow Schnee and Glynda due to age. But Yang and Winter at the same time? That might be fun. Especially if she see's how Weiss is going on trying to get Jaune and decides to help her sister out.

Of course, that leads to her trying to be more..normal and falling for Jaune as well.

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Honestly I think the story works just fine with just Yang. Doesn't always have to become a harem.

But honestly, Yang getting better and getting closer to Jaune might lead to the other girls trying to get better in the same way... And thus a RWBYP harem. Which might also be fun.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Honestly I think the story works just fine with just Yang. Doesn't always have to become a harem.

But honestly, Yang getting better and getting closer to Jaune might lead to the other girls trying to get better in the same way... And thus a RWBYP harem. Which might also be fun.

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That could work to. Although I think it would be best done in a certain order. Like Weiss or Party's first going to Yang for help for example. Followed by Ruby herself and then down the line ending with Blake.

And by ending with Blake I mean by force.

 

[Grrrrrrr]

Urrrggghhh... I just realized I didn't have a red color named Arc sister for the rainbow theme. And I have two orange themed ones. So from now on, I'm gonna retcon Coral as Carmine. That means red. Lilac and Orchid represent purple and indigo. Verdy is green. Saphron is yellowish. Aqua is blue, Tangy is orange. Jaune is the odd one out with a yellow theme.

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Wait it was supposed to be rainbow?

 

[Unknown_One]

Wait it was supposed to be rainbow?

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That's how we've been establishing it. Canon has said jack nada on names of the siblings aside from Saphron and the picture in the show has everyone in a different color of the rainbow, IIRC.