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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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If Words Fail Hair Can Work
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Unfortunately for Pyrrha There is another Technique
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Seduction of Jaune Arc Success
Ace Ops is a Disappointment
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How did they F up cocky skilled militants so badly
if Jaune Amped Yang instead of waste it on Ren
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Cinder cast Fire and Yang just eating it or reversing it would have been hilarious
What Caused Drunk Aqua to call her mom
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Maybe they got drunk after Kazuma met up with his parents or younger brother?
 
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    • A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

    Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

    Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?
     
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    • AndrewJTalon said:
    A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

    Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

    Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?
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    Whitley: "Well, at least with you, I know the dagger's going to come from the front."
    Adam: *contemplates Whitley* "Boy, did I dodge a bullet."

    Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
    Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"
     
    AndrewJTalon said:
    A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

    Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

    Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?
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    I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

    *goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

    Edit: *pauses*

    Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.
     
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    My mind keeps going to two very cracky places.

    1. Adam makes sure to religiously shave his face daily. He will not grow a mustache like Jacques!

    2. Adam realizes/finds out his preference for damaged women is something he inherited. Which is also why Jacques fucked up his family.

    Balorak146 said:
    I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

    *goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

    Edit: *pauses*

    Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.
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    Nah I can spit ball a non incest path. Willow cheated. There now there's no blood between them.
     
    LordofBones said:
    Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
    Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"
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    I don't now why, but the idea of Whitley having created a A.I. family that supports him and thus leads to him trying to make his own versions of Penny using them is coming to mind. And cue the chaos as they get discovered and the robotic versions of Winter, Weiss, and Willow are considered MUCH better then the originals.
     
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    • I will admit, there is one person I do want to include in The Arc Clan. The local tailor of Radian, who comes to Vale to do some additional work for Coco Adel's mother on occassion. A personable, friendly sort of person... But an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And the man who helped Jaune forge his way into Beacon.

    Why? Well... He could tell you all sorts of reasons. He might have approved of the young lad's recklessness, his determination, reminding him so much of himself at that age.

    He could have done it to spite Isabel Arc, who has never trusted him despite how long he's lived in the village: He even did up her wedding dress! Such an ungrateful woman.

    He could have done it to get an Arc into the wrong place at the right time as his sources told him the war against the Darkness was taking a turn for the worse without him there.

    He could have done it as a gag, expecting the young boy would fail and he would find it hilarious. And now that the boy is thriving, he finds it even more hilarious.

    Which are the lies? Which are true?

    Only one man knows and he certainly isn't going to tell you. You'll just have to trust him.

    After all... He's just plain, simple Garak.
     
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    I will admit, there is one person I do want to include in The Arc Clan. The local tailor of Radian, who comes to Vale to do some additional work for Coco Adel's mother on occassion. A personable, friendly sort of person... But an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And the man who helped Jaune forge his way into Beacon.
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    I can see it and the whole thing with nobody knowing just what his goal is being a recurring joke. To the point that every nation has a dedicated team trying to figure it out..and suffering severe burnout and breaking mentally in the end.
     
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    If the shop blows up, it's Nora!
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    That's not true! It could be Sun and Blake on a date, Burnice getting into trouble, Team RWBY getting into a fight because of Blake, the White Fang getting into a fight there somehow, Neo being bored....

    Also, here's hoping to see adopted sister Burnice showing up soon in the Arc Clan!
     
    The"Tailor" is a former member of the White Fang and an ex-Salem Acolyte, who left due to drama bullshit and then he was insulted by others over his fashion sensibilities, tailoring is a hobby he picked up for his creative juices (besides explosives) to make use of.
    Then, he also finally figured out that no humans, fashion stagnation!
     
    ExFelineServer3 said:
    The"Tailor" is a former member of the White Fang and an ex-Salem Acolyte, who left due to drama bullshit and then he was insulted by others over his fashion sensibilities, tailoring is a hobby he picked up for his creative juices (besides explosives) to make use of.
    Then, he also finally figured out that no humans, fashion stagnation!
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    And that came off of Blake's conspiracy board about him. As well as one from Atlas and a few others including Watt's.

    Tyrain's is even more confusing and messed up.
     
    The Arc Clan: "Uncle" Discord (Rough) New
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    • At the Beacon Cafeteria...

    Weiss: "Honestly, why can't your families just not bother with you at all? Like mine! We-We have proper decorum!"

    Ruby: "Weiss... Are you all right? Do you need a hug?"

    Weiss; "NO! I do not need a hug! And stop sitting on Jaune's lap!"

    Ruby: "But it's comfy!"

    Jaune: "Ummm..."

    Yang: "He's my fiance, Ruby!"

    Ruby: "Good sisters share!"

    Blake: "He's my fiance! Get your own!"

    Yang: "No!"

    Pyrrha: "He's my partner!"

    Ren: "Jaune, you need to make a command decision to resolve things."

    Jaune: "I can only order Pyrrha around!"

    Nora: "Ruby! Accept a demotion so Jaune can order you to do stuff!"

    Ruby: "That might be fun!"

    ???: "AH! Such delicious, wonderful chaos!"

    With a flash of white light, a man in a mismatched suit with a goatee, miss-matched wings, and a wide grin appears. Jaune immediately stands up and glares.

    Jaune: "Uncle Discord! You promised you wouldn't pop in at school!"

    Discord: "But it's a surprise! Besides, this wonderful chaos-How could I miss it? Oh, hey Nora!"

    Nora: "Hey Discord!" waves

    Yang; "Wait, you two know eachother?!"

    Nora and Discord: "No, we've never met in our lives! But it's more fun to pretend!" They both giggle "JINX!"

    Jaune: sigh "Look, we're really not in the mood-"

    Discord: "Mood?! MOOD?! Mood is for music and love play! Things you need some help with! Why not a fun mind bending game where we pit our intellects against one another-"

    Jaune: "No."

    Discord: "How about an epic adventure in another universe-?"

    Jaune: "NO."

    Discord: "A quick jaunt as Robin Hood-?"

    Jaune: "NO!"

    Nora: "But Jaaaaune! It would be so much fun!"

    Jaune: "It's gonna have some stupid twist at the end or he'll change the game midway through or Aunt Elizabeth will make him knock that shit off! No!"

    Discord: "Awww... You're no fun!"

    Jaune: "Did Aunt Fluttershy kick you out of the house again?"

    Discord: "What?! HA! Please! We love eachother! We couldn't stand to be apart-"

    Jaune: "So that's a yes then. Go see Picard!"

    Discord: "But he's sooo boring now! He's all about his wine and Shakespeare and cheese-!"

    Jaune: "Janeway!"

    Discord: "Bah! She's also no fun!"

    Jaune: "The Cerritos crew?"

    Discord: "Hmmmm... Well they might be up for some fun now. Toodles!" *He vanishes"

    Weiss: "... Who... What...?!"

    Jaune: sighs "He's my aunt's husband. He's... A bit much."

    Nora: "He's lots of fun!"

    Jaune: "I'm not in the mood!"

    Weiss: "But... I... You...!"

    Pyrrha: "I... Will admit I'm curious, Jaune."

    Yang: "Same! What's his deal?!"

    Jaune: "It's... Complicated. Maybe we can do one of his weird adventures later-"

    There is a flash of white light. Everyone is in a Starfleet uniform aboard a starship. Discord reappears, now a dark haired man in a red uniform with a grin.

    Discord/Q: "It's later somewhere! LET'S GO!"

    Jaune: groans
     
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    • Ok so fun and a little dumb idea.

    So OZ knows magic but he was a knight/paladin. Not really a scholar. But people assume he is because he's one of the only people left who knows magic and he's been alive for so long.


    Turns out? There's a bunch of books that detail how to quickly and easily fix everything from the missing magic all the way to the broken moon.

    And Oz just kinda left them in storage collecting dust because reading is for nerds.
     
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    Ok so fun and a little dumb idea.

    So OZ knows magic but he was a knight/paladin. Not really a scholar. But people assume he is because he's one of the only people left who knows magic and he's been alive for so long.


    Turns out? There's a bunch of books that detail how to quickly and easily fix everything from the missing magic all the way to the broken moon.

    And Oz just kinda left them in storage collecting dust because reading is for nerds.
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    Honestly, I can see that to some degree and all the magic he does know is mainly party tricks. And the real thing Salem is after are those damn books but Oz thinks the shiny artifacts are more important and not the books.

    To make things even more hilarious, the Arc's have found the damn collection and have been practicing magic for years now. And the only reason nobody knows about it is because everyone thinks it either a semblance or was drunk when they saw them pull something off.

    "Did you just see that blue hair gal just flood the town?"
    "Oh shut up ya damn drunk! Go back to ya dumpster!"
    "AAAHH! Torbek has a new friend now!"
    "Heard nothing that is what I just heard. And didn't see no damn clown either.."
     
    AndrewJTalon said:
    I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?
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    Her skeletons show up to Beacon, causing chaos for one reason alone. To celebrate her birthday..Which is Halloween.

    And yes, it does include Jaune and whoever else you want leading them in a Thriller dance bit.
     
    AndrewJTalon said:
    I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?
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    On Halloween her skeletons are less restricted. They're doing their own thing and she's scrambling to stop them. (I kinda like the idea that on Halloween their ghost overlays their skeleton. So you can see the ghost with the bones inside them.)
     
    AndrewJTalon said:
    I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?
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    To be honest I'd have her a distant cousin of Weiss instead. Of course on her mother's side, but far enough away that she wouldn't be a threat to Jaques power. My reasoning is they can already summon things that they've killed with glyphs, why not use a different array to animate the dead?
     
    Dumb idea.


    Salem put a curse on all silver eyes warriors some time in the past to hopefully either make them less effective hunters or even keep them from the profession entirely.

    She cursed them all with hyper fixation. Which yeah the curse definitely bound itself to the silver eyes trait. It bound itself so well she can't undo the curse.

    Which really sucks for her because they all keep hyper fixating on stuff that's breaking her stuff and ruining her plans!

    She was trying to get them obsessed with trains or stamps or something.

    Not shit like dust mixture ratios for bombs and bullets!
     
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