[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Gur40]

Dork Duo

Spoiler: Weekend Movie Night

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If Words Fail Hair Can Work

Spoiler: Hair Down

Unfortunately for Pyrrha There is another Technique

Spoiler: Tie it up

Seduction of Jaune Arc Success

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Ace Ops is a Disappointment

Spoiler: Real Elites

How did they F up cocky skilled militants so badly

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if Jaune Amped Yang instead of waste it on Ren

Spoiler: Burn it all!

Cinder cast Fire and Yang just eating it or reversing it would have been hilarious

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What Caused Drunk Aqua to call her mom

Spoiler: They Visited Fuijin

Maybe they got drunk after Kazuma met up with his parents or younger brother?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

 

[LordofBones]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

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Whitley: "Well, at least with you, I know the dagger's going to come from the front."
Adam: *contemplates Whitley* "Boy, did I dodge a bullet."

Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"

 

[Balorak146]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

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I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

*goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

Edit: *pauses*

Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.

 

[SharkCultist]

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

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My mind keeps going to two very cracky places.

1. Adam makes sure to religiously shave his face daily. He will not grow a mustache like Jacques!

2. Adam realizes/finds out his preference for damaged women is something he inherited. Which is also why Jacques fucked up his family.

I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

*goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

Edit: *pauses*

Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.

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Nah I can spit ball a non incest path. Willow cheated. There now there's no blood between them.

 

[Bev]

Worse for Jaques? Willow, Winter, Weiss and Whitley like Adam. He's the grouchy but supporting step-son/half-brother.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"

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I don't now why, but the idea of Whitley having created a A.I. family that supports him and thus leads to him trying to make his own versions of Penny using them is coming to mind. And cue the chaos as they get discovered and the robotic versions of Winter, Weiss, and Willow are considered MUCH better then the originals.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I will admit, there is one person I do want to include in The Arc Clan. The local tailor of Radian, who comes to Vale to do some additional work for Coco Adel's mother on occassion. A personable, friendly sort of person... But an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And the man who helped Jaune forge his way into Beacon.

Why? Well... He could tell you all sorts of reasons. He might have approved of the young lad's recklessness, his determination, reminding him so much of himself at that age.

He could have done it to spite Isabel Arc, who has never trusted him despite how long he's lived in the village: He even did up her wedding dress! Such an ungrateful woman.

He could have done it to get an Arc into the wrong place at the right time as his sources told him the war against the Darkness was taking a turn for the worse without him there.

He could have done it as a gag, expecting the young boy would fail and he would find it hilarious. And now that the boy is thriving, he finds it even more hilarious.

Which are the lies? Which are true?

Only one man knows and he certainly isn't going to tell you. You'll just have to trust him.

After all... He's just plain, simple Garak.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

I will admit, there is one person I do want to include in The Arc Clan. The local tailor of Radian, who comes to Vale to do some additional work for Coco Adel's mother on occassion. A personable, friendly sort of person... But an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And the man who helped Jaune forge his way into Beacon.

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I can see it and the whole thing with nobody knowing just what his goal is being a recurring joke. To the point that every nation has a dedicated team trying to figure it out..and suffering severe burnout and breaking mentally in the end.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Only one man knows and he certainly isn't going to tell you. You'll just have to trust him.

After all... He's just plain, simple Garak.

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If the shop blows up, it's Nora!

 

[dragon_cloud16]

If the shop blows up, it's Nora!

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That's not true! It could be Sun and Blake on a date, Burnice getting into trouble, Team RWBY getting into a fight because of Blake, the White Fang getting into a fight there somehow, Neo being bored....

Also, here's hoping to see adopted sister Burnice showing up soon in the Arc Clan!