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Now I'm hoping the Renegade recorded that so that he can show it at a later date.
Sunset: "This is a wonderful gift and I will treasure it forever."
Luna: "...I want a copy. Gimme."
Now I'm hoping the Renegade recorded that so that he can show it at a later date.
She takes a step forward, instinctively moves her arms to the 'walk' position, and falls on her face.
There might have been if old age wasn't still a thing for most ponies. I assume.Hey, at least Celi is trying. Let's not forget she was socially isolated for a thousand years. It's a miracle there weren't a hundred Sunsets running around in canon.
Ah, a look in on the Renegade? I wonder what he's been up to these last few weeks. ...Honestly, when did we last see him? Christmas time, in-universe? I take it his New Years was just a bit quieter than OL's...14th January 2013
07:12 GMT -7
Portal activation detected, Lantern Grayven.
Thank you, Sinestro.
And unless they end up having twins, triplets or more, that's where many leave it. Costly and tiring, of course. Consider yourself lucky indeed, Renegade.I lower the milk bottle and take a moment to check on the children. It's Saturday, and the children are mostly sorted as far as breakfast goes. I think they're giving me unrealistic expectations regarding the likely behaviour of any children Luna and I have; they're really well behaved. No bickering, no randomly throwing their food across the room, no complaints when the elder take charge of the younger. It's a little sad, but at the same time, a bit of a relief? I'm not sure how I'd cope with this many children if they behaved like normal children. Normal parents can just have one at the start and then wait until they're past the constant attention phase before having another.
Ah, she's more of a 'sit and watch' kind of lady, eh? At least when she's not on hooves..."Children, Luna's arrived. I'm just going to pop over to the portal room and escort her back."
Because while she can move around in human-form, she's made it very clear that it's far from her favourite thing. She's fine with the hands, not so much with the bipedalism. Which could be a little awkward, as I had a family sledging day planned and sliding across the frozen Denver countryside isn't something for people not comfortable on their legs.
Heh. Beats walking all the way to the portal room.
Ah, not who you were expecting, eh?The portal opens silently next to me and I step through, smiling broadly.
"Luna, dear heartttt…"
Huh, a bit more covered than I expected of Celestia, and yet less obviously armoured. Positively super-heroic, in fact...That's not Luna.
Someone I strongly suspect to be Celestia smiles at me, standing exactly one pace from the portal and quite deliberately not moving another step.
I see she came prepared for trouble. Has she been listening to Luna's tales of Earth with a concealed worry, perhaps?"I'm sorry, but Luna is occupied with affairs to state today."
Quick check with the Mountain's magic monitoring systems… Yep, both her general power and signature match Celestia, and her clothing roughly matches the design of the New God barding I made for her, allowing for the changes the mirror has wrought. And she feels right; there's an established relationship and familiarity there.
And this way is just a little less... Conspicuous than your naturally dazzling form?"Yes, I… Thought that she would be. That's why this was a… Surprise. So… Was there something that you wanted..?"
"Yes." She bows her head a little and then frowns slightly. Yes, feels odd with a differently proportioned head and neck, doesn't it? "I thought that I should try to spend some time with the stallion my sister intends to marry. And I also wanted to see the world where Sunset has been living."
And you're not going to let your student show you up? Feeling a little insecure about your talents, are we?"That's… Fine. Ah, but why come through the mirror? I know from personal experience that it's a bit tricky to handle the new shape. Especially if you're planning on using magic."
"Because Sunset did the same. For a pony whose special talent relates to magic, losing her horn must have been extremely stressful."
Big Oof. I rather suspect having 'dear Teacher' just show up might just make Sunset a little paranoid."I think we distracted her with local magic before she could really notice. Ah… I… Take it that she doesn't know that you're here?"
"No. Given how… Tense, my relationship with Sunset is, I decided that-"
And try not to sound like you're enjoying this so much, would you?
He's making a fuss, Sellie. I assume that's what you were about to say?"-I wouldn't-. What are you doing?"
"Hey, Grayven. What is it?"
And I am so picturing the flat look she's giving Grayven right now. Because she's sure he'd be watching her somehow.
Well, you are a senior vassal of the Suzerain of Earth. Some enterprisingly foolish New God might decide to try his luck with you."Yes, Sunset, I care about you, and I get worried when I don't know where you are."
"W-? Now I just feel childish for complaining."
I can just tell she's thinking 'get to the point, Grayven...'"Yes, that's intended, and it's a sign of your growing maturity that you recognised that without throwing a hissy fit. Well done."
"Ah… Thanks?"
...Or with who, depending on timezones? What? She's a big girl, she can date whoever she wants."If I knew where you are, I'd boom tube right over there and pat you on the head."
"Not sure I wanna tell you where I am, now."
Ah, committing SCIENCE! upon Atlantean thaumotology again?"Does it involve Z-?"
"Would you stop with that? Ghia'ta still doesn't believe me. Look, I'm in Venturia. Is that everything?"
...And now I can see the 'really?' face on Celestia. It involves a huffy frown and a squint."No, Celestia's paying us a visit." Celestia looks quite put out. "Just thought I'd warn you."
"Oh. Does she want to see me?"
Yes, I don't see her taking that sort of encounter well, especially if surprised."I think she's doing a home inspection. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't just run into her with no warning."
"Okay. Ah. Well. Thank you. I'm… I'm hanging up now."
And you're not the boss of him. If anything, you two are peers.She hangs up. Celestia still looks put out.
"Grayven, I asked you not to do that."
Not hiding an unannounced visit is a very different thing to calling ahead and giving people a head's-up..."Yes, I know. But I considered the thing that torpedoed your relationship with Sunset in the first place; concealing from her information that she wanted. Then I considered if she'd want to know that you were here, realised that the answer was 'yes', and told her."
"I didn't intend to hide the fact that I-."
Well, how would you handle a casual, friendly visit to another monarch in your world? Or do you lack any protocol for that?"Ah-djah-" I point my right forefinger at her. "-djah-djah! That sort of 'from a certain point of view' stuff does not work when you're trying to repair an emotional relationship."
"Then what would you have suggested that I do?"
Ah, still stuck in the 'used to being in charge of everything' mode, are we, Sellie?"Ask me in advance. And… Tell Sunset that you were going to be here, and then let it be her decision whether she approaches you or stays away."
She nods slowly. And awkwardly.
"It doesn't make any different to your attempt to find out what suddenly having her shape changed was like, but it shows that you're interested in her life and that you respect her boundaries."
"I will remember that in future. Do you think that she would be prepared to stop taking Twilight to cult survivor lectures if I did?"
...Because of course miss 'Socially inept' would totally grab the wrong end of the pokey stick like that."Heh-hah-hah-hah-hah!" Celestia doesn't appear to appreciate the joke. "She's actually doing that? I thought she was joking!"
"I think that Sunset originally planned to take her to one. But Twilight wrote in a letter to me that she found it a 'highly informative window on the perils of applying the Magic of Friendship to other species without considering the differences in way that species thinks'."
Hey, they're hanging out, Sunset's suffering for her mistake. Let it slide."So Sunset's been stuck taking her to them because she won't admit that she only took her to the first one as an insult to Twilight's relationship to you. That's so Sunset. Though I do admire her commitment."
"To dishonesty."
...Oh, boy. Wait until you see human cinema."At this point I think it's its own punishment. Or maybe it's like taking her out to a horror film?"
"I don't think that either Sunset or Twilight find other people suffering entertaining."
That's an interesting way to look at it, at least."It's cult survivor lectures. The ones giving them are the ones who made lives for themselves after they left. So there's suffering and an uplifting ending. Though maybe we could suggest alternative lectures?"
"I think that would be best. For now, I would-."
She takes a step forward, instinctively moves her arms to the 'walk' position, and falls on her face.
Thank you, corrected.
"No, that's the beautiful part. When a century rolls around, the Sunsets simply age to death."Hey, at least Celi is trying. Let's not forget she was socially isolated for a thousand years. It's a miracle there weren't a hundred Sunsets running around in canon.
I dunno why but I feel Renegade is more.... mature? More savy? Gets the normal mindset of people more? Maybe it's having the children around that did it?Where are you?"
"Did you seriously call me to ask that?"
"Yes, Sunset, I care about you, and I get worried when I don't know where you are."
"W-? Now I just feel childish for complaining."
"Yes, that's intended, and it's a sign of your growing maturity that you recognised that without throwing a hissy fit. Well done."
"Ah… Thanks?"
"If I knew where you are, I'd boom tube right over there and pat you on the head."
"Not sure I wanna tell you where I am, now."
Now I'm hoping the Renegade recorded that so that he can show it at a later date.
Plz tell me he is recording that.think that would be best. For now, I would-."
She takes a step forward, instinctively moves her arms to the 'walk' position, and falls on her face.
I dunno why but I feel Renegade is more.... mature? More savy? Gets the normal mindset of people more? Maybe it's having the children around that did it?
'affairs of state'?"I'm sorry, but Luna is occupied with affairs to state today."
'in ways that' or 'in the way that species think'?"I think that Sunset originally planned to take her to one. But Twilight wrote in a letter to me that she found it a 'highly informative window on the perils of applying the Magic of Friendship to other species without considering the differences in way that species thinks'."
I see she came prepared for trouble. Has she been listening to Luna's tales of Earth with a concealed worry, perhaps
I for one support this.Ah a short bit of the character I actually enjoy the most.
.... Can I petition again that he be the main character and we put Paul on a bus?
No, they're going to go to a cricket match and shout at the batsman. [color=transparent/I've always called it 'sledging', because you're travelling on a sledge.[/color]
Thank you, corrected.'affairs of state'?
'in ways that' or 'in the way that species think'?
"If there's one thing Celestia and I agree on, it's that I'm great at being confrontational
havent kept up with renegade. is aelia from dc?
Huh.14th January 2013
13:14 GMT -1
So. That's a… Thing.
"Lady Sunset? Is something wrong?"
...And I am totally blanking on who that grandfather is, or his name. The current prime minister of Venturia, yes? Who refused to give up his regency to the 'rightful' heir and seceded from the Atlantean confederation in Paragon timeline after Clea died?Aelia looks kinda worried. Which means that I let how I felt show on my face… Darn it. Honestly, it's a bit weird that she invited me to see her family's library like this. I know that Grayven and her granddad are allies, but even though she's been living in Doom Mountain for a year I haven't really had all that much to do with her. Unlike most humans, I had an okay understanding of magic so she isn't able to tell me anything I don't already know.
Well, of course. Would you want something like your great-great-grandmother's erotic poetry or an ancestor's Succubus-summoning circle on display?Or so I thought.
Turns out that her family had a whole host of things they don't exactly put on public display.
Yes, old Sunbutt really put her hoof in the mess this time, didn't she?"Lady Sunset?"
"Oh, no, sweetie." I crouch down slightly so that I'm more at her level. "I just… Grayven was telling me that we've got a… Guest, in the Mountain."
It's only natural that such things would have been improved on with time, after all. I bet hers literally draws itself.She nods. "Who is it?"
"It's…"
I stand back up, looking over to a warded wall hanging. I think it's a summoning circle you can just roll up and put away once you're done. The spells outside of the circle would actually deal with the residue. I've designed something better, of course, but this looks like they've had it for a long time.
Yep, lots of issues still there. Enough that she could open a news-stand with them.
Don't force yourself to compliment her, honey. You of all people deserve that honesty."Is that bad? I thought you were visiting her?"
"It…" No, no, it's not… Bad-bad? She's gotten a lot bet-. A lot less-.
...At least Sunbutt can recognise the signs of her emotional minefield now?Oh, who am I kidding? She's gotten better at not saying things that she's learned will set me off. We hold conversations on a level of 'this grass is dry' / 'rain is scheduled this evening'.
"Lady Sunset, I don't understand."
Now what kind of little pony are you?"Okay, ah…"
Oh, come on Sunset, you're worrying a little girl.
Yay, super-strength in human form without using Danner Formula. Wonder if there's any pegasus-related benefits too?I walk over to one of the chairs and pull it out. Then I sit down and pat my lap, smiling in the most reassuring way I can manage. Aelia considers for a moment, then she walks over and I lift her up before wrapping my arms around her. And I'm a little surprised how easy that was. She's not heavy, but she's not exactly light either. Just another fringe benefit of being a transformed alicorn, I guess.
"Okay, what do you know about Celestia?"
And I can just picture her expression.
...I can easily picture her having memory-repressing spells for just that purpose.Oh, that's a whole lot of baggage I don't want to-.
And… Re-pressed.
Oh, boy, how to explain this to a... Five-year-old?"She was my teacher. But… She didn't want to teach me the things I wanted to learn. And she got annoyed with me when I said that I wanted to learn different things, and I got annoyed that she didn't teach me those things, so I went to study with Grayven instead."
"But I don't understand. She's your princess."
Just visit every once in a while to wave your alicorn flank in Celestia's face, huh?"Nope! She was my princess. I'm an American now."
And for some reason the fact that I'm a mare means that I don't have to agree to getting conscripted to do it. Grayven was against it, but it… It makes a lot of things easier, and I don't ever want to back to live in Equestria.
Though I suspect some of the things you would have said would be anatomically challenging, if not impossible.Is it pathetic that I want her to offer to make me a princess, just so I can tell her-?
Yeah, it is.
Not to their face, no. Not unless you really want to annoy them."But she was… Then?"
"Just because someone's royalty, that doesn't mean that they know everything. Even if they think they do."
"Grandfather says that you shouldn't say things like that out loud."
I mean, she could find that sort of honesty refreshing... Sometimes."You shouldn't say things like that out loud if you have to work with them, or if you want something from them. Or if you might want to work with them or get something from them in the future. Since I don't want anything from Celestia and I sure don't want to work with her… Being honest about how I feel works for me. And… Sometimes, being honest is actually better. I bet your granddad has to be honest with Queen Clea about things sometimes, doesn't he?"
Good advice to live by, honestly. You just have to learn when which option is best..."He said…" She gets all frowny as she tries to remember. "'Only…' 'Only if no alternative presents itself'. And then he laughed, and mother and father joined in. I didn't understand."
"I think he means that you have to be careful how you say things to powerful people, but sometimes you really have to be direct. Did your school ever do a fire drill?"
And given some of the fire drill-related stories I've read, some people might not take it well, even then."Where there was a bell ringing and everyone had to go outside?"
"Right. If there was a fire, you'd have to make sure the Queen got out right away, even if she was doing something really important. But otherwise… You still need to get them to understand you, but without making them angry."
Though, to be fair, Sunbutt probably felt bad about it after their heads had cooled... But by then, Sunset was on Earth..."Did you make Princess Celestia angry?"
"Ah… I… A little bit."
A great many things, I suspect, and at great volume.What? Twilight's the one who gets her power from honesty.
"Did you say something you shouldn't have said?"
...Let's try to keep it G-rated, shall we, Sunset?
Alas, hind-sight is often far more clear than in the heat of the moment."Oh, I kept nagging her about teaching me something… She said she didn't know, when she obviously did. But if she was lying about it then I should have realised that she really didn't want to teach me, for… Whatever reason. I should have stopped asking her about it after the second time she refused, and asked about something else."
...Sadly, I rather suspect she's missing the point of them...And carried on researching it myself while she was relieved that she wouldn't have to keep lying to my face. Not exactly a healthy learning environment, and that's why I don't lie like that to my students. I can't believe that she didn't even tell Twilight what Starswirl's Unfinished Spell would do before she tried casting it! Okay, maybe the lecture series is overkill, but Twilight can have a bit of a one track mind sometimes and I want to make sure that it actually gets through.
...Aelia's totally picturing a magic winged unicorn in the middle of a bunch of giant toads now, isn't she?"So did you say sorry?"
"No. And I never will, because I'm not and she doesn't rule me. She can have all the toady cultists she wants back in Equestria. I refuse to lie or dissemble to her ever again."
Even if that means being brutally, unrelentingly honest, she'll do it."Disumble?"
"No, honey. 'Dissemble'. It means 'disguise how you really feel'. No, the only way I'm going to fix my relationship with Celestia is through honesty. And if she can't do that, then I'll-. I just won't talk to her anymore."
...And if you're lucky, you can get to see her falling about as she tries to learn to walk on two legs instead of four.Huh.
"And actually? I can go talk to her about that once we're done here. I'm going to make it real clear how I feel about being lied to, and she can either promise never to do that again and explain why she lied to me… Or I'll ward the portal against her."
Out of the mouths of babes, eh?"Um. My parents and grandfather say that ultimatums don't usually help diplomatic relations. They just make people more confrontational."
I smile down at her.
"If there's one thing Celestia and I agree on, it's that I'm great at being confrontational."
No, that's correct.
No, Venturia.
She's good woth kids too? Surprising.Grandfather says that you shouldn't say things like that out loud."
"You shouldn't say things like that out loud if you have to work with them, or if you want something from them. Or if you might want to work with them or get something from them in the future. Since I don't want anything from Celestia and I sure don't want to work with her… Being honest about how I feel works for me. And… Sometimes, being honest is actually better. I bet your granddad has to be honest with Queen Clea about things sometimes, doesn't he?"
"He said…" She gets all frowny as she tries to remember. "'Only…' 'Only if no alternative presents itself'. And then he laughed, and mother and father joined in. I didn't understand."
"I think he means that you have to be careful how you say things to powerful people, but sometimes you really have to be direct. Did your school ever do a fire drill?"
to back -> to go back
And I am totally blanking on who that grandfather is, or his name. The current prime minister of Venturia, yes? Who refused to give up his regency to the 'rightful' heir and seceded from the Atlantean confederation in Paragon timeline after Clea died?...How far off am I?
Though I suspect some of the things you would have said would be anatomically challenging, if not impossible.
Aelia's totally picturing a magic winged unicorn in the middle of a bunch of giant toads now, isn't she?![]()
Thank you, corrected.