There were times when Jaune cursed his nature. His desire to help others. Oh don't get him wrong, he loved to help! Loved to make a difference! It's why he had run away to become a Huntsman, after all!
But helping RWBY fight the White Fang on a school night was not what he signed up for! Not this many times, anyway!
They were outside a warehouse on the outskirts of town, away from the docks. Which was a nice change, there were actually some trees around the dilapidated lots near the wall. Nora tried to catch a squirrel, but failed miserably.
"Ooh, those tree rats are feisty ones," Nora grumbled as they headed towards the warehouse Blake had directed them to strike, "Sloths are so much better. They don't run from hugs!"
"They're probably just shy," Jaune consoled Nora. Nora scowled.
"But they're so jittery! How can you be jittery and shy?"
"Would you be quiet?" Blake hissed as they approached the lit up building, "They can probably hear us!"
"Right, focus everyone," Jaune ordered. Ruby stood at his side. "We remember the plan. We split into pairs, we each take a side. We clear the building from the bottom up, and when we find the hostage-"
"Treat them carefully," Ruby said, "Jaune will do the medical support and-"
"AIYYYEEEEE!"
Everyone turned to the building, weapons drawn and Semblances ready. A huge crowd of White Fang members, in various states of undress, barreled out of every window of the warehouse. They charged towards the Hunters-in-Training... And threw themselves onto their knees in front of them.
"SAVE US!"
"TAKE US TO JAIL!"
"GIVE US PANTS!"
Ruby, quite naturally, was flabberghasted. Yang immediately covered her eyes.
"H-HEY! YANG! LEMME SEE! I'M THE LEADER!"
"What is going on around here?!" Blake cried in disbelief.
The nearest wall of the warehouse
shattered. A tall, stunning blonde woman in full plate armor (that could not hide her voluptuousness) smashed through, holding a sword. Her eyes were wild, and twitching dangerously.
"
YOU WILL VIOLATE MEEEE!" She shrieked. The White Fang soldiers screamed and took off, running like their very lives depended on it. The armored woman charged. Jaune's eyes widened in shock, horror...
And recognition.
"VIRGINIA!" Jaune shouted.
The tall woman skidded to a halt, and stared at Jaune in shock.
"J-Jaune?!"
"Huh?" Was Blake's intelligent reply.
- - -
The cops arrived soon after, taking the White Fang members into custody. Virginia, RWBY and JNPR met in a nearby diner which was still open late. The six foot eight tall woman awkwardly sat on one creaking chair on one side of a table, while everyone else faced her on the other. Nora dug into her pancakes, in utter bliss as Ren sat with her.
"So um... This is my cousin Virginia," Jaune said with an awkward smile, "She's a Paladin Huntress. And she's really strong!"
"I can tell," Weiss said dryly. Virginia coughed.
"Ah, yes, um, sorry. I was trying to infiltrate the White Fang base, you see."
"In full armor," Weiss deadpanned. Virginia shrugged.
"Um... Paladins aren't particularly stealthy!"
"We noticed," Blake observed, staring intently at Virginia.
"Okay, go on?" Jaune pressed. Virginia coughed.
"Ah, well..." She sipped her coffee, her eyes going all over the place, "I um, I got captured. I then challenged them to combat for my freedom. I even spotted them my sword... My armor... My other weapons... And all my clothing! To-To make it fair! But they made me keep the armor and clothes."
"Uh huh," Yang said, looking rather skeptical.
"Seriously?" Ruby asked in disbelief, "That's dumb of them! You're like a walking tank!"
"Th-Thank you!" Virginia said with a kind smile, "But I challenged them all at once! I knew they might overpower me! They had to! Why didn't they overwhelm and defeat me?!"
She groaned and looked to the ceiling.
"They could have had me at their mercy... I-I would have done
anything they wanted! Absolutely anything! No matter how depraved or-or debauched!"
She looked like she was drooling. Jaune chuckled even as all his friends stared in varying degrees of disbelief at Virginia.
"Come on, Virginia! You're a total monster in combat! You're as strong as my mom and dad! There's no way you could be defeated like that!"
"... Y-Yes, of course," Virginia sighed, now looking morosely into her coffee, "I had them on the ropes... Which is when they decided to retreat! Enmasse! Which is when you showed up!" She sipped her coffee, bright red.
"L-Lucky for them, isn't it?" She mumbled.
"Wow," Jaune said with a grin, "You're as incredible as always, Virginia! I hope I'm half as good a Huntsman when I graduate!"
"Y-Yes, so do I," Virginia sighed. She looked at Jaune with an intense stare. "You've been training hard, I see?"
"Oh yeah!" Jaune said cheerfully. "All my friends have helped out!" He flexed an arm with a grin. "Especially Pyrrha!"
"Really?" Virginia asked, looking
very intensely at Jaune. Enough so that Ruby, Pyrrha and Yang all scooted closer to him. Blake stared in disbelief. Weiss grimaced. Ren stared intensely.
Nora was in pancake nirvana but it had been a long night for her so nobody minded.
"Really!" Jaune said cheerfully. "I'd love to show off my training!"
"Yes!" Virginia said with a happy nod and smile, "Yes! Um, we should meet at Beacon! In the gym! No need to wear a shirt, Jaune!"
"Why not a shirt?" Jaune asked curiously.
"Yeah, why?" Pyrrha asked, her smile very dangerous.
Virginia coughed.
"Um... Because of how sweaty we'll get?"
"Oh, I suppose that makes sense," Jaune nodded.
Pyrrha abruptly dumped her coffee in Jaune's lap. Jaune yelped.
"ACK!"
"Oh dear, how clumsy of me," Pyrrha said, almost sweetly, "Jaune, why don't you clean that up in the bathroom? We'll keep your cousin company."
"Oh, uh, sure," Jaune said with a nod. He smiled to Virginia as he got up. "It's really great to see you again."
"L-Likewise," Virginia managed, staring intensely. Her eyes followed him into the bathroom... Only interrupted when Yang stood up and glared. A glare shared by pretty much everyone else at the table. Nora included, since she was done with her pancakes.
"Mind telling us what the hell is up?" Yang demanded. "You're
cousins!"
"N-Not... Not that distant of cousins," Virginia mumbled awkwardly. Blake hummed.
"How distant?"
"BLAKE!" Ruby cried, scandalized. The cat Faunus shrugged.
"I'm just curious!"
"I'm sorry!" Virginia wailed. "I'm-I'm a
thirty year old virgin! Nobody is interested! It's
insane! It's like I've been
cursed! And Jaune is literally the only man to have ever been... Been okay with being around me!"
She shrugged.
"Is... Is it really that bad to want to... Um... Give him an option for an older girlfriend?"
Silence ensued.
"YES!" Ruby cried. "YOU'RE FILTH!
FILTH!"
"Now now," Blake said, "Let's hear her out."
"BLAKE!" Ruby cried.
"What?! It's only sort of incest-y! Not compared to some of the... More lurid works in my collection-"
"BLAAAAAKE!"
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Yup. It's Virginia from Baalbuddy's comics. Seen here:
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And here:
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