Amalak-.
Amalak stopped just inside the front door.
Well, that's not good.
"Commodore?"
He doesn't immediately respond.
Ah. Slight moment of culture shock, perhaps?
I turn back to the g-pooka. "Please, whatever you're doing to him-."
"No NNo! We are not playing GGames while we are working!" The g-troll gently sets down its dumbbell and lumbers towards the desk. "Our new FFriend is not human, yes? Is a telepathic conversation RRequired?"
Given Amalak is probably working through a translator system right now, that might be easier.
Amalak-. He's gone back to the front door, and he's looking out at the Washington street. And then he turns back around.
"Problem?"
Ah, his first time seeing Earth Bullshit™ in its natural habitat. Rather than OL bringing the insanity to him.
"The technology required to make a novel intelligent species is far in advance of what your world has on display. It that a security precaution?"
I raise my hands and then waggle them back and forth. "Human technology is all over the place. Don't try and compare us to anyone else because that way lies madness."
Indeed. It would quite literally drive some alien races
mad from the illogical nature of it.
The g-pooka's horns glow for a moment. **Is this BBetter, sir?**
"Yes." He walks closer. "Thank you. Do you know what we're here for?"
Culture shock overcome, for now. Down to business, then.
**No, SSir. Basic telepathic ethics PPrevents us from prying too deeply.**
"And g-pooka aren't very good at it."
OL, please, don't undercut your allies in front of other allies...
It-. She? **[Pouts]** at me. Telepathically, as her face isn't that flexible.
**I would NNot anyway.**
And I am picturing a cutesy teenage girl version of Dubbilex now. Cute in that sort of monster-girl manner.
"Very.. well, then." He approaches the desk, looking up at the g-troll as it stands at the ready. "You and.. he are the same species?"
**We are genomorphs. Designed by CCadmus Laboratories, based upon alien genetic material recovered from SSouth America.**
Which does say
something about Earth technology. Or rather, the
gifted scientists that managed to create the process that made them.
He's frowning in bewilderment. "Were the multiples forms encoded in the original genetic material?"
**NNo! The original form were g-prometheans. They were larger than I am, thought LLess intelligent. They are all dead now.**
Amazing how adaptable their genome is, though. So
many variations of humanoid from one distinct sample.
"And you are modified based on their physiology?"
**Yes! [Smile!] TThat is what we are! I am a g-pooka, specialising in outgroup interaction!**
Something of a 'Face' for the business, in the adventuring party sense. Engineered with considerable social skills, if not
all the experience needed to make good use of them.
"The g-succubae not ready to replace you yet?"
**We do NNot interact in the same way.** She shudders, apparently involuntarily. **They cheat.**
I'm guessing they employ near-magical levels of
charm. And maybe some 'cute monster-girl' wiles as well.
"Succubae?"
"G-succubae are psychic erotic entertainers. Weird, but safe. Actual succubae are a type of demon, and you should avoid them."
...Have they ever met J'onn J'aarkin? Or did they develop them based on the Internet?

Oh
god...
"Very.. well. Do you have a name?"
**I am sometimes called Lisa.**
Aw, no cute genetics pun? Then again, some of their guests may not get the jokes.
"That's not your name?"
**WWe have a group mind. We always know who other genomorphs are. Why would we have SSpoken names?**
It's a strange concept, yes. Being a part of something greater, yet each part is its own being. Nameless, yet sophont. "I Am, therefore I Think."
"But you have a sense of self. You refer to yourself in the singular. And you are assigned to the task you were designed for, rather than acting through some sort of drone."
**II have more parts when there are other genomorphs within range. Further away, I am less.**
An interesting way to explain it. And yet it makes sense. And goes some way to explain each new subtype they make, bringing something the whole lacks to the collective.
"Genomorphs share schema and capacities more than personalities. For example, having Lisa in range lets other genomorphs understand the behaviour of other species better."
Amalak nods, turning to the g-troll. "And this one?"
Security, for a start. Would you act-up with him
looming like that?
**G-trolls IImprove our spatial awareness.**
He continues to take the g-troll in. "Not your physical strength?"
They aren't
Slivers, you know. A physical buff doesn't carry over.
Lisa blinks. **How WWould that work? We share minds, not bodies.**
"I'm sure they'd be happy to give you the full tour whenever you like, but since we're here on business..?"
Yeah, I suspect Amalak's curiosity would have them nattering for hours.
"Yes, yes." Amalak turns back to Lisa. "I have concerns that someone who is about to be placed on trial for his life may have had his mind altered by an external force. Your people have been recommended to me as having the ability to determine whether or not that is true."
An interesting question will be how many will they need to take along for a stable group mind.
**YYes. We have yet to encounter a form of mental AAlteration that we cannot detect.**
"I was told that I would need g-gnomes and g-lusca?"
Are they tentacle-y
things that read minds?
**And you will need a g-pooka.**
"What for?"
Interpretation, no doubt. That is their function, both from the collective to Humans, and vice-versa.
**G-Gnomes do not understand people. SSometimes they give false results. They follow the thoughts, NNot the logic.** Her horns glimmer. **AAlso, g-gnomes and g-lusca cannot talk.**
"They're telepaths, though. Why would they need to?"
Picture the difference between a phone call... And a
modem call. Lots of information too fast for your brain to interpret right.
"Because they'll be operating too far from the other genomorphs to draw on their knowledge, and you're not trained to share your mind with individuals whose minds are that different from yours."
"Are you?"
Honestly, OL
is rather something of a natural telepath, for some reason.
"I'm a party to the case. I could handle it, but… I'm trying to cut down on adopting inhuman mental states."
He nods. "Do you do a great deal of this work?"
Far too often, sadly. Far more than the
average person would get into altered states of consciousness...
**Yes-mhm. Many places are using genomorph mental interrogation to accelerate legal PProcesses. We have the approval of BBatman and Mister Atom.**
"Is that simply a matter of revealing lies, or is it more complex?"
Well, Wonder Woman can't be everywhere at once, after all.
**Humans constantly change what they RRemember about the past. Memories are reinterpreted and simplified and linked to OOther things. We have to learn how to undo those CChanges and recover the original memories, without damaging their minds.**
"Are you competent to work on species other than humans?"
And that is the essential question. Kryptonians may look human, but do their minds function the same way in terms of compatibility?
**Machine-thoughts are difficult, but we are mentally flexible. We have AAdapted to every species we have encountered.**
I raise my eyebrows. "You can do A.I.s now?"
That's new. And helpful. Wonder if Mister atom employs their aid to increase productivity - not having to waste time
talking would be more efficient.
**Yes! G-gremlins can use their magic to bridge the gap. Martian Manhunter was QQuite impressed!**
Amalak nods thoughtfully. "Would you be willing to provide a demonstration?"
Preferably without triggering some manner of mental backlash in him. Last thing we need is to put him into a coma or a psychotic rage.