So, I know this is stupid, but I'm gonna make this omake, I don't know if this actually happen, but I'll do it anyway.
How to fool a guards
-By Akuseru Burugosu, Zenka Namikage and Kamina
#1: Fake a illness
-Kamina
"So all that's left is to infiltrate the rogue Fallen Angel's base, get their plans and possibly the fragments of Excalibur, and we'll golden." said the blue spiky hair man, who is wearing a priest robe.
To clarify what's going on, Issei and the other discover the Kobakiel's base(By stalking a stray exorcist)and a weird dude name Kamina though it is a good idea to sneak in.
The group consist of: Issei, Kamina, Mittelt, Xenovia, Irina, Kiba and Koneko, who they all wearing priest robe that Akuseru somehow gotten from some contact.
"Sure that would be great, but there's one problem, there's two guard guarding the only entrance we has to get in." Xenovia point out as she point toward to the two guards who are guarding the only entrance. "True, but I have a idea on how to get in." the young man said as he suddenly walk toward the guard, holding his left wrist and making a grunted noise as he get to him.
One of the guard notice the man, who walk in front of him. "Um... are you okay? What happened to you?" the guard ask him, who suddenly look at him with a panic faces.
And then what Kamina did next, just make everyone look at him oddly.
"You got to help me! I been stung by a tarantula! And it has been swollen ever since!" Kamina yelled as he show his left wrist, which is somehow swollen. The group look at each other in confusion, wondering how is this gonna help them get in. "Oh my god... am I dying?"
Kamina quietly said, slowly falling into despair.
"Um... what should we do?" the other guard ask the first guard, who shrugged. "Maybe we could help him?" the first guard suggested. "If I died... Tell my little brother... That I DIED AT KUOH CHURCHS!!!!!" Kamino said as he fall to his knee and yell at the heaven, making Issei and the other sweatdrop at his overdramatic act.
"Woah, woah, woah! No need to be so dramatic, let take you to the medic." the guards then lift Kamina up and they take him to the medic.
Everyone blinked at the fact that Kamina's plan actually work.
{"For a worm, his acting almost believable."} Bright comment, still amaze at what has transpired. "How the heck did he do that?" Issei ask a question nobody can't find the answer.
#2: Trick them with fire
-Akuseru Burugosu
"Well all we has to do now is to find a way to distract the guards." a black short hair boy said as they are near the warehouse.
To clarify what's going on; Issei and the other stalk a stray exorcist into a district, where there's multiple abandoned warehouses around and a seventeen year old mercenary name Akuseru decided that they going to sneak in. The group consist of Issei, Kiba, Koneko, Irina, Xenovia, Akuseru and two strange being name Astraea and Senjin, who they all wore a priest robes.
"And how can we do that?" Koneko ask Akuseru, who is thinking. "Hmm, let's see if I can do this." Akuseru muttered as he suddenly walk toward the guards making them follow him.
One of the guards notice Akuseru, who is walking toward him.
"Is there something I can help?" the guard ask him who strangely look panic. "You got to help! There's was a fire going on in the other warehouse!" Akuseru told them in a panic tone. "Fire? What do mean?" the guard ask him, who look at him weirdly.
"Are you deaf!? There was a fire going there!" he yelled at the guards. "Oh no, and the Excalibur fragments might be in one of those! We has to get there!" One of the guard freak out as they realize.
Akuseru's plan is working...
...Except that he shouldn't brought Astraea with him...
"Fire? I don't see any fire around it." Astraea said in front of the others and the guards, who they all look at her and Akuseru face palm at her stupidity. "Damn it Astraea, it was trick." Akuseru scolded her in front of everyone. "Oh, I didn't know that, thank you Aku-chan!" Astraea said cheerfully, making Akuseru twitch his eye.
"Oh shit! We're under attacked!" one of the guards yelled as they pulled their weapons. "Well, there's goes infiltrating." Issei said as he summon his sword while the other pull out there weapons.
Disguising and imprisonment
-Zenka Namikage
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Issei ask a feminine boy as they all headed straight toward the mansions.
To clarify what's going on; Issei and the other follow a rogue exorcist into a abandoned mansion, guarded by multiple guards. In order to get inside the mansions, a Stray Exorcist name Zenka pretend to be capture and taken with the other acting as the guards.
The group consist of Issei, Xenovia, Irina, Kiba and Zenka, with the four wearing a guards uniform he give them from Azazel, complete with a helmet, while Koneko stay behind to wait.
"Trust me, it will work." Zenka said as they reach toward the entrance. One of the guard notice them coming, and is shocked when he saw Zenka. "Eh!? How did you--!?"
"We like to take him into the dungeon." Xenovia cut him off as the guards recover their postures. "Err right, you're all allow to in." the guard told them as the entrance open, and they all got in.
{"Hmph, those worm would have been suspicious with them."} Bright said as she cross her arm. ["Oh? and why's that?"] Ddraig ask her as she turn his back and leave. {"I do not have time for such insolence."} this make Ddraig shrugged.
["Whatever."]
There, how do you like it?