Cooking Thread~ Recipes & Things

[Ilikebob]

Alright, so first up, roti canai. It's an India derived flatbread which pops up in Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore. It's main ingredient is flour and margarine. It's usually eaten with curry.

Ingredients:

1. Wheat flour, 500g
2. Margarine, 200g
3. Water, 100ml
4. Salt
5. Vegetable oil

Preparation:

1. Mix the flour, margarine, salt and water in a bowl, knead it thoroughly.
2. Make 50g balls from the dough and roll each of them into tubes. Fold the tubes like a snake and pour them some vegetable oil.
3. Flatten the doughs into desired size.
4. Sauté the bread and flip them after 3 minutes on each side.
5. Take the bread and let it dry on a napkin. Serve it while it's hot.

 

[kinglugia]

usually eaten with curry

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Or dal (some form of sauce based on lentils), or something equally salty and savory.

Take the bread and let it dry on a napkin.

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Not in mamak stalls you don't

 

[konamikode]

Regarding birds that dry out quickly and are hard to fully flavor if cooked whole, I did have some ideas about going a bit further than stuffing a chicken or injecting it with marinade/ranch.

I thought about cutting open and placing a mixture of bacon and fruit marinade underneath the skin of the breast. Quick google search found me this recipe I'm thinking about using for my next bird day.

https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/bacon-and-maple-roast-chicken-recipe/

 

[Rakdos92]

How do you make Poutine? As far as I understood, it's fries with gravy and shredded cheese melted over it, is that correct?

 

[Biigoh]

How do you make Poutine? As far as I understood, it's fries with gravy and shredded cheese melted over it, is that correct?

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Poutine, you say?

So I posted a recipe in Goblin Queen on SB. I thought it fair that I post it here too.

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For those who are hungry and wonder just what Taylor made for the Undersiders, here's a little recipe that features deep-fried fries, poutine gravy and white cheddar cheese curds all tossed together. Do be careful with deep frying. A proper deep fryer is recommended.

Please note that this recipe serves 8, divide proportions of ingredients in 1/2 for smaller meals.

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Ingredients

Poutine Gravy:
4 Tbsp. (60 ml) cornstarch
4 Tbsp. (60 ml) water
12 Tbsp. (180 ml) unsalted butter
1/2 cup (120 ml) unbleached all-purpose flour
4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
40 oz. (1136 ml) beef broth
20 oz. (568 ml) chicken broth
Pepper, to taste

Deep Fried Fries:
4 lbs. Russet potatoes (6-8 medium potatoes)
Peanut or other frying oil

Toppings:
2 - 3 cups white cheddar cheese curds (for authentic poutine. Torn chunks of mozzarella cheese would be the closest substitutation)
2 - 3 scallions, thinly sliced/chopped (optional)
1 sprig cilantro, thinly sliced/chopped (optional)

Cooking Instructions
Gravy First
1 - In a small bowl, dissolve the cornstarch in the water and set aside.

2 - In a large saucepan, melt the butter. Add the flour and cook, stirring regularly, for about 5 minutes, until the mixture turns golden brown. Add the garlic and cook for a further 30 seconds.

3 - Add the beef and chicken broth and bring to a boil, stirring with a whisk. Stir in the cornstarch and simmer for 3 to 5 minutes or until the sauce thickens. Season with pepper. Taste and add additional salt, if necessary, to taste. Make ahead and re-warm or keep warm until your fries are ready.

Fries Second
4 - Prepare your potatoes and cut into 1/2-inch thick sticks. Place into a large bowl and cover completely with cold water. Allow to stand at least one hour or several hours (up to 24 hours). When ready to cook, heat your oil in your deep fryer or large, wide, heavy cooking pot to 300° F.

5 - Remove the potatoes from the water and place onto a sheet of paper towel. Blot to remove as much excess moisture as possible.

6 - Add your fries to the 300° F. oil and cook for 5-8 minutes, just until potatoes are starting to cook but are not yet browned. Remove potatoes from oil and scatter on a wire rack. Increase oil temperature to 375° F. Once oil is heated to that temperature, return the potatoes to the fryer and cook until potatoes are golden brown. Remove to a paper towel-lined bowl.

Poutine Time
7 - Add your fried or baked fries to a large, clean bowl. Season lightly with salt while still warm. Add a ladle of hot poutine gravy to the bowl and using tongs, toss the fries in the gravy. Add more gravy, as needed to mostly coat the fries.

8 - Add the cheese curds and toss with the hot fries and gravy.

9 - Add cilantro and scallion to the top. Serve with freshly ground pepper. Serve immediately.

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[Riddle78]

How do you make Poutine? As far as I understood, it's fries with gravy and shredded cheese melted over it, is that correct?

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No. Shredded cheese is a big no-no. It's French fries,nice and hot,with room-temperature cheese curds,and hot gravy over top of it all. This ensures that the cheese partially melts,and has good stretch and squeak when you chew it. And this is poutine in its most basic form. Common additions include onion,ground meats,mushrooms,peppers,and apple slices.

Biigoh has a proper recipe above. But it's a cardinal sin to use shredded cheese on poutine,at least where I'm from.

 

[seeing_octarine]

No. Shredded cheese is a big no-no. It's French fries,nice and hot,with room-temperature cheese curds,and hot gravy over top of it all.

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Considering what curds and cheese are, and that the internet is telling me cheese curds is mainly a Canadian thing... is cottage cheese an acceptable substitute? Just curious.

 

[aquinas]

Considering what curds and cheese are, and that the internet is telling me cheese curds is mainly a Canadian thing... is cottage cheese an acceptable substitute? Just curious.

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No. If you're going that way, maybe chop up some mozzarella, it wouldn't be right, but it wouldn't be horribly horribly wrong.

 

[MadGreenSon]

Or since poutine looks like a pain in the ass, you can just microwave some frozen burritos until they're mostly ready, then cover 'em with Hormel chili and shredded cheddar and mozzarella, and microwave 'em until that cheese is melted and the chili is steaming. The throw a bit of sour cream on it and eat it. It is exactly nothing like poutine, but it tastes like... you're committing a sin against decency, which tastes pretty damn good.

 

[seeing_octarine]

No. If you're going that way, maybe chop up some mozzarella, it wouldn't be right, but it wouldn't be horribly horribly wrong.

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Looking into it further, the only reason it's a problem is because regular cottage cheese often has some cream mixed in to the curds. Using a low fat or non-creamed variant should be a near exact equivalence.

 

[aquinas]

Looking into it further, the only reason it's a problem is because regular cottage cheese often has some cream mixed in to the curds. Using a low fat or non-creamed variant should be a near exact equivalence.

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The big problem there is texture. You've got something on the scale of a fingerling potato with a snappy squeaky texture vs tiny nodules maybe with leftover whey. Not saying you couldn't come up with something good with cottage cheese, but that isnt a good substitute.

Also, who knows what'd do when heated?

 

[Biigoh]

For a close substitute for the cheese curds, use torn chunks (not the shredded) of a full-fat mozzarella cheese. Not fresh mozzarella, use the kind you would put on top of pizza.

 

[konamikode]

Got lost on the youtube and got squirreled into an interesting bit of historical cooking goodness :3

Here's a link to WW2 US Army field kitchens and an updated technical manual (cookbook) published postwar in 1946. Interesting skim, actually. Found a 1944 version, but the quality wasn't quite as good.

 

[Biigoh]

Ingredients
1 lb. chicken thighs – boneless, skinless
juice of 1 lemon
1 to 2 teaspoons ground cumin
3 cloves of garlic, chopped
¼ cup olive oil
1 teaspoon paprika
¼ teaspoon turmeric
dash of Chinese 5 Spice (it's suppose to be plain cinnamon)
1 red onion, quartered

Instructions
1 - Mix everything but the chicken and onion in a large bowl.
2 - Add the chicken, toss to coat well.
3 - Cover and let it marinate in the frige for an hour or so.
4 - Pre-heat oven to 425f.
5 - Add a tablespoon of olive oil to grease a rimmed sheet pan. Remove the chicken from the marinade, and place on the pan.
6 - Brush some of the marinade onto the onion quarters and add to pan.
7 - Cook for 30-40 minutes
8 - Remove from the oven, allow to rest a couple of minutes, then slice.

9 - Serve on a platter with chopped tomatos, sliced cucumber, yogurt, pita.... etc.

 

[UrsaTempest]

Alright, QQ. Here is my version of slapdash buttermilk fried chicken. Base (and proper) recipe is here, and to be honest there's not much change except you gotta forgive yourself a lot during the process.

Here's what you need:
(Mostly whole) Chicken
Salt
Pepper
Flour
Buttermilk (alternative: fresh milk and white vinegar)
Vegetable oil
Two eggs
Baking powder

You'll also need stove and frying pan.

Instruction
1. Get appropriate chicken. Preferably young, preferably small-ish, and preferably you cut yourself as according to the video. If not, ask the butcher to cut it.
(Optional) Boil the chicken to make chicken stock, because I am stingy with what I bought and I like chicken stock proper.
2. Season your cut chicken liberally with pepper and salt on one side, then the other.
3. Put all those seasoned chicken in some kind of container (small enough so it's tight fit, preferably) and flood them with buttermilk. If you don't have buttermilk, add a spoon of vinegar in a glass of milk. Stir, until it become clump-y, then pour them into the container. Make sure it cover the chicken.
4. Chuck 'em to fridge and leave it be for 10-24~ hours.
5. Take them out of fridge.
6. Make the breading: enough flour, salt, pepper, and a spoon of baking powder. Mix the breading.
7. Crack an egg and scramble it, put it on separate container. A bowl or something. Large-ish, preferably.
8. Take out the chicken one by one, then coat them with egg, before coating them with the breading. Repeat, until every chicken is coated.
9. Crack another egg on the chicken container containing all those buttermilk. Coat the coated chicken with buttermilk-egg mixture, then coat them with the breading. Repeat, until every chicken is re-coated.
10. Leave them alone for fifteen minutes to one hour.
11. Fry them. Use the lowest possible heat. Don't forget to flip them when appropriate!
12. Eat them.

 

[UrsaTempest]

Pseudo-Perpetual Soup (or simple vegetable soup, Soup of Theseus (courtesy of Nekraa, for the name))

For some reason, people (IRL) don't expect me to be able to make simple soup. Huh. I'm slighted! And because of that, I'll share you how to make this. Note that I use a combination of beef and chicken - pork is rare to nonexistent here, so I can't say if it'll work (it should be, though). Garlic and shallot is basically the staple aromatics here, so if that's not available you may use onion, or others, I guess. Amount of ingredients really depend on how big is your cooking vessel, and to be honest I basically eyeball everything anyway, so:

Ingredients:
1. Potatoes
2. Carrots
3. Peas
4. Garlic
5. Shallot
6. Chicken/Beef (just pick the cheapest cut, or even ask for scrap for free or nominal fee.)
7. Salt
8. Pepper
9. Reasonably clean water.

You'll also need stove, and a pot to hold all of them. Plus food containers. And knife. And cutting board!

First, make a fairly pure chicken/beef stock:
1. Pile all of the chicken/beef inside the pot, preferably a big pot if you have one.
2. Fill it with water until everything inside the pot is drowned.
3. Bring it to boil. Afterward, lower the fire until it shimmering.
4. Leave it alone but check it occasionally until the water is one-third of previous height.
5. This will take a while. At least an hour or two. Go shitpost on QQ or something.
6, Take out all the meat, set it aside, Pour the stock to heat-resistant container, and let it sit until it cool before putting them to freezer.
7. On the new stock, you might see a whitish solid floated on top. Those are fat - feel free to with spoon to throw away or keep. I like using those for frying or making rice.
8. Pick all your favorite cut from the boiled meat above, fry 'em or something. Put the rest on separate container.

Now, for the soup:
1. Cut potatoes and carrots to your preferred size/shape. Just imagine if you'll feel comfortable stuffing those in your mouth - if not, cut it smaller until you do.
2. If your peas need to be cut, do that. But put those on separate container from potatoes and carrots.Oh, if your stock is frozen, bring 'em out.
3. Cut your garlic and shallot. Get decent amount of them.
4. It is time. Pick the pot for your soup, dump your potatoes and carrots there. You don't want them to completely filled the pot, at least leave third free.
5. Fill it with water until everything drowned. Then dump garlic and shallot inside. The one you just cut.
6. Turn on the stove until it's boiling. Periodically check if the potatoes and carrots softened enough, by stabbing fork/spoon to them, and if it get through.
7. When it does, dump the peas in and let it boil for, dunno, two to five minutes or so, I guess.
8. Now add salt and pepper and stock, a bit. Taste it. Is it good? No? Add more salt/pepper/stock. Keep doing this until the taste is good.
9. Ladle your soup and promptly eat it!

But what about the pseudo-perpetual part? Well, it was based on the idea of perpetual stew, but since I can't afford running stove forever, or even slow cooker, some modification is... necessary. But the gist is:

1. Don't drink/throw away the leftover soup from the pot. Strain them, store the solid and liquid part separately in the freezer.
2. Unfreeze them for the next day, continue doing the above until nothing solid left.
3. When you want to make a new soup, simply use the liquid leftover as base! Do add water/stock/salt/pepper/etc as necessary, though.

Feel free to experiment, but I suggest sticking to root vegetables plus legumes is the way to go. They tend to survive best on above treatment.

 

[Biigoh]

 

[UrsaTempest]

So, I decided to skip the breading process for the buttermilk chicken above, and turns out the result is still delicious! Though I've marinaded it for two days now, and I still use the lowest heat on the stove.

 

[MadGreenSon]

I learned how to glaze pork chops from the back of a package of a rice side dish tonight.

You need 1 can of cranberry sauce, 1/3 of a cup of half and half.

Fry the pork chops in butter, get them more or less done, then remove them from the pan. Put the cranberry sauce in the pan and stir it around until it's fully melted. Add the half and half to the melted cranberry sauce and stir it in and let it cook for about two more minutes. Put the pork chops back in the pan, turning them over a few times as they cook a bit more to get the chops thoroughly covered in the glaze. Once they're fully covered, put 'em on the plate (I put them on top of the mushroom rice) and drizzle some of the remaining glaze from the pan on them.

This glaze is not overpowering to the flavor of the pork chops but instead enhances the flavor and adds a bit of an extra to it. Good stuff.

 

[Ilikebob]

Lapis legit cake, from my mom's cookbook.

Ingredient:
30 Egg yolks
350g of granulated sugar/castor sugar (Whichever you prefer)
500g of butter/margarine (Whichever you prefer)
50g of wheat flour
50g of milk powder
125g of sweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon of spekuk spices
1 teaspoon of vanilla powder

How to bake:
Beat the egg yolk, sugar, vanilla powder, and spekuk spices at high speed for 30 minutes
Mix the butter and condensed milk for 30 minutes
Combine the mixture and add the flour and powdered milk, mix it well
Place 3 tablespoon of batter in buttered cake pan, spread it thin and bake it at 200°C for 5 minutes or until brown, repeat until you run out of batter.
Serve it in thin slices. (Don't want you to get a heart attack, now do we?)

 

[MadGreenSon]

Oh hey, since you mentioned South food, do you have a link to a website or some cooking book about southern food? It's a cusine I wanted to try out for a while.

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https://www.delish.com/cooking/g1823/southern-inspired-recipes/

Get started with articles like that. Just search for "Southern Cooking" on Google and you'll have recipes for days.

 

[Nitramy]

Bunch of hilarity I've run into regarding food:

• A burger joint I ate at recently had chicken-fried steak on the menu. It's supposed to be steak, flattened out, and breaded and fried like fried chicken, NOT chicken fillet, dammit.
• The Italians are dicks. The easiest way to trigger them into a frenzy is show them videos on how to make Filipino-style spaghetti.
• SEASON TWO OF EMIYA-SAN CHI NO KYOU NO GOHAN WHEN

 

[kinglugia]

• The Italians are dicks. The easiest way to trigger them into a frenzy is show them videos on how to make Filipino-style spaghetti.

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I prefer the oily ones and the white sauce compared to the tomato sauce variant. At least the former two are more flavorful.

 

[Nitramy]

I prefer the oily ones and the white sauce compared to the tomato sauce variant. At least the former two are more flavorful.

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Have you tried Filipino-style spaghetti?

 

[kinglugia]

Have you tried Filipino-style spaghetti?

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Yes, I think. Not sure.

 

[Rakdos92]

Have you tried Filipino-style spaghetti?

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What's the difference?

 

[konamikode]

What's the difference?

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Filipino spaghetti, at least to my knowledge, is made up of a creamier and sweeter sauce that helps counteract the acidity of traditional sauce. I believe this is done by mixing in evaporated milk?

As far as I know, angel hair pasta is one of the more common noodle types used, and the meats that go into the sauce are reminiscent of other countries who've had years of American military influence on the culture. Typically this means hot dogs, spam, or other canned meats that US troops brought with them in the olden days and became a well loved staple in basically all SE/E Asian countries.

For reference you can see it here in Korean "Army Base Stew" and Japanese "Hamburg Steak"

There's also the 'traditional' spam rice and eggs that transcends all borders physical or imagined .

 

[Nitramy]

Filipino spaghetti, at least to my knowledge, is made up of a creamier and sweeter sauce that helps counteract the acidity of traditional sauce. I believe this is done by mixing in evaporated milk?

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The fact that we also use banana ketchup instead of tomato ketchup also lowers the acidity significantly. The additions to Filipino spaghetti is usually sugar, cream, or more recently, evaporated milk.

(YES, I TYPE THIS KNOWINGLY THAT ANY PURIST ITALIAN COMING UPON THIS POST WILL PROBABLY HAVE THEIR HEAD EXPLODE.)

There's also the 'traditional' spam rice and eggs that transcends all borders physical or imagined .

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Not just white rice. Rice from the night before fried with a lot of minced garlic and oil.

Since my favorite spam variant is Black Pepper, I don't have to season the fried rice a lot with salt and pepper, the garlic is enough.

 

[Ilikebob]

The fact that we also use banana ketchup instead of tomato ketchup also lowers the acidity significantly. The additions to Filipino spaghetti is usually sugar, cream, or more recently, evaporated milk.

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I'm sorry WHAT!?

 

[Nitramy]

I'm sorry WHAT!?

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You just found out now that bananas can be used as a ketchup ingredient?!