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IRC shenanigans

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Bailey Matutine said:
This was the official log of Mishie having received his first warning so that all ops know that if he gets another warning, it will be his second, which is to be accompanied with a kick before being posted here.
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OK, but what is the context of Mishie being put on his first strike?

I don't want make assumptions, but it just looks like Mishie is trying to fit a snake sized hole where I left.
 
This thread is supposed to be about silliness! Like this:

5:30 PM <•Dreadis> anyone know the elemental abreviation for iron off the top of their head?
5:30 PM <•The_Shadowmind> Fe
5:31 PM <•Dreadis> I wanna say Fe but i'm...ok thanks for conferming
5:31 PM <•The_Shadowmind> Fe for the ferrous metal\
5:32 PM → •Xale (opped) joined
5:32 PM <•ChandraNapping> Fe Fi Fo Fum
5:33 PM <•WingedOne> I smell the blood of an English bum
5:34 PM <Lazurman> Then use lube next time, Jesus Christ!
 
[13:21] <Snehkman> Greek love is best love.
[13:21] <Anon-chan> Jack Harkness is my role model.
[13:21] <+nolrai> I don't mind boys, but dislike men and anal.
[13:22] <+Vyor_Dishes> hey laz
[13:22] == Vyor_Dishes has changed nick to Vyor
[13:22] <Anon-chan> Snehkman: Wasn't greek love more about dominance than sexuality?
[13:23] <Anon-chan> And it's not weird nolrai. Everyone likes shota.
[13:23] == Jemnite [~chatzilla@pool-108-48-107-99.washdc.fios.verizon.net] has joined #questionablequesting
[13:24] <+dasstan> I swear. I have some sort of magical ability to look at the IRC when teh gay is being discussed
[13:25] * Aleh snorts.
[13:25] <Snehkman> It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way~!
[13:25] <+Vyor> hey jem
[13:25] <+dasstan> For the record, I find this ability to be a good thing.
[13:25] * Aleh has no problems with homosexuality.
[13:25] <Snehkman> Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way~!
[13:25] * Aleh simply isn't gay.
[13:25] * Vyor walks away quickly
[13:25] <Anon-chan> \o/
[13:25] * Anon-chan drags Vyor back.
[13:25] <+Vyor> No, I want no part in this!
[13:26] <+Vyor> Help!
[13:26] <Snehkman> Vyor YOU MUST ACCEPT OUR LOVE!
[13:26] <+dasstan> Don't worry, Vyor. No one is forci--well.
[13:26] <+Vyor> NAVAH!
[13:26] <+dasstan> The snek is forcing you. neverind
[13:26] * Vyor claws away
[13:26] <Snehkman> GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!
[13:26] <+Vyor> ONLY PLATONICALLY!
[13:26] <Snehkman> CLOSE ENOUGH.
[13:27] <+dasstan> I, for one, am quite pleased with the upgrade we took in snakes.
[13:27] * Anon-chan jumps on top of Vyor!
[13:27] * Snehkman jumps on top of Anon-chan!
[13:27] * Vyor is squished
 
[18:16] <+Latewave> So how does this work again
[18:16] <+Sophos> Also, Dao are love, Dao are life <3~
[18:16] <+Generic_Generica> ...
[18:17] <+Anon-chan> LATEWAVE WHAT IS THAT DARK MAGIC.
[18:17] <+Latewave> Features
[18:17] <+a2znut> Anon-chan is a moron.
[18:17] <+Generic_Generica> Wait how the hell did you do that. 0_0
[18:17] <+a2znut> Bwahahahaha
[18:17] <+Latewave> something about this?
[18:17] <+Anon-chan> TEACH ME!
[18:17] <+tertius> irc is up to v3+ now, GG
[18:17] <+Latewave> 2 something about this?
[18:17] <+a2znut> lol
[18:18] <+a2znut> I use
[18:18] <+Latewave> What was the trick for coloros
[18:18] <+a2znut> DUNNO LATEWAVE
[18:18] <+Latewave> numbers that was it
[18:18] <+Sophos> All of you are fools
[18:18] <+tertius> be careful, you get banned for unapproved colors in the sb/sv irc channels
[18:18] <+Latewave> let's remember which number is which
[18:18] <+a2znut> NINE IS GREEN
[18:18] <+Latewave> not on SB/SV
[18:18] <+Anon-chan> WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
[18:19] <+Latewave> Dark magic A chan
[18:19] <+tertius> and banned from the parahumans irc server if arguing calories in = calories out
[18:19] <+tertius> ;D
[18:19] <+a2znut> is white, black is 1
[18:19] <+tertius> thermodynamics is triggering
[18:20] <+Anon-chan> MAGIC!
[18:20] <+Anon-chan> HOW
[18:20] <+Latewave> Magic
[18:20] <+a2znut> 0 is white, 1 is black, 2 is dark blue, 3 is dark green, 4 is red, 5 is brown, 6 is purple, 7 is orange, 8 is yellow, 9 is green, 10 is greenish blue, 11 is indigo, 12 is blue, 13 is pink, 14 is dark grey, 15 is grey Latewave
[18:21] <+tertius> magenta is gentoo. VROOM VROOM
[18:21] <+Anon-chan> HOW DO YOU EVE
[18:21] <+a2znut> Anon-chan is a goofball
[18:21] <+Latewave> Miracles A-chan
[18:21] <+a2znut> Blue
[18:21] <+a2znut> :V
[18:21] * Anon-chan kicks Latewave and a2znut on the shins![18:22] <+a2znut> Use google you dummy Anon-chan
[18:22] <+Latewave> Should we explain to Anon chan
[18:22] <+tertius> HOLY COW I'M TOTALLY GOING SO FAST OH F***
[18:22] <+Latewave> Try the ctrl button
[18:22] <+Latewave> For the pretty colors try k and numbers :p
[18:22] <+a2znut> Nah, I use the % command Latewave
[18:22] <+a2znut> It depends on client.
[18:22] <+a2znut> Totally
[18:22] <+Latewave> I use ctrl for quick :p
[18:22] <+Latewave> %11 something
[18:22] <+Latewave> %11 something
[18:22] <+Latewave> nah
[18:23] <+Latewave> mine are mostly i b and u
[18:23] <+Anon-chan> %11
[18:24] <+dasstan> You cannae do it, Anon-chan.
[18:24] <+Latewave> What is Anon chan
[18:24] <+Latewave> Is anon chan a mibbit?
[18:24] <+dasstan> You canae do it because you are on the webchat.
[18:24] <+Latewave> dunno
[18:25] <+Anon-chan> :(
[18:25] <+dasstan> <3
[18:25] <+Anon-chan> ♥?
[18:25] <+tertius> note the toolbox left of the message box: http://i.imgur.com/6lgsdoC.png
 
Can someone figure something out for me?

Apparently I somehow got k-lined from freenode, and I have no freaking idea how.

[03:19] == You are banned from this server- Please do not spam users or channels on freenode. Contact kline.net with questions (2016/5/28 08.08)

I haven't spammed anyone and I am a freaking Op in the channel, so this is just weird.
 
Vanathor said:
Can someone figure something out for me?

Apparently I somehow got k-lined from freenode, and I have no freaking idea how.

[03:19] == You are banned from this server- Please do not spam users or channels on freenode. Contact kline.net with questions (2016/5/28 08.08)

I haven't spammed anyone and I am a freaking Op in the channel, so this is just weird.
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You might have been hit by a IP ban?
 
Vanathor said:
Can someone figure something out for me?

Apparently I somehow got k-lined from freenode, and I have no freaking idea how.

[03:19] == You are banned from this server- Please do not spam users or channels on freenode. Contact kline.net with questions (2016/5/28 08.08)

I haven't spammed anyone and I am a freaking Op in the channel, so this is just weird.
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I got hit by the same thing.

[03:19] == You are banned from this server- Please do not spam users or channels on freenode. Contact kline.net with questions (2016/5/28 08.08)
 
(2:02:59 AM) Dreadis: you can always go and ask in #freenode to find out what happened
(2:07:08 AM) asdx11: [03:45] <+Dropbox> Think was a litle bug (mquin broke something)
 
Vanathor said:
Can someone figure something out for me?

Apparently I somehow got k-lined from freenode, and I have no freaking idea how.

[03:19] == You are banned from this server- Please do not spam users or channels on freenode. Contact kline.net with questions (2016/5/28 08.08)

I haven't spammed anyone and I am a freaking Op in the channel, so this is just weird.
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The server itself is sick of your trolling. :p
 
[00:23] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Welcome to the Church of Krowtomine
[00:23] <+Generic_Generica> Oh god.
[00:23] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Where God himself welcomes you
[00:24] * Generic_Generica sighs
[00:24] * KinreiKrowtomine bends slightly, and gestures inwards with a slight smile
[00:24] <+Anon-sleepy> What are you smoking Kinkrow?
[00:24] <+Generic_Generica> Don't you dare tell me to rejoice.
[00:24] * Vyor_Laptop stabs kin
[00:24] <+Generic_Generica> No?
[00:25] <+Generic_Generica> Well.
[00:25] * Anon-sleepy spanks Kinkrow. "Don't be so lewd."
[00:25] <+Generic_Generica> No.
[00:25] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Pain is my pursuit, Anon.
[00:25] <+KinreiKrowtomine> You only harden my resolve.
[00:25] <+Generic_Generica> ... I have to ask.
[00:26] <+Generic_Generica> Does that mean you enjoy /giving/ pain or /recieving/ pain.
[00:26] <+Generic_Generica> Cause you know there're three ways this could go.
[00:26] <+Anon-sleepy> And one involves joining my harem Kinkrow.
[00:26] <+KinreiKrowtomine> I'm not quite sure I understand?
[00:26] * KinreiKrowtomine tilts head
[00:27] <+Generic_Generica> Are you a sadist or a masoschist.
[00:27] <+Anon-sleepy> S or M?
[00:27] <+Conundrum__> Pain if the goal, it's route does not matter
[00:27] <+Generic_Generica> Pain flows both ways yanno.
[00:27] <+Generic_Generica> Or both.
[00:27] * KinreiKrowtomine gasps, faintly offended
[00:27] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Surely you don't think a priest would fall from his path?
[00:27] <+KinreiKrowtomine> To stray...
[00:28] <+Generic_Generica> Pfft.
[00:28] * Generic_Generica laughs.
[00:28] * Anon-sleepy slaps Kin again. "Don't be naugthy."
[00:28] <+KinreiKrowtomine> I am never /naugthy/
[00:28] <+Generic_Generica> Lies.
[00:28] * KinreiKrowtomine is... offended.
[00:28] <+KinreiKrowtomine> I never lie.
[00:29] <+Generic_Generica> Reaaally.
[00:29] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Not once.
[00:29] <+Anon-sleepy> Are you sure?
[00:30] * Vyor_Laptop lights kin's pants on fire
[00:30] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Quite, naugthiness is an action I have never indulged in.
[00:31] <+Generic_Generica> ... Wait that doesn't- Ergh.
[00:31] <+Generic_Generica> Moving on.
[00:31] <+Vyor_Laptop> he's making fun of your typo
[00:31] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Honestly, how can you call me a liar when you don't even fully pay attention to the questions you ask?
[00:32] * Anon-sleepy pats Kinkrow.
[00:32] <+Anon-sleepy> Generic?
[00:32] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Ah well, I must sleep now.
[00:32] <+Vyor_Laptop> night
[00:33] <+Generic_Generica> Noght.
[00:33] <+KinreiKrowtomine> It's like the old saying goes, 'the early bird mutilates the orphans'
[00:33] <+Generic_Generica> Night.
[00:33] <+KinreiKrowtomine> Ta
[00:33] <+Generic_Generica> ...
[00:33] <+Generic_Generica> Well played.
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Good night QQ~
 
Nonny-mouse said:
16:26 L<+Latewave> A-chan, update things, do things, A-chan... something
16:27 A<Anon-sama> What...?
16:28 L<+Latewave> Nothing~
16:29 → @Xale (opped) joined
16:30 A<Anon-sama> And why are you calling me A-chan!
16:30 A<Anon-sama> Call me A-sama, or Mistress, you mutt!
16:31 L<+Latewave> Heh
16:31 B— @BaileyMatutine pats A-chibi
16:31 W— +WingedOne headpets Tsunder A-sama
16:32 B<@BaileyMatutine> No, wait, I've got it!
16:32 V<+Vyor_Laptop> hey xale
16:33 L— +Latewave rubs A-chan's back
16:33 B<@BaileyMatutine> Latewave, she is a cute little Nonny-Mouse!
16:33 B— @BaileyMatutine snuggles Nonny-mouse
16:34 W— +WingedOne is worried that the kitty is calling someone that.
16:34 V<+Vyor_Laptop> getting on PC.
16:34 B— @BaileyMatutine scritches Anon-sama behind her cute little mouse ears.
16:34 ⇐ +Vyor_Laptop quit (~Vyor@cpe-70-123-184-32.stx.res.rr.com) Quit: Goodbye
16:35 B<@BaileyMatutine> 16:34 — WingedOne is worried that the kitty is calling someone that.
16:35 B<@BaileyMatutine> There's no need to worry, Hotwings!
16:35 → asdx11 and +Vyor (voiced) joined
16:36 B— @BaileyMatutine licks Anon-sama
16:37 B— @BaileyMatutine purrs
16:37 ⇐ Anon-sama quit (~Anonsama@148.239.126.230) Ping timeout: 240 seconds
16:37 L<+Latewave> you killed it
16:37 V<+Vyor> D:
16:37 B<@BaileyMatutine> D:
16:37 B<@BaileyMatutine> She had a heart attack!
16:41 W<+WingedOne> From fear!
16:41 W<+WingedOne> Of you!
16:41 B<@BaileyMatutine> Noooo!
16:42 B<@BaileyMatutine> I am not scary!
16:42 B<@BaileyMatutine> I am a fluff!
16:42 W<+WingedOne> You are to mice
16:42 B— @BaileyMatutine rolls on the floor showing off fluffy tummy.
16:42 L<+Latewave> You even ate the body
16:42 B<@BaileyMatutine> Lies!
16:42 B<@BaileyMatutine> She's right there!
16:43 B— @BaileyMatutine points where she has disappeared from while nobody was looking.
16:43 B<@BaileyMatutine> D:
16:45 → Anon-sama joined ⇐ +Olivedoggy quit
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ALIVE!
 
<LaughingProphet> Or it won't and you'll spend the quality points on other possible features. Many options.
<Vyor> EVEN MORE DEFENCE!
<Vyor> BECOME WALKING TANK!
<Vyor> EXPLORE THE WORLD!
<Vyor> VERY SLOWLY!
<LaughingProphet> VERY CAREFULLY!
<Vyor> BREAK WOODEN BRIDGES!
<LaughingProphet> BREAK ROPE BRIDGES!
<LaughingProphet> BREAK SOME STONE BRIDGES! DAMN YOU WORKING UNION BUDGET CUTS!
<Vyor> xD
<Vyor> I am now imagining a person held up by a 4 wheeled metal contraption
<Vyor> Needing to be pushed into battles(or down hills)
<LaughingProphet> "ONWARD SQUIRE" "sir i don't think this is a good idea" "NONSENSE I'M INVINCIBLE"
<LaughingProphet> "UNLESS I GET TURNED OVER ONTO MY BACK. I UNDERSTAND A TURTLE'S WEAK POINT NOW THOUGH, THEY'LL NOT STOP ME AGAIN."
<Vyor> xD
* Vyor can't stop laughing
<Vyor> Unable to really swing a sword
<LaughingProphet> Obviously the fellow who made this particular design would be voiced by BRIAN BLESSED. Or, perhaps, Monty Python's Black Knight.
<Vyor> Of course.
<LaughingProphet> The obvious solution is SPIKED ARMOR.
<Vyor> just has 2 spears and-
<Vyor> damn you ninja!
<Vyor> He needs a full team of horses to go up hills.
<LaughingProphet> >Eccentric Nobles
<Vyor> It would be horribly effective going down hills though!
<Vyor> Mostly because no one would know what the fuck it was until it hit them
<LaughingProphet> "I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK" "sir i still disagree" "NONSENSE. NOW TIP ME UPRIGHT AGAIN, I'LL HAVE A SECOND GO AT THE BLOWHARDS."
<Vyor> Meanwhile the actual soldiers are just staring at the man.
<Vyor> "Do you think he'll get killed at some point?" "No, the captain would have our head."
<Vyor> Mage: *Throws death bolt of doomy death*
<Vyor> Noble: *Is completely unaffected*
<Vyor> Mage: "What?"
<Vyor> N: "I'M INVINCIBLE! YOUR PUNY MAGIC CAN"T AFFECT ME!"
<LaughingProphet> "WHAT? A POTHOLE? IN MY BATTLEFIELD? CURSES!"
<LaughingProphet> "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, VILLAIN" "sir we seriously need to talk about this" "BAH, IT WORKED ONCE BEFORE IT SHALL WORK A SECOND TIME!"
<Vyor> xD
<Vyor> Then someone has the "bright" idea to attach a motor to it.
<Vyor> Still can't steer
<LaughingProphet> And then in fifteen years he's designed Dieselpunk Power Armor or some shit.
<LaughingProphet> "YOU THOUGHT YOURSELF SAFE? I HAVE EVOLVED PAST THE EXTERNAL MOBILITY FRAME, VILLAIN." "Oh god not you again" "YEEEEEEEEEEES, ME AGAIN"
<LaughingProphet> Now I'm having a hard time _not_ picturing Reinhardt from Overwatch.
<LaughingProphet> "I REMEMBER THE POSTER. MY HAIR WAS _AMAZING_."
* Vyor doesn't into overwatch
<Vyor> Oh my god, he's Iron Man.
<LaughingProphet> 61 year old GERMAN ROCKET KNIGHT
<Vyor> the MK1 terrible shitty barely power armor suit
<Vyor> the mk2 improved model.
<LaughingProphet> Hah.
<Vyor> The mk3-6 are where he improves the others.
<Vyor> then the 7 is when he adds magic.
<Vyor> There is never an 8, because reboot
<Vyor> I never knew I needed this to be a thing in my life.
<Vyor> The adventures of Hammy "Genius" Nobel!
<LaughingProphet> Hah.
<Vyor> "HAHA! THE DREAD BEAST OF JUK!" "sir, that's an owl." "NONSENSE! IT"S CLEARLY A DREAD BEAST! LOOK AT IT'S CLAWS!"
<LaughingProphet> "EYES MADE FOR CLEAR SIGHT IN THE DARKNESS! CLEARLY AN AMBUSH PREDATOR, NO MATCH FOR MY CUNNING TACTICS!"
<LaughingProphet> "sir people may not consider 'applying a hammer' to be a cunning tactic."
<LaughingProphet> "BUT WHAT A HAMMER!"
<Vyor> "sir, stop trying to break the statue, you'll go ma- you'll go sane." "NONSENSE! THIS SHRINE MUST BE DESTROYED!"
<Vyor> "sir, punching it will only hurt your hand."
<Vyor> "LIES! I SHALL PUNCH IT TO THE PIT!"
<LaughingProphet> "SOME SORT OF DEVIOUS REINFORCEMENT MECHANISM." "sir it's nailed to the table" "THERE MUST BE SOME MANNER OF LEVER OR CONFOUNDING DEVICE TO ENABLE ITS MOVEMENT" "i hate to say it but have you tried the hammer this time or no" "PERHAPS BEHIND THIS ARRAY OF TAPESTRIES!" "sir please"
<Vyor> "sir. sir please stop. for the love of all that the heavens watch over, stop." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?" "sir, that is a portal made out of fire. green, evil, fire." "YES!" "don't walk through it." "BUT WHY?" "... it will break your armor." "IT COULDN'T!" "it can and will, how about something more befitting your station? like a dragon?" "BRILLIANT SQUIRE!"
<LaughingProphet> "it'll break your armor" "NONSENSE" "but what if it disrupts the metallic sheen" "YOU SPEAK WISDOM. THIS IS WHY I HAVE HIRED YOUR SERVICES" "sir you never listen to me most of the time" "EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, TARRY ON!" "sir"
<Vyor> "The greatest weapon we have..." "Is wielded by an utter psychopath." "I CARE NOT FOR YOUR LABELS! FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I HAVE THINGS ARMOR RELATED TO DO!" "i am so sorry sirs."
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VERY SERIOUS MECHANICS DISCUSSIONS FOLKS!
 
Asdx has one warning.

I feel no need to explain further.

Please take appeals up with Bii.
 
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