RWBY Bits: The Reunion 2
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RNJR ends up taking over all those side quests, usurping the rest of WBY's roles. Weiss is horrified when Jaune unlocks Whitley as a party member and, by proxy, the Winter route.
Raven and her tribe become a late game boss fight to unlock Ruby's final equipment tier and the last stage of personal side quests.
Menagerie becomes a new quest hub, after a relatively innocuous sidequest introduces Shere Khan.
Before that, they realize the obvious:
Yang: "GUYS! We missed a critical thing: A critical quest hub that Jaune unlocked early on!"
Weiss: "Stop speaking in nerd! What did he unlock?!"
Yang: "His hometown... IS WHERE HE, NORA AND REN GOT EXTRA TRAINING!"
Blake: "What?! They trained during the timeskip?! OF COURSE!"
Weiss: "Timeskip? What are you talking about-?"
Yang: "So we're gonna get Jaune in here to share what happened!"
Yang later drags Jaune into the room.
Jaune: "Uh, oh, hey girls! I don't know what's going on with Ruby but you're still part of the team! We need everyone!"
Weiss: "You-You mean that Jaune?"
Jaune: "Totally! Though... She's right, you guys do need work."
Yang: "We do, VB! Which is why we came to you! So... How did you train during the timeskip?"
Weiss: "Again, what is a timeskip-?"
Jaune: "Oh, well, my mom and dad trained me, Nora and Ren in Radian. We did some sidequests and worked hard!"
Yang: "Wait, really? But what about Saphron saying your parents didn't care-?"
Jaune: "Eh? Come on, that's silly! What parents would say they didn't care if their only son lived or died? That's like something a hack writer for an anime-esque show that lost its actual creator would come up with!"
Something breaks. They all look at Blake, who is standing next to a table. A broken vase is in pieces on the floor.
Blake: "Sorry. I had to do it."
Jaune: "But uh... Yeah. I mean, what were you guys doing during that the six months?"
Weiss: "Um... Well, I was kind of trapped in my mansion with no supervision except my loyal butler?"
Yang: "Recovering from losing my arm."
Blake: "Brooding in my mansion in Menagerie."
Weiss: "You bitch."
Blake: "I said I was sorry!"
Jaune: "So uh, yeah. That's how me, Ren and Nora were able to get stronger. You want to try?"
Weiss: "I mean... We did kind of want to go on to Atlas-" Yang grabs her "Urk!"
Yang: "The Atlas Arc can wait! WE NEED TO BACKTRACK! Jaune! WE'RE HITTING YOUR HOMETOWN!"
Jaune: "Wait, why me-?!"
Yang: "Because your broken Semblance will let us level up faster! COME ON! WE'RE SPEEDRUNNING THIS BITCH!"
Meanwhile, in Atlas...
Cinder: "... So... We do have an evil plot with an election... Shouldn't we get on with that?"
Salem: shrugs "Eh... I'm in no hurry. Watts? Find a way to delay the election. Maybe stir up some kind of subplot with some new villains. We've gotta have SOMETHING going on!"
Watts: "Why do you keep speaking like this is some kind of show?"
Salem: "If it is a show, it's a boring one! Get Doctor Merlot to make some evil monsters or something!"
Watts: sigh "Yes Mistress..."