Jaune SI BS Interlude: Phrasing!
AndrewJTalon
Experienced.
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2015
- Messages
- 3,621
- Likes received
- 111,592
Jaune and his friends sans Blake were studying in the library.
Weiss: "And that is why you need to mix Dust in this exact ratio, Got it now, Jaune?"
Jaune: "Ohhh... Geez! It's really simple now that you showed me this!"
Weiss: "Haa... Finally!"
Pyrrha: "Don't be so cruel, Weiss. Jaune has worked very hard, and your explanations were, um... A little complicated."
Nora: "Until I brought out my crayons!"
Jaune: "Yeah, the crayons helped out a lot. Thanks Nora!"
Nora: "HEE!"
Weiss: "I..." sighs "Yes, they were a big help."
Ruby: snoring
Weiss: "RUBY!"
Ruby: "ACK! What?! What?! I was taking notes!"
Yang: chuckles "Little much for you, Rubes?"
Ruby: "No! I was just up all night working on a new upgrade for Crescent Rose and I'm tired for totally different reasons!"
Yang: "Rubes... I told you to get more sleep!"
Ruby: "I'm sorry! I was really into it and I lost track of time! JAUNE! Back me up!"
Jaune: "You should listen to your big sis, Ruby. Leaders do need their sleep."
Nora: "Yeah! Listen to Dad!"
Jaune: "Nora, for the last time, stop calling me that."
Nora: "What?! Is it because Pyrrha and Yang want to call you 'Daddy'?"
Pyrrha, Ruby, Weiss and Yang blush.
Jaune: "... Partially."
Ren: nods "Mm. The intricacies of language."
Jaune: "Totally."
Blake rushes in, wearing a happy smile.
Blake: "Jaune!"
Jaune: "Blake? You okay? Something wrong?"
Weiss: "Wha... You're smiling. Why are you doing that?"
Blake hugs Jaune.
Blake: "The test came back positive! Our family will have a new member!"
Dead silence ensues. Jaune chokes.
Jaune: "WHAT?!"
Yang: enraged, eyes burning red, hair burning "WHAT."
Pyrrha: terrifying smile as everything metal around them creaks ominously "What."
Weiss: "WHAT?!"
Ruby: "WHAAAAAAAAT?!"
Nora: "WHO?! WHY?! HOW?! WHEN?!"
Ren: drops his pencil in shock
Blake: "My mother is pregnant!"
Jaune: "Again, WHAT?!"
Blake: "Your mom helped heal her, and my dad just told me she's going to have a baby! I'm going to be a big sister!"
Jaune: immensely relieved, he laughs and hugs her back "Oh! Th-That's wonderful, Blake!"
Everyone else calms down and congratulates Blake.
Blake: "My mother was poisoned, probably by Sienna Khan's agents. It made her... Well... She couldn't have any more children after. But thanks to us meeting, your mother was able to do some surgery and therapy and bam! Again, thank you Jaune! If it wasn't for you, none of this would be possible!"
Jaune: "Again, that's great, Blake! And uh, I didn't do much-"
Blake: "Jaune. If it wasn't for you, I would have run off and... And just done something stupid. Now? I'm actually connecting with my parents, and we're friends, and... And... I'm going to be a big sister!" hugs him "Mmm... Thank you!"
Jaune: "You're welcome... Really."
Weiss: "Did you have to announce the news like that, Blake? Really?"
Blake: "I don't know what you mean~. Why wouldn't Jaune be happy to hear me say a test was positive~? And that our family was going to get bigger~?"
Jaune: bonks her "No. Bad Blake. None of that."
Blake: "Owww...! You shouldn't be so violent..." Sexy smirk "Unless we set up a safe word, first."
Jaune: blushes bright red, chokes
Jaune's Brain: Holy crap! She's turned into a total troll! A sexy, sexy catgirl troll! Holy crap!
Yang: "NOPE!" She grabs Blake by the scuff of her neck and her skirt and tosses her out the window "Scat, cat!"
Blake: "That's racist!"
Yang: "So is the sexy Faunus trying to steal a human girl's boyfriend!"
Blake: "Only if it's NTR, not harem genre!"
Ruby: "It's still NTR if you don't convince the girlfriend to share!"
Yang: "Wha-HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE WORDS, RUBY?!"
Ruby: "Blake."
Yang: "BLAAAAAAAKE!"
Weiss: "YOU'RE PERVERTS! ALL OF YOU!"
Pyrrha pats Jaune on the shoulder as violence ensues.
Pyrrha: "You all right, Jaune?"
Jaune: "I'll... Recover... Somehow..."
Ren: deadpan "The mysteries of language, indeed."
Weiss: "And that is why you need to mix Dust in this exact ratio, Got it now, Jaune?"
Jaune: "Ohhh... Geez! It's really simple now that you showed me this!"
Weiss: "Haa... Finally!"
Pyrrha: "Don't be so cruel, Weiss. Jaune has worked very hard, and your explanations were, um... A little complicated."
Nora: "Until I brought out my crayons!"
Jaune: "Yeah, the crayons helped out a lot. Thanks Nora!"
Nora: "HEE!"
Weiss: "I..." sighs "Yes, they were a big help."
Ruby: snoring
Weiss: "RUBY!"
Ruby: "ACK! What?! What?! I was taking notes!"
Yang: chuckles "Little much for you, Rubes?"
Ruby: "No! I was just up all night working on a new upgrade for Crescent Rose and I'm tired for totally different reasons!"
Yang: "Rubes... I told you to get more sleep!"
Ruby: "I'm sorry! I was really into it and I lost track of time! JAUNE! Back me up!"
Jaune: "You should listen to your big sis, Ruby. Leaders do need their sleep."
Nora: "Yeah! Listen to Dad!"
Jaune: "Nora, for the last time, stop calling me that."
Nora: "What?! Is it because Pyrrha and Yang want to call you 'Daddy'?"
Pyrrha, Ruby, Weiss and Yang blush.
Jaune: "... Partially."
Ren: nods "Mm. The intricacies of language."
Jaune: "Totally."
Blake rushes in, wearing a happy smile.
Blake: "Jaune!"
Jaune: "Blake? You okay? Something wrong?"
Weiss: "Wha... You're smiling. Why are you doing that?"
Blake hugs Jaune.
Blake: "The test came back positive! Our family will have a new member!"
Dead silence ensues. Jaune chokes.
Jaune: "WHAT?!"
Yang: enraged, eyes burning red, hair burning "WHAT."
Pyrrha: terrifying smile as everything metal around them creaks ominously "What."
Weiss: "WHAT?!"
Ruby: "WHAAAAAAAAT?!"
Nora: "WHO?! WHY?! HOW?! WHEN?!"
Ren: drops his pencil in shock
Blake: "My mother is pregnant!"
Jaune: "Again, WHAT?!"
Blake: "Your mom helped heal her, and my dad just told me she's going to have a baby! I'm going to be a big sister!"
Jaune: immensely relieved, he laughs and hugs her back "Oh! Th-That's wonderful, Blake!"
Everyone else calms down and congratulates Blake.
Blake: "My mother was poisoned, probably by Sienna Khan's agents. It made her... Well... She couldn't have any more children after. But thanks to us meeting, your mother was able to do some surgery and therapy and bam! Again, thank you Jaune! If it wasn't for you, none of this would be possible!"
Jaune: "Again, that's great, Blake! And uh, I didn't do much-"
Blake: "Jaune. If it wasn't for you, I would have run off and... And just done something stupid. Now? I'm actually connecting with my parents, and we're friends, and... And... I'm going to be a big sister!" hugs him "Mmm... Thank you!"
Jaune: "You're welcome... Really."
Weiss: "Did you have to announce the news like that, Blake? Really?"
Blake: "I don't know what you mean~. Why wouldn't Jaune be happy to hear me say a test was positive~? And that our family was going to get bigger~?"
Jaune: bonks her "No. Bad Blake. None of that."
Blake: "Owww...! You shouldn't be so violent..." Sexy smirk "Unless we set up a safe word, first."
Jaune: blushes bright red, chokes
Jaune's Brain: Holy crap! She's turned into a total troll! A sexy, sexy catgirl troll! Holy crap!
Yang: "NOPE!" She grabs Blake by the scuff of her neck and her skirt and tosses her out the window "Scat, cat!"
Blake: "That's racist!"
Yang: "So is the sexy Faunus trying to steal a human girl's boyfriend!"
Blake: "Only if it's NTR, not harem genre!"
Ruby: "It's still NTR if you don't convince the girlfriend to share!"
Yang: "Wha-HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE WORDS, RUBY?!"
Ruby: "Blake."
Yang: "BLAAAAAAAKE!"
Weiss: "YOU'RE PERVERTS! ALL OF YOU!"
Pyrrha pats Jaune on the shoulder as violence ensues.
Pyrrha: "You all right, Jaune?"
Jaune: "I'll... Recover... Somehow..."
Ren: deadpan "The mysteries of language, indeed."