[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[MetalHead]

-Yang has to do community service, and Jaune is assigned as her minder. They bond as they work at an orphanage he volunteers at.

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Given how Yang reacts to little children, Jaune will probably have to drag her out of the orphanage, before she tires to adopt all of them like she's related to Bruce Wayne.

-Ruby unlocks the ability to see through clothing with her Silver Eyes. Hoo boy.

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Shifting between silly and serious. Especially if Jaune is the "Raggedy Knight". On one hand a lot of funny comments about people's choice in underwear (Yang wears strawberry print panties) and commenting on various scars.

-Ruby's Crescent Rose is lost in a training mission gone wrong. She's absolutely miserable and blames herself. Jaune and Pyrrha go out to find it for her!

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For those who like Jaune/Ruby/Pyrrha threesome - may be a good tale of bonding. The simple retrieval turns into camping trip where characters share their skills to survive and bond over. Ruby used to go camping with Tai, for example (he insisted teaching both her and Yang how to do so after the whole "lots in woods" debacle); Jaune knowns how to cook on a trip and Pyrrha ends up teaching Ruby how to fight without her signature weapon.
And since Pyrrha already training Jaune, Ruby might join their sessions at Beacon too. With results as lewd as you want to write them.

 

[SharkCultist]

-Team SSSN work with the police department of Vale, and are soon up to their elbows in cop show cliches!

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Due to their previous issues (the club, the docks, being a terrorist) RWBY have to do a scared straight program and spend 1 months in a jail up in the mountains (can't have something that negative in the middle of society).

Welcome to the Stone Ocean penitentiary girls.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Lately, a rather preachy theme pops up in his fics. The Arc Corp is biggest offender: there's a 4-time recycling of the same type of character. And the same preaching about "nice guys" popped up in Old Crow.

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Couer has a late of great works man, and I even sympathise with his condition(seriously his author notes are 80% of the time filled with some problem in his life)

But more often than not, he comes as an old cranky man, who is just done with youngsters.

The crazy thing is, I absolutely loved how he handled complex socio-political topics in Raise but lately it seems he is just diluting everything and going with tropes rather than that Coeur-brand of intelligent analysis.

It's even more prevalent in his Wise as an Old Qrow fic where he has pretty much treated a secret service in the most clichéd and movie esque way.

Honestly it is better for his mental and physical health that he take a break from writing to get some fresh perspective and new things to write about.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

It was supposed to be a joke. It was just a bit of humor on his part. There was an empty seat on the Vale council and as a bit of fun he had put his name in. Then the scandal had erupted leaving him the only 'valid' candidate on the ticket for that seat. Now...Now he was a councilman. What was he going to do? What would Shiro do? Right laugh his ass off and say something to the effect better thee than me. Arturia? No she and Auntie Nero would be the worse. At least things were quiet now.

"Jaune!"

He froze at the voice. Turning he saw a smiling Cardin and Velvet walking over to him. Cardin stuck his hand out and Jaune quickly shook it. "Allow me to be the first to congratulate you Councilman. I didn't think you had it in you."

A flash of light and Velvet held her camera up. "The papers are going to love this."

'FUCK' It took all Jaune's willpower to keep the smile on his face.

- - - -

Headmaster Ozpin met with Jaune. The older man wore a wry smile as he walked into Jaune's new office.

"Congratulations, Mister Arc," he greeted him, "Or rather, Councilman Arc. I knew you would achieve great things, but even I never suspected how far you would go."

Jaune groaned.

"Headmaster, can't we rule this invalid or-or something? This isn't what I want to do with my life!"

Ozpin slowly shook his head.

"I'm afraid I cannot," he said, "There are laws to prevent the early suspension of your term in special elections, as they were written for emergency situations. Short of scandal, serious illness, injury, or death? You're stuck for two years."

Jaune moaned. Ozpin chuckled.

"Still, have no fear. You can continue your education on the side. Indeed, this may be a boon. Budget cuts have made non-combat focused classes a rarity at Beacon. In the old days, Hunter Commanders had to be able administrators as well as fighters. Your example might help Beacon out."

Jaune gave Ozpin a deadpan expression.

"You want a budget increase, don't you?"

Ozpin smiled and shrugged.

"It would be nice."

Jaune sighed.

"I'll have to do a proper audit of the Academy's finances first."

Ozpin raised an eyebrow.

"Is our current auditing not up to snuff?"

"You tell me," Jaune deadpanned, "Why is there money for training robots and payments to keep RWBY out of jail for their vigilante work, but no coffee in the cafeteria?"

Ozpin was silent. He sipped his mug.

"Touche, Councilman," Ozpin stated. "I did bring you a surprise though: Your security detail. It will be a rotating assignment of several Hunters-in-Training with a licensed Hunter."

Jaune smiled.

"Oh? Anyone I know-?"

"JAUNE!" Ruby cried, bursting into the room and tackling Jaune in a hug, "YOU OKAY?!"

"GAH!" Jaune cried out, slammed out of his chair.

Weiss, Blake and Yang entered, followed by Pyrrha, Ren and Nora. Nora grinned and held up her hammer.

"We thought you'd been taken by the government! So we were gonna overthrow it!" She pouted. "Until Pyrrha and Weiss made me leave my Fire Dust grenades!"

"He wasn't taken by the government! At least, in that way," Weiss scoffed, as Jaune got back up with Ruby still hugging him. Yang grinned and leaned over the table.

"Good on you, VB. You gonna need a hot secretary? I know a gal who could apply~."

Jaune blushed bright red.

"Yang!" Ruby growled, "Don't be all weird!"

"It's called puberty, Rubes, you'll hit it eventually," Yang said with a wink, as Jaune coughed. Weiss groaned.

"Don't be so crass, Yang! He has a very serious job to perform and there are people out there who will try to kill him!" She smiled genially at Jaune. "I would be happy to assist you in your new work, Jaune."

"Why are you suddenly being nice to him?" Pyrrha asked flatly. Weiss flushed.

"W-Well... Um... He's proven that he's got a great deal of potential?"

Blake scoffed.

"You're so transparent! Typical Schnee ambition and deception." She then slid into Jaune's lap, shoving Ruby out of it.

"HEY!" Ruby cried. Jaune blinked.

"Uh... Blake? What are you doing?"

"I have a lengthy proposal for legislation regarding Faunus rights, and it would be easier for both of us to read it this way," Blake said innocently. Ruby scowled, as did Weiss, Yang, Nora, and Pyrrha.

"While sitting in his lap? How typically Menagerian of you," Weiss sneered.

Arguments broke out. Jaune looked to Ozpin in desperation.

"Headmaster?!"

Ozpin sipped his mug, and shrugged.

"I'm sure you'll work it all out."

 

[MetalHead]

"Uh... Blake? What are you doing?"

"I have a lengthy proposal for legislation regarding Faunus rights, and it would be easier for both of us to read it this way," Blake said innocently. Ruby scowled, as did Weiss, Yang, Nora, and Pyrrha.

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Shows she's daughter of a government official too - she managed to write down that legislation in the short time since Jaune's election. Someone really should point that out.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

I saw an actual fic with a similar idea once. If was hilarious. And I just love how Nora was absolutely willing to help overthrow a government. And kek is Ozpin hording the coffee?

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

"He wasn't taken by the government! At least, in that way," Weiss scoffed, as Jaune got back up with Ruby still hugging him. Yang grinned and leaned over the table.

"Good on you, VB. You gonna need a hot secretary? I know a gal who could apply~."

Jaune blushed bright red.

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Jaune ".....wait a minute. You just want me to erase all your traffic tickets, don't you?!?"

Yang - "I have only have a few...."

Ruby - "Yang."

Yang - "....dozen."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune ".....wait a minute. You just want me to erase all your traffic tickets, don't you?!?"

Yang - "I have only have a few...."

Ruby - "Yang."

Yang - "....dozen."

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Jaune: "Yang, I can't just erase my friend's juvenile records! It would be unethical! And I'm already under enough pressure as it is!"

Yang: nods "I understand." She begins to undo her top

Jaune: "Wha-Yang?! What are you doing?!"

Weiss: "YANG!"

Yang: "What? It's a fair and equal exchange!" pulls off her jacket "Quid pro quo, right? Besides, you're stressed. And single. And hunky."

Jaune: "It's-It's still unethical!"

Weiss: "And immoral!"

Ruby: "And-And rude!"

Pyrrha: "Seriously!"

Yang: smirk "Oh~? How would it not be then?"

Jaune: "If you were my-my girlfriend... No, it would still be unethical!"

Yang: "Well~... How about I do some community service to get the record erased~?"

Jaune: "I mean... I think you can do that legally? And you could consider this your community service?"

Yang: beams, hugs him "Works for me! Let me start riiiight on that!"

Jaune: "Uh... How?"

Yang smiles... Takes Jaune's hand... And places it on her chest.

Jaune: "Wha-?!"

Ruby, Pyrrha, Weiss: "YANG?!"

Yang: "What? Touching Boobs lower everyone's blood pressure!"

Jaune: "NOT MINE!"

 

[Balorak146]

Yang: "What? Touching Boobs lower everyone's blood pressure!"

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Where's that comic of V4!Yang asking if a drunk Jaune wants to touch her boobs because touching boobs makes everybody feel better?

 

[NooneImportant]

I saw an actual fic with a similar idea once. If was hilarious. And I just love how Nora was absolutely willing to help overthrow a government. And kek is Ozpin hording the coffee?

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I think it was by Aravas on Tumblr/Ao3.

Note: NSFW

 

[SharkCultist]

Has anyone ever considered a fic where both Ozpin and Salem are bullshitting everyone?

Like the gods still made them immortal as a punishment but Salem doesn't actually have command over all the Grimm that started spawning. They just don't bother trying to kill her since they know she's immortal.

The ones we see her command are just ones she took a few hundred years to train like regular animals.

The gods did bring Ozma back with his reincarnation thing but didn't actually tell him to kill Salem.

They just told everyone else at the time why there was no magic and why they were leaving. They figured having the entire world hating you was a good punishment+ with only each other as consistent company for eternity they'd eventually get sick of each other.

So Salem and Ozpins big plan was to distract everyone from hating them they cooked up the evil queen and cursed hero idea. And every few hundred years they take a brief vacation with each other.

Whenever someone (like summer) finds out their secret they drug them and move them into the retirement home in Salems basement where they stay. Drugged up to the gills to the point they think they're in their 80's and live somewhere called Florida waiting for non-existent grandkids to call.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Whenever someone (like summer) finds out their secret they drug them and move them into the retirement home in Salems basement where they stay. Drugged up to the gills to the point they think they're in their 80's and live somewhere called Florida waiting for non-existent grandkids to call.

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Until in typical RWBY fashion it gets blown wide open cause canon Jaune learns all this from the Blacksmith and is on a warpath.