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[dragon_cloud16]

Urrrggghhh... I just realized I didn't have a red color named Arc sister for the rainbow theme. And I have two orange themed ones. So from now on, I'm gonna retcon Coral as Carmine. That means red. Lilac and Orchid represent purple and indigo. Verdy is green. Saphron is yellowish. Aqua is blue, Tangy is orange. Jaune is the odd one out with a yellow theme.

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And we have the half-sister Burnice as White!

Yes she is canon to me and I love the idea of Jaune having a half-sister pyromaniac bartender that when she shows up to Beacon can literally out drink Qrow and make him pay for the entire bar while he is passed out. Especially if it can lead to Weiss having a bit of a mental breakdown at seeing what life with a good, happy and supporting family could have been like.

All before getting the clue that Jaune would provide that same thing and decides to throw her hat in much to Pyrrha's, Yang's, and Ruby's annoyance. But not Burnice who would love the idea of Weiss and Jaune marrying just to spite Jacques. Especially after a incident involving him doing something stupid while she had her flamethrower on hand.

Mainly that he opened his mouth.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune: "Yang? You are literally the most normal and least fucked up of all the girls here. Please be my girlfriend."

Yang: "Eh?! I'm the least fucked up?! I have abandonment issues and mom issues and dad issues and I'm reckless-!"

Jaune: "Yes, and you're still the least fucked up person here!"

Yang: "What about Ruby?!"

Jaune: Points to Ruby tucking Crescent Rose into a little bed

Ruby: "... What?"

Yang: "Okay... And yeah, Blake is Blake... Why'd you drop Weiss?"

Weiss: "It's not like I like you or anything, idiot!"

Jaune: "Yeah the tsundere act got really old fast."

Yang: "Are you sure she's tsundere and doesn't just hate you?"

Weiss: "IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT THIS WHIP AND BONDAGE GEAR BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!"

Yang: "Okay, point taken... So what's Pyrrha into?"

Jaune's haunted expression says more than enough.

Jaune: "You don't want to know.. Please date me?"

Yang: sighs "... Answer me this. Is it because I'm not as fucked up, or because I'm a hot, fun loving blonde with big boobs?"

Jaune: "It's both!"

Yang: "All right then, let's go. You're paying."

 

[SharkCultist]

So I just had a fucked up idea.

Did you know that sometimes with twins one baby will absorb the other one inside the womb?

So here's another question for you.

What if Neo wasn't really a imaginary friend?

 

[dragon_cloud16]

This is giving me a idea for a new prompt. I am totally blaming the spider wearing a sombrero for it as well.

Each of the girls pretty much develop a crush/fall in love/whatever with Jaune. And since none of them have any decent skills at getting a guy's attention, including Blake who got a psychopath obsessed with her, they all secretly try to get something to help them. Books, videos on their scrolls, web forums, and so on. With all of them being more like jokes, badly written attempts at porn that was considered to be a guide to getting a guy, or actual porn.

Except for Yang who accidently ends up getting self help books to help her deal with her issues in a much more better fashion.

This leads to Jaune having to deal with the other girls who are trying way to hard and in ways that are freaking him the fuck out. While Yang is getting better personally and is more naturally getting with Jaune. From just having moments where they are talking with each other, agreeing that the rest of Team RWBY and Pyrrha might need help to more naturally falling in love with each other.

Yang finds herself becoming more relaxed, a better tempered fighter, and honestly looking forward to more time with Jaune. And as time passes, its getting more and more obvious that Jaune and Yang are honestly becoming a couple. With even Taiyang, who has met Jaune after a while, fully admits that Jaune is good for his daughter and takes up the same books as Yang.

It somehow ends up with him seducing both Glynda Goodwitch and Winter Schnee.

So I just had a fucked up idea.

Did you know that sometimes with twins one baby will absorb the other one inside the womb?

So here's another question for you.

What if Neo wasn't really a imaginary friend?

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Now that would be interesting as a fic. Fucked up but still interesting.

 

[Unknown_One]

Jaune netting Yang through Yang actually taking steps to be better and then getting Glynda and Winter?

Talk about some Icy Blonde Bombshells

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Jaune netting Yang through Yang actually taking steps to be better and then getting Glynda and Winter?

Talk about some Icy Blonde Bombshells

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I was thinking more like Taiyang getting Winter or Willow Schnee and Glynda due to age. But Yang and Winter at the same time? That might be fun. Especially if she see's how Weiss is going on trying to get Jaune and decides to help her sister out.

Of course, that leads to her trying to be more..normal and falling for Jaune as well.

 

[SharkCultist]

Fun but dumb idea here.

Tai comes to beacon, mostly to visit his daughters partially to side eye all their male classmates.

And him meeting Jaune has a unintended effect.

Himbo + himbo + passive aura amp = contagious himbo aura

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I was thinking more like Taiyang getting Winter or Willow Schnee and Glynda due to age. But Yang and Winter at the same time? That might be fun. Especially if she see's how Weiss is going on trying to get Jaune and decides to help her sister out.

Of course, that leads to her trying to be more..normal and falling for Jaune as well.

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Honestly I think the story works just fine with just Yang. Doesn't always have to become a harem.

But honestly, Yang getting better and getting closer to Jaune might lead to the other girls trying to get better in the same way... And thus a RWBYP harem. Which might also be fun.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Honestly I think the story works just fine with just Yang. Doesn't always have to become a harem.

But honestly, Yang getting better and getting closer to Jaune might lead to the other girls trying to get better in the same way... And thus a RWBYP harem. Which might also be fun.

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That could work to. Although I think it would be best done in a certain order. Like Weiss or Party's first going to Yang for help for example. Followed by Ruby herself and then down the line ending with Blake.

And by ending with Blake I mean by force.

 

[Grrrrrrr]

Urrrggghhh... I just realized I didn't have a red color named Arc sister for the rainbow theme. And I have two orange themed ones. So from now on, I'm gonna retcon Coral as Carmine. That means red. Lilac and Orchid represent purple and indigo. Verdy is green. Saphron is yellowish. Aqua is blue, Tangy is orange. Jaune is the odd one out with a yellow theme.

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Wait it was supposed to be rainbow?

 

[Unknown_One]

Wait it was supposed to be rainbow?

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That's how we've been establishing it. Canon has said jack nada on names of the siblings aside from Saphron and the picture in the show has everyone in a different color of the rainbow, IIRC.

Spoiler: Arc Family

 

[Unknown_One]

Speaking of ships:

Spoiler: Rating Ships

- YouTube

Profitez des vidéos et de la musique que vous aimez, mettez en ligne des contenus originaux, et partagez-les avec vos amis, vos proches et le monde entier.

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[Balorak146]

Speaking of ships:

Spoiler: Rating Ships

- YouTube

Profitez des vidéos et de la musique que vous aimez, mettez en ligne des contenus originaux, et partagez-les avec vos amis, vos proches et le monde entier.

youtu.be

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I'm disappointed by the lack of Freezerburn.

 

[Unknown_One]

I'm disappointed by the lack of Freezerburn.

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I mean, I'm disappointed at a lack of a number of ships missing.

Freezerburn, Winter's Knight, Silent Knight, Knight Life, Blonde Bombshells OT3, the list is endless.

 

[Gur40]

Speaking of Ships
I have 2 fun ships

Spoiler: Little Prince

The Little Prince and Cinderella!

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Dark Hair x [Platinum]Blonde Agenda continues

If Oscar both Steals Cinders girl and stops her while RWBY deals with Salem and Jaune and Qrow kill the crown and Tyrian i will love that ending, the Ozpin rematch no one expected

Also can i talk about the irony that it wasn't until V7 that Ruby even Cared about Cinder?

Spoiler: Facts

no care for the Women with flames or the infiltrator just assume they were Roman Minion and i find that hilarious


and Conrinuting the ZZZ joke i think it's been said in English Evelyn Chevalier shares a Voice with Winter while in Japan it's Weiss

Spoiler: pics

What do you think Eveyln and Winter would discuss?

Before Katy was Jaune a Gundam guy?

Spoiler: Facts

If so Ruby is going to love them

Radian family photo

Spoiler: Does Papa Shirou look like Muramusa or Archer?

you think Shirou wears fujin cloth during fall and winter?

So what do you think of the theory that Salem cracks are wounds from Summer

Spoiler: 2 nickels

because i WISH they gave Salem Silver Eyes PTSD

Fixing Atlas

Spoiler: Failed Sentai

All Watts wanted was 5 giant robots that became one


So Raven was a Summer Simp and Tai the team Bike

Spoiler: Simp Raven

who wore this shirt the most?

Spoiler: Ruby A. Rose

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

Some ideas.

- Always the quiet ones.

May is being picked on by team NDGO until Jaune comes in and stands up for her followed by inviting he to join him and his team for lunch. Cue May constantly hanging out with them.

Flash forward a couple of weeks and May approaches Jaune asking for help. Turns out Nolan suffered an injury and is unable to join them on their mission, leaving them a team member short. Jaune offers to join them.

The rest of team JNPR is eating lunch with RWBY and SSSN.

Ruby: "Hey where's Jaune?"

Nora: "oh he's on a mission with May's team"

Sun: spitting out his drink "wait May as in May Zedong?"

Pyrrha: "yeah why?"

Sun: "You let Jaune go on a mission with the Vacuoan Viper?"

Sun proceeds to tell them how the shy wallflower routine is all a lie and everyone at Shade fears May. This is backed up when they see Nolan uninjured and discover NDGO was blackmailed by May to bully her.

Yang: "Sun how do you know all of this?"

Sun: "Why do you think i transfered to Haven? I've seen her get mad and rip a grimms skull out and beat it to death with it."



- Jaune participates in a bachelor auction for charity. Initially he's convinced no one with bet on him something Pyrrha is secretly betting on so she can win. However when it gets revealed during the auction that he's a Swiss army knife out house husband skills. The competition gets heated as Velvet, Coco, winter, Glynda and others join in.


- (Non Salem AU) Winter and Harriet are sent months prior to the festival to go over things with Oz and Glynda. Unable to see Weiss before she leaves due to team RWBY being on an extra credit assignment with professor Peach, Harriet convinces Winter to go out drinking with her.

Meanwhile Jaune is convinced to go out with his team for a night out on the town. Cue both Jaune and Winter getting drunk and hooking up not know who each other are.

Winter wakes up the next morning before Jaune and leaves in order to make her flight. She decides to write this off as lapse of judgment and focus on her career.

Jaune meanwhile is bummed his first time was a drunken hookup and focus on studying and training something that surprises everyone including Weiss as he's no longer flirting with her.

Fast forward and Winter goes to the doctor after constantly feeling sick in the morning and discovers she's pregnant. Freaking out she ends up going to her mother for advice. This ends up being the wake up call Willow needed to stop drinking and the two begin the process of patching their relationship up.

Winter decides that she wants to keep the child and track down the father. However she only remembers he's blonde and lives in Vale. There's also the matter of not being deployed to vale for awhile and not wanting to inform Ironwood of the pregnancy yet. Willow gets the idea of attending the Vytal festival and requests Ironwood to assign her Harriet and Winter as guards.

Cue them arriving at beacon to inform Weiss and to seek her team's help in locating the father. This is easier than expected when winter gets introduced to team JNPR.

Potential plot points.
- Willow stepping up and potentially taking back control of the SDC.

- Ironwood being informed.

- Jaques finding out.

- white fang not passing up on the opportunity of 3 Schnees being in one city.

- Whitley and Winter patching things up

- Whitley tagging along to Vale and hanging out with Ruby.

- Jaune wanting to be in the child's life but that might mean moving to Atlas and leaving Beacon.

- Pyrrha drama

- Harriet and Oobleck side plot

- Jaune and Winter starting a relationship.


Lastly Qrow would try to start shit with Winter like in cannon only for Jaune to step in. Something that earns him brownie points.



- During a mission for Oz. Qrow somehow ends up getting arrested for being naked and drunk in a pigeon coop. This leads to a rumor spreading that he fucks birds. Cue a variety of people bringing it up. Ends with yang and Ruby pranking him by paying a bird faunus student to approach him calling him dad.

- lastly

 

[Gur40]

Found on the Death Battle Thread

Spoiler: Maka vs Ruby

Far-Profit-47 OP•18h ago
Better writers (self explanatory), better hax (silver eyes won't do jack), better upgrades (Crescent rose latest upgrade is being able to shoot without being a gun… wait no that was always there, she had 0 upgrades despite everyone else getting one), better friends (Ruby lost her last best friend when Penny died… again), better fans (Cannonseeker), better villains (Roman is the only villain that felt exclusively like Ruby's villain, Cinder feels more like a Jaune villain and Ruby has only interacted with Salem once and it was a video call… and Roman was better than both of them), a better shirt (I really don't like the white shirt, it looks weird with her pale white skin), a better company (we can hope Viz does better than Warner but that's a lowbar), better videogames (RWBY gameplay peaked at a china exclusive mobile game), better behind the scenes management (rooster teeth was a apparently very abusive company) and I could keep going but you get the idea