Babysitter Jaune: The Pool 2
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Teams JNPR and RWBY went to a cluster of poolside chairs to put down their stuff, relax, and coo over Baby Tom. That was mostly Weiss, Yang, Pyrrha, and Ruby, but Blake couldn't hide her own small smiles and blushes as the baby was coddled. He was a very happy baby, too, snuggling up to any of the girls with ease.
"So uh," Jaune winced, "I hate to do this, but I gotta use the bathroom. Can one of you-?"
"Of course Jaune!" Yang said cheerfully, hugging Tom close to her chest, "I got this! You just hurry back here Stud, okay?" She winked, and Jaune blushed.
Pyrrha seethed. Weiss scowled. Ruby pouted. Blake stared. Nora and Ren happily ate their snacks, with the shortstack orangette taking her place on Ren's lap.
"Thanks Yang," Jaune sighed with a smile, "I won't be long, promise."
The moment Jaune was out of earshot, Yang turned and shot a shit eating grin at the other young Huntresses-in-training.
"What was that, Yang?" Ruby demanded. "I want to babysit!"
"I've got more experience handling babies than any of you," Yang sniffed, "And I've got the best software for it, too." She smirked as Tom snuggled into her cleavage.
"Th-That doesn't-I want to cuddle Tom!" Weiss growled.
"You can cuddle Tom! I'll cuddle Jaune!"
All eyes went to Pyrrha. The redhead blushed.
"I said that out loud didn't I?" She mumbled.
Yang's smirk grew just a hair.
"Oho? Finally got some ovaries, P-Money?"
"I liked him before you started-started salivating over him like-like-!" Pyrrha sputtered.
"Lusty rabbit faunus in heat?" Blake suggested.
"Y-YES!" Pyrrha nodded rapidly.
"HEY!" All eyes turned to Velvet, who was sitting with Coco on some beach chairs in their own fetching swimwear, "That's racist!"
"Not from a Faunus," Blake sniffed, even as Velvet's scowl intensified.
"Well," Yang said smugly, "I think I might do more than salivate, hm? I mean, he cooks, he cleans, he's trim, and good with kids? He's definitely house husband material."
"HEY! He was my best friend first!" Ruby pouted. "I wanna-wanna try stuff with him!"
"Like hell you are!" Yang growled.
"You can't stop me!" Ruby hissed.
"Please," Weiss huffed, "He has a crush on me. Maybe I'll reciprocate. A little." She blushed. "A bit."
"Had a crush!" Ruby laughed. "He's done with you!"
"How will you ask him out," Pyrrha asked, an ominous light in her eyes, "if I break all your legs first?"
"GO PYRRHA GO!" Nora cheered.
"Please," Blake sniffed, "None of you have even the slightest idea of how to handle a romantic relationship."
"Oh, and you do?" Yang snorted.
"Yes I do... Virgin," Blake stated intently. Yang blushed and scowled.
"BLAKE!"
"So wait, all that bragging about boys you did-?" Ruby asked. Yang flushed brightly.
"I-I didn't actually go all the way! I-I had you to worry about!"
"Awww," Nora and Ruby cooed, before looking at each other. Ruby coughed.
"B-Be that as it may... I will not let you just-just take him for yourself!"
"So do the rest of us," Pyrrha growled, "But I'm going to win."
"H-He's not just some prize to be mounted on your wall!" Weiss scoffed.
"I wouldn't mind him doing some mounting-"
"YANG!" Weiss screeched.
"You don't know what you're doing," Blake sniffed, as Jaune walked back up. "Here, watch."
Jaune walked up with a guileless smile on his face.
"Hey! Sorry I took so long. How's Tom?"
"He's doing fine, Jaune," Blake said. She held up sunscreen. "I was wondering-Would you mind applying some sunscreen to my back? I have some hard to reach places."
Pyrrha fervently wished she could rip the iron from Blake's blood as Jaune flushed.
"Er, I mean, sure-?"
"And perhaps you would like to pin me down and put a baby in me as I resist, breaking my resistance down until I have nothing but thoughts of you and your manly ardor overwhelming my feminine flower?" Blake pressed, blushing a bit.
Silence descended upon the group for exactly thirty seconds. Ruby kept count. Jaune then broke down laughing hysterically, holding his stomach.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAAHAHAHAHA! W-Wow Blake! You're a riot!" He grinned at her. "Great way to break the tension!"
"Yes... That's... That's exactly what I meant to do," Blake managed. She was getting smug looks, but she was even more smug when Jaune began to run his manly hands over her back with sunscreen.
"Thank you, Jaune," Blake breathed sensually, leaning back against him. Jaune coughed.
"Ah, uh..."
"So," Blake went in for the kill, "There's a bookshop and café I've been meaning to look at. Would you like to-?"
"OH NO JAUNE!" Pyrrha cried, grabbing Jaune from behind, "YOU'RE MISSING SUNSCREEN ON YOUR BACK! HOW ABOUT I FIX THAT FOR YOU?"
"ACK!"
"I-I CAN DO IT!" Weiss insisted, "WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BURN, NOW WOULD WE JAUNE?"
"I CAN GET HIS FRONT!" Yang grinned.
"I CALLED THAT!" Ruby growled.
"BWAH!"
- - -
Ren and Nora watched the increasingly brazen and ridiculous antics of their teammates, mostly in silence. Nora hummed.
"Think we should help him?" She asked.
Ren shook his head.
"I'm sure he'll be fine."
"So uh," Jaune winced, "I hate to do this, but I gotta use the bathroom. Can one of you-?"
"Of course Jaune!" Yang said cheerfully, hugging Tom close to her chest, "I got this! You just hurry back here Stud, okay?" She winked, and Jaune blushed.
Pyrrha seethed. Weiss scowled. Ruby pouted. Blake stared. Nora and Ren happily ate their snacks, with the shortstack orangette taking her place on Ren's lap.
"Thanks Yang," Jaune sighed with a smile, "I won't be long, promise."
The moment Jaune was out of earshot, Yang turned and shot a shit eating grin at the other young Huntresses-in-training.
"What was that, Yang?" Ruby demanded. "I want to babysit!"
"I've got more experience handling babies than any of you," Yang sniffed, "And I've got the best software for it, too." She smirked as Tom snuggled into her cleavage.
"Th-That doesn't-I want to cuddle Tom!" Weiss growled.
"You can cuddle Tom! I'll cuddle Jaune!"
All eyes went to Pyrrha. The redhead blushed.
"I said that out loud didn't I?" She mumbled.
Yang's smirk grew just a hair.
"Oho? Finally got some ovaries, P-Money?"
"I liked him before you started-started salivating over him like-like-!" Pyrrha sputtered.
"Lusty rabbit faunus in heat?" Blake suggested.
"Y-YES!" Pyrrha nodded rapidly.
"HEY!" All eyes turned to Velvet, who was sitting with Coco on some beach chairs in their own fetching swimwear, "That's racist!"
"Not from a Faunus," Blake sniffed, even as Velvet's scowl intensified.
"Well," Yang said smugly, "I think I might do more than salivate, hm? I mean, he cooks, he cleans, he's trim, and good with kids? He's definitely house husband material."
"HEY! He was my best friend first!" Ruby pouted. "I wanna-wanna try stuff with him!"
"Like hell you are!" Yang growled.
"You can't stop me!" Ruby hissed.
"Please," Weiss huffed, "He has a crush on me. Maybe I'll reciprocate. A little." She blushed. "A bit."
"Had a crush!" Ruby laughed. "He's done with you!"
"How will you ask him out," Pyrrha asked, an ominous light in her eyes, "if I break all your legs first?"
"GO PYRRHA GO!" Nora cheered.
"Please," Blake sniffed, "None of you have even the slightest idea of how to handle a romantic relationship."
"Oh, and you do?" Yang snorted.
"Yes I do... Virgin," Blake stated intently. Yang blushed and scowled.
"BLAKE!"
"So wait, all that bragging about boys you did-?" Ruby asked. Yang flushed brightly.
"I-I didn't actually go all the way! I-I had you to worry about!"
"Awww," Nora and Ruby cooed, before looking at each other. Ruby coughed.
"B-Be that as it may... I will not let you just-just take him for yourself!"
"So do the rest of us," Pyrrha growled, "But I'm going to win."
"H-He's not just some prize to be mounted on your wall!" Weiss scoffed.
"I wouldn't mind him doing some mounting-"
"YANG!" Weiss screeched.
"You don't know what you're doing," Blake sniffed, as Jaune walked back up. "Here, watch."
Jaune walked up with a guileless smile on his face.
"Hey! Sorry I took so long. How's Tom?"
"He's doing fine, Jaune," Blake said. She held up sunscreen. "I was wondering-Would you mind applying some sunscreen to my back? I have some hard to reach places."
Pyrrha fervently wished she could rip the iron from Blake's blood as Jaune flushed.
"Er, I mean, sure-?"
"And perhaps you would like to pin me down and put a baby in me as I resist, breaking my resistance down until I have nothing but thoughts of you and your manly ardor overwhelming my feminine flower?" Blake pressed, blushing a bit.
Silence descended upon the group for exactly thirty seconds. Ruby kept count. Jaune then broke down laughing hysterically, holding his stomach.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAAHAHAHAHA! W-Wow Blake! You're a riot!" He grinned at her. "Great way to break the tension!"
"Yes... That's... That's exactly what I meant to do," Blake managed. She was getting smug looks, but she was even more smug when Jaune began to run his manly hands over her back with sunscreen.
"Thank you, Jaune," Blake breathed sensually, leaning back against him. Jaune coughed.
"Ah, uh..."
"So," Blake went in for the kill, "There's a bookshop and café I've been meaning to look at. Would you like to-?"
"OH NO JAUNE!" Pyrrha cried, grabbing Jaune from behind, "YOU'RE MISSING SUNSCREEN ON YOUR BACK! HOW ABOUT I FIX THAT FOR YOU?"
"ACK!"
"I-I CAN DO IT!" Weiss insisted, "WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BURN, NOW WOULD WE JAUNE?"
"I CAN GET HIS FRONT!" Yang grinned.
"I CALLED THAT!" Ruby growled.
"BWAH!"
- - -
Ren and Nora watched the increasingly brazen and ridiculous antics of their teammates, mostly in silence. Nora hummed.
"Think we should help him?" She asked.
Ren shook his head.
"I'm sure he'll be fine."