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[Fusion Blaster]

Cardin was strong. He wasn't the strongest but he was strong. When vale fell Cardin kept fighting.

When Sky died, ripped apart by a beringel, Cardin cut it down.

When Russel Overused his aura and ended up crushed under a collapsing building Cardin got the civilians out safely.

When Dove was cut down by bandits Cardin burned the camp to the ground and salted the earth.

But here and now at a place with a warm bed and no combat Cardin sits by a fire being hugged by a girl half his size and bawling his eyes out.

Cardin is strong. But right now he doesn't have to be.

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Jaune explaining the fates of Cardin's team to the rest of the gang.

Yang: godsdamnit your highness why did you tell me that. Now I'm just gonna let my sister hug him.

Nora: Yeah breaking his knees for getting smooches from Rubs is def a no go.

Yang: double damnit. Really Nora?

Nora: yeah shes not hiding their together but shes not been making a big deal either.

Ren: its considered prettyi cute by the others

 

[SharkCultist]

So here's a idea. Sort of a fate crossover but not really. So imagine the entire everafter adventure happened and they still got home but they never ran into Jaune.

They're getting their asses kicked, they need help, so Ozcar has a hail Mary plan. They're gonna try using dust, Weiss glyphs, and whatever magic Oz has left to brute force summon something, in this case a storybook hero so they can hopefully draw out a bit of extra power using its legend.

So naturally they summon The Rusted Knight. Who refuses to take off his helmet.

I dunno I just had a small thing pop in my head of a level up kinda thing with rusted knights sword repairing itself when he has a realization.

"When did I forget the simple joy of saving someone?"

And then he unleashes THE asswhooping.

 

[The Sleepless One]

This is part 2 of 3 of Oz and Salem's revised backstory.

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The Lost Fable: Sin

Death is inevitable. From peasant to prince, death comes for us all. Many will fight it. Some will embrace it. But all will succumb to it.

When death came for Ozma, he fought with all his heart. The illness that gripped him sapped the very lifeforce from his body but he still held on, bolstered by his purpose and his love. He weakened and withered, but continued with his works. Even as his eyesight failed and his breath grew labored, he quested across the world, slaying monsters and protecting the innocent. When his mind began to fail him, he still remembered the love of his life and cherished her until his last breath.

For Salem, to watch the man who had freed her and given her purpose be reduced to a shell of himself was nothing more than torture. She incessantly searched for cures to Ozma's mysterious condition, even as her husband insisted on continuing their adventures. With every failure, the despair in her heart grew. Salem, for all her power, could not save the man she loved.

And when Ozma finally died, the despair overtook her.

When the news of Ozma's death spread, nations across the world declared days of mourning. They could do no less for one of the greatest heroes of an age. The Order of Light presided over his funeral, carrying his body to be interred in the tombs of its heroes. The lines of mourners who came to pay their respects stretched for miles. Kings and Empresses gave speeches praising his great acts of service. Archmages and High Priests lauded his skill and piety. His fellow Paladins praised his valor and might.

And Salem said nothing at all.

When the procession ended, and Ozma's body was finally laid to rest in his tomb, Salem remained. The widow stood vigil in front of her husband's grave for the entire night and when morning came, she had vanished.

The world may have accepted Ozma's passing but she would not.

In the years that followed, sightings of the Sorceress would be reported all across the realms. Sometimes in the company of great scholars and wizards, other times in places of great tragedy and woe. For decades, Salem collected and studied every scrap of magic she could acquire, much of it esoteric and forbidden, all in the pursuit of singular goal: the resurrection of Ozma. Daemonic cults, necromantic cadres, and covens of hags and witches found themselves attacked by a lone woman garbed in mourning clothes, who would strike without mercy to steal their lore and torture them for their secrets. Delving into the darkness wrought a terrible price on Salem, bringing her closer to insanity as she witnessed things no mortal was meant to comprehend. But the throes of madness only aided her quest, enabling her to craft an abhorrent ritual, one that would reach beyond death to the place that all souls went and drag one back to the mortal realm.

After years of research and preparation, Salem was finally ready. On a moonless winter night, in a remote corner of the world, the greatest Sorceress who ever lived sacrificed an innocent man and brought doom upon all the world.

Using the corpse of her husband, stolen from his tomb, as a focus, Salem followed the departing soul by tearing at the edges of reality to enter the Beyond. Black ichor, bleeding from the wounds carved into the very fabric of existence, drenched her body, but she yet persevered. The Sorceress could feel the soul of her beloved just out of reach, and with one final exertion, she grasped his spirit and returned to the material plane. Gently, she bound Ozma's soul in ethereal chains and placed it within the vessel she had prepared: a living man whose mind she had broken. The Wizard lived once more.

Salem had done it. She had defied the natural order of the world and brought her soulmate back from the dead but she was not unscathed by the experience. Her skin and hair faded to a chalky white and her irises glowed a baleful red within black sclera. She could feel echoes of anger and hate and pain from other humans, and compulsion drew her towards them, to hunt them down and sink her teeth and claws into their flesh. These strange urges distrubed Salem, and she locked them away. None of that mattered, now that the love of her life had returned.

When Ozma awoke, he was shocked to find he had returned to the land of the living. Any qualms about the matter were forgotten upon seeing Salem, who claimed his return had been a miracle, her changed appearance a small price to pay for his life. The two began to rebuild their lives, finally taking the time to start the family they had always wanted. They settled in a quiet town near Ozma's own birthplace, where Salem bore her husband four daughters, who were doted on by their parents from the moment they were born.

The first consequences of Salem's sin against reality became apparent in the decades that followed. They were small things at first, merely strange shadowy animals seen at the edges of the civilized world. But soon stories of vicious shadow monsters with hateful red eyes spread across the realms. Of how entire villages and towns disappeared, devoured by what many were now calling the Creatures of Grimm.

Ozma grew concerned upon hearing these tales, the heroic spirit within him demanding that he intercede. But Salem reminded him that he no longer possessed the vigor of his youth and owed a responsibility to his wife and children. And so, the old hero stayed his hand, content to let a new generation of champions go forth to confront this threat. Unaware of the lies that now ensnared him and the tremendous cost of his resurrection.

But the truth always comes to light...

 

[LordofBones]

More ideas and prompts:

-Weiss becomes addicted to a mobile game. One Jaune has some experience with. When she's stuck on a particular boss, she swallows her pride to ask him for help. They bond.

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Jaune: "Weiss, stop!"
Weiss: "Nooooo, one more roll! ONE MORE ROLL! GIVE ME MY FUJINOOOOOO!"

Weiss: "I don't need your help, Arc! Anastasia is perfectly capable of dealing with this next boss herself!"
Jaune: "What kind of lunatic tries to solo Goetia without Heracles?"

 

[Bommel]

Funny idea.

Jaune is too good at something or some things (though not everything), so he isn't allowed to do them, or needs special equipment to do it.
When he's forced to do them anyway, shenanigans follow.

Examples:

1. Rapid shooting: Cowboy Jaune can rapid-fire a revolver faster than a machine gun by fanning the hammer (the only limit is reloading, and he can do that pretty fast too), and he can shoot so quickly that he needs a custom revolver just so that it can take the stress of firing that fast.
   If Jaune has to rapid-fire other revolvers, they tend to break or their barrels literally overheat from how fast it's firing bullets.
2. Playing an instrument: Jaune isn't allowed to play any sting instrument (guitar, banjo, fiddle, cello, harp, etc.), because he can play them so fast that they literally burst into flames (which is actually just his regular playing speed, he can play even faster if he wants to).
   He also knows a couple of metal bands from helping teach their guitar player to shred better and faster.
3. Fixing vehicle: When Jaune tries fixing any kind of vehicle, he not only fixes them up better than before, but he accidentally also boosts its speed and power to well above the legal limits.
   The slowest and oldest tractor from the village became an incredibly fast and famous professional racing car (while still being a tractor) after Jaune tinkered with it a bit.
4. Sex: This doesn't need any kind of explanation, so I'm not going to.
5. Cooking: Food Wars Foodgasms (it might also be an aphrodisiac).
6. Paperwork: Jaune is ridiculously good at any and all paperwork (administrative, financial, legal, you name it), but he isn't allowed to because of child labour laws and because he accidentally became the linchpin in a global cooperation/organisation when trying to help out a bit, but it almost completely collapsed when he had to quit (due to the previously mentioned child labour laws).

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

When Glynda learns of the last one Jaune suddenly finds himself in detention after detention with her.

 

[mgl1206]

Funny idea.

Jaune is too good at something or some things (though not everything), so he isn't allowed to do them, or needs special equipment to do it.
When he's forced to do them anyway, shenanigans follow.

Examples:

1. Rapid shooting: Cowboy Jaune can rapid-fire a revolver faster than a machine gun by fanning the hammer (the only limit is reloading, and he can do that pretty fast too), and he can shoot so quickly that he needs a custom revolver just so that it can take the stress of firing that fast.
   If Jaune has to rapid-fire other revolvers, they tend to break or their barrels literally overheat from how fast it's firing bullets.
2. Playing an instrument: Jaune isn't allowed to play any sting instrument (guitar, banjo, fiddle, cello, harp, etc.), because he can play them so fast that they literally burst into flames (which is actually just his regular playing speed, he can play even faster if he wants to).
   He also knows a couple of metal bands from helping teach their guitar player to shred better and faster.
3. Fixing vehicle: When Jaune tries fixing any kind of vehicle, he not only fixes them up better than before, but he accidentally also boosts its speed and power to well above the legal limits.
   The slowest and oldest tractor from the village became an incredibly fast and famous professional racing car (while still being a tractor) after Jaune tinkered with it a bit.
4. Sex: This doesn't need any kind of explanation, so I'm not going to.
5. Cooking: Food Wars Foodgasms (it might also be an aphrodisiac).
6. Paperwork: Jaune is ridiculously good at any and all paperwork (administrative, financial, legal, you name it), but he isn't allowed to because of child labour laws and because he accidentally became the linchpin in a global cooperation/organisation when trying to help out a bit, but it almost completely collapsed when he had to quit (due to the previously mentioned child labour laws).

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Add strategy games

 

[mgl1206]

When Glynda learns of the last one Jaune suddenly finds himself in detention after detention with her.

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Pfff Glynda just needs to ask nicely before he'd be helping.

 

[Gur40]

(wanted to imagine the world knowall left behind)

Sitting on a broken CCT tower in a ruined city a blindfolded woman hums to herself before starting to sing.

"Alone at the end of the world with nobody to finish my song.~"

Long and messy black and grey hair with some faded red at the tips, a torn black outfit and a tattered red scarf that looks like it was torn off of a much bigger piece of cloth.

"The lights gone out it's all gone wrong.~"

Her voice fades out and Ruby sits on the tower quietly. She'll sit here for another few hours before falling asleep and repeating the process.

She's been waiting for a long time.

She'll wait for a lot longer.

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DAMN! Is Dr. Knowall running on DBZ or Back to the Future time travel rules? cause if Multiverse.. Oof someone give Future!Ruby a hug preferably Past!Yang and Past!Ruby but if the timeline is eraser i can just see her smile as the world fades to white just like the Justice Leagaue ep HereAfter part2.

Jaune really just wants a girl who will kick his ass, its why he didn't go after ruby or phyr they're too nice.

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Now i can't get alternate timelines were Jaune sparred with girls and fell for them, hell can see RNJR Ruby letting Loose on a Revenge obsessed Jaune to get him out of the head space but that seems to angsty
Maybe team sparring like Pyrrha vs Weiss, Yang vs Nora and Blake vs Ren ending on Ruby vs Jaune leading to her winning in an over the top manner that leads Jaune flat on his ass and in love

 

[LordofBones]

Indeed! For instance...

- - -

Weiss sighed to herself mentally. Sure, she hated the White Fang. Sure, she understood how Blake wanted to redeem herself by stopping the White Fang's criminal activities. And certainly, she didn't want her company's Dust to be stolen and used for evil purposes.

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I've said it before, Jaune becoming Zorro is both hilarious and awesome. Divorcing this from the whole weapon deal, maybe he both infuriates and turns on Winter, having reenacted the 'Zorro cuts away Elena's dress' scene with her before.

It also drives Blake nuts, as she's torn between screaming 'species appropriation' once she realizes he's not a faunus, and tears because the faunus (and humans) love him far more than they ever did the White Fang.

Ironwood: "Adam Taurus, in the name of the Councils, in the name of the Kingdoms, in the name of the People...you are under arrest."
The People: "Zorro fought him and saved us! Hail Zorro! Hail Zorro!"
Ironwood: "Yes, hail Zorro, hail...what am I saying? Where is he?!"

*The whinny of a stallion draws the crowd's attention. Astride his rearing black steed, Zorro tips his hat.*

Zorro: "Adios, General! Till we meet again!"
Ironwood: "That damned vigilante! I don't know whether to arrest him or to conscript him! Specialist Schnee, take your...Specialist?"
Winter: *long, mussed hair cascading down her shoulders as she blazes with fury, lips suspiciously swollen* "That...that fox! He did it again!"

Jaune: "Hey guys, what did I miss?"
Ruby: "Zorro! He swung in and was like 'whoosh' and 'hiya' and 'swish', and the bad guys were like-"

 

[Bommel]

Add strategy games

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Those were just some examples, Jaune could be secretly way too good at almost literally anything.

 

[IvanR1314]

Those were just some examples, Jaune could be secretly way too good at almost literally anything.

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. . . . and then you realize Jaune went from "pointy end goes into enemy right" to "I can keep up with my years fighters from just 2 years of training" , meaning if Jaune had combat training before, either from combat schools or apprenticeship, he would be a Pyrrha level prodigy.

 

[mgl1206]

. . . . and then you realize Jaune went from "pointy end goes into enemy right" to "I can keep up with my years fighters from just 2 years of training" , meaning if Jaune had combat training before, either from combat schools or apprenticeship, he would be a Pyrrha level prodigy.

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That's what I always believed not to mention that he wasn't even fully training for most of it. They were traveling.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune picks up Kumoko from "So I'm a Spider, so what?!" on his way to Beacon. He feeds her and he's a "hottie" in her parlance, so she sticks with him!

She might also mistake him for the future main hero of this world (as she thinks Remnant is basically an RPG).

Kumoko: "Based on my extensive experience playing RPGs and watching anime... This guy must be the hero who is destined to save this world! And I'll get LOTS of XP fighting alongside him!"

Jaune: "You're a cute awesome little spider!" Hands her some beef jerky

Kumoko: OM NOMNOM "And he's a great cook too! YUMMYYYYY~!"

Later, at Beacon...

Ruby: "Oh hey! I'm Ruby Rose-Wha-What's that?!"

Jaune: "Hm? Oh, this is my spider, Kumoko!"

Kumoko: waves her front arms as she sits on his head.

Ruby: "Oh wow...!"

Weiss: "What on Remnant are you-EEEEYAH?! WHA-WHAT IS THAT?!"

Jaune: "I said she's Kumoko my spider-"

Weiss: "WHAT KIND OF A SPIDER IS THAT?! IT'S HUGE!"

Jaune: very proud "Yes she is!"

Kumoko squeaks cheerfully.

Weiss: "Wha-You can't bring that into Beacon!"

Jaune: "They didn't say I couldn't! And she's awesome!"

Weiss: "Just stay away from me, Bug Boy!" She flees

Jaune: looks sad "Oh..."

Ruby: "Oh... Um... Hey! I think she's cool."

Kumoko: Squeaks proudly

Jaune: "Thanks! I think you're cool, too!"

The next day, in the locker room...

Jaune: "Hey! Who wants to join Team Jaune and Kumoko? Plenty of room!'

Weiss: "Oh like hell! What are you even still doing here with that thing?!"

Jaune: "She's my friend, thank you!" He hands Kumoko an apple, which the spider eats happily

Pyrrha: "Oh wow... Where did you find her?"

Jaune: "I found her on the way to Beacon. She's been helping me! She's like my... Combat familiar?"

Weiss: "That's not a thing!"

Kumoko: "Hmmm... The goth girl in the cape is clearly the Little Sister Who's Gonna Get Boobs path... White Haired girl is the Small Boobed Tsundere... Redhead here seems like the Vanilla or maybe Shy Sempai path..."

At the gleam in Pyrrha's eyes over Jaune not knowing who she is, Kumoko winces.

Kumoko: "Eep! She might be the Hidden Yandere Love Interest! Hmmm... Which is best for my Jauney? Is there a place for the Isekai in the body of a Spider Path? Damn... A lot of levels to go before I become a Dryder and get some human bits back!"

Kumoko thinks back to all the training she did with Jaune... Especially when he was shirtless...

Kumoko: "... It'll be worth it!"

 

[IvanR1314]

That's what I always believed not to mention that he wasn't even fully training for most of it. They were traveling.

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Traveling on foot, meaning Cardio Training.

 

[IvanR1314]

Jaune picks up Kumoko from "So I'm a Spider, so what?!" on his way to Beacon. He feeds her and he's a "hottie" in her parlance, so she sticks with him!

She might also mistake him for the future main hero of this world (as she thinks Remnant is basically an RPG).

Kumoko: "Based on my extensive experience playing RPGs and watching anime... This guy must be the hero who is destined to save this world! And I'll get LOTS of XP fighting alongside him!"

Jaune: "You're a cute awesome little spider!" Hands her some beef jerky

Kumoko: OM NOMNOM "And he's a great cook too! YUMMYYYYY~!"

Later, at Beacon...

Ruby: "Oh hey! I'm Ruby Rose-Wha-What's that?!"

Jaune: "Hm? Oh, this is my spider, Kumoko!"

Kumoko: waves her front arms as she sits on his head.

Ruby: "Oh wow...!"

Weiss: "What on Remnant are you-EEEEYAH?! WHA-WHAT IS THAT?!"

Jaune: "I said she's Kumoko my spider-"

Weiss: "WHAT KIND OF A SPIDER IS THAT?! IT'S HUGE!"

Jaune: very proud "Yes she is!"

Kumoko squeaks cheerfully.

Weiss: "Wha-You can't bring that into Beacon!"

Jaune: "They didn't say I couldn't! And she's awesome!"

Weiss: "Just stay away from me, Bug Boy!" She flees

Jaune: looks sad "Oh..."

Ruby: "Oh... Um... Hey! I think she's cool."

Kumoko: Squeaks proudly

Jaune: "Thanks! I think you're cool, too!"

The next day, in the locker room...

Jaune: "Hey! Who wants to join Team Jaune and Kumoko? Plenty of room!'

Weiss: "Oh like hell! What are you even still doing here with that thing?!"

Jaune: "She's my friend, thank you!" He hands Kumoko an apple, which the spider eats happily

Pyrrha: "Oh wow... Where did you find her?"

Jaune: "I found her on the way to Beacon. She's been helping me! She's like my... Combat familiar?"

Weiss: "That's not a thing!"

Kumoko: "Hmmm... The goth girl in the cape is clearly the Little Sister Who's Gonna Get Boobs path... White Haired girl is the Small Boobed Tsundere... Redhead here seems like the Vanilla or maybe Shy Sempai path..."

At the gleam in Pyrrha's eyes over Jaune not knowing who she is, Kumoko winces.

Kumoko: "Eep! She might be the Hidden Yandere Love Interest! Hmmm... Which is best for my Jauney? Is there a place for the Isekai in the body of a Spider Path? Damn... A lot of levels to go before I become a Dryder and get some human bits back!"

Kumoko thinks back to all the training she did with Jaune... Especially when he was shirtless...

Kumoko: "... It'll be worth it!"

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now this is also interesting.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Kumoko: "Hmmm... The goth girl in the cape is clearly the Little Sister Who's Gonna Get Boobs path... White Haired girl is the Small Boobed Tsundere... Redhead here seems like the Vanilla or maybe Shy Sempai path..."

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Yang - "The spider forgot me, huh? Time for the bug spray!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Yang - "The spider forgot me, huh? Time for the bug spray!"

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Kumoko: "Ooh! The Big Breasted Tomboy! She might be fun! ... But then there's the porn reading Ninja Catgirl. That's a classic! Urgh... Could Jauney go for a harem? Can I make him go for a harem? Would I get more XP for it?"

The Game Menu says "Yes."

Kumoko: "HAREM ENDING IT IS!"

 

[SharkCultist]

(throwing in a crossover with a series I like. Let's see if you can guess what. I may have made it a little cracky.)

Jaune Arc wasn't too sure how much he liked this aura stuff.

I mean the shield was cool and the strength boost was kinda nice but he could do without-

{Do you have the qualifications?}

-that. Like clockwork every 10 minutes he'd hear a voice in his head asking that question and he wasn't sure what to do. Was this normal? How does he actually respond to this thing?

Aaaaand now he was fighting a unholy abomination that somehow spawned from a half dead Ursa and a deathstalker fusing somehow, since when was that a thing? And how the fuck does that equal BIG ASS DRAGON?!

Currently Ruby and friends (trademark pending) was fighting Tweety birds goth cousin while zen master pinkeye, crackhead with nice boobs, and the Amazon battle princess were pinned down by dragon claws.

This couldn't get worse could it?

"Do you have the qualifications?"

Oh fuck me the dragon can talk and it's been in his head. Please dragon-sama don't leak my browser history!

Well fuck it better to die horrifically to a dragon than live with people knowing his kinks.

"I have a sword, a shield, and a aura! Fuck you that's all the qualifications I need!"

Before I got the chance to reenact Leroy Jenkins something unexpected happened.

The dragon started laughing.

"Wonderful you have proven your qualifications."

Oh shit did I pass initiation?

"You are now the chosen champion of the god of darkness, The Demon King!"

Oh....well shit.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Team RWBY is hanging out in their dormroom. Yang is doing some organizing for the dance and looking irritated, while Weiss is on Cloud 9.

Yang: "Ugh... I can't believe no guy has asked me to the dance! Even that creep Neptune!"

Weiss: "Well of course he didn't ask YOU! He asked me! And he's not a creep, he's a romantic gentleman!"

Yang: rolls her eyes "Sure he is... Well, I guess I can hang out with you, Blake and-"

Blake: "Sun asked me."

Yang: "Seriously?!"

Blake: "We're going as friends... Then we'll probably have friend sex."

Yang: "What-?!"

Blake: "That was a joke... Probably."

Yang: "Well... I mean, going alone is fine... I'm organizing the stupid thing after all..." grumbles "... Ruby, you don't have a date, right?"

Ruby: "Um, well... Sky Lark of Team CRDL kind of sort of might have asked...? But I don't know him outside of gaming so uh... I said no?"

Yang: "... Oh..."

Yang looked crushed. Ruby was very guilty, even as Weiss and Blake shot her incredulous looks.

Weiss: "That jerk asked you?"

Ruby: "He's gotten a lot better! He was just going along with the others! And hey, I'm sure you'll get a date, Yang!"

Yang: sigh "Yeah, sure..."

There was a knock at the door. Ruby shot off with her Semblance at super speed, out the window, through another window, and out into the hallway. She sees Jaune there with a guitar.

Ruby: "JAUNE!" She grabs his arm "I know you're here to ask out Weiss, but I'm begging you: Take my sister to the Dance!"

Jaune: "Wh-What?! Yang? But I-?!"

Ruby: "Please?! Please please please?!"

Yang opened the door. Ruby shot off, leaving no evidence she was there. She zipped back through the window and shot Jaune a desperate, pleading puppy eyed-expression.

Yang: "You here for Weiss-cream, VB?"

Jaune stares at Ruby. He then takes a deep breath. Being a fraud to cover up for himself was... Hard. He couldn't find any confidence in what he was saying. Yet when it came to lying for others? To save them and help them? He felt like he could be effective.

Jaune: "No. I'm here for you."

Yang: raises an eyebrow "Huh?"

Jaune: "The dance. You. Me."

Yang: Raises her other eyebrow in surprise "Eh?!"

Jaune: "I like to dance, you like to dance. We both like Ruby. I think we can have a fun time together. So, what do you say?"

Jaune smiles, looking confident. Yang actually blushes a little, and then laughs.

Yang: "Wow... Look at you! Just out with it with no stupid gimmicks! What, I don't get a serenade?"

Jaune: "I'm carrying my guitar for reasons other than asking out the hottest girl I know."

Yang: flushes again "... You know what? Sure."

Jaune: his voice nearly cracks "Really?" clears his throat "I mean... Cool. I've got a navy blue suit."

Yang: "Good, it'll match my dress. Bring flowers."

Jaune: "Roses good?"

Yang: "Yeah."

Jaune: "Sweet. See you then." He heads off

Yang closes the door, turns back... And smirks.

Yang: "Well well well! I'm not dateless anymore, now am I?"

Weiss: "You... You're going out with ARC?!"

Yang: "Aw, is someone jealous?"

Weiss: "LIKE HELL I AM! HAHAHA! Enjoy your time with that loser, Yang!"

Yang: "Oh, I certainly will! Enjoy your time with your philandering asshole!"

Weiss: "HE IS NOT!"

Ruby beams. She's made her sister happy... And Jaune would be a great date.

Speaking of, she checked her Scroll for a message from him:

Jaune: Did I just ask out your sister?!

Ruby: Yes! And she said yes!

Jaune: ... Why did I ask out your sister?!

Ruby: Cause you're my best friend!

Jaune: ... Can't argue with that. How's Weiss taking it?

Ruby looks back at her friends. Blake is watching Yang and Weiss argue in amusement.

Weiss: "Of course I'm not JEALOUS! You're going to have the worst time!"

Yang: "I doubt it. I'm not the one who left him pinned to a tree during Initiation, now am I?"

Weiss: "I... HE WAS ANNOYING!"

Blake: "I see it clearly now. He was just messing with Weiss to get close to Yang."

Weiss: "HE WAS WHAT?!"

Yang: "HA!"

Ruby: As well as can be expected...

 

[Fusion Blaster]

Team RWBY is hanging out in their dormroom. Yang is doing some organizing for the dance and looking irritated, while Weiss is on Cloud 9.

Yang: "Ugh... I can't believe no guy has asked me to the dance! Even that creep Neptune!"

Weiss: "Well of course he didn't ask YOU! He asked me! And he's not a creep, he's a romantic gentleman!"

Yang: rolls her eyes "Sure he is... Well, I guess I can hang out with you, Blake and-"

Blake: "Sun asked me."

Yang: "Seriously?!"

Blake: "We're going as friends... Then we'll probably have friend sex."

Yang: "What-?!"

Blake: "That was a joke... Probably."

Yang: "Well... I mean, going alone is fine... I'm organizing the stupid thing after all..." grumbles "... Ruby, you don't have a date, right?"

Ruby: "Um, well... Sky Lark of Team CRDL kind of sort of might have asked...? But I don't know him outside of gaming so uh... I said no?"

Yang: "... Oh..."

Yang looked crushed. Ruby was very guilty, even as Weiss and Blake shot her incredulous looks.

Weiss: "That jerk asked you?"

Ruby: "He's gotten a lot better! He was just going along with the others! And hey, I'm sure you'll get a date, Yang!"

Yang: sigh "Yeah, sure..."

There was a knock at the door. Ruby shot off with her Semblance at super speed, out the window, through another window, and out into the hallway. She sees Jaune there with a guitar.

Ruby: "JAUNE!" She grabs his arm "I know you're here to ask out Weiss, but I'm begging you: Take my sister to the Dance!"

Jaune: "Wh-What?! Yang? But I-?!"

Ruby: "Please?! Please please please?!"

Yang opened the door. Ruby shot off, leaving no evidence she was there. She zipped back through the window and shot Jaune a desperate, pleading puppy eyed-expression.

Yang: "You here for Weiss-cream, VB?"

Jaune stares at Ruby. He then takes a deep breath. Being a fraud to cover up for himself was... Hard. He couldn't find any confidence in what he was saying. Yet when it came to lying for others? To save them and help them? He felt like he could be effective.

Jaune: "No. I'm here for you."

Yang: raises an eyebrow "Huh?"

Jaune: "The dance. You. Me."

Yang: Raises her other eyebrow in surprise "Eh?!"

Jaune: "I like to dance, you like to dance. We both like Ruby. I think we can have a fun time together. So, what do you say?"

Jaune smiles, looking confident. Yang actually blushes a little, and then laughs.

Yang: "Wow... Look at you! Just out with it with no stupid gimmicks! What, I don't get a serenade?"

Jaune: "I'm carrying my guitar for reasons other than asking out the hottest girl I know."

Yang: flushes again "... You know what? Sure."

Jaune: his voice nearly cracks "Really?" clears his throat "I mean... Cool. I've got a navy blue suit."

Yang: "Good, it'll fit my dress. Bring flowers."

Jaune: "Magnolias?"

Yang: "Yeah."

Jaune: "Sweet. See you then." He heads off

Yang closes the door, turns back... And smirks.

Yang: "Well well well! I'm not dateless anymore, now I am!"

Weiss: "You... You're going out with ARC?!"

Yang: "Aw, is someone jealous?"

Weiss: "LIKE HELL I AM! HAHAHA! Enjoy your time with that loser, Yang!"

Yang: "Oh, I certainly will! Enjoy your time with your philandering asshole!"

Weiss: "HE IS NOT!"

Ruby beams. She's made her sister happy... And Jaune would be a great date.

Speaking of, she checked her Scroll for a message from him:

Jaune: Did I just ask out your sister?!

Ruby: Yes! And she said yes!

Jaune: ... Why did I ask out your sister?!

Ruby: Cause you're my best friend!

Jaune: ... Can't argue with that. How's Weiss taking it?

Ruby looks back at her friends. Blake is watching Yang and Weiss argue in amusement.

Weiss: "Of course I'm not JEALOUS! You're going to have the worst time!"

Yang: "I doubt it. I'm not the one who left him pinned to a tree during Initiation, now am I?"

Weiss: "I... HE WAS ANNOYING!"

Blake: "I see it clearly now. He was just messing with Weiss to get close to Yang."

Weiss: "HE WAS WHAT?!"

Yang: "HA!"

Ruby: As well as can be expected...

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Now I can tell Sky I changed my mind and i con go with him with out guilt

 

[RustedSands]

Blake: "I see it clearly now. He was just messing with Weiss to get close to Yang."

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Weiss finally says yes to jaune and hes super confused because he thought it was just a 'bit' between them and how could she possibly think flirting that bad was real?

 

[LordofBones]

I kind of want to see Katy Sith and Yang meet and realize how alike they are.

Katy: "Weiss Schnee? You crushed on Weiss Schnee? I could understand the blonde, or Pyrrha Nikos, but Weiss Schnee?"
Weiss: *irritated* "What's that supposed to mean?"
Katy: *points at her boobs, then Pyrrha's, then Yang's, then flexes her arm and points to Pyrrha's and Yang's obvious musculature*
Weiss: "Well...he broke up with you, so there!"
Katy: *pityingly* "Sweetie, we broke up amicably. That doesn't mean I stopped loving him or that we weren't the other's go-to booty call until he left for Beacon."

 

[mgl1206]

Ruby: "Um, well... Sky Lark of Team CRDL kind of sort of might have asked...? But I don't know him outside of gaming so uh... I said no?"

Yang: "... Oh..."

Yang looked crushed. Ruby was very guilty, even as Weiss and Blake shot her incredulous looks.

Weiss: "That jerk asked you?"

Ruby: "He's gotten a lot better! He was just going along with the others! And hey, I'm sure you'll get a date, Yang!"

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Honestly I just despise Team CRDL too much to entertain any of their team ending up with basically anyone. And I have trouble believing Ruby would ever forgive them for what they did to velvet and Jaune. Not to mention seeing them run away from Grimm leaving Cardin to die.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Honestly I just despise Team CRDL too much to entertain any of their team ending up with basically anyone. And I have trouble believing Ruby would ever forgive them for what they did to velvet and Jaune. Not to mention seeing them run away from Grimm leaving Cardin to die.

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I know, I know. But there aren't a lot of young males to ask Ruby out. I could have just used an OC. That might have been better.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I kind of want to see Katy Sith and Yang meet and realize how alike they are.

Katy: "Weiss Schnee? You crushed on Weiss Schnee? I could understand the blonde, or Pyrrha Nikos, but Weiss Schnee?"
Weiss: *irritated* "What's that supposed to mean?"
Katy: *points at her boobs, then Pyrrha's, then Yang's, then flexes her arm and points to Pyrrha's and Yang's obvious musculature*
Weiss: "Well...he broke up with you, so there!"
Katy: *pityingly* "Sweetie, we broke up amicably. That doesn't mean I stopped loving him or that we weren't the other's go-to booty call until he left for Beacon."

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I did find an image that could work well for Katy Sith:

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What do you think?

 

[Unknown_One]

I did find an image that could work well for Katy Sith:

Spoiler

What do you think?

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10/10 hot catgirl again. Maybe makes Jaune have a 'type'. Yang, Pyrrha, and Katy fit to a 'T'

 

[Unknown_One]

Team RWBY is hanging out in their dormroom. Yang is doing some organizing for the dance and looking irritated, while Weiss is on Cloud 9.

Yang: "Ugh... I can't believe no guy has asked me to the dance! Even that creep Neptune!"

Weiss: "Well of course he didn't ask YOU! He asked me! And he's not a creep, he's a romantic gentleman!"

Yang: rolls her eyes "Sure he is... Well, I guess I can hang out with you, Blake and-"

Blake: "Sun asked me."

Yang: "Seriously?!"

Blake: "We're going as friends... Then we'll probably have friend sex."

Yang: "What-?!"

Blake: "That was a joke... Probably."

Yang: "Well... I mean, going alone is fine... I'm organizing the stupid thing after all..." grumbles "... Ruby, you don't have a date, right?"

Ruby: "Um, well... Sky Lark of Team CRDL kind of sort of might have asked...? But I don't know him outside of gaming so uh... I said no?"

Yang: "... Oh..."

Yang looked crushed. Ruby was very guilty, even as Weiss and Blake shot her incredulous looks.

Weiss: "That jerk asked you?"

Ruby: "He's gotten a lot better! He was just going along with the others! And hey, I'm sure you'll get a date, Yang!"

Yang: sigh "Yeah, sure..."

There was a knock at the door. Ruby shot off with her Semblance at super speed, out the window, through another window, and out into the hallway. She sees Jaune there with a guitar.

Ruby: "JAUNE!" She grabs his arm "I know you're here to ask out Weiss, but I'm begging you: Take my sister to the Dance!"

Jaune: "Wh-What?! Yang? But I-?!"

Ruby: "Please?! Please please please?!"

Yang opened the door. Ruby shot off, leaving no evidence she was there. She zipped back through the window and shot Jaune a desperate, pleading puppy eyed-expression.

Yang: "You here for Weiss-cream, VB?"

Jaune stares at Ruby. He then takes a deep breath. Being a fraud to cover up for himself was... Hard. He couldn't find any confidence in what he was saying. Yet when it came to lying for others? To save them and help them? He felt like he could be effective.

Jaune: "No. I'm here for you."

Yang: raises an eyebrow "Huh?"

Jaune: "The dance. You. Me."

Yang: Raises her other eyebrow in surprise "Eh?!"

Jaune: "I like to dance, you like to dance. We both like Ruby. I think we can have a fun time together. So, what do you say?"

Jaune smiles, looking confident. Yang actually blushes a little, and then laughs.

Yang: "Wow... Look at you! Just out with it with no stupid gimmicks! What, I don't get a serenade?"

Jaune: "I'm carrying my guitar for reasons other than asking out the hottest girl I know."

Yang: flushes again "... You know what? Sure."

Jaune: his voice nearly cracks "Really?" clears his throat "I mean... Cool. I've got a navy blue suit."

Yang: "Good, it'll match my dress. Bring flowers."

Jaune: "Roses good?"

Yang: "Yeah."

Jaune: "Sweet. See you then." He heads off

Yang closes the door, turns back... And smirks.

Yang: "Well well well! I'm not dateless anymore, now am I?"

Weiss: "You... You're going out with ARC?!"

Yang: "Aw, is someone jealous?"

Weiss: "LIKE HELL I AM! HAHAHA! Enjoy your time with that loser, Yang!"

Yang: "Oh, I certainly will! Enjoy your time with your philandering asshole!"

Weiss: "HE IS NOT!"

Ruby beams. She's made her sister happy... And Jaune would be a great date.

Speaking of, she checked her Scroll for a message from him:

Jaune: Did I just ask out your sister?!

Ruby: Yes! And she said yes!

Jaune: ... Why did I ask out your sister?!

Ruby: Cause you're my best friend!

Jaune: ... Can't argue with that. How's Weiss taking it?

Ruby looks back at her friends. Blake is watching Yang and Weiss argue in amusement.

Weiss: "Of course I'm not JEALOUS! You're going to have the worst time!"

Yang: "I doubt it. I'm not the one who left him pinned to a tree during Initiation, now am I?"

Weiss: "I... HE WAS ANNOYING!"

Blake: "I see it clearly now. He was just messing with Weiss to get close to Yang."

Weiss: "HE WAS WHAT?!"

Yang: "HA!"

Ruby: As well as can be expected...

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Dude… Yang is going to have a blast. Poor Pyrrha's going to be crushed.

 

[mgl1206]

I know, I know. But there aren't a lot of young males to ask Ruby out. I could have just used an OC. That might have been better.

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Yeah RWBY only really has like Ren and Jaune for actually good dating partners. I exclude Oscar because of Ozpin reasons.

 

[LordofBones]

I did find an image that could work well for Katy Sith:

Spoiler

What do you think?

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Blake: "Look at her, strutting around with her body on display, flaunting herself for the human masses. We cat faunus are meant to be sleek, lethal, elegant predators, not domesticated housecats built to carry litters for our human master-"
Katy: "What's wrong with her? She's been staring at me and mumbling for the past ten minutes."
Velvet: "She's from Menagerie."