Even More Blake is Racist 5
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With great reluctance and nervousness, Jaune goes up to Blake while she's at her rocket locker. She scowls at him a bit.
Jaune: "Hey Blake."
Blake: "Jaune."
Jaune: "Blake... I got some coupons for the Celsus Coffee House and Bookshop tomorrow." He holds them out "I thought you might like to go with me."
Blake: "Wait... Go with you... Like... Like a date?"
Jaune: nods "Yes."
Blake turns bright red.
Blake: frowns "It's... A little sudden. I mean, you've been avoiding me a lot lately."
Jaune: "Well, I wanted to make it up to you. I think we just had a miscommunication."
Blake: "I also thought you were pursuing Weiss."
Jaune: "No! No, I'm over her. Honestly? I think you're much prettier than her."
Blake: blush "... Wait... " scowls "Is it because you have a cat Faunus fetish?"
Jaune: "Er... I mean, no more than any other guy-"
Blake: "You dated a cat Faunus before, right?"
Jaune: "Yes, I did. We ended it amicably. I don't see you as a replacement for her if that's what you're asking."
Blake: shyly "Do you... Do you think I'm hotter than her?"
Jaune: "... Yes. Yes I do."
Blake: "... All right. Um... Do... Do you want me to wear a collar or-or anything?"
Jaune is silent for a while.
Jaune: "I mean... Not on the first date?"
Blake: "Oh, right. That... That would be rushing things for normal romance. Which I totally know how to do!"
Jaune: "It's okay, Blake. We'll just take it a step at a time, and have fun. All right?"
Blake: smiles "All... All right..."
Jaune has to admit, that is a pretty smile. He smiles back.
Jaune: "Great!"
Blake: "Okay. Sounds good." She heads off
Jaune: sighs once he's sure she's out of hearing range
Jaune: "Okay... Step One complete."
Ruby: "YAY!" Hugs Jaune "You did it! She'll get some normal romance and then she'll stop being so racist!"
Jaune: "We can only hope..."
Weiss and Yang also emerge from hiding.
Yang: "Oho? You dated a cat Faunus before, huh? Guess you've got Cat Scratch Fever?"
Jaune: "I didn't like her for that alone. We were like, childhood friends!"
Weiss: "So... You think Blake is prettier than me?"
Jaune: "Er... Honestly? I think you're all ridiculously beautiful, just in different ways."
Weiss: blush... Huffs "Sure you do!"
Ruby: blush "Really?"
Jaune: "Yes, really."
Yang: bright red... Snickers "Yeah, sure!"
Jaune: "I mean it! I'm still really sorry I came on so strong, Weiss. But I do think you're all gorgeous. I um, I might have fixated on you because, well... You're like the opposite of my ex and I didn't want to compare you to her. It wouldn't be fair. But she is just one of many kinds of girls I'm into... Well, maybe the kind I'm most into, really. I'm learning stuff about myself."
Yang: Grabs Jaune's Scroll "Oh? The exact opposite? So what is Katy Sith... Like...?"
She freezes and stares. The others do too.
A busty, blonde and muscular cat Faunus girl sits with Jaune in a photobooth.
Yang: "I... Wha...?"
Jaune: "I mean, you know... It's not like I dislike her or anything. I just... It's easy to fall for people like those you dated before so... Um... I'm gonna go!"
Jaune flees, grabbing his Scroll.
Weiss: scowls "What does he mean the exact opposite?! I... I'm beautiful! So what if my chest isn't huge?!"
Ruby: stares at Yang "Yang? You okay?"
Yang: "He's... Into... But he didn't...?" Eyes narrow "Why the hell did he... It's not like I'm a cat Faunus! I bet she's not a boxer, either! What the hell, Vomit Boy?!"
Ruby: "I mean, he said we're all beautiful in our own ways-"
Yang: "He didn't hit on me once because he didn't want to replace his ex?! That's the shittiest excuse ever! Going after BLAKE, now that's a repeat!"
Weiss: "I didn't think you cared, Yang."
Yang: "I DON'T! But... Ya know... Since he's over you... And maybe if we help Blake... He could ask me out. I mean, she looked pretty happy!"
Weiss: "They broke up!"
Yang: "AMICABLY!"
Jaune: "Hey Blake."
Blake: "Jaune."
Jaune: "Blake... I got some coupons for the Celsus Coffee House and Bookshop tomorrow." He holds them out "I thought you might like to go with me."
Blake: "Wait... Go with you... Like... Like a date?"
Jaune: nods "Yes."
Blake turns bright red.
Blake: frowns "It's... A little sudden. I mean, you've been avoiding me a lot lately."
Jaune: "Well, I wanted to make it up to you. I think we just had a miscommunication."
Blake: "I also thought you were pursuing Weiss."
Jaune: "No! No, I'm over her. Honestly? I think you're much prettier than her."
Blake: blush "... Wait... " scowls "Is it because you have a cat Faunus fetish?"
Jaune: "Er... I mean, no more than any other guy-"
Blake: "You dated a cat Faunus before, right?"
Jaune: "Yes, I did. We ended it amicably. I don't see you as a replacement for her if that's what you're asking."
Blake: shyly "Do you... Do you think I'm hotter than her?"
Jaune: "... Yes. Yes I do."
Blake: "... All right. Um... Do... Do you want me to wear a collar or-or anything?"
Jaune is silent for a while.
Jaune: "I mean... Not on the first date?"
Blake: "Oh, right. That... That would be rushing things for normal romance. Which I totally know how to do!"
Jaune: "It's okay, Blake. We'll just take it a step at a time, and have fun. All right?"
Blake: smiles "All... All right..."
Jaune has to admit, that is a pretty smile. He smiles back.
Jaune: "Great!"
Blake: "Okay. Sounds good." She heads off
Jaune: sighs once he's sure she's out of hearing range
Jaune: "Okay... Step One complete."
Ruby: "YAY!" Hugs Jaune "You did it! She'll get some normal romance and then she'll stop being so racist!"
Jaune: "We can only hope..."
Weiss and Yang also emerge from hiding.
Yang: "Oho? You dated a cat Faunus before, huh? Guess you've got Cat Scratch Fever?"
Jaune: "I didn't like her for that alone. We were like, childhood friends!"
Weiss: "So... You think Blake is prettier than me?"
Jaune: "Er... Honestly? I think you're all ridiculously beautiful, just in different ways."
Weiss: blush... Huffs "Sure you do!"
Ruby: blush "Really?"
Jaune: "Yes, really."
Yang: bright red... Snickers "Yeah, sure!"
Jaune: "I mean it! I'm still really sorry I came on so strong, Weiss. But I do think you're all gorgeous. I um, I might have fixated on you because, well... You're like the opposite of my ex and I didn't want to compare you to her. It wouldn't be fair. But she is just one of many kinds of girls I'm into... Well, maybe the kind I'm most into, really. I'm learning stuff about myself."
Yang: Grabs Jaune's Scroll "Oh? The exact opposite? So what is Katy Sith... Like...?"
She freezes and stares. The others do too.
A busty, blonde and muscular cat Faunus girl sits with Jaune in a photobooth.
Yang: "I... Wha...?"
Jaune: "I mean, you know... It's not like I dislike her or anything. I just... It's easy to fall for people like those you dated before so... Um... I'm gonna go!"
Jaune flees, grabbing his Scroll.
Weiss: scowls "What does he mean the exact opposite?! I... I'm beautiful! So what if my chest isn't huge?!"
Ruby: stares at Yang "Yang? You okay?"
Yang: "He's... Into... But he didn't...?" Eyes narrow "Why the hell did he... It's not like I'm a cat Faunus! I bet she's not a boxer, either! What the hell, Vomit Boy?!"
Ruby: "I mean, he said we're all beautiful in our own ways-"
Yang: "He didn't hit on me once because he didn't want to replace his ex?! That's the shittiest excuse ever! Going after BLAKE, now that's a repeat!"
Weiss: "I didn't think you cared, Yang."
Yang: "I DON'T! But... Ya know... Since he's over you... And maybe if we help Blake... He could ask me out. I mean, she looked pretty happy!"
Weiss: "They broke up!"
Yang: "AMICABLY!"