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[AndrewJTalon]

Some ideas:

-What if Ruby found out about Jaune's fake transcripts instead of Pyrrha?

-Cardin's father was saved from a White Fang assassin by Velvet's father, and now Cardin's dad wants his son to get along with the daughter of his new best friend. Shenanigans ensue.

-Yang keeps dragging Jaune off with her to find out things about her mom because he's the responsible one. But even with all the chaos and bar fights, he is having a good time. And so is she.

-Arslan and Jaune begin training together, as Arslan is a huge fan of Jaune's dad. They get very close... Much to Pyrrha's chagrin.

-Whitley again ends up in an embarrassing situation with Ruby. But what kind? Come up with some!

-Give me more ideas for The Arc Clan.

-Give me more ideas for Jaune SI BS.

-Continue any previous idea and/or series!

 

[SharkCultist]

-What if Ruby found out about Jaune's fake transcripts instead of Pyrrha?

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Jaunes transcripts are so obviously fake it isn't even funny.

Full of claims of things like suplexing a ursa out of a bullhead in a hurricane.

Ruby decides there's only one thing to do. To both help and punish Jaune she'll help torture train him until he has accomplished everything on his transcripts!

 

[dragon_cloud16]

-Give me more ideas for The Arc Clan.

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Here's an idea. Burnice White-Arc decides to visit with her gang to see both her younger half-siblings Weiss and Jaune. Of course, she ends up dragging Belle into it all and well...

The Son's of Camdon going nuts with Burnice providing booze, trying to get to know Weiss, try to help Jaune out, and unknowingly make Belle fall for her younger brother. Only to decide that she would be a wonderful sister-in-law and bride to her half-brother.

 

[SharkCultist]

Weird idea here but Blake has 4 brothers.

All adopted turtle faunus.

The teenage terrorist ninja catgirl really hopes they don't find out she's at beacon or they'll find some way to get into the school and either stay and annoy her or drag her home.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Jaunes transcripts are so obviously fake it isn't even funny.

Full of claims of things like suplexing a ursa out of a bullhead in a hurricane.

Ruby decides there's only one thing to do. To both help and punish Jaune she'll help torture train him until he has accomplished everything on his transcripts!

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Those sound like Nora's transcripts, to be honest......

-Arslan and Jaune begin training together, as Arslan is a huge fan of Jaune's dad. They get very close... Much to Pyrrha's chagrin.

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I'm always down for more LionKnight!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Some ideas for Arslan/Jaune bits you might consider writing. I mean, if you like my take on her.

Arslan: "Honestly Jaune, your father is a paladin! Surely you can get this prayer right."

Jaune: "Ugh... I always forget the trespasses against me thing. I just go with 'sins against me'."

Arslan: "But in the ancient Ozymandian tongue, it better translates to 'trespass' than 'sin'."

Jaune: "I think God will know what I'm meaning, even if I don't use the right words."

Arslan: chuckles "I suppose He will at that. That said, one should strive to be as precise as possible in your language. After all, if I told you I love you in Vytalian, that can carry all sorts of connotations. I might be saying it as a friend, a comrade..." She leans in close to him "A lover~..."

Jaune: "Ah... Um... B-But I know from context it's friendly love... R-Right?"

Arslan: smiles "For now."

Jaune: "Huh?"

Arslan: "Oh, nothing~."

- - -

Pyrrha bursts into a room.

Pyrrha: "ARSLAN!"

Arslan is calmly washing Jaune's feet in a basin.

Arslan: "Hello Pyrrha. You seem very excited about something. Are you all right?"

Pyrrha: "I uh... Um... I heard you and Jaune were... Washing eachother's feet."

Jaune: "It's a ritual in Arslan's sect of the Stonebreakers! Means we have the greatest of trust in one another!"

Pyrrha: "Oh... Um... I-I see, uh... W-Well, um..."

Arslan: "I see. I believe Pyrrha is thinking of Hellenic slang."

Jaune: "Really?"

Arslan: "Yes. I believe in the Hellenic tongue, washing someone's feet carries... Carnal connotations."

Pyrrha: bright red

Jaune: "Oh! Ohhhh... Geez. Is that why Weiss gave us a weird look when I said it? She said she knows Hellenic."

Arslan: "Possibly."

Jaune: "Well, Pyrrha... Would you like me to wash your feet for you? To show how much I trust and cherish you, too?"

Pyrrha: even brighter red "... I... Y-yes..."

Arslan: smug

- - -

Pyrrha happens upon Jaune, who is massaging a very out of it Yang's shoulders.

Pyrrha: "Ah? Jaune? What happened?"

Jaune: "Oh! Hey Pyr! Well, Arslan's been teaching me some Aura-based massage techniques. Yang had a rough workout and I wanted to help her... So I tested them out. How are you, Yang? Does anything hurt?"

Yang is bright red, and very quiet.

Yang: "... G-Great, Jaune... I-I mean VB."

Jaune: "No pain?"

Yang: "No... Not at all..."

She's licking her lips as she stares at Jaune, which infuriates Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: "Oh? She taught them to you?"

Jaune: "Yeah! She had me train on her too. She says I'm getting really, really good!"

Pyrrha: "I see... How about you get to the rooftop for our training, Jaune? I believe you're running a little late. Sorry."

Jaune: "Oh! Sorry Pyr. I'll see you up there!" beams and heads off

Pyrrha: glares at Yang "... Yang? YANG!"

Yang: "H-Huh? I uh... Um..."

Pyrrha: "What happened?!"

Yang: "... Wow... Um... Cereal Girl? You had better make your move... Because if you don't? I'm making mine."

Pyrrha: "... He's that good?!"

Yang: "Hell, I think the only reason Dandelion hasn't jumped him is because of her vows. But she's definitely gunning for him."

Pyrrha: very frustrated "Nnngh...!"

 

[zMADLAXz]

This might sound weord but what is the "Gay Son vs Thot Daughter" debate in the FNDM?

Like the debate is only so because you are illogical and closed minded?

This might sound biased to people but I think Gay son is obviously the better choice.

So what are some instances of this?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Just as a reminder, among the many sins of the first light novel alone are explicitly making Team CFVY responsible for Ruby arriving too late to help Pyrrha against Cinder because of petty bickering and having Coco learn the same lesson three times over the course of the light novel and expecting us to believe that, this time, it will actually stick.

And that lesson? That being a leader means more than just barking out orders and that she should be open to input from her teammates, and to stop being ridiculously overprotective of Velvet.

Yeah. Once again, let me remind you that even CRWBY, EVEN CRWBY, thought this writing was terrible. EVEN. CRWBY.

 

[SharkCultist]

Just as a reminder, among the many sins of the first light novel alone are explicitly making Team CFVY responsible for Ruby arriving too late to help Pyrrha against Cinder because of petty bickering and having Coco learn the same lesson three times over the course of the light novel and expecting us to believe that, this time, it will actually stick.

And that lesson? That being a leader means more than just barking out orders and that she should be open to input from her teammates, and to stop being ridiculously overprotective of Velvet.

Yeah. Once again, let me remind you that even CRWBY, EVEN CRWBY, thought this writing was terrible. EVEN. CRWBY.

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It feels like Coco was made team leader simply for the fact that all her teammates are too passive.

 

[Dragon Bob]

A while ago people were talking about how Huntsmen and Grimm would be rated for missions. The best option in my point of view was something like Jujutsu Kaisen, same ranking system for both Grimm and Huntsmen, where a huntsman of a given rank is expected to beat a Grimm of a given rank in a one on one. With the exception of the highest rank, where it breaks down.
Here is a more in-depth look at how I think they would handle the ranking.

Civilian:
The lowest level, this is the level of an untrained human without aura. Grimm of this level are things like singular baby death stalkers, a single Apathy, and possession Grimm without something to possess. These are rather uncommon and often possess abilities to make up for their weakness. Not dangerous when prepared, they still commonly kill the unwary.
Beowulf:
This is the level of a trained soldier, Militaman, or untrained aura wielder. Grimm of this level are the most common forms of Grimm in any given region. Lacking any special abilities and typically too young to have any real intelligence, they rely on numbers to overwhelm villages. Beowolves are the premiere example of this in Vale, while Creeps, Sabyrs, Ravagers, and Razorwings take this spot elsewhere.
Alpha:
This is the level of a highly trained aura less soldier or a student of a huntsman academy. The first level that you'll see on an actual mission list, the others being mostly academic. This is the tier for Alpha Grimm and their accompanying packs, a dangerous to the untrained or those without aura, it also includes Grimm such as Ursa Major and it is the lowest level a Grimm with some extra ability, such as shooting fire, can be ranked.
Elder:
This is the level of a graduate Huntsman. It represents Grimm of advanced age such as Elders or Goliaths. Often have special abilities or are otherwise extremely durable.
Legendary:
This is the level of expert Huntsmen. The majority of Atlas Ace Ops and Qrow are at this level. For Grimm it's creatures such as the Nuckelavee or Sea Feilong. The Hound is such a Grimm due to its intelligence. They almost always possess special abilities and don't resemble any living creatures. A single such Grimm could easily destroy a major village in a day.
Leviathan:
This is the highest level and one beyond normal humans. Typically only reached by those with some form of magic. Grimm of this category can single handily threaten entire kingdoms. To reach this level a Grimm must meet one requirement of two requirements. It must be able to spawn additional Grimm of the Beowolf level or it must be larger than 100 feet. Examples include Monstra, the whale that destroyed Atlas, the Wyvern which attacked Beacon.

In general a 4 man team of Hunters is expected to be able to fight at one rank above their average ranking. And a swarm of Grimm often reaches rankings above their average. A dozen Beowolves lead by 2 Alphas might be rated as an Elder class threat.

The names picked were because the only actual classification we see is that Leviathan is the name of a class. Thus I assume that classes are named after the most common Grimm in them, with the exception of Civilian since it's primarily made of human civilians, and Legendary because it's made up of unique Grimm.

 

[Bofors40mm]

Some ideas:

-What if Ruby found out about Jaune's fake transcripts instead of Pyrrha?

-Cardin's father was saved from a White Fang assassin by Velvet's father, and now Cardin's dad wants his son to get along with the daughter of his new best friend. Shenanigans ensue.

-Yang keeps dragging Jaune off with her to find out things about her mom because he's the responsible one. But even with all the chaos and bar fights, he is having a good time. And so is she.

-Arslan and Jaune begin training together, as Arslan is a huge fan of Jaune's dad. They get very close... Much to Pyrrha's chagrin.

-Whitley again ends up in an embarrassing situation with Ruby. But what kind? Come up with some!

-Give me more ideas for The Arc Clan.

-Give me more ideas for Jaune SI BS.

-Continue any previous idea and/or series!

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Blonde, hot, fighting evil, has self confidence problems, also a good expy option....
Ann Takamaki as a Arc could work....