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[The Brotherhood of Steel]

Was rewatching bullet train and had a fun idea.

Prior to the new school year at Beacon Qrow is tasked with delivering something to Lionheart however not wanting to do it he hires a scraggly blonde teen who is looking to earn money for Beacon to do it instead. Cue Jaune traveling from Argus to Haven and encountering a bunch of Salems minions who think he's one of Oz's agents.


Jaune encountering Adam


View: https://youtu.be/88dcagH_skM?si=tXlxUIt31yqHcRWx

 

[Gur40]

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and Jaune has no Aura so while it is literally word for word what he says to Adam
Adam ends up getting defenestrated, the reason for Jaune and the assassins luck?
Qrow was on the train nursing a hangover from visiting Yang and Ruby

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

and Jaune has no Aura

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Oh yeah he's going to look like he's been through a meat grinder by the end.

Qrow was on the train nursing a hangover from visiting Yang and Ruby

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Jaune picked up one of Qrow's feathers and made a good luck charm out of it. Turns out it has a portion of his semblance attached. Meanwhile Qrow is in Argus nursing a hangover when Glynda calls and chews him out for giving the package to Jaune. Turns out Qrow didn't read the full briefing, otherwise he would known this is all a setup to test to see if Lionheart is the traitor because if he leaked the info then Qrow would get attacked on the train by Salem's agents. Needless to say the people of Argus swore they saw a bird flying as fast as it could and screaming fuck over and over again.


Jaune encountering sun



View: https://youtu.be/YAzT_wOIjAU?si=8JNKMQA9QYjCojQb

 

[AndrewJTalon]

In the whole history of the world, no civilization that lasted has ever put all of its eggs into once basket and only had ONE major community.

For many reasons.

This is why the megacity concept is flawed.

Yes the capital city of most civilizations was the biggest but it did not have all of the population of that civilization. It's unsustainable. Resources are not evenly distributed and getting those resources to various places has varying levels of difficulty and resource cost. We don't ship grain, vegetables, meat or fruit to one central area to be processed and distributed across the entire United States, as an example. Food would spoil, the facilities would have to be massive, scheduling them all would be the biggest nightmare in the history of mankind, etc.

So there's nothing wrong with there being four main capital cities, but there would be smaller cities focusing on various resources. Human beings have lived under siege for thousands of years in walled off cities, against beasts and other hostile humans. Remnant would be no different in that regard.

Honestly it might be better for the story if Remnant was actually in a golden age, where Mankind and Faunus were thriving and the Grimm were seen as more of an ever present natural hazard that could be managed and mitigated. That at last, Remnant would be controlled by Man again.

And Salem decided to remind humanity and faunus just who they are fucking with.

 

[Fallout5368]

Jaune picked up one of Qrow's feathers and made a good luck charm out of it. Turns out it has a portion of his semblance attached. Meanwhile Qrow is in Argus nursing a hangover when Glynda calls and chews him out for giving the package to Jaune. Turns out Qrow didn't read the full briefing, otherwise he would known this is all a setup to test to see if Lionheart is the traitor because if he leaked the info then Qrow would get attacked on the train by Salem's agents. Needless to say the people of Argus swore they saw a bird flying as fast as it could and screaming fuck over and over again.

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You know for extra funny Jaune should mention it to the everyone else when they are doing some kind of team building episode. Though who will be The Elder and White Death in this scenario? Can't have a Bullet Train without all the other characters. That and Japanese Holding Out For a Hero.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHNiMw0s7bU