[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[zMADLAXz]

McCarthy was right

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I'm not nearly versed in political science or American history to comment on this.

So, related to Temporal step sibling war, how do you guys think about how Arjun and Saia's dates used to go.

I am inclined to think that their dates where like just them fighting and guerrilla warfare against the hundred Kauravas.

But there had to be some special thing here and there you know.

 

[digcat]

So, related to Temporal step sibling war, how do you guys think about how Arjun and Saia's dates used to go.

I am inclined to think that their dates where like just them fighting and guerrilla warfare against the hundred Kauravas.

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I can see that probably the same for Nic and Izabella as well.

 

[Gur40]

Jaune Wives Futures

Spoiler: who fits what

Emerald/Cinder , Winter/Weiss/May
Blake/Glynda[instructors], Jaune himself
??, Pyrrha/Yang/Arslan
Ruby

if your disagree please say your pick!

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Racoon Faunus

Spoiler: they do know Arturia and Emiya

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others with Jaune

Spoiler: hands up

tsundere fail

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I'm not nearly versed in political science or American history to comment on this.

So, related to Temporal step sibling war, how do you guys think about how Arjun and Saia's dates used to go.

I am inclined to think that their dates where like just them fighting and guerrilla warfare against the hundred Kauravas.

But there had to be some special thing here and there you know.

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A few assassination attempts too.

 

[KarasAdamas]

Ren: You fool. You've doomed my pelvis.

Nora: so what's my new sister-in-sexual-pleasure named?

Official: Princess Mai Shiranui *he shows them a picture*

Nora: brothers damn she makes yang look like Weiss with those things!

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I need to see this idea being expanded. If Jaune's the King of Vale, married to Princess Blake of Menagerie, and then having Emperor Ren of Mistral as his Blood-Brother would form a new super power in the world.

 

[John Jackson]

I need to see this idea being expanded. If Jaune's the King of Vale, married to Princess Blake of Menagerie, and then having Emperor Ren of Mistral as his Blood-Brother would form a new super power in the world.

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That's some Weber level monarchy fantasy right there …wait would that make Atles the only democracy?

 

[Sliverhero]

That's some Weber level monarchy fantasy right there …wait would that make Atles the only democracy?

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Its a full blown military dictorship but it is stuck in a civil war with the Loyalist who want to restore the monarchy while dealing with the faction that wants the companions in charges (this factions has all the mercs, bandits and free lance Huntsmen on its side)

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The common room was absolute chaos.

Jaune paced like a caged Beowolf, scroll clutched in one white-knuckled hand, voice cracking on every call. "She's not at the playground. Not at the library. Not answering her scroll—wait, she doesn't have a scroll, she's four!"

Ruby was halfway out the window, Crescent Rose half-unfolded. "I'll check the cliffs! She loves the view!"

Weiss had already pulled up the academy's security feeds on her scroll, muttering, "If that child has been kidnapped-!"

Blake's ears were flat under her bow, shadows flickering at her feet. "I knew I should've put a tracker on her shoes."

Yang cracked her knuckles, hair sparking. "Whoever took her is getting punched into next week."

Pyrrha stood rigid in the doorway, spear gripped too tight. "We should split up. I'll take the training fields—"

The door slid open with a cheerful ding.

Mint strolled in like she owned the place, black hair bouncing, a playful glint in her mismatched eyes. On her hip sat Mia, happily licking a massive strawberry-chocolate swirl cone, both cheeks smeared with ice cream and a sticky grin on her face. Mint's other hand held an identical cone for herself.

Silence crashed over the room.

Jaune's scroll clattered to the floor. "MIA ARC!"

Mia's ears drooped instantly. "Papa…?"

Jaune crossed the room in three strides, voice tight but controlled. "You cannot just disappear like that! No note, no telling anyone, nothing! We thought someone took you! Mint, you can't just—!"

Mia's lip wobbled. The ice cream started to drip forgotten onto the floor as big tears welled in her blue eyes. "I-I'm sorry… Mint said it was a surprise… and ice cream…"

The tears spilled over.

Jaune's anger evaporated like mist. He dropped to his knees and pulled her into his arms, cone and all, hugging her tight against his hoodie.

"Hey, hey, shhh. I'm not mad at you, kitten. I was scared. I love you so much and I got really worried. You can't run off without telling me, okay? Promise?"

Mia sniffled into his shoulder, nodding hard.

"Promise…"

Mint watched the whole thing with a soft, almost shy expression. She lifted her hands and signed slowly and clearly so everyone could see:

<I'm sorry. I thought it would be fun. She was safe the whole time.>

Jaune exhaled, still holding Mia close, and gave Mint a tired but genuine look. "I know you care about her. I do. Just… next time, tell someone. Please."

Mint's smirk returned, slow and dangerous. She signed again, then rested one hand boldly on Jaune's shoulder, leaning in with a wink hot enough to melt steel.

<As recompense… I could always give her a little sibling.>

The room exploded.

Ruby squeaked so loud her voice cracked. "EXCUSE ME?!"

Yang's hair flared like a bonfire. "Oh you did NOT just—"

Weiss's rapier half-unsheathed with an icy chime. "You absolute harlot—!"

Blake's shadows multiplied in outrage. "Mint, I swear on every book I own—"

Pyrrha's spear slammed tip-down into the floor hard enough to crack the tile. Her voice was dangerously calm.

"I will politely ask you to remove your hand from his shoulder before I politely remove your arm."

Nora, from her perch on the couch, cackled like a hyena. "Ten lien says she actually does it!"

Ren just sipped his tea, hiding a tiny, amused smile behind the cup.

"Sucker bet."

Jaune remained frozen, bright red from neck to ears, mouth opening and closing with zero sound coming out. Mia, still tucked against his chest, looked up curiously.

"Papa, what's a harlot?"

Jaune made a strangled noise.

Mint just winked again, gave his shoulder one last playful squeeze, and sauntered out the door like she hadn't just dropped a live grenade into the middle of the room.

 

[Ardrianian]

Chaos Gremlin Neo strikes again! The ladies really need to get their feet out of da Nile, but it is delicious to see them squirm seeing potential progeny in the form of Mia.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

"Papa, what's a harlot?"

Jaune made a strangled noise.

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Weiss - "They're the women on the fronts of Blake's books."

 

[Handspan]

Weiss - "They're the women on the fronts of Blake's books."

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And now I'm reminded of a song my brother once ran across "there's a bimbo on the cover of my book".

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

I am very much not surprised Neo would do that

 

[Gur40]

Sisters

Spoiler: 1 braincell

wish they had more moments

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Ruby tired

Spoiler: before and after

she was finally of age to join Beacon and had to be the worlds savior

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Team RWBY post Salem World

Spoiler: Jaune Reunion

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Beacon Era RNJR

Spoiler: Jaune turns on Big Brother mode

Nora and Ruby would have been unstoppable duo, Ren greying early

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A Jaune that knows he can't die until the Ever After and those around him reaction

Spoiler: Not Dead

Nothing Can Kill Him Worse, Every Other Fate However

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Port Life

Spoiler: His Wife