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am i the only one who read this as the soldier from tf2?Soldier: I DINT FUCKING KNOW BUT THIS BULL FAUNUS JUST GREW FOUR MORE FUCKING ARMS. I NEED MEN!
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am i the only one who read this as the soldier from tf2?Soldier: I DINT FUCKING KNOW BUT THIS BULL FAUNUS JUST GREW FOUR MORE FUCKING ARMS. I NEED MEN!
Whitley: Oh my Gods... Really? Poison? This is like the twelfth this week. Don't you have anything better!?him and the Belladonnas having to deal with weekly White Fang assassination attempts to the point it becomes a comedic routine.
Maybe Jaune broke up with her so he can follow his dream of becoming a hunter. He give me that feeling in the earlier volume. Maybe he broke up with her, so when he inevitably disappear to become a hunter, his family won't question / bother her much.First off, why did she and Jaune break up?
Second, we need a story prompt where Blake ISN'T a shitty kitty. Just to imagine such a world
Maybe Jaune broke up with her so he can follow his dream of becoming a hunter. He give me that feeling in the earlier volume. Maybe he broke up with her, so when he inevitably disappear to become a hunter, his family won't question / bother her much.
It wasn't often Yang cooked anymore. It had sucked really, being the only one able to make meals when Dad just shut down and Ruby was hungry. Still, she'd gotten pretty good at it and she couldn't say she didn't appreciate the skills she'd gained. Beacon meals and some fast food were sufficient, but sometimes a gal just needed to cook some comfort food.
Rather than spoil her fashionable clothing with grease, she donned an apron and tied her hair back. She cooked the hamburger steaks with the ease of long practice and enjoyed the smell as they sizzled in her custom sauce.
It wasn't a very complicated recipe, but it was comforting.
The door to the common room opened. She jumped.
"Hey, what smells so good-Oh! Oh, hey Yang..."
Yang looked over and smiled at Jaune. The resident dorky knight stared intently at her.
"Hey VB. Thought you were headed out to Vale?"
"I uh... J-Just... Um..." Jaune stuttered. Yang frowned.
"What?"
"You look uh... Um..." Jaune gestured a bit. Yang shrugged.
"What? I can be domestic."
Her eyes narrowed. Jaune looked nervous. More nervous than usual, honestly.
"Something wrong with me dressing like this?" She demanded.
"No! No, no, of-of course not!" Jaune said quickly, waving his hand, "Ah, it's just... Um... Unexpected! Th-That's all!"
His voice cracked a bit. Yang snickered.
"What, do I look like your mom or something?"
"Uh... Um..." Jaune shrugged. "I-I mean... Kind of... In a good way."
"So, I look good?" Yang asked, smirking at him. She checked her hamburger steaks-Yup, just fine. She could tease Jaune a little, that was always fun.
"Y-yeah. Very good," Jaune confirmed. Yang sauntered up to him, swinging her hips. She smirked playfully.
"Oh? How good? Good enough to eat~?"
"Uhhh..." Jaune tried.
Oh this was priceless. The way he was staring and stuttering like some twelve year old with his first boner! And of course, there was some pride involved. After all, why would he crush on Weiss when she was right there?
"Or are you imagining me welcoming you home, darling~?" She crooned. "Would you like dinner, a bath, or...?" And here she scooted right up and pressed her chest against his, grinning up into his eyes.
"Me~?"
HA! Oh man he is going to faint! He is gonna run! He is-
His lips pressed against hers. Warmth flooded her body as he kissed her.
He... He's kissing me, her brain thought in a detached sort of way, He's... Kissing me... He's kissing me?!
And it was... Good?! His tongue was trying to batter down her lips. It just tapped for entry and instinctively, she opened up. Their tongues touched, she sucked in a heated breath through her nostrils and-
Jaune pulled away. They both panted.
"I uh... I um..." Jaune coughed, red-faced. "... Bye!"
He fled, leaving Yang staring after him. She panted for breath softly. She slowly reached up and touched her lips. They still tingled from the kiss.
"... Wait, what?!"
They are now obligated to expand the Xiao-Long & Arc bloodlines. At least 20 grandchildren, gotta beat jaune's mother record.He fled, leaving Yang staring after him. She panted for breath softly. She slowly reached up and touched her lips. They still tingled from the kiss.
"... Wait, what?!"
I would like this more, because then she can cause a teensy bit trouble for the funsies. She is gonna hang around Jaune, making other girls and guys get quite jealous. I imagine it like a cat pushing a cup off a table lol.Of course, Katy may just visit Jaune to check on him. They were childhood friends before they started dating. And she may have no intention of restarting the relationship.
They are now obligated to expand the Xiao-Long & Arc bloodlines. At least 20 grandchildren, gotta beat jaune's mother record.
Right I need at least a dozen more chapters of this universe now please and thank youIt wasn't often Yang cooked anymore. It had sucked really, being the only one able to make meals when Dad just shut down and Ruby was hungry. Still, she'd gotten pretty good at it and she couldn't say she didn't appreciate the skills she'd gained. Beacon meals and some fast food were sufficient, but sometimes a gal just needed to cook some comfort food.
Rather than spoil her fashionable clothing with grease, she donned an apron and tied her hair back. She cooked the hamburger steaks with the ease of long practice and enjoyed the smell as they sizzled in her custom sauce.
It wasn't a very complicated recipe, but it was comforting.
The door to the common room opened. She jumped.
"Hey, what smells so good-Oh! Oh, hey Yang..."
Yang looked over and smiled at Jaune. The resident dorky knight stared intently at her.
"Hey VB. Thought you were headed out to Vale?"
"I uh... J-Just... Um..." Jaune stuttered. Yang frowned.
"What?"
"You look uh... Um..." Jaune gestured a bit. Yang shrugged.
"What? I can be domestic."
Her eyes narrowed. Jaune looked nervous. More nervous than usual, honestly.
"Something wrong with me dressing like this?" She demanded.
"No! No, no, of-of course not!" Jaune said quickly, waving his hand, "Ah, it's just... Um... Unexpected! Th-That's all!"
His voice cracked a bit. Yang snickered.
"What, do I look like your mom or something?"
"Uh... Um..." Jaune shrugged. "I-I mean... Kind of... In a good way."
"So, I look good?" Yang asked, smirking at him. She checked her hamburger steaks-Yup, just fine. She could tease Jaune a little, that was always fun.
"Y-yeah. Very good," Jaune confirmed. Yang sauntered up to him, swinging her hips. She smirked playfully.
"Oh? How good? Good enough to eat~?"
"Uhhh..." Jaune tried.
Oh this was priceless. The way he was staring and stuttering like some twelve year old with his first boner! And of course, there was some pride involved. After all, why would he crush on Weiss when she was right there?
"Or are you imagining me welcoming you home, darling~?" She crooned. "Would you like dinner, a bath, or...?" And here she scooted right up and pressed her chest against his, grinning up into his eyes.
"Me~?"
HA! Oh man he is going to faint! He is gonna run! He is-
His lips pressed against hers. Warmth flooded her body as he kissed her.
He... He's kissing me, her brain thought in a detached sort of way, He's... Kissing me... He's kissing me?!
And it was... Good?! His tongue was trying to batter down her lips. It just tapped for entry and instinctively, she opened up. Their tongues touched, she sucked in a heated breath through her nostrils and-
Jaune pulled away. They both panted.
"I uh... I um..." Jaune coughed, red-faced. "... Bye!"
He fled, leaving Yang staring after him. She panted for breath softly. She slowly reached up and touched her lips. They still tingled from the kiss.
"... Wait, what?!"
Where is the rest of it? you can't make something this wonderful and end it there, that's illegal or something, I demand you make this into a entire novel, failing that I'll settle for a multi chapter fic but there needs to be more regardless.
That picture is hilarious.
Pyrrha used brute strength to bust out of the ropes, and stood up. She glared after the galloping horse, who was absconding with Jaune. The horse shot her a side along glare back.
She had forgotten another rival. How sloppy of her.
HOLY FUCK, EVEN JAUNE'S HORSE WANTS HIM! Time to hide away any Humanization Relics and Ozpin away.
Too late, the people have spoken.
So, Ozpion got drunk for once, forgot that he shouldn't be able to talk to animals, and granted another wish? Seems Legit
Sun you fool, knowing Blake's track record he should know that she's going to run away when she realizes that succeeding her father means she's going to do boring paperwork and treat canine Faunus as equals
Nick's semblance in this timeline is just him summoning propane and propane accessories.Nick, Taiyang, Qrow, and Arjun having beer and various conversations outside of the Arc farmhouse or Beacon Academy ala King of the Hill might be fun:
Salem: Prepares generic evil plot to screw over the heroes.Nick's semblance in this timeline is just him summoning propane and propane accessories.
I accidentally misread this as "oblivious blood knight", which would be a very different and probably funny version of Jaune.Hell, it's incredibly likely they'll try to compete for our oblivious blond knight.