Dragonslayer: The Truth
AndrewJTalon
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I know this is supposed to be humor, but I genuinely think it wouldn't get off the floor. Yang would explain herself/her plan, and Jaune would basically explain the whole point of the Jaundice Arc—Manhood, and in her case, Womanhood, is not a "thing" that is "decided." It's not any more or less manly to ask for help despite traditional values, and it's not more or less feminine to prefer less traditional/more physical means of entertainment. If anyone can't understand or appreciate that, (or her) they're as much of an idiotic fool he was when he snuck his way into Beacon, nor should they have the right to be someone she confides in. Cue her being flustered.
Jaune Arc got up early. It's just what he did: Years as a farmboy had ingrained the habit into him.
It may have also been a combination of a few other things: The responsibility he felt for his team as their leader, the drive to improve so he wouldn't hold them back, wanting to encourage and motivate them by making them breakfast...
And it was kind of fun to see Nora cuddling up to Ren. No matter what, she always found his way into Ren's bed to sleep next to him. He always seemed a lot more relaxed, too.
Also, perhaps teasing Pyrrha a bit over her drooling?
He shook his head.
No... You owe too much to her to do that, he thought.
Well... Maybe a little. Once he made it clear he did respect her. Right? Right.
He headed out into the common room, silently shutting the door behind him. He yawned then... Sniffed. He smelled cooking eggs and bacon. He looked over at their kitchenette and blinked.
A shock of golden hair greeted him, attached to one Yang Xiao-Long. She was in a purple sundress and an apron, with her hair tied back. She was cooking up a storm. She looked up and smiled at him.
"Hey VB! Good morning!" She whispered loudly.
Jaune blinked.
"Uh... Hey Yang," he greeted, walking towards her, "What's the occasion?"
"What occasion? I just felt like getting dressed up and cooking breakfast," she said with a warm smile. Jaune blinked a few more times.
"You're wearing a lot of make up," he pronounced.
"Yeah? ... Does it look good?"
"I mean, yeah," Jaune said with a nod, "Little thick on the eyeliner though and the lipstick is uh... M-Maybe a little too dark?"
He blushed. Okay, up close she was a lot prettier. Honestly, her in a dress and apron was... Wow. He already thought she was a knockout but... Damn!
Yang frowned and paused in her cooking. She pulled out her makeup kit and examined herself in the mirror.
"Yeah, I guess I did go a little heavy on it," she admitted. She looked over at him with a raised eyebrow. "How do you know so much about it?"
"Seven sisters," Jaune deadpanned. Yang's eyes widened in disbelief. He pulled out his Scroll and flipped to the same picture he showed whenever anyone reacted like that: The one of himself with his seven siblings on a couch, and he was holding a sign that read "Help".
Yang snorted in laughter.
"Wow! You're not kidding!" She snickered. Jaune nodded.
"Yeah. Also? Turn your eggs."
"Ah!" Yang grabbed a spatula and turned them over. She looked over at Jaune with a speculative smile.
"So... You're probably a good judge of what's girly and what's not, huh VB?"
"I mean... I guess?" Jaune shrugged. Yang nodded with a beam.
"Then you're perfect!"
"For?"
"Helping me be more feminine, of course," Yang insisted. Jaune blinked a few times.
"What? Why do you need help with that, Yang?" Honestly, he felt like he'd walked into another universe with that statement.
Yang sighed and shrugged. She didn't meet his eyes.
"I, well... What's wrong with wanting to be more feminine?"
"Nothing," Jaune said with a smile, "But it's a little sudden, you know? And I don't think a purse is great for combat class."
"I would have set it down," Yang grumbled. She sighed and looked back at breakfast, flipping some pancakes off the griddle. Jaune dutifully grabbed a plate and caught them all in a stack. Yang raised an eyebrow and grinned.
"Not bad," she said.
"Thanks," Jaune nodded, "So... What brought it on?"
Yang sighed again.
"... It's stupid," she said, "Neptune said I was a tomboy."
Jaune bit back a growl. That freaking guy that Weiss was mooning over?
"And, well..." She shrugged, "I dunno... I wanted to prove him wrong, I guess." She smiled at him. "So! You wanna help me prove him wrong?"
Jaune held her gaze for a time, before he slowly shook his head.
"Yang? Why do you care what he thinks?"
"I... I dunno," Yang muttered, glancing away again. It felt very familiar.
Jaune sighed and flipped through his Scroll. He held it up to her. Yang stared... And snickered in disbelief.
"I-What?! You're in a dress?!"
"Yup," Jaune said with a nod, "Seven sisters and I was their dress up doll. I also did plenty of sewing, cooking, and other 'girly' stuff."
He flipped through a few more pictures.
"I also helped my dad fix the tractor, put in fence posts, and wrangle livestock," he stated. Yang flushed. Jaune frowned in confusion and glanced at the photo: What was the big deal? He had lost his shirt wrestling that pig in the mud. What was embarrassing about that?
"I guess that, well, what I'm trying to say is: If you want to dress up, cook, and all that? That's great," Jaune said with a smile, "And if you want to be a bruiser with a bike? That's even better. You clearly know how to dress and cook and take care of Ruby."
"I..." Yang looked at him curiously, "How much did she-?"
"A lot," Jaune said with a nod, "It couldn't have been easy."
Yang sucked in a tight breath and glanced out the window for a moment. She returned her gaze back to the food cooking on the stove.
"It... It wasn't," she whispered.
"But that's how I know," Jaune said with a smile, "That you'll be a great mom and wife someday. You don't have to be this... This image of yourself in your head. You just have to be the best you can be. Truly."
Yang glanced at him. Her blush was a bit more pronounced.
"When did you stop being such a... A goof?" She asked quietly. Jaune shrugged, his memory going back to the fight in Forever Fall.
"Let's just say I realized I was trying to be something I wasn't, and I needed to be honest with others and myself," he said softly.
"Well..." Yang sighed. "I... Thanks."
"Any time," Jaune replied with a smile. It made her blush harder for some reason. Weird.
A thought then occurred to him.
"Uh... Why are you cooking in here?" Jaune asked.
Yang coughed.
"Weiss uh... Weiss kind of destroyed our oven when she tried to bake a cake... Wanna join us for breakfast?"
Jaune grinned.
"Would love to. Maybe I could impress Weiss with my cooking? What do you think?"
A flash of annoyance appeared on Yang's face, before her smile returned to normal.
"I don't think she'd appreciate it, Stud... But hey. If it doesn't work out, wanna go blow off some steam training with me?"
"'Stud'?" Jaune asked, confused, "What happened to 'Vomit Boy'?"
"You got promoted," Yang grinned, "What do you say?"
"Sure," Jaune agreed with a smile. Man, did he have great friends.