Pyrrha and the Power of the Celestial Bureaucracy
SharkCultist
The Kamen Rider Of Depression
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A kinda fun not quite a Isekai idea.
Pyrrha is not happy about her death. At all. She was expecting to at least live past graduation! Instead she's in the afterlife.
Which is set up like the fucking DMV and for some reason has elevator music playing.
So understandably she loses her shit. Just a tiny bit of extreme violence, side not semblances and aura are a whole lot stronger when you don't have flesh getting in the way.
After about two hours of violence security finally pin Pyrrha and take her to the bosses.
Mostly because outside of her soul being marked for one of the nicer afterlives (before her crash out) there's nothing on her. Or any of the Remnant souls to be honest. It's a big multiverse and they're really busy so they didn't notice when a multiverse cluster stopped submitting paperwork.
The brother gods are gonna be in big shit for not managing their world properly (and collecting a salary the entire time).
As soon as they can find the fuckers. They've been on a bend fucking around with some of the world's who don't have gods yet or that most gods avoid claiming responsibility for (looking at you Worm 8799923 and your The-Kephri-who-Laughs).
Well since Pyrrha wants those fuckers to pay and the gods really just want this shit over and done with they cut a deal.
"Take a power boost, jump around until you find the fuckers then call us. We'll grab them and give your world a spin back and correction to some of the bullshit they caused, not all of it because a bunch of it is baked into the setting of your universe now but we can definitely revive you and strip away some immortality. Maybe even revive a few others depending on how badly we need to correct things."
Pyrrha is not happy about her death. At all. She was expecting to at least live past graduation! Instead she's in the afterlife.
Which is set up like the fucking DMV and for some reason has elevator music playing.
So understandably she loses her shit. Just a tiny bit of extreme violence, side not semblances and aura are a whole lot stronger when you don't have flesh getting in the way.
After about two hours of violence security finally pin Pyrrha and take her to the bosses.
Mostly because outside of her soul being marked for one of the nicer afterlives (before her crash out) there's nothing on her. Or any of the Remnant souls to be honest. It's a big multiverse and they're really busy so they didn't notice when a multiverse cluster stopped submitting paperwork.
The brother gods are gonna be in big shit for not managing their world properly (and collecting a salary the entire time).
As soon as they can find the fuckers. They've been on a bend fucking around with some of the world's who don't have gods yet or that most gods avoid claiming responsibility for (looking at you Worm 8799923 and your The-Kephri-who-Laughs).
Well since Pyrrha wants those fuckers to pay and the gods really just want this shit over and done with they cut a deal.
"Take a power boost, jump around until you find the fuckers then call us. We'll grab them and give your world a spin back and correction to some of the bullshit they caused, not all of it because a bunch of it is baked into the setting of your universe now but we can definitely revive you and strip away some immortality. Maybe even revive a few others depending on how badly we need to correct things."
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