"Heeeey, someone call a medic-nin!" you call, sloppily. "Hinata went nuts and laid a guy out!"
"I didn't-!" she insists.
"Knocked him clear out." you appraise, and then whistle, as though you're impressed, your whole demeanor suggesting that the situation has nothing to do with you.
"You made me do that!" Hinata continues.
"Made you? Do I look like a Yamanaka to you?" you say, completely disregarding the current state of your hair. Which you flip idly over your shoulder, wobbling in place. "You need to take responsibility for your own actions sometimes, you know."
Hinata's knuckles crack from how tightly they're formed into a fist.
Then she starts moving, and so of course you do too.
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About three hours later, you're both sitting in front of the head instructor.
"Do you both understand why you're here?" he says, gravely.
"Because Hinata's got a mean right hook, and she showed everyone?" you reply, flippantly.
"kill you" she whispers under her breath.
It was actually really impressive. No matter what you did, she just kept coming. You still don't have the stamina for long range shunshin, and replacing yourself with stuff kept working, so you kept doing it.
Currently, the entire student body, save the two of you and including at least one of Hinata's very surprised cousins that you noticed, is undergoing medical care. As is some of the staff.
Principal doesn't seem to consider it as impressive as you do, though.
"Classes have been cancelled across the board for today. I am going to have to go in person to explain... this to the Hokage." he says, gravely. "And I'll be fielding complaints from upset parents over it as well. Do either of you... have anything to say for yourselves?"
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[ ] Nope.
[ ] Do you look sorry?
[ ] It was all Hinata's fault.
[ ] ??