Mr Zoat
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Thank you, corrected.
That might be grammatically better, but it isn't what the character said.
No, that's correct.
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Thank you, corrected.
That might be grammatically better, but it isn't what the character said.
No, that's correct.
Interesting. An alternate Paul who has had a very odd path to where he is now. Hopefully he can lay down some sage advice to the rookie time-traveller. Like, 'don't try to rewrite the entire timeline, you dolt.'
Yes, that's never a good sign. Especially in a clearly magical library."The lost books…"
I look around from my position halfway up the ridiculous bookcase pillars as a somewhat weathered man in a suit walks slowly into the library. The ill-fitting amulet around his neck…
Ah, Mandated Paul. I'd thought he got sent home, but evidently not.Time manipulation.
I can hardly complain about O'Bengh asking me to substitute for him while he takes a holiday, but that's a subject I'm either… No, I am the best person to answer questions about it. I just hoped that I could avoid it from now on. Returning to China didn't quite… Nothing was going to return me to anything approaching normal, but I'd been able to put being Time Trapper behind me.
Always fun when you can channel Obi-wan Kenobi.I float down, smiling at the prospective researcher as he looks up an notices me.
"Hello, there."
That's one way of putting it. Not having seen 'What If?', I rather suspect I',m missing some details on who's who. Evidently there's some differences."Aah, hello." He give me a mild frown as I land a short distance away. "Are you..? Cagliostro?"
"No, I'm the substitute librarian. I've no idea where Cagliostro him or indeed herself is, and O'Bengh the Librarian is taking a holiday. I'm Orange Lantern, holiday temp."
"Oh, we're using made-up names?"
Though in Maul's case, he really can't introduce himself using his real name...I nod.
"Yes, the whole 'introduce yourself by your codename' thing breaks down in cultures where pseudonyms aren't common. Unfortunately, that-."
So, not injured by a car accident? I take it that was the divergence involved? <reads ahead.> Okay, yes.He squints. "No, I-. My name. Stephen Strange. Doctor Stephen Strange."
"Ah. Well, pleased to meet you, Doctor Strange." I offer him my right hand, and after a moment of awkward hesitation he takes it. "What can I do for you?"
And as the Ancient One would tell you, time is not something to be played with."I'm… Hoping you can show me the books on time travel."
"Ah… I haven't taken an inventory, I'm-" I glance back at the books stacks, shaking my head. Being a wizard is no reason to abandon sound design principles. "-afraid. Though if it's any consolation, I used to be an atemporal being. There's not a lot about temporal manipulation that I don't understand, and I'm happy to answer your questions."
Ah, yes, one of the places where English breaks down so easily... Temporal Mechanics...He looks at me askance.
"If you were atemporal, then surely some version of you still is."
"Oh, well spotted. But no. A version of the being I used to be is still atemporal, though since they lack my particularity they have no particular reason to help me or.. you."
Not that the rookie sorcerer would recognise the name. Given that unless this is some form of Amalgam universe, Maltus did not exist here...He nods. "Orange… Lantern, was it?"
I take my personal lantern out of subspace. "A symbol of office and a power source. For a maltusian, it's like introducing yourself as a police officer."
Especially after you got through with it..."Well, Orange Lantern, perhaps you can help. I need a way to change an absolute point-" I wince. "-in time. Cagliostro was rumoured to have found a way-."
"There's no such thing." I shake my head. "That's not how time works. Even here."
Good. Always better to explain things with a cup of something warm in your hands. If only so you can't throw a punch as easily.He scowls. "I've got a certain amount of experimental data that says it is."
"Then you're misinterpreting it." I pull a couple of chairs and a table over to us and take a seat. "Tea?"
Unless he thinks things work by Bill & Ted rules or similar, where time passes concurrently whenever you are.He takes a deep breath and huffs. "Look, I can find it myself-."
"Why rush?" I lean back in my chair as I take a tea service out of subspace. "You didn't come here for a way to travel in time, so presumably that thing around your neck already has that covered. Which means that it doesn't matter how long it takes. And it sounds like you are in need of background information"
I mean, certainly there might be an anthropomorphic embodiment of the concept, but they generally play no central part in the actual functioning of it.He looks up at the stack, then down at the table. "Fine." He pulls out his chair and sits, leaning forward with his forearms on the table. "What do you mean 'there's no such thing'."
"Exactly what I said. Time is a process. It's not a person; it can't care about anything. Nothing is just… Randomly designated as being more important than anything else. While the precise mechanism changes from parallel reality to parallel reality, it's usually just a matter of the availability and application of energy, due to-."
When all you have is an infinity stone, everything looks like a glove... Also, nice Discworld reference."So I need to get stronger."
"So you need to stop interrupting." I pour him a cup, then reach out and pull a book from a nearby shelf. 'What I Did In My Holidays' by Twoflower. "Could you lift this?"
Assuming it isn't bolted to the floor or something of the like, I suppose... Might prove necessary for some of the more lively books...He regards me with mild irritation for a moment before nodding. "Yes."
"If you were much stronger, could you-" I point. "-lift that bookshelf?"
...Does copying yourself count? Never underestimate the craftiness (or foolishness) of a desperate man."Yes."
"Is there a level of strength you could arrive at where you could pick yourself up by your own feet and carry yourself around?"
Truer words have never been spoken...That puts him off his stride, eyes moving away from me as he tries to puzzle it out.
"The human mind is designed to keep us safe from hungry tigers; it isn't easy to talk about temporal mechanics in a language originally designed for telling the other monkeys where the ripe fruit are."
Not an uncommon reaction when dealing with any empowered Paul..."Oh-kay."
I think he's trying some sort of breathing exercise, though with limited success.
"Ook, do thing, other thing happen...""So then explain it to me like I'm a monkey."
"Events cause other events, and are in turn-."
Excellent, getting right to the heart of the matter. Or would it be a matter of the heart?"I already had this talk."
"Why are you here? Hm? What went so badly wrong that you feel the need to rewrite time?"
Now, when you say 'save', be precise. There;s no room for ambiguity in these things."I don't want to.. rewrite all time, I just.. want to save one woman."
"There's your problem. You-."
At least Strange is smart enough to recognise the bootstrap paradox he would be invoking..."Her death set me on this path. I can't go back and save her because if I did then I wouldn't exist."
"Nearly. Your perception of her death set you on this path."
Reality is merely a state of mind. Change a mind, you change their reality...
Or even replace her at the moment of her fatal injury with a perfect quantum replica cadaver. Bam, person saved, dead body left behind. Though it leads to all other manner of complications..."If she died and you didn't know about it, your behaviour would be unaltered. If she was replaced by a gynoid programmed to mimic her, or a shapeshifter, your behaviour would be unaltered. On the other hand, if you believed that she died…"
"I-. Would still have done everything to bring her back. Whether she was actually dead to or not."
Honestly, that works as one reason why so many 'What If?' tales in the comics ended up with lots of dead characters..."You tried to brute force it, didn't you? That can't work. Where I'm from, causation violations can upend the entire timeline like-" I click the thumb and middle fingers of my right hand. "-that. It took me an immeasurable amount of time to recreate my own timeline. Here, things are different. Time works -mechanically works- to minimise changes, sucking energy out of the universe every time. It's easy for something like a person dying; there are all sorts of ways to die, and it's more energy efficient to do that than... Than to try and maintain a paradox as part of history? I don't even want to think about how much energy that would-."
...Okay, let's step back a bit here, Mr former Time Trapper... Deleting universes should be a last resort, not the first.Oh.
"No, I've got it. If you moved her to a universe with a different temporal system then the two of you would be alright, it's just that the universe you left would collapse."
Good to see Maul has learnt his lesson about these things."Let's leave that for plan D. So what-"
"Yes, let's."
"-you're saying is, as long as I can exist in the resulting timeline, I can save her?"
Well, yes, I suppose you could. But that's rather a lot of work."Yes. Your problem was confirmation bias. Once you heard an answer you didn't like, you didn't consider alternate hypotheses."
"So, what, I need to fake a car crash. Get a realistic fake body. Difficult, but-."
...What?
Well, if future you is taking her with you..."Go back in time, explain things to whoever she is and your past self. Change his memories so that he remembers what you remember happening, and… Carry on."
He frowns. "She wouldn't see me for two years."
Well, there weren't before you suggested this..."Better than being dead. Or you could partition your mind so you could see her for a few days each month. I don't know how good you are at mind altering magic."
"I can get good very fast. And you're sure that will work?"
I shrug. "It should. Of course, there's an easy way to check, considering the nature of time travel. Are there any mental partitions in your mind at the moment?"
Here we have a Paul that doesn't actually understand the rules of Time Travel in the Marvel verse trying to pretend that he does.
I never really got this supposed Grandfather paradoxon in timetravel stories.
It doesn't matter if your past is altered, since to you it already happened.
If you travel somewhere and the street gets removed behind you you don't suddenly stop being where you are.
Ah, Mandated Paul. I'd thought he got sent home, but evidently not.
Ah, yes, one of the places where English breaks down so easily... Temporal Mechanics...
Does copying yourself count? Never underestimate the craftiness (or foolishness) of a desperate man.
Or even replace her at the moment of her fatal injury with a perfect quantum replica cadaver. Bam, person saved, dead body left behind. Though it leads to all other manner of complications...
Honestly, that works as one reason why so many 'What If?' tales in the comics ended up with lots of dead characters...
Ir depends on whether the fixed point is the death or the perception of the death.
It was confirmed by the Ancient One and Watcher to be her actual death.Ir depends on whether the fixed point is the death or the perception of the death.
So in this universe he had someone in the car with him?"So, what, I need to fake a car crash. Get a realistic fake body. Difficult, but-."
I just like the idea that Christine's been killing time by training with the Ancient One alongside Strange this whole time, but his self-induced mental blindspot keeps him from seeing her."Go back in time, explain things to whoever she is and your past self. Change his memories so that he remembers what you remember happening, and… Carry on."
He frowns. "She wouldn't see me for two years."
"Better than being dead. Or you could partition your mind so you could see her for a few days each month. I don't know how good you are at mind altering magic."
He squints. "No, I-. My name. Stephen Strange. Doctor Stephen Strange."
Is there a Paul in Doctor Who? Zoat's probably answered this at some point but I haven't come across it."Exactly what I said. Time is a process. It's not a person; it can't care about anything. Nothing is just… Randomly designated as being more important than anything else.
I never really got this supposed Grandfather paradoxon in timetravel stories.
It doesn't matter if your past is altered, since to you it already happened.
If you travel somewhere and the street gets removed behind you you don't suddenly stop being where you are.
No.
If so, he doesn't remember doing it.Zoat's probably answered this at some point but I haven't come across it.
I did not know that.I know Paragon or maybe another Paul talked about time being a process, not a person, back in the DC multiverse, but I'm assuming he was partially incorrect since Sandman/Vertigo stuff is canon and Time is actually a guy and the father of the Endless. Again, this was probably brought up before during all the time travel episodes, but I don't really reread those episodes because of the temporal stuff I struggle to wrap my head around.
In the MCU or the comics Marvel multiverse, I'm not sure if Time has a personification, unless it's Infinity or Eternity.
Even without relativistic stuff, removing matter from the universe and adding it to either that universe at a different point in existence (or an alternate universe completely) messes with the laws of thermodynamics. You've effectively Created and Destroyed Matter and Energy. That might not seem like a huge thing to you, 'it's just one more human being' after all, but if time travel is possible you've opened reality up to huge violations of entropy on a macro scale. (for the gamers reading this, you've discovered the mother of all dupe glitches).
Some of them are bad because we haven't seen all of the episodes, since we know from trailers that there is going to be crossover between the 'If's.Can the Time Trapper Paul go around and fix all the What If episodes? Most of them end terribly for no reason.
Because he hadn't changed the past of the universe he left in a way which created a paradox.Zoat, part of your explanation doesn't work. In the original movie, and early in the episode we see Strange battle dormamu in a universe with different rules of how time works. However, his original universe isn't destroyed, despite him clearly leaving it.
I shrug. "It should. Of course, there's an easy way to check, considering the nature of time travel. Are there any mental partitions in your mind at the moment?"
I shrug. "It should. Of course, there's an easy way to check, considering the nature of time travel. Are there any mental partitions in your mind at the moment?"