1st July 2013
11:46 GMT -5
"So..?
"
"E-
h…" Beryl makes a sound a little like someone's choking her while she yawns. "This isn't really my
thing."
"Um. When you say that, do you mean that you've got something better to do, or-.
"
"No! No. I mean,
yes, but no."
"You're.. too young for
Vicar of Dibley, aren't you?
"
She snorts. "No no.. no.. no no…"
"Yes." /
"Yes.
"
We both chuckle quietly. Ah, I've missed being able to make pop culture references and have the people around me understand what I'm talking about. I mean, I only bat one in three with
British people, but that's more than I get here. Here, I got the whole team staring at me when I said that I had no idea who Uncle Oswald is.
"My Mum liked it, and she got me watching it when they did repeats."
"And now I feel even older. Thanks, Squire. Thanks a lot.
"
"Maybe my Mum's just really young. You've never-. Ah."
"Team mates and their families, Squire.
"
"Right. Thank you. I know you'd do a better job than the N.H.S., I just hadn't put it together."
"Long day?
"
"Long five months. I've been.. organising things. Finding bottlenecks in supply chains, working out the most efficient ways to get things up and running."
"Are you working with Batman and Mister Atom?
"
"No. Ugh, it's-. I just don't know enough to work at their level. And-. Do you know Asimov?"
"About half my bed time stories growing up were Asimov.
"
"Hari Seldon thought he could predict everything over the long term, and-."
"And one powerful telepath threw the whole thing off, because psychohistory can't predict the actions of individuals because he incorrectly assumed that those didn't matter over the long term.
"
"Because they
don't,
except when the individual is so powerful that they can throw history off track on their own like the Mule. Or you. Or Superman. Or a bunch of other people. Bloody Second Foundation don't know how easy they had it."
"So..?
"
"So I can tell you all about Hub City, and the building work, and the way people will
probably respond to what you're doing, but because there's no established cultural mechanism for Dolmen Gates I
can't predict what's going to happen. Not exactly."
"And the 'more important' bit?
"
She sighs. "I could learn more if I visited Hub City, but they're using me like Mycroft Holmes here. I can't really justify taking the time away."
I nod to myself.
"Not overworking you, I hope?
"
"Dodge the
Working Time Directive for something as trivial as an apocalypse? Don't be daft."
"Okay, well, thanks for hearing me out. I'll-.
"
"I
did get time to watch your interview."
I take a deep breath in, and then slowly let it out.
"How bad?
"
"Depends what you mean by 'bad', really. I wouldn't worry about Batman."
"I would.
"
"Look, he's the one who's been trying to get governments to sign something so they can't throw a fit about what the League is doing when this is all over. As far as I can tell, your interview improved perception of the Bills by a little. Fewer people freaking out about it, and fewer people listening to them because it was
you, the 'I can't talk about the Justice League taking over the world' guy."
"At least they're not talking about the cake.
"
"No, they were."
"The giant naked statue?
"
"I don't think anyone really knows about that."
"Small mercies.
" I frown.
"Ah, 'Bills'?
"
"The Justice League works all over the world, doesn't it? Must be a right pain, having to deal with two hundred different legal systems. So just about every government that-. Well, that's functioning and is enforcing laws, is getting the same sort of Bill to approve. I think Mister Atom did the work rewriting it to all their different legal codes. It uses his phrasing in places."
"Huh. I.. guess he's been in communication with them and trying to hash out a standard code of conduct for a while, then.
"
"Probably. The U.N. Charter wasn't really supposed to be used for a situation like this. Mostly because no one ever thought something like this would ever happen. And even some of the countries that didn't want the Justice League arresting criminals in their territory want help getting their economies working again."
"Do you know when it's getting finalised?
"
"They wouldn't be leaking it if it wasn't basically done. Given how much work we're doing, I'm pretty sure Batman actually
would leave anyone who didn't pass the legislation at this point high and dry until they bucked their ideas up."
"Knowing what I know about the tar-like progress of Bills through the American legislature, is that really enough time?
"
"You know how you said that the Justice League was taking over the world?"
"I am not allowed to talk about the Justice League taking over the world.
"
"Right, see,
that. And while I
think you think that that should wind politicians up, they
all know what would happen if Superman stood against them in a recall election and none of them want to try it."
"I can't see him doing that.
"
"Batman threatened them with
something that got them moving, and that's my best guess. You talk to him more than I do."
"I.. don't think I'll ask. Not unless you
really want to know.
"
"No, I'm fine not knowing."
"Alright, that's… That, then.
"
"Okay, talk-."
"Um. How's.. school going?
"
"Did you just make a social enquiry?"
"Yes. I… I realise that I sometimes fall out of touch with people and I'm trying to do better. How are things, Beryl?
"
"Um… Okay, then."