[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[zMADLAXz]

What else could Cousin Jackie be used for as a sleazebag relative of Jaune's?

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So I may have read it but didn't Elon Musk make some sort of like a facility in which he will keep women who will bear children or something(By Ganesha I hope this is false news)

Maybe that is cousin Jackie's ultimate goal? He is a man stuck in the (supposed) past glory and decides someone has to spread actual Arc seed around and raise an army or something of loyal followers who can improve the world?

He might have heard or found some prophecy, not realising that in their infinite cruelty, the brother gods like to plant these kind of pranks for desperate beings. There is no prophecy, no destined hero.

Because we might joke about girls getting with Jaune but what if someone took that the wrong way and instead of realizing that Jaune never focused on that(he only simped for one woman in particular but he wasn't a sleazebag, he eventually stopped simping over her even)

What if instead of following a hilarious and painful process of how a deep relationship is formed, somone decided to forgo the journey and look at that destination as a prize to be won?

Ren discovers his ability to sense emotions early and it is an utter disaster.

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It's honestly difficult for him to modulate the intensity of the emotions he observes, so Nora is a Neverending thunderstorm of it while Pyrrha changes moods like phases in an AC current due to various responsibilities and her wants.

Blake is a condensed blackhole of emotions; rage, fear, apathy, disgust, lust and so much more. He is honestly scared of her a little.

Weiss and Ruby however are pretty similar actually, both are optimistic and cheerful spirits with undercurrents of melancholy but an unending resolve stemming from different sources, For Ruby it's her dream and For Weiss it is her sense of self.

Yang is such a weird flashbang for him, it looks everytime she raises her fistes there are two equally fearsome beasts opening their jaws, Her love for combat and her rage originating from frustration, as if all her complex life problems coulsd be solved if she could just land this next punch.

Jaune is initially a breath of fresh air, he is pretty much What You See Is What You Get with his emotions.

But further observations and it seems like Jaune somehow is always either completely in tune with the other people's emotions or completely out of phase, as if subconsciously changing course of actions by his presence.

Ren atill couldn't understand what was going on there.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Upon rereading my reply, I realised I was sort of wondering how a combination of OOC Jaune SI who spend their time either arguing how Jaune is a soyboy or a self insert and I kept wondering how such a person would act in RWBY.

 

[zMADLAXz]

I agree with Yang being explosive and then I think she'd turn into a bit of a sad drunk

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Branwen genes strike again, masking life's hardships as high functional drunks.

 

[Gur40]

Spoiler: RNJR Fake Marriage plan!

stolen from FNKI

Consider: They did it purely so their respective families would get their stuff when they died to Salem…but then they somehow survived and it was so awkward to explain it to their parents they divorced immediately afterwards.

…a few years later they date and start actually going out, but right before Jaune proposes, they realize they'd actually misfiled the divorce documents so they're actually still legitimately married.

They hold a wedding anyway and pray their families never find out that they weren't invited to their actual marriage ceremony.
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This is the funniest thing ever. I just imagine Ruby walking into a room and pointing at Jaune before dramatically gasping "You! EX HUSBAND! What are you doing here?!"
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I don't know why this made me think of "All the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced" from Phineas and Ferb

Spoiler: Rose knows the taste of depressed Blonde

She has been locked in a closet with him because of Yang many times she has experience

Well, Rose girls love dumb blondes on the rebound. She's just getting acquainted with the taste before she has the full meal

"It's an acquired taste."
-Ruby

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

What secrets are they hiding? How could they beat them so easily?

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Jaune: I grew up with Seven sisters. Compared to them your all open books.

 

[Bommel]

Consider: They did it purely so their respective families would get their stuff when they died to Salem…but then they somehow survived and it was so awkward to explain it to their parents they divorced immediately afterwards.

…a few years later they date and start actually going out, but right before Jaune proposes, they realize they'd actually misfiled the divorce documents so they're actually still legitimately married.

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Might be funny if tue to some misfiling and a couple of burocratic mishaps, Jaune is now legally married to a whole bunch of his female friends, and possibly Glynda as well.

 

[Gyron]

Might be funny if tue to some misfiling and a couple of burocratic mishaps, Jaune is now legally married to a whole bunch of his female friends, and possibly Glynda as well.

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Already been made, and I can actually post here unlike SpaceBattle: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47344786/chapters/119298664

 

[SharkCultist]

Jaune and Pyrrha get sent on a partners only mission, standard thing just a day trip to deliver supplies to a village, kill a few Grimm, and return home for a easy A.

Except this place is weird. Like fun house mirror weird.

Shiroyuki is a small village, maybe three decades old at max.

At least according to their guides. Ah yes the guides. The most off-putting part of this whole thing. Oh they're nice enough...

Rin Lee is a energetic girl with pink hair and black eyes combo'd with a deep seated love of waffles and surprisingly good ninja skills.

Her friend Nero Vikin is a calm and quiet baby blue haired boy with orange eyes and a a passion for healthy homemade protein bars (that rin warns them sit in your stomach like a brick for a week) and a much stronger but well hidden passion for lightning dust grenades.

Gods this is weird. Wonder if anyone else runs into weird shit like this?

 

[Bommel]

Ideas:

- Yang and Ruby have a rich aunt, Taiyang's half-sister, Emma Frost, who adores her nieces.
She is a rich business woman, proud, flamboyant, supermodel, and has very powerfull Semblance, and is also a mother of quintuplets, nicknamed the Stepford Cuckoos (Celeste, Esme, Irma "Mindee", Phoebe, and Sophie) Yang and Ruby's nieces who have the exact same Semblance as their mother.
She has a powerfull dual Semblance (Telephaty and Diamond transformation, but she can't both powers at the same time), and really looks down on Raven for abandoning Yang .
While she does like to tease pretty much everyone, she never had any romantic feelings for Nick (sure he's hot and genuinely nice, which is part of her type, but he's also pretty dumb, and she likes people who also have brains), so her teasing is mostly to rile up Isabel for fun.
It's also very clear that Yang and Ruby got their bust and thighs from the same place in the family tree (with Ruby having less because she's younger and Summer's slimmer build, and Yang having Raven's genes and even then is still growing).

- Not sure who, but Summer may have had family members as well, as she wasn't an orphan as far as I'm aware.
So who could be good family members for Summer?
Maybe someone with a speed power?

- Nora does have a single living family member left, a flamboyant master criminal who goes by the name; Music Meister, who occasionaly visits and absolutely adores Nora.
He loves Nora, but didn't know that Nora survived for a long time, and when he found out she was already in combat education to try to get into Beacon, and he's a well known criminal so he obviously can't be a legal guardian.
His Semblance lets him control others through singing (and doesn't even have to exactly sing the commands, just sing), has a love for large theatrical displays (which he uses to distrect everyone make all his sublte parts of his plans go unnoticed) and wearing and switching many extravagant costumes.
He also thinks that Roman Torchwick is an boring hack without a hint of original style ("he just copied everything from the basics guide"), while Roman thinks he's a loud and obnoxious idiot without an sublte bone in his body and not sense or "real" style.

Spoiler: The Music Meister🎶, Batman: The Brave and the Bold

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Radian was even more beautiful and picturesque than Jaune remembered. The streets, the castle, the mountains in the background, the fields... And the Arc Farmhouse. All tripping memories he didn't know he'd had, ever since the "vision" had arrived.



He stood in the entryway, in front of a staircase going up to the second floors, the walls covered in family photos and keepsakes... And he let out a long sigh of relief.



Despite the strange memories he now had? He felt like he was home.



Jaune: "Come on in, guys!"



RWBY and JNPR put their luggage away in the guest rooms, and went to the living room to relax. Lilac Arc, as matronly and kind as ever, happily bustled about and provided food and snacks.



Lilac: "Hmmm... Jaune? You look a lot taller and fuller!"



Jaune: smiles "Thanks Lilac. You're just as pretty as ever. Mercer set a wedding date yet?"



Lilac: giggles "Oh... He's planning it. We'll just have to wait and see~!"



She headed back into the Kitchen. Jaune sat with Yang on one side, and Pyrrha on the other. Blake took a loveseat all to herself, while Ren and Nora shared a couch. Ruby perched on the arm of Jaune, Yang and Pyrrha's couch, while Weiss sat primly at the old family piano.



Ruby: "Anyway! Jaune and I are in agreement as team leaders! We are gonna just have fun for this whole two months! Total relaxation!"



Weiss: "I mean... If you can call relaxing in such a rustic atmosphere such..."



Yang: "Great!" Takes Jaune's hand "If you don't mind, we're gonna go roll in the hay for a while!"



Nora: "Awesome idea! Renny, let's go-Oh, no, wait! That wouldn't be fair!" She nods to the other girls "Jaune-Jaune! You gotta roll in the hay with everyone else!"



Jaune: "What?!"



Pyrrha: "Um, I wouldn't mind-"



Blake: "Well, if you insist-"



Weiss: bright red and sputtering



Ruby: blushing and trying not to look at Jaune.



Yang's eyes and hair were glowing.



Jaune: For crying out loud! "Or we can just go to the center of town and have some fun, huh? What do you say?"



Yang: "Oh, I don't know... All sorts of violence might be fun right now!"



Ruby: "Ugh... How about we all just go and have fun on our own for a while? Huh? So we can all stop being weird and horny?"



Jaune: "Probably for the best!"



And so they did split up. Blake went with Pyrrha, of all people. Weiss let Ruby drag her off. Nora and Ren ran off. And so Jaune and Yang went around the farm. Jaune talking about his childhood.



Jaune: "And this is the hot springs my grandpa built for my grandma."



Yang: smiles and nuzzles him "Mmhm? There a reason you brought me out here in particular, Stud~?"



Jaune: coughs, smiles "Well... I had a few thoughts..."



They kissed happily. And continued to make out happily... Before someone cleared their throat and they parted.



Jaune: "Mom! Uh-"



Isabel: shakes her head, sighs "You know... Other people have to do things around here too. Maybe hold off on the hanky panky for a while?"



Jaune: bright red "I... Well..."



Isabel: "Just saying. But! You are able to make your own decisions." Hands Yang a book "Here."



Yang: "'1001 Baby Names'?"



Isabel: smiles and winks "Just in case you decide to go that far. Oh, and I have a copy of the Kama Sutra too if you'd-"



Jaune: "No! Nonono, we're good Mom!" He dragged Yang away, down the road, and to the main road leading to the town center "Geez..."



Yang: "Ugh... Is she trying to make us not in the mood? Because it's working."



Jaune: chuckles and hugs her "We'll get it back. In the meantime, wanna get lunch? My Papa's restaurant is great."



Yang: smiles and nuzzles him "Sounds good to me..." tightens her grip on him "I'm just... Ya know... All of this is a little heavy."



Jaune: "Believe me. I know the feeling. But we're here to relax, so let's not think too hard about things, huh?"



Yang: "Sounds good to me."



Which is when a familiar voice called out.



???: "Jaune? JAUNE!"



Jaune gulped and turned around. There she was-Cute, busty, blonde catgirl in a sundress. She grinned and waved, even as Yang tightened her grip on his hand.



Jaune: gentle smile "Hey Katy. It's nice to see you!"



Katy: grins "Great to see you too, Jaune! I... Oh... Hello! I'm Katy Sith, Jaune's childhood friend. And you are?"



Yang: tight smile "Yang Xiao-Long... Jaune's girlfriend."



Jaune: "Yeah... We're together."



Katy: "Oh! That's great, Jaune!" beams "I was headed into town for lunch! Let's catch up at your Papa's!"



Jaune: "Well we were-"



Katy: "Please? I promise I won't take up too much of your time?"



Jaune: sucks in a breath. Feels Yang's look. "... Sure. For old time's sake."



Katy: "Great!" hugs him, and then hugs Yang "Mm! Welcome to the family!"



Jaune's Brain: Okay... She's just a friend. Just a friend... But given Yang's mood, I'm probably gonna want to cut this lunch short... Sheesh. Damn my Arc harem powers...

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Papa Shirou's restaurant La Belle was warm, cozy, and served a wide variety of fare. Including burgers, though with a French bent. Jaune held back a 'snerk' at the Royale with Cheese on the menu.

Katy: "Hm? You see something funny, Jaune?"

Jaune: "Ah... Just remembering that time I got food poisoning."

Katy: "Which time? You got sick a lot! Usually when Nana was cooking!"

Nana Arturia: "Hey!"

Jaune's Brain: Holy shit it's actually Saber! I mean she's older and taller and has wrinkles and white hair but HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY SABER! Huh... Am I that unoriginal or did Monty not put this in because he didn't get a clear transmission? Or was he afraid of getting sued? Or were Kerry and Miles that unoriginal-?

Arturia walks up to Jaune, looking stern in her blue dress and apron... Before she hugs him tightly.

Arturia: "Awwww! My little Jaune! You've gotten so big and tall!"

Jaune's Brain: But... She's my Nana... And I love her.

Jaune: smiles and hugs her back "I'm so glad to see you too, Nana."

Shirou: "Hey! No hugs for me?"

Jaune's Brain: And Shirou! Er... Archer... Who is smiling genuinely. That's weird... It's Shirou though... Or Papa... And I love him too.

Jaune hugs him too.

Jaune: "Papa Shirou!"

Shirou: "Heheheh... You ran out in a hurry last time we saw you."

Jaune: "Ah, well... Y-You know... Beacon was starting soon and all..."

Arturia: sighs "You know... You could have just asked us to train you. Or asked us to get you into Beacon for you. Instead of fraud."

Jaune's Brain: What-HOW DID SHE KNOW?!

Arturia: "Orchid told us."

Jaune's Brain: SHE TATTLED ON ME?!

Jaune: "That's so not cool-!"

Shirou: "Son, come on."

Arturia: shakes her head "She can't stand up to both of us guilting her."

Jaune's Brain: I guess that's true...

Arturia: "But... I totally understand." smiles "I got thrown into the thick of battle after years of hard training, my Aura only recently unlocked, and I had to learn how to fight with it in only a few minutes! And I succeeded! Father was so proud! You were just following family tradition!"

Shirou: "Technically I didn't do that sort of thing, I just got thrown into war with only a little training and my Aura unlocked-"

Arturia: "But it let our true strength shine!"

Shirou: "It was kind of traumatizing."

Arturia: "That built character!"

Jaune's Brain: Oh... I see why he was unsure about talking to them... Though I don't think I would agree after the Rusted Knight.

Arturia: "But you're at Beacon and doing so well! We're so proud!"

Jaune: "Aw, thanks..."

Shirou: "So... You gonna introduce us to your girlfriend?"

Arturia: "Did you hook back up with Katy?"

Jaune: "Ah, no! This is my girlfriend, Yang Xiao-Long!"

Yang: smiles "Hey! It's great to meet you!"

Arturia: "Hmmmm..." Eyes narrow

Yang: Stares back

Arturia: "So... You serious about my great-grandson, huh?"

Yang: "Yes."

Jaune's Brain: Oh God, she can't be rivals with a Granny Xiao-Long here too, can she?!

Arturia: "... You look strong, and you're very pretty!" She hugs Yang "It's great to meet you! Call me Nana!"

Yang: "Well... Thank you, Nana!" smiles and hugs her back

Shirou: "Heheh... Knew you couldn't resist a warrior woman, huh kid? Runs in the family, you know."

Jaune: flush "Ah, well..."

Katy is smiling a bit uncomfortably. Jaune cannot blame her.

Yang, Jaune and Katy get seated. The food is soon delivered, though Nana and Shirou don't linger for too long. They do watch from the kitchen though.

Jaune: "They opened this restaurant when they retired after the Great War. They've run it ever since."

Yang: happily eating "Mmmm... Damn! This is great! You learn how to cook from them?"

Katy: "He did."

Yang: "Heh. I'm gonna get fat when we get married, Stud."

Jaune: "Well, I'll make sure we both get lots of exercise."

Katy: "Ha! I get it!"

Jaune: "I uh, er..."

Yang: flush

Katy: "So... You two are getting exercise, huh?" smug little grin

Jaune: "It's... Part of the job."

Katy: "Sounds great."

Yang: "It is."

The two stare intensely at eachother. Jaune moves things along.

Jaune: "So... What have you been doing, Katy?"

Katy: "I'm going to Atlas to study fashion. To support myself, I'm gonna be a secretary for the SDC."

Jaune: "Oh! That's great, really!" smiles

Katy: "Yup! Here are a few of my designs."

She held them out. Yang looked them over with Jaune. Jaune... Couldn't appreciate much but he thought they looked nice. Yang blinked and nodded in approval.

Yang: "Yeah... It's pretty great work."

Katy: "Thanks! It's pretty traditional. I'm thinking of expanding out into Huntress fashion, but that's more complicated since it has to be fit for combat AND look good. Hey Jaune? Mind if I talk to her in private for a bit? You never were very interested in fashion."

Jaune: "... I guess not." He smiled and nuzzled Yang "What do you think?"

Yang: "We need to get this out of the way anyway."

Katy: "Heh... You're not as dumb as you look."

Yang: "Says another blonde."

Katy: "We're all blondes."

Jaune: "Be nice please? This is Nana and Papa's restaurant and if you start a fight, they will kick your asses."

Katy: "We'll be totally civil!"

Yang: "Absolutely!"

They both smile. Jaune smiles back stiffly. He gets up... And walks to the kitchen.

Shirou: "Ah. They're hashing things out, huh?"

Jaune: "Yeah."

Shirou: "You worried?"

Jaune: "Yeah."

Shirou: "About what?"

Jaune: "Just... I mean... I care about Katy, and I love Yang... And I don't want either of them hurt."

Shirou: "You already hurt Katy though."

Jaune's Brain: Geez, there's that Archer bluntness...

Jaune: "... We broke up amicably..."

Shirou: "But you both had broken hearts. She came in here and cried for a week straight after you ran off."

Jaune's Brain: Urrrrgghhhhhh!

Jaune: "... I thought she'd get over me easy enough..."

Shirou: "That's your problem, son. You think so little of yourself that you don't think about how others feel when you break things off." sighs and shakes his head "She loved you, Jaune. She would have been your wife, your everything."

Jaune: "... But I would have been miserable. And I wouldn't have loved her... Not how she deserved to be."

Shirou: nods "You're right. You'd have both been unhappy. You wouldn't have been true... Katy, for all her claims, wouldn't have been happy as a farm wife. As much as she tried to convince herself."

Jaune: "I can't avoid hurting people in my life, can I?"

Shirou: "No one can. But it's how we deal with that pain that defines who we are." He smiles "And do you regret it? Or Yang?"

Jaune: "... No. I don't."

Shirou: "Then everything turned out all right, huh?"

Jaune: "So far..."

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Honestly this needs a thread already. And man emotions be hella complicated. Especially concerning those you unintentionally hurt

 

[SharkCultist]

So a old character me and my brother created stuck in my mind and I wanted to toss him at remnant and see what happened. This one is just stream of consciousness. I'm writing without any plan and seeing what happens.

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It was Saturday which means one thing. Ren cooks a pancake breakfast.

He was considering if he wanted to make a fruit compote as well when he heard it. Coming from the doorway. Him.

"En Flambe."

"Still alive I see. I thought you died in Vacuo, seems I was wrong. Shame."

"En Flambe."

"I believe you should be leaving. This is a school after all and you most certainly are not a student."

Standing in the doorway at a towering 3 feet 6 inches (9 feet with chef hat) was a small middle aged man. Short brown hair and eyes that couldn't be seen through his squint along with a small but incredibly curly mustache (it spirals!). The man was definitely not here as a student.

"En Flambe!"

"Since when does beacon even have a cooking class?!"

"En Flambe."

"Whatever. Nora isn't up yet anyway so you can leave. She's going to have a proper breakfast instead of being your taste tester."

"En Flambe~."

"I am NOT mad that she likes your smoothies more than mine."

"Who's making smoothies?"

The arguing between cooking rivals had woken up Nora. Still clad in her sloth onesie (a gift from Jaune for her birthday).

"*Gasp* Ren you didn't tell me Frenchie was visiting!"

"It was a surprise to me too."

Jaune and Pyrrha also ended up joining the breakfast crew soon after.

"Frenchie?"

"Fenwick Richard Flambe the third. He's a traveling chef me and Nora have had the ...pleasure of running into a few times."

"Frenchie is great! He even made a entire cooking technique for cooking with fire dust."

"En Flambe!"

"Yeah, that!"

"well it's nice your friend is here but why specifically is he here before breakfast?"

"En Flambe!"

"What's a crepe?"

"En Flambe."

"Stuffed pancake cones? What can I stuff it with?"

"En Flambe."

"Anything? *Gasp* I can put pancakes in my pancakes! Reeeeeen you gotta let Frenchie show us these crepe things."

Well. There goes rens relaxing Saturday breakfast. Better get the fire extinguisher before-

"EN FLAMBE!"

*Boom*

-That happens.

 

[MetalHead]

Me, being my lazy ass, is taking too long to make a snippet based on a previously made idea for Arc Clan member Cousin Siegfried.
But in the process I got a prompt for whoever wants one. Why don't we make the Arc Clan even bigger?

Arc Clan: Second cousin Anna-Joe "AJ" Smith
Blonde hair, green eyes, freckles, country accent, pony faunus.
A part of a large family managing also large apple orchard near Sunnyville town.
If aura unlocked - her semblance is always-active living truth detector, feels minor toothache if someone's lying.

Will grill Jaune about not notifying his family. If Weiss and/or Blake are with him it turns out that: the Smiths sold apples to Menagerie even despite any sanctions/embargos. Also, Weiss favorite dessert is based on their apples. (Smiths will not deny apples to anyone, that's just cruel).
Might update Jaune on some of their friends:
Their local mad scientist nearly blew up the town three times and taken an apprentice. Who is even less socially adept.
Faye is dating an older gentleman. She is the initiator, so mr. Quentin Lancey is not at fault.
"The trio" finally got their girlscout badge collection.
"Spikey" finally made someone named "Rares" to cave in and go on a date.
Maud started a rock band. It's not what you'd expect.

In the end she forces him to make a pinkie promise to contact his family. Weiss might say that pinky promises are childish and be corrected "it's a Pinkie promise".

Something like that, anyway.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I did have a thought for the Atlas Arc to make things less stupid. Well a few thoughts.

Ironwood has been relieved of his position and is now just the Headmaster of the Academy. Another general, General Jinjur (named for the antagonist of The Marvelous Land of Oz) is now in charge and is the one who goes crazy dictator. She could actually be an agent of Salem's, she could have been appointed by the Council and Ironwood got demoted after the Vytal Festival fiasco.

Now you have a person in a position of power who has actual reasons to oppose our heroes. Someone they can't trust to tell about the Relic or anything else because she's the one acting like the crazy dictator. While Ironwood and Winter are hampered.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I did have a funny idea for expanding Pyrrha and Arslan's rivalry/friendship. It was like Yunyun and Megumin's duels in Konosuba and got increasingly ridiculous. But because Arslan was always Super Serious, Pyrrha didn't get that these were Arslan's attempts to be her friend.

"PYRRHA! I challenge you to a pie eating contest to determine who is the superior warrior between us!"

"PYRRHA! I am here to challenge you to a rock-paper-scissors contest to determine who is the superior warrior between us!"

"PYRRHA! I am here to go shopping with you and to the salon to see who can be the hottest between us! Thus we will determine who is the superior warrior between us!"

Pyrrha, being rather socially inept, and Arslan being... A bit socially inept herself given she was training to be a warrior nun? She doesn't get it. She thinks Arslan was just obsessed with beating her. When Arslan just wanted to be Pyrrha's friend and to be good enough for her. So it takes Jaune when Arslan is at Beacon to help them figure things out, and truly become good friends.

Pyrrha: "Honestly, I was so alone before coming to Beacon. Arslan wouldn't stop challenging me to duels. Duels at movies, duels at restaurants, duels at the shopping mall..."

Jaune: "Wait, wait, she challenged you to duels as part of your rivalry at places other than the ring?"

Pyrrha: "Yes! Like who could eat more pies or who could get their hair shinier or who could sneak into the back of the theater without getting caught longer... My Agent hated it!"

Jaune: "... But did you hate it?"

Pyrrha: "I mean... Sometimes it was fun but I just wish she could be friends with me."

Jaune: "Pyrrha. You went to movies, dinners, games, and had fun together. You were FRIENDS."

Pyrrha: "Wait... We were?!"

Jaune: groans "Why are all Huntresses freaking insane...?"

Ren: pats him on his shoulder with one hand while feeding Nora pancakes with the other

 

[Dragon Bob]

Pyrrha, you literally have described hanging out with your friend. How did you not figure this out. (Yes I know why but still is funny)

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

This is absolutely something I can see happening

 

[SharkCultist]

Ok. So we've given good and bad relatives to a lot of people. But I'm gonna toss one out for someone I don't believe we've given a relative yet.

Coco Adel.

And her Very much not liked Aunt who is suspected in the death of her Dalmatian faunus husbands (The kids are fine though, if perhaps given a few more haircuts than strictly necessary).

Cruella de Vil.

I wanted to give her a relative who's also into fashion and she's one of the few fashion related characters I know. Plus I wanted someone with faunus issues.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Ok. So we've given good and bad relatives to a lot of people. But I'm gonna toss one out for someone I don't believe we've given a relative yet.

Coco Adel.

And her Very much not liked Aunt who is suspected in the death of her Dalmatian faunus husbands (The kids are fine though, if perhaps given a few more haircuts than strictly necessary).

Cruella de Vil.

I wanted to give her a relative who's also into fashion and she's one of the few fashion related characters I know. Plus I wanted someone with faunus issues.

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Well, since Prunella Glocken is already a character and based on Cruella de Vill, what if Coco's aunt is her?

 

[SharkCultist]

Well, since Prunella Glocken is already a character and based on Cruella de Vill, what if Coco's aunt is her?

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Fair enough

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Fair enough

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Coco's aunt is now a crooked politician who may have skinned her Dalmatian Faunus Husband!

 

[Balorak146]

Coco's aunt is now a crooked politician who may have skinned her Dalmatian Faunus Husband!

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Which I'm sure doesn't make things awkward at all for _VFY and RW_Y whenever Blake 'Actually a Terrorist' Belladonna 'bumps into' Coco.

 

[Gur40]

Coco's aunt is now a crooked politician who may have skinned her Dalmatian Faunus Husband!

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Which I'm sure doesn't make things awkward at all for _VFY and RW_Y whenever Blake 'Actually a Terrorist' Belladonna 'bumps into' Coco.

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Do 1 crazier! She didn't skin her husband, she preserved his body after his death.

 

[SharkCultist]

Do 1 crazier! She didn't skin her husband, she preserved his body after his death.

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...did she turn him into a table?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

...did she turn him into a table?

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She might have. If he was sturdy enough.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Some Monday ideas:

-In Leadership Class, Sun tries to get info on Blake from Ruby and Jaune. Flynt Coal tries to get Intel on Weiss Schnee from them too. And a few others want to know about Pyrrha for the Vytal. How exasperated do Jaune and Ruby get? And how jealous are Coco and Cardin of the attention?

Cardin: "We gotta go fight some terrorists or something."

-Yang and Jaune get assigned community service for her crimes at Junior's and Jaune forging his way into Beacon. They bond over the drudgery.

-Pyrrha and Arslan's ridiculous rivalry continues!

-Ruby wants a rival of her own after reading Blake's Mistralian manga. Who does she challenge? How does it go?

-Isabel does more therapy sessions. Who are some characters she might have interesting ones with?

-Give me more ideas for the Arc Clan.

-Give me more ideas for Jaune SI BS.

-Give me more ideas for In the Family Way.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

-Give me more ideas for the Arc Clan.

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The reason why Jaune knew so little about being a Huntsmen, is because his town is surrounded, and protected by magic plants that fight the Grimm, think Plants vs Zombies.

How does everyone else react?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Well, I finished a quick rewatch through the key parts of RWBY Volumes 7-9 and... Holy fucking shit was it BAD. Like, truly godawful. Not everything was terrible but JESUS WEPT. The good parts just couldn't shine through the utter dreck.

Ironwood was perfectly reasonable for the most part in 7 and then went full Evil Switch turned on in 8 and MY GOD was that truly fucking horrendous. The Ren and Nora character assassination? Fuck me that was bad. Robyn Hill? Ugh. thanks for not showing us shit and making them look bad.

Bumblebee? It makes me cringe how they did it and how it went off and all the shit CRWBY did behind the scenes just makes it worse. Truly, making the hot blonde brawler with big tits and the hot pervert catgirl ninja together cringe and nauseating is quite the trick but by God, they managed it.

So yeah, never writing that pairing. If ViZ hands RWBY over to a Japanese anime studio that reboots it, I pray they just don't even bother with Bumblebee. Sure you could do it properly, not saying you can't, but how Rooster Teeth did it makes me cringe all over so much that just the idea is nauseating.

And this is not over yuri pairings in general because I liked Saphron and Terra. But JESUS WEPT. I'm sorry, Bumblebee is just one of those ships that I will never like because of how thoroughly, horribly botched it was. The cyanide cherry on the shit sundae, as it were.

But honestly this is why the RWBY fanfic community is still thriving because it's like an inverse Poe's Law here: 80 percent of RWBY fic is better than the canon. So I'm probably going to be sticking more to the earlier volumes and so on because, once again... Holy Fuck what a dumpster fire.

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest. And if you like Bumblebee... Fine. But I never will.

(WHY JAUNE KILLING PENNY?! WHY IS TRAUMA THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO TO HIM?! JESUS!)

(Forgive me Lord, I have seen RWBY's last volumes... It's cool? Thanks God, knew you were the best.)

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

(WHY JAUNE KILLING PENNY?! WHY IS TRAUMA THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO TO HIM?! JESUS!)

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Because Jaune can't be allowed to grow or have nice things, since that would upset the fandom on Reddit/Twitter/X, etc. The people who will surely be the ones to financially support & sustain RWBY far into the future.......

 

[Gur40]

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So found two post that i think fit

Spoiler: LONG POST WARNING

Tumblr by rachetmath

Long skit. Read at your own time.
Ruby: Hey Jaune.

Jaune: Sup Rubes?

Ruby: Let's say you were in charge. How would you have handled the Robyn and Ironwood situation?

Jaune: … … … Fourth wall break.

Me: What?

Jaune: You are still on this? come on man.

Me: Fine. Just one more time.

Jaune: For real?

Me: For real.

Ruby: What the-?

Jaune: Okay. Ruby you… weren't entirely wrong not to trust James but… it felt out of pocket.

Ruby: Jaune, Leon tried to kill us. Ozpin lied to us.

Jaune: Yeah… but Ironwood was different. He bailed your team out multiple times. I can't trust him because he hasn't done crap for me. Plus he knew about Pyrrha. Remember Qrow told us first about Salem. And Ironwood implied it by knowing the information before we even told him anything. I trust you though so I did not have a choice.

Ruby: But you-

Jaune: Yeah I got smug with him, but, I stepped down because I didn't want to go too far. However, nothing I said was false considering the circumstances. Especially with Mantle.

Ren: Jaune, the things that were going on in Mantle were temporary and things would get better once we were done with Amity.

Jaune: … Are you a f- Fiona!

Fiona: Hm.

Jaune: Fiona you are a better candidate for Mantle so please tell me was Mantle any better before all of this happened?

Fiona: No, no, it wasn't. We were already struggling financially. People were still poor but at least had steady jobs—until they got laid off. Grimm attacks were common but got worse due to the negativity, and we barely had defenses.

Ren: Which Mantle destroyed!

Jaune: Which were completely useless to begin with. The only one who defended Mantle better than all of us was Penny.

Nora: So basically it wouldn't have mattered if Amity was launched or not, nothing would have changed?

Fiona: Nope. At least not in a short amount of time.

Jaune: Wow then, um, hey.

Me: what?

Jaune: Think you can… you know…

Me: Sure.

Ironwood: *appears* What the?

Jaune: Ironwood, question.

Ironwood: Um, what?

Jaune: Let's say Amity Arena was no longer an option. What would have been your plan if that were to happen?

Ironwood: … … …

Jaune: That was your only plan wasn't it?

Ironwood: But it was a good one. It's worth fighting for.

Jaune: So instead of preparing Mantle for a fight. Trying to calm them down. Catching Tyrian, who we knew was there. And instead figuring shit out. Making compromises. We have been playing cat and mouse. so none of us had our priorities were f**** straight?

Ruby: I mean-

Jaune: You gave the relic to Oscar knowing full damn well he wasn't up to speed in combat yet. Which he lost to Neo. Then his dumbass went to talk to Ironwood knowing damn well he was willing to even put him on a wanted poster. Even though Oscar was the most honest with him.

Ruby: …. …..

Jaune: Now, if I started questioning James earlier, then I would have been questioning you and your authority because I was following your lead. Believe me, you would not want me to do that because I will treat you like Qrow and Ozpin. As an adult. And if I found out you didn't have a plan either, I probably would have gone rogue and kept secrets from you.

Fionna: Wow.

Yang: Jaune I already-

Jaune: I mean if I have to kill someone if it means that plan would work, I would. And though I advocated for Robyn, that doesn't mean I trust her.

Robyn: Wait what?

Jaune: Hell yeah, you were just lesser evil. You were stranger to me. But then you became a problem. Shit, I should have at least captured May or Fionna. Probably because they haven't shown any combative skills.

Nora: Okay then-

Jaune: Where are you coming from?

Nora: Not important. Let's say I suggest we reason with them. How would you do that?

Jaune: Again, that would be Fionna.

Robyn: Excuse me.

Jaune: Again Fionna is a better representative for Mantle, not just for being born there but also is Faunus. She's basically the gray area between Marrow and Blake philosophies, who both would give a biased answer with no solutions to the problem.

Blake: Hey-

Jaune: You shut up. You don't do shit for your people. I hope your dad plows your mom later on because they need another kid. After all, you were a mistake.

Blake: … … …

Jaune: Bellabooty ass hoe. And Robyn is just a discount Yang with an Ironwood personality. Stubborn as hell with a stick up their asses.

Robyn: *gasp*

Yang: Hey-

Jaune: *slaps Yang*

Yang: *shocked*

Jaune: Get the f*** out of here you bastard child.

Yang: *leaves*

Jaune: Anyways. If Fionna told me what we could have done to help Mantle more than what Atlas 'recommended' we do, she probably wouldn't need the supplies anymore and return them. But before I would do any of that, again, I would have needed Penny back on duty. Meaning I would've forced Robyn to say Penny is innocent by using her semblance on Penny. Which is the semblance everyone in Mantle knows about.

Weiss: Okay but what about my-

Jaune: Almost everything Mantle uses is from the SDC. From the voting poles and heat vents. If we had put those together the puzzle would have fallen in place.

Ruby: Wait so basically why didn't we just divide and conquer?

Jaune: Exactly. Anyway, Weiss, your father would have been under suspicion so his role as a council member would not be official yet. So that would have given us more time. I may not be able to stop Ironwood but at least give Mantle a fighting chance. And not only that none of us have been bouncing information to one another. I mean we could have taken the city with us. Or maybe put the people in Mistral or Argus.

Weiss: Wow.

Jaune: Honestly I really should have done more. Like I don't blame Ren for being mad at me. I could have done more. I should have been questioning you especially after Heaven and Argus.

Ruby: Jaune -

Jaune: Not just you but Ironwood too. Watts wasn't smart, we were just so stupid and stubborn that we didn't bother seeing our enemy was right in front of us.

Ruby: Jaune-

Jaune: Like Mantle had so many things wrong with it. From the cameras, the androids, the robots and its defense. The treatment of its civilians. Like seriously, if we had just put Amity on hold we could have done better.

Ren Jaune -

Jaune: And let's say we could have prepared Mantle, still lost and had to evacuate them. We brought them to the most dangerous kingdom in all of Remnant. How foolish.

Ironwood: And that's why-

Jaune: Shut up. Cause James, Atlas had it coming. Its-

Me: No, let me. Ironwood, your military, even the Kingdom deserved what it got. You treat Faunuses like slaves. You never keep your people in check and make me question you all the time. Like Argus. Yeah we can blame the kids for the majority but the woman who decided to flex a giant mech over a plane hijack. What the hell?

Ironwood: … …

Me: Then your soldiers have to look like the very machines you created. It's no wonder no one trusts them and it was easy to frame you. It's almost like they were trained to be the same and work as a union meanwhile keeping their individual personalities away. Probably because they were in Atlas for too long and they forgot what home or having a spine looked like. Crazy.

Ironwood: … … …

Me: Face it. Atlas was already ready to start another war. You flex your power, trying to show the world that Atlas is its biggest factor yet still refuse to humble yourselves when it comes to the rest of the world. Watts was right about you. You want control. Nothing else.

Watts: Ratchet even though you hate me I am still the smartest character in the show!

Me: No the fuck you are not!

Watts: What?

Me: Dude, remember, you were handed the win. Again, if our characters had figured shit out. Had their priorities in order. What would have been your back up plan?

Watts: Um.

Me: Not to mention, you didn't survive Atlas. You died.

Watts: Um.

Me: Then the fight with Ironwood. Bullshit. How does a scientist manage to keep up with a soldier especially in hand to hand combat? Plot.

Watts: Well Penny -

Me: Man don't get me started on how you messed up with Penny.

Watts: … ….

Me: Matter of fact. I'm going in today.*snap *

Characters from Rwby I needed to appear.

Me: Neo. Baby. I love you. But you - oo. Oo. You beat Yang in a 1v1. You held your own against Cinder, I don't care what anyone said you could have killed the bitch. You fought team Jnpr in a 4v1. Which I will say the writers sabotaged them because they should have given you more trouble. But you struggled against Maria. Maria who hasn't been a huntress or in combat situations for years. How?!

Neo: .

Me: Jaune you did good but… you should have been fighting more. I'll explain more in a few. Oscar, you did well, I mean you still dumb as hell but you did your best.

Oscar: Okay.

Me: Now you two I can't excuse. Well one of you. Nora, you could have done better. You should have been more screen time. But Ren-

Ren: *turn away*

Me: Nah-Nah, don't turn away from me Ren. Ren. Ren, look at me. Look at me! Where were hands? Where were your hands Ren? Cause so far you been spamming the same fucking move! Like god- I can't believe I'm saying this but Jaune can beat you.

Ren: … …

Ruby: Um Rat-

Me: Shh. Now you and your team. You all managed to beat the Ace ops in a fight. A 4v4 fight.

Ruby: Yep.

Weiss: We were excellent.

Blake: We did.

Yang: No problem.

Me: So tell me why could none of you manage to fight Cinder. Let only touch her. Matter of fact, when the Ace-ops pulled up on you again, what happened?

Blake: I mean we did land a hit on Cinder.

Me: Understood but… y'all have the biggest cheat code and that's Ruby. But then Neo knocked Yang off in one move to save Ruby then proceeded to whoop all of you. No effort.

Blake: Wow. Excuse us for going through emotions. We just watched our team mate theoretically die.

Weiss: Plus, she had to put in a little effort.

Cinder: Like hell. I was disrespecting you girls completely. The only one who managed to be on par with me was Penny.

Me: Who all of you nerfed to hell by making her human. Once again the villains are handed the win. Y'all played yourselves. But let's get on topic on why I summoned you all here. What I notice in this show is not just horrible character development for most of you but in combat for all of you, I notice a heavy amount of skill issues.

RWBY characters: what?!

Me: Like you Ren. Bro your weapon works. It helps you close the distance to engage with enemies. You can throw them like boomerangs. And they have grappling hook functions. But you lack the skill to use them for some reason. Again what happened to your martial arts training? Like you could have been on Vine and Emeralds level but no you are a waste. Instead of spending training time on meditating you should have been training on how to use them and corporate them into your fighting style. If you had one.

Ren: *silent*

Nora: Hey don't be too hard on him.

Me: The man was talking loud at the wrong people instead of the bitch who caused the problem. And he barely amounted to shit in the volumes. And his semblance evolving is trash. Fuck his feelings. He should have died along with his parents.

Nora: Shit.

Me: Ruby, your weapon upgrade is impractical. In fact I barely noticed it until someone pointed it out.

Ruby: Um.

Me: Like you showed skill in wielding a scythe. It's unnecessary. And you have dust in your bullets. Use them. At this point I'm questioning if you had any training. Weiss.

Weiss: … …

Me: Bitch you cannot be that rusty that you don't remember how to use your weapon along with your semblance. Like you have the best semblance in the show and it's versatile. There is no excuse for you losing half the time. Quit trying to summon your henchman and fight. Blake.

Blake: …. ..

Me: They should have given you katana in my opinion but if it ain't broke don't fix it. Still girl… …. what happened to that one move you used back when you were fighting Roman? Like you could have taught Jaune that move.

Blake: I mean-

Me: And what happened to your counter game? Do you remember how your semblance works? And again you have dust. Use the shit!

Blake: … … …

Me: Yang.

Yang: …. ….

Me: In the volume seven open credits, why never you used that move once?

Yang: … … …

Me: I could say more like you being able to launch yourself in the air. Or how you could have saved Oscar by placing your bombs around the grim and using it as a smokescreen to grab him. But I digress. Still you never use that move once, I almost thought I was seeing a dragon fist. It was beautiful. Why have you never used that?

Yang: … … Um.

Me: I really hate you. Now for you three. Jaune my boy.

Jaune: … …

Me: what happened to your grandsword mode?

Jaune: I don't know. Pietro must have removed it.

Me: Cause you really could have done some serious damage. Like you should have been doing way more. Like I understand you're the healer, but… healers are supposed to be protected, and I don't recall anyone but Ruby protecting you. Plus just because you're a healer you know how to fight. Basically you're not a healer, you're a Druid. Plus rarely anyone in this show needs healing, beside Weiss, Ren and Oscar sorry butts. You're not just a Druid but basically a Red mage.

Jaune: Well-

Me: like bro if Vine had taught you well which he didn't. Or if you actually took the time to learn how to do that. Or if the writers gave a damn and the fan base doesn't have this beef with you. You would have been doing shit like this.

and

Jaune: Aw man, b-but my grandsword mode only provides me with more offensive options but no defense.

Me: You had a magnetic hard light dust mini grenade shield.

Jaune: Oh my God!

Me: To clarify, unlike these five with skill issues while having enough, you and Nora should have way more options in your bag now. Like Nora, why don't you carry lighting dust on deck or wear an electric collar or something so you can use your semblance whenever you want?

Nora: That… does make sense.

Me: If not that then you really should have been a maiden. Mainly because of the theory of Fria being your grandmother.

Nora: Are you serious?!

Me: Hinse why I hate both Ren and Oscar. You two should have been the main focus of the Atlas arc, along with Yang, Ruby and Weiss. Especially if you two together counter Atlas technology. Like Nora you didn't need to be passed out for most of the volume if Jaune was with you.

Oscar: Woah man I -

Me: *slaps Oscar*

Oscar: … … …

Me: Look Oscar. I hate you. I-I wish… I wish Hazel killed you. You are a waste of f***** air. You are just the solution of cry baby fans who hated Jaune so much that they would settle for a new character. You get all this power and still get whooped. Leave my site. Now.

Oscar: *walks off*

Me: Dumbass kid gets all that power meanwhile everyone else stays stagnant.

Cinder: Well-

Me: Jaune is always ready to fight you. Ruby can beat you with a glance. Penny could have killed you. Neo could have killed you. Shit Raven should have killed you. You even lost to Winter who just got the maiden powers by a few seconds after Jaune killed Penny. Remember you have to gang up on Amber to get those powers. Humble yourself. And remember you are Salem's weakest link so far. At this point, Cinder, I really think Pyrrha died because of the plot and her just being stupid.

Pyrrha: Hey.

Summer: What-

Me: F you Summer. We still don't know jack about you. It's been nine volumes and we still have no clue on what happened to you. Like I said y'all be selling the win.

Rwby characters: … … …

Me: I should end this here but- I think I should explain. Jaune, Weiss, Yang and Nora. You four should have gone to Atlas. Again Jane and Nora counter Atlas technology with their weapons. Nora didn't need to be knocked out.

JWNY: … …

Me: Nora, out of all people you could've asked for advice on anything, you chose Blake. The girl who has a record of not steady relationships. Really?

Nora: I mean-

Me: I say Jaune would be a better person to ask considering he wanted a relationship with Pyrrha. Plus, he has a different perspective of Ren. He may know something about him that you don't. Plus you two barely talk to each other, so a moment between you two would have been good, at least so we can see you as a team.

Rwby fan: Damn he's right.

Me: Believe me I think Jaune and Hazel should have fought each other, but Jaune vs Ironwood is three times better. Fights don't always have to be psychical. They can be a game of chess. Jaune vs Ironwood is a battle between two leaders with different ideals and leadership methods. Ironwood doesn't care how you feel, when you barks an order, he expects you to do it. Jaune on the other hand doesn't just bark orders. He explains the order but is welcome to input. Really James is Jaune.

Rwby fan: Damn.

Me: Yang and Weiss could have been arguing over Ruby's actions with Weiss defending her and calling Yang out on her bull crap. Then when it comes to Whitely Yang calls Weiss out on her attitude with her family. The show has so far shown us multiple times that these girls talk to each other more than they talk to their partners. Why is Atlas any different?

Rwby fan: Damn.

FreezerBurn fan: DAMN IT!

Me: Ruby, Oscar, Ren and Blake. Beside the three having the physical training, powers and tools to navigate the city. In fact, if Blake has White Fang experience shouldn't she know how to drive. In fact, if Jaune and Ren are capable of riding hover bikes I don't see how you two, Ruby and Blake, can't ride one as well.

Ren: But without Jaune-

Me: *irritated* What has that training been for?

Ren: … … …

Me: Struggle Sasuke- man you are worse than Megumi. Anyways everything happens the same. Except when the hound appeared Ruby tried to use her silver eyes but they didn't work. Which is a bigger shock than it being capable of speech. And even if you guys could retrieve Oscar who to say the hound couldn't make the Grimm surround all of you and force you to give Oscar back or just take all of you to Salem. Again, Salem wanted Ruby from the start.

Salem: Yeah he's not wrong.

Me: The only alternative is instead of everyone on Ruby's team being captured, Ren and Blake escape while Ruby along with Oscar are captured.

Ren: But then we'll be trapped in the snow.

Me: You both have training and experience, I'm sure you both are capable of surviving. Also if the Amity started working you could have just called Fiona and she would track your call and find you. Or May could have found you considering she had a plane. Or if you still got captured by the Ace ops and still went into battle with them, you could have, I don't know, called your friends and let them know what happened.

Ruby: But if I'm imprisoned then Neo and Cinder will find out and try to kill me.

Salem: Cinder would but I have her on a leash.

Me: Plus, Neo has a habit of toying with her enemies. Torturing someone is not far for her. Plus Salem gave Neo what she wanted more than Cinder did. Neo is basically repaying Salem by interrogating you for the password.

Neo: * "True" face*

Me: Now Penny, I would have kept her experience the same. The difference is Jaune could actually save her along with her father. Pietro should have had a way to come back and save his daughter.

Penny: How so? I fell from the sky!

Me: I know it's a stretch but if Jaune was training using his semblance to recharge his aura faster than normal he could jump after you and try to catch you.

Jaune fan: Son of a -!

Me: And Penny with your last bit of consciousness of yourself, you in turn save Jaune from certain death. Sadly, when you were found by Weiss-

Weiss: Wait I was with Jaune? Then where were-

Me: Jaune if the Ace-ops stole Penny's sword instead of trying to capture her would that not be suspicious?

Jaune: Yeah… I mean though Penny could stand her ground the Ace-ops has the upper hand. Plus with how stubborn they are especially Harriet and Elm they wouldn't settle for less. Unless they were ordered.

Me: So with that in mind would you have gone to Pietro?

Ruby: Ratchet just because I was willing to send Penny to Amity to lay low doesn't mean -

Jaune: WHAT?!

Ruby: … …

Jaune: You planned to leave our most valuable friend on Amity, alone.

Ruby: It was to keep her safe.

Jaune: Okay. Again. Why did you let her go alone?

Ruby: Um.

Me: Jaune did she tell you Cinder was in Atlas?

Jaune: … … How long?

Me: A while. She also saw her in the maiden's room.

Jaune: … …. *Eyes twitching*

Ruby: Jaune-

Jaune: Don't. Say. Anything. To me.

Me: Yeah y'all need to start relaying information to one another. Anyways Weiss you along with Jaune helped get a message out about Salem. Though it still wouldn't have made a difference for Atlas and Mantle. But then Nora calls Jaune from where her and Yang, under Jaune's orders, continue to defend Until you heard Ruby's team went away. I would explain more but I know I'm not going to get likes or repost on this so I'll end this here. Still the fact that none of you have a role, know how to use your abilities to their fullest and having little to no brain cells proves Atlas was screwed from the start.

Spoiler: Found this on Tumblr and fits

rachetmath
Jaune and Yang Battle
Yang: Jaune.

Jaune: What is it Yang?

Yang: Fight me!

Jaune: Why?

Yang: Just cause.

Jaune: Did someone bet on this? Nora? Weiss? Neon? Emerald?

Yang: No just-

Jaune: Then no I'm not fighting you.

Yang: You scared of me.

Jaune: I mean, yeah, but mainly I don't see a point. Considering your record.

Yang: I have a clean record.

Jaune: Mercury, Haven Academy, you could barely touch him.

Yang: Don't count.

Jaune: Neo, Atlas and Ever After you barely fought her and she whooped you.

Yang: Don't count.

Jaune: Salem.

Yang: Okay that ultimately doesn't count. She's immortal!

Jaune: Then what counts Yang? Adam, who you tag-teamed with Blake.

Yang: Hey I carried that fight.

Jaune: Neon and Flynt which you got lucky by the way.

Yang: Now hold up Jaune. I beat them fair and square.

Jaune: Look I just don't see the point.

Yang: So you pussy.

Jaune: Guess so. Unless I have reason then you are out of luck. Ask Ren.

Yang: Okay, if you win I will do whatever you want.

Jaune: Whatever I want?

Yang: Yes.

Jaune: Anything?

Yang: Yes.

Jaune: Okay. Let's go.

Yang: Oh I'm so going to kick your-

Later on after the fight.

Raven: So he beat your ass?

Yang: Yeah.

Raven: And he didn't even ask you to do anything sexual?

Yang: No.

Raven: Just spend time with me?

Yang: Yeah.

Raven: Damn. So what if I don't want to spend time with you?

Yang: *points*

Raven: *sees Jaune*

Jaune: *screams in the distance* Don't think I forgot about my village bitch! Don't think because you are a maiden I'm scared to face you! Don't think that! Don't think that! I know where your baby daddy lives too. Don't make me go to him, I will! You know what I'll kill your brother too. Cause both you Branwens had me f**** up. Don't believe me? Test me! Come and see if I don't have that dog in me. Come and try me!

Raven: Okay. He is crazy. Well, my beautiful daughter, let's at least spend an hour-

Jaune: What?

Raven: Three hours.

Jaune: What?!!

Raven: The whole day together. Come on.

Jaune: That's what I thought pussy.

Qrow: Aye kid you-

Jaune: *demon voice* DON'T TALK ME QROW! GO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR NIECE BEFORE I MAKE YOU SEE CLOVER AGAIN!

Qrow: Okay. Okay. Calm down. I'm out.

Jaune: F***** bum ass- man I-I miss my family. When can I go home?! Damn. I have no partner. No money. No respect. Damn, I- I got nothing. Shit! I might need make a new friend or something because at this rate I'll be a villain.

In hell.

Adam: Damn.

Roman: Damn.

Hazel: God Damn. I feel sorry for him.

In heaven

Ironwood: Damn. I feel his pain.

Lewis: That is sad.

Alyx: *hiding behind Penny*No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

Penny:*trying to defend them both* Friend Pyrrha, please I apologize.

Summer: *holding Pyrrha down* Pyrrha, calm down young lady.

Pyrrha: Let me kill em. Let me kill em!

Things CRWBY could do to fix there Show-
1) Give it to the Ice Queendom crew that can fix it atleast they made BMBLB tolerable
2) From Tumblr by howlingday
Jaune VS Tyrian, I'm thinking he's laying near-dead in the gutter while Tyrian off-handedly mentions that Jaune was a happy accident for him, because he was really after Ruby. Somethin' 'long the lines of, "That was fun, but I really do have to get going. That little red girl won't gut herself~!" And Jaune just goes...

Same applies to Jaune vs Jax if he mind control Jaune and mentions doing the same to Ruby or Weiss

3) Have more character moments interspacing the plot instead of wtf V7/V8 down time was, IE the manga omakes or fancomics that do it better!