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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

What else could Cousin Jackie be used for as a sleazebag relative of Jaune's?
So I may have read it but didn't Elon Musk make some sort of like a facility in which he will keep women who will bear children or something(By Ganesha I hope this is false news)

Maybe that is cousin Jackie's ultimate goal? He is a man stuck in the (supposed) past glory and decides someone has to spread actual Arc seed around and raise an army or something of loyal followers who can improve the world?

He might have heard or found some prophecy, not realising that in their infinite cruelty, the brother gods like to plant these kind of pranks for desperate beings. There is no prophecy, no destined hero.

Because we might joke about girls getting with Jaune but what if someone took that the wrong way and instead of realizing that Jaune never focused on that(he only simped for one woman in particular but he wasn't a sleazebag, he eventually stopped simping over her even)

What if instead of following a hilarious and painful process of how a deep relationship is formed, somone decided to forgo the journey and look at that destination as a prize to be won?

Ren discovers his ability to sense emotions early and it is an utter disaster.
It's honestly difficult for him to modulate the intensity of the emotions he observes, so Nora is a Neverending thunderstorm of it while Pyrrha changes moods like phases in an AC current due to various responsibilities and her wants.

Blake is a condensed blackhole of emotions; rage, fear, apathy, disgust, lust and so much more. He is honestly scared of her a little.

Weiss and Ruby however are pretty similar actually, both are optimistic and cheerful spirits with undercurrents of melancholy but an unending resolve stemming from different sources, For Ruby it's her dream and For Weiss it is her sense of self.

Yang is such a weird flashbang for him, it looks everytime she raises her fistes there are two equally fearsome beasts opening their jaws, Her love for combat and her rage originating from frustration, as if all her complex life problems coulsd be solved if she could just land this next punch.

Jaune is initially a breath of fresh air, he is pretty much What You See Is What You Get with his emotions.

But further observations and it seems like Jaune somehow is always either completely in tune with the other people's emotions or completely out of phase, as if subconsciously changing course of actions by his presence.

Ren atill couldn't understand what was going on there.
 
Upon rereading my reply, I realised I was sort of wondering how a combination of OOC Jaune SI who spend their time either arguing how Jaune is a soyboy or a self insert and I kept wondering how such a person would act in RWBY.
 
stolen from FNKI
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Consider: They did it purely so their respective families would get their stuff when they died to Salem…but then they somehow survived and it was so awkward to explain it to their parents they divorced immediately afterwards.

…a few years later they date and start actually going out, but right before Jaune proposes, they realize they'd actually misfiled the divorce documents so they're actually still legitimately married.

They hold a wedding anyway and pray their families never find out that they weren't invited to their actual marriage ceremony.
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This is the funniest thing ever. I just imagine Ruby walking into a room and pointing at Jaune before dramatically gasping "You! EX HUSBAND! What are you doing here?!"
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I don't know why this made me think of "All the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced" from Phineas and Ferb
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She has been locked in a closet with him because of Yang many times she has experience

Well, Rose girls love dumb blondes on the rebound. She's just getting acquainted with the taste before she has the full meal

"It's an acquired taste."
-Ruby
 

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