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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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Not too sore, are you?
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Stuff i found on Tumblr
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a rare case of Yang not being an overprotective big sis or being Yang Redfield meme
Uncle Jimmy and wingman Jaune
by dreamymaccready2287
Ruby: Oh god oh fuck, this is bad! Bad bad baaad!
Yang: Ruby, calm down, what's the situation?
Ruby: I just figured out, this isn't a time travel fix-it, this is a time travel fuck up!
Weiss: Why do you think that?
Ruby: We made Cinder childhood friends with Jaune!
Blake: How is that a bad thing? You know Jaune's personality, she's gonna turn out fine.
Ruby: And have you forgotten Jaune's luck!? They're probably going to be ripped away from each other at a pivotal moment!
Ruby: She's going to come back twice as evil as she was last time or something!
Ruby: And probably still be into him!
Yang: Pfft c'mon sis, do you really believe something like that would happen?
Ruby: Name one time the universe has allowed Jaune to be happy for a moderately long period of time.
Yang: ...
Yang: Oh god, we need to fix this immediately.
Ruby: Oh god oh fuck, this is bad! Bad bad baaad!
Yang: Ruby, calm down, what's the situation?
Ruby: I just figured out, this isn't a time travel fix-it, this is a time travel fuck up!
Weiss: Why do you think that?
Ruby: We made Cinder childhood friends with Jaune!
Blake: How is that a bad thing? You know Jaune's personality, she's gonna turn out fine.
Ruby: And have you forgotten Jaune's luck!? They're probably going to be ripped away from each other at a pivotal moment!
Ruby: She's going to come back twice as evil as she was last time or something!
Ruby: And probably still be into him!
Yang: Pfft c'mon sis, do you really believe something like that would happen?
Ruby: Name one time the universe has allowed Jaune to be happy for a moderately long period of time.
Yang: ...
Yang: Oh god, we need to fix this immediately.
By reashot
Jaune: *just kneading bread*
GIF by superboystims
Ruby:
Yang: It doesn't take a lot to excite you huh, Ruby?
Ruby: Yes. Sometimes I'm impressed even myself.
Yang: Maybe we should find the time to get you spayed.
Ruby: *snarl* Stay away!
Ruby: Me and Jaune will flood Remnants with our offspring. Making sure the Arc and Rose gene becomes the most dominant one.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wait! Where are you taking me?
And with a quick trip to planned Parenthood Remnants were spared from being overpopulated by Jaune and Ruby's children. All thanks to the quick thinking of a hot blonde bombshell. You go, Yang.
Jaune: *just kneading bread*
GIF by superboystims
Ruby:
Yang: It doesn't take a lot to excite you huh, Ruby?
Ruby: Yes. Sometimes I'm impressed even myself.
Yang: Maybe we should find the time to get you spayed.
Ruby: *snarl* Stay away!
Ruby: Me and Jaune will flood Remnants with our offspring. Making sure the Arc and Rose gene becomes the most dominant one.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wait! Where are you taking me?
And with a quick trip to planned Parenthood Remnants were spared from being overpopulated by Jaune and Ruby's children. All thanks to the quick thinking of a hot blonde bombshell. You go, Yang.
by rwby-encrusted-blog
Nora: I didn't ask how big the Room was, I said I cast Fireball.
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Young girl in the middle of nowhere: Have you seen my Mommy?
R_BY: Ah~
Weiss: I CAST THUNDERSPELL!
R_BY: NO!
Nora: I didn't ask how big the Room was, I said I cast Fireball.
~~~~~
Young girl in the middle of nowhere: Have you seen my Mommy?
R_BY: Ah~
Weiss: I CAST THUNDERSPELL!
R_BY: NO!
Uncle Jimmy and wingman Jaune
by dreamymaccready2287
Ruby: What base is your girlfriend sending you sections of her schematics?
Jaune: Uhhh... marriage proposal, I think?
by dreamymaccready2287
Ironwood, on his scroll: Pietro, you need to come to Vale immediately, there's a situation.
Pietro: WHAT!? Did something happen to Penny, is she safe!?
Ironwood: Physically, yes, Penny is safe. However, She found a girlfriend. I'll be flying you out so you can help me give the shovel talk in person.
Pietro: ... *sigh* James, your favoritism is showing.
*Zooms out to reveal Ironwood wearing a t-shirt that says "Let's go Penny!" and a hat that says "Penny is #1"*
Ironwood: ...no it isn't.
Ruby: What base is your girlfriend sending you sections of her schematics?
Jaune: Uhhh... marriage proposal, I think?
by dreamymaccready2287
Ironwood, on his scroll: Pietro, you need to come to Vale immediately, there's a situation.
Pietro: WHAT!? Did something happen to Penny, is she safe!?
Ironwood: Physically, yes, Penny is safe. However, She found a girlfriend. I'll be flying you out so you can help me give the shovel talk in person.
Pietro: ... *sigh* James, your favoritism is showing.
*Zooms out to reveal Ironwood wearing a t-shirt that says "Let's go Penny!" and a hat that says "Penny is #1"*
Ironwood: ...no it isn't.