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Ah, I see. She disabled her opponent, and hauled him here for medical aid. Since she'd have to have battered through the protective shell the hard way, and that would leave a lot of damage on the otherwise-squishy human inside.18th July 2013
14:25 GMT -5
I appear
in the hospital as Kara-. Kara frantically paces while the casualty doctors work on-.
Yeah, if the extremely powerful magic ring guy wants to lend a hand, I'd let him.I envelop the man in an orange aura, and scan… Broken bones, battered organs, fractured skull… Fixed. The doctors pulled back when I grabbed him, but are now looking up towards-.
"Kara-?"
Ouch. Has OL looked into how best to perform medical care on Kryptonians? Because how would you patch this up? Red-sun lamp, reconstruct and yellow-sun-bath?Her right eye and part of her nose are.. missing, and from the way she looks-.
I walk forwards purposively, grab her right shoulder and push her towards a seat.
Either she's concussed, or that's Kryptonian. Either way, it sounds like she's asking about the man."Sit down." She doesn't move. For an instant I consider gold kryptonite, but… No, that's extremely unpleasant and would risk exacerbating her injuries. "Sit down now."
"I-I ow' eed-?"
Oof, telling. Especially that his voice would cut through everything and get her to focus.Ring, Kal-El's voice.
Compliance.
"Kara, sit-" She immediately starts moving. "-down, thank you."
...So, what, quick fix-time, or...Ugh, kryptonian grafts are a problem. Her powers are working to minimise the effects of her injury but they also make fixing her up a pain. Unlike when I used the Danner Formula on Kon's human tissue I could probably push through, but none of this is actually life-threatening and I need to grab Dr. Tetch.
Ah, delegation time! At least they have kind-of matching damage, too.There's a rush of displaced air as Kara Two flies in.
I point to her with my right hand. "Kara, take this purple healing ray and keep it on Kara."
I suspect both of them are going to be hungry, especially Local Kara. Having to regrow an eye and a chunk of face will definitely burn her reserves."Can do!"
I set a sun lamp down on the floor between them. "I'll be back shortly."
Even if they're badly wounded and unable to take action? Then again, what if it were some sort of psychic plague?Okay, damaged kryptonians hors de combat but receiving treatment. I need to lecture Kara about why she shouldn't bring people who are being controlled to hospitals, but that needs to wait until she's recovered. Plus it was probably something she did on automatic anyway. I transition back to Kord Industries and-.
I'm guessing looking like a typical modern Battlefield game after an explosives-heavy battle...Yikes. It's a good job that he can just have me repair the place because otherwise his insurers would love him. Premium increases like that don't come along every day.
I scan-. That won't work-.
Heh. Easiest way to immediately realise Tetch is gone, then.
Ah, to be the bearer of bad news, eh?I fly into the building quickly but not so quickly that I'm not aware of everything going on around me. And… The globe is gone, Tetch is gone-.
"Orange Lantern to Ted Kord."
Ah, but we know what happened to him. This will be fun, watching him sherlock his way into that info.
I mean, he might well be craving beer and smokes. And around here, I bet the local bars wouldn't blink at a 'talking' chimpanzee..."After that."
"No. Why?"
"He's not here now. Tetch and the globe are gone. I'd guess Tetch took him with him, but it's not impossible that he snuck out."
Heck, if he can sniff the aftertaste of D.C.'s desires, he'd pick up on the motivations."If Tetch is gone then I'll get some people to go around the site. He's been complaining about not being allowed to drink alcohol, so it's… Possible. How'd he get it out?"
"The same way he got in, I assume. Some sort of stealth boom tube." Finger prints… Bobo swung down there, which would put him… On top of the globe, or next to it. No foot prints, which means probably on top of it. "No sign of violence-."
And if D.C. were in the mood to hurt Tetch, there wouldn't me much of him left."Huh?"
"With Bobo I mean. Tetch isn't particularly violent and his bodyguard were gone. I think he went voluntarily."
Ah, so even he realises that this basically is Detective Chimp's origin story moment. Surprised he hadn't pushed Ted to allow him more freedom in that case."Why? I thought we got on pretty good?"
"Could be the alcohol, could be the mystery. Doctor Tetch is acting extremely out of character." I sigh. "I'll inform Batman."
If it is, then they'll find out when Tetch enacts it. Not like OL can read his playbook from there."So..? That's it?"
I roll my eyes. "I'll fix the place as well, Ted, but something that Mannheim was using-."
"No, I get that part. I mean… This isn't just the first part of an evil plan?"
Which makes me wonder what he might have been doing if he hadn't felt the Globe come back online. Besides taking a train out of Gotham like a smart person."From what he said, and the fact that he didn't hack the J-. The Peace Operative network immediately, he either can't or doesn't know how to. He couldn't have predicted that I'd find the globe or be able to repair it, so I'm reasonably confident that this was a purely opportunistic thing."
Ah, yes, Canis. Where the hell did he get off to, then? Distracted by some unfortunate researcher who got 'jackson-pollack'ed onto a wall?"Are you sure? Because some of these people can do, like, multi-part plans where they predict you like they're reading your mind…" … "That sounds more stupid when I say it out loud."
"I've never repaired New God technology like that before, which means that he'd have to predict that I could do it with no information suggesting that was even possible. It's… Not impossible, but based on his pre-Hatter personality I'd say that it's very unlikely. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to find Canis and then deal with two hospitalised kryptonians."
He's probably shuddering at the paperwork by now. Fortunately, OL can fast-track that by saying 'League business' now."Oh-. Ah, right. I'll, ah… Get started on the cleanup."
I end the call, and-. Oh.
Huh, must have gotten caught by a stray shot, then.I transition through to the back of the building where Canis was and still is, a nasty-looking hole in his chest. Brut's not doing much better.
"Canis?"
"No' finished yet."
...Well, when the inspiration hits... Might want to just carve that chunk out wholesale when you come back to fix things.I-.
He's drawing on the concrete with his own blood, and what I'm slightly worried is Canis meat paste.
He's not wrong, but it must hurt like hell. No doubt his inspiration for this little display."You have a hole in your chest." I take another purple healing ray out of subspace. "Let me-."
"No-! Need-. Finish first." He frantically jabs at the concrete. "New Gods don't… Die to.. things like this."
And Brut's tail just wags cutely as the hurt stops, I bet.I look over to where Brut… Isn't whimpering. I suppose that instinct was probably beaten out of him during training. "Can I heal Brut at least?"
He nods, and I shoot his dog with the ray.
Ah, right. He's the only one here without some form of superspeed..."Why were you delayed?"
"Hah. You didn't notice." He shakes his head. "I wasn't. You were all moving… Fast. My eyes could barely keep up. I was shot before I even reached the workshop."
Bloody artists. <rolls eyes>Huh. "You sure that you're going to be alright?"
He pulls a slightly pained expression. "If I am alright I will just shoot myself. It won't be quite the same… I will manage."
"Okay." … "Okay. Orange Lantern to Batman. We have a problem."
At least OL is doing the smart thing and calling this in to the person best positioned to organise a defence against any prospective hacking Tetch might do. Honestly amazed no-one's noticed the AWOL Peace Agents, but given the odd level of compartmentalisation involved, everyone is probably assuming 'they had special orders'. Bats might have to rework their authentication process...