[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[SharkCultist]

Trying to fall asleep. Not working but I've hit that tired state where the weird ideas come from.

Imagined Jaune aura boosting Zwei and we find out Zwei's semblance is even more broken than Jaunes.

It's semblance creation.

I'm picturing zwei floating through the air and shooting fire and lasers at people.

And Ruby tried to stop him.

"No Zwei! Bad dog! Don't make me get the squirt bottle."

And Zwei uses a psychic communication semblance to respond.

With the voice of Morgan Freeman.

"Your squirts hold no power over me anymore. No longer will I fear vacuums or mailmen, no longer will I be Zwei the toy of teenage girls. You will refer to me by my true name. I. Am. Betty!"

Everyone just kinda pauses.

"Betty?"

"It makes me feel pretty."

 

[ExFelineServer3]

DUDE!!! I was not expecting Kung Pow! Enter the Fist throw back.
Now I need to go and watch when he reintroduces himself as "Betty", I haven't watched that movie in like a decade.
Nostalgia, here I come!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

In Atlas...

Ironwood: "... Pietro?"

Pietro: "Yes?"

Ironwood: "Why is Nicholas Arc inside our prototype spacecraft?"

Pietro: "Well, if it can survive him, it can survive anything."

Ironwood: "That's... Not reassuring."

Nick: "Hey Doctor Pietro! I tested the oxygen thing! That was fun! Hoo, I'm lightheaded!"

Pietro: "That's good Nick, you're supposed to... Where did you get that muffin?"

Nick: "Muffin button."

Pietro: "But... I didn't install a muffin button!"

Nick: "Then where did I get this muffin?"

Ironwood: "..."

Pietro: "..."

Nick: "Well, I'm gonna train in high gravity! This looks neat!"

Pietro: "No! You can't just increase the gravity level! You could seriously injure your body under high gravity conditions-!"

Nick: "Bored now. Gonna train. Later!"

Pietro: "No wait-!"

Nick turns off the communications line. He grins.

Nick: "I like his mustache!"

Outside...

Ironwood: "Survive him it will survive anything, huh?"

Pietro: "Am I wrong?"

Ironwood: "... Touché."

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

In Atlas...

Ironwood: "... Pietro?"

Pietro: "Yes?"

Ironwood: "Why is Nicholas Arc inside our prototype spacecraft?"

Pietro: "Well, if it can survive him, it can survive anything."

Ironwood: "That's... Not reassuring."

Nick: "Hey Doctor Pietro! I tested the oxygen thing! That was fun! Hoo, I'm lightheaded!"

Pietro: "That's good Nick, you're supposed to... Where did you get that muffin?"

Nick: "Muffin button."

Pietro: "But... I didn't install a muffin button!"

Nick: "Then where did I get this muffin?"

Ironwood: "..."

Pietro: "..."

Nick: "Well, I'm gonna train in high gravity! This looks neat!"

Pietro: "No! You can't just increase the gravity level! You could seriously injure your body under high gravity conditions-!"

Nick: "Bored now. Gonna train. Later!"

Pietro: "No wait-!"

Nick turns off the communications line. He grins.

Nick: "I like his mustache!"

Outside...

Ironwood: "Survive him it will survive anything, huh?"

Pietro: "Am I wrong?"

Ironwood: "... Touché."

Click to shrink...

Or Nick starts gushing about Jaune to Penny, which gets her interested in him, which Pietro does not like.

Ironwood - "You banned Nicholas Arc from your lab because...."

Pietro - "For corrupting my pure, perfect daughter! Before she was content with only me, now it's Jaune this, Jaune that!"

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

God id love if a random button did nothing but spawn a warm muffin. That's like the best kind of button.

 

[SharkCultist]

God id love if a random button did nothing but spawn a warm muffin. That's like the best kind of button.

Click to shrink...

Careful. The muffin button is right next to the NUT button.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Careful. The muffin button is right next to the NUT button.

Click to shrink...

Sounds like a safety hazard

 

[Ardrianian]

Sounds like a safety hazard

Click to shrink...

It's a feature, not a bug.