"Think nothing of it. You weren't that far off. Incidentally, would you be willing to become Queen of Olympus?"
"Lord Zeus did not ask me."
Oh, he didn't mean it in
that sense. I doubt OL would want you to have to deal with
him.
"I wasn't talking about marrying him."
Mitchell doesn't seem to react, though Kon looks a little perturbed.
Yeah, Mitchell wasn't around for the Fate thing, was he? It's been
so long...
"I…" Queen Hippolyta makes brief eye contact with Menalippe, who does her best not to react either. "I know that as a demigoddess myself I could undergo apotheosis more easily than a mortal. I know that Diana is perfectly capable of taking my place as Queen of Themyscira. But I have no desire to disrupt the divine order, or put myself above the king of the gods."
"But if my some mysterious happenstance there was an opening..?"
Though it would result in the odd situation of her ruling over her own
father, amongst the other gods...
Hippolyta swallows, eyes not quite focusing on me. "I don't know. I have never seriously considered the possibility. Do I need to?"
"I don't know yet. This is just the 'sounding out' phase."
To be fair, the Olympians seem to be able to handle themselves as is. I doubt you'll need to do more than smack some sense into Ares and
maybe Apollo.
"Paul…" Kon gives me a concerned look. "We're finding things out for the League. I know you're angry, but we really shouldn't do anything without talking to Batman and Doctor Mist first."
I nod. "I agree."
...Oooh, you don't mean that in any
good way, do you?
"Yeah, but… You're treating this like the thing with Zatara. I'm pretty sure that you were already assuming that the League weren't gunna do anything."
"No, I trusted that they would. I just wasn't sure how quickly they were going to be moving on this."
To be fair, in most other circumstances, with of their own being more or less sent to her
hell, they
might bump a rescue up the priority ranks.
He doesn't look entirely convinced. "You sure?"
"Alright, there's a-. I'm sure the League got the message last time and they wouldn't let this lie, but I got used to them not doing anything so I'm inclined to act like they're doing nothing until I actually hear something from them."
Or, and this may sound crazy, you could
ask them what they plan to do? Radical, I know, but...
"Maybe you should go talk to him."
I go to nod, then look suspiciously at him and Queen Hippolyta. Orange Lantern handling stage 2. But… Yes. Okay. He's still right, and it might help get me out of this mindset if I do speak to Mr. Wayne.
As long as the urgency of the situation remains forefront in your mind, instead of your
anger.
"Yes, I think you're right. Excuse me."
I get a nod from Hippolyta as Donna walks over to take a seat with the three of them. Then
Odds they're going to be worriedly discussing what he might do?
High.
I vanish from their site and
appear on the Watchtower.
Knock knock, anyone home?
27th October 2012
04:49 GMT
Mr. O'Brien's eyes bulge out of his face, then he ducks down and morphs his body into the shape of a television, his face pushing 'through' the screen.
Wow, things are that slow they've got
him on monitor duty?
"Heeee's he-."
"Kid Flash already did that joke."
Well, just stomp all over his fun, then...
A hand extrudes from the side of the screen and scratches the top of his head.
"Okay, well, what else is there?" He morphs into…
Darth Batman? "
The Lantern is not so forgiving as I am."
Now
there's an Elseworlds or crossover for you. I shudder to imagine what an alternate Paul in the Star Wars universe could do to the plot.
"Did you know he never realised Leia was his daughter?"
"Huh?" Mr. O'Brien snaps back into his default shape. "Sure he did. Right at the end, he says 'Tell your sister, you were right'."
Ah, but OL's already had
this discussion...
"Yes, because he knows that Luke has a sister. But he never specifically identifies her by name."
He thinks for a moment, then his jaw bungee drops down to the deck.
Well, that just makes the ending a little
more tragic. Though I can't think he'd feel any better knowing he spent years trying to kill, and at one point 'interrogated', his own daughter...
"Is Batman here?"
"Ah, yeah, but…" He takes a deep breath. "Okay, promise you're not going to go crazy?"
Oh, you're one to talk about 'crazy', rubber-boy.
"I promise that I will not become crazier than I am now."
"That's… The least reassuring thing you could possibly have said, but okay! See… What Zeus did is wrong, and we're obviously going to get-" I nod. "Dianaback-."
Well, good to hear it
said.
"But she's not in immediate danger, so the League doesn't need to get on top of this immediately. There are plenty of more urgent and important things going on in the world and that's why you passed it onto the team in the first place."
"You're being a whole lot more reasonable about this than I thought you'd be." He narrows his eyes. "And you skipped immigration."
The Watchtower could probably use
better mystical defences. Though it's kind of
hard to resist Greediporting anyway.
"If I was an attacker, it would be too late. So what problems do the League have that prevent them from prioritising Zeus?"
"Some guy in Brazil started up Venom production-"
Yeah, that's all of a five-minute job for a smart Lantern...
Wouldn't be in Euanthe's areas, which leaves the coast. Probably no magic defence, because the Accala shamen would show an interest in that. Mr. Dorrance Junior may be dead but there were plenty of people who worked for him at some stage who might still be around…
Coast. Look for increased number of venom users, any familiar faces… Users there, but the production-.
...
One minute job, maybe?
I step out, reappearing
in a factory, constructs snatching guns and knives and chaining up and stunning their owners. Two guards have already injected, but that doesn't make them construct proof. Once the place is recumbent I
Wasting no time at all, I see.
return
to the Watchtower and upload the coordinates to the League's computer.
And Batman's probably grousing about ruining his plans for Saturday night.
"-but Batman-. Uh. You just went there, didn't you?"
"Yes."
No time wasted
here, thank you.
"Okay, we'll cross that off the list. I'm guessing you're gunna keep doing that until Wonder Woman's at the top of the list, ain't cha?"
"Yes."
Now, I'm sure a few of the Leaguers might be
frustrated, but at least the world will be a little
safer.
"So I need to call Batman right now in case he wants some of these to not get solved."
"That might be an idea, thank you. Tell him that if he's in Brazil I can help with the pick up."
How
polite of him.
"Okay. So, stand there, don't move, and I'll get a hold of him as fast as I can."
"Thank you."
Only problem is, he can still do a hell of a lot
without moving.
Lantern, remember, Eel?