14:48 <•ultima333> <TotalAbsolutism> "First of all it is quite an honor to be of roller coaster blood."
14:48 <•ultima333> what the fuck are you reading TA
14:48 <•ultima333> also hi xamusel
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'm reading a Let's Read of Twisted.
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> It
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> Is a masterpiece
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> A story about a 30 year old man who is actually a were-roller coaster dragon.
14:48 <•ultima333> what
14:48 <•ultima333> no like
14:48 <•ultima333> wgat
14:48 <Xamusel> ...I'm confused.
14:49 <•TotalAbsolutism>
http://i.imgur.com/ccJZrRM.jpg
14:49 <•TotalAbsolutism> I am 100% serious.
14:49 <•TotalAbsolutism>

14:50 <•ultima333> what the
actual fuck
14:51 <•TotalAbsolutism> NSFW?
https://redcoaster.deviantart.com/art/Want-a-Ride-314581892
[...]
14:54 <•TotalAbsolutism> This is great.
14:54 <•ultima333> well if you're not doing it to farm likes, you can either wait a couple hours or use the edit button, asdx
14:55 <•ultima333> TotalAbsolutism, it seems like it would be total cringe to read through myself
14:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> Luckily, I don't have to.
14:55 — •Anon-2B sits on asdx11
14:55 <•ultima333> I kinda wanna see theh lets read
14:55 <•ultima333> link, TA?
14:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> Do you have an SA account, ultima?
14:55 <•ultima333> SA?
14:55 <•asdx11> but I'm impatient!
14:55 <•asdx11>

14:55 <•ultima333> Something awful?
14:55 <•ultima333> No
14:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> Mm. It's a goldmined thread, so you may not be able to see it.
14:56 — •asdx11 would happily let 2B sit on their face
14:56 — •asdx11 eats Anon out
14:56 <•ultima333> try the link anyways?
14:56 <•ultima333> also, goldmined?
14:56 <•TotalAbsolutism> It was archived in the Comedy Goldmine.
14:56 <•TotalAbsolutism> Basically, where the top quality threads go when ded.
14:56 <•TotalAbsolutism>
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471
14:57 — •asdx11 should have made tacos
14:57 <•asdx11> but lazy
14:57 <•asdx11> made a barely edible Burger
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> I also have dramatic readings of the first ten chapters available if the link fails.

14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> Chapter 1-4:
http://tindeck.com/listen/kfak
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> Chapter 5-10:
http://tindeck.com/listen/yvja
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism>

14:59 <•ultima333> I can read it
14:59 <•TotalAbsolutism> Do have... fun.
15:00 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's a beautiful train wreck.
15:00 <Xamusel> Speaking of reading things... anyone here willing to read my extended revision of Devil of the Night Sky's prologue?
15:00 <Xamusel> I put it on the forums by now.
15:00 <•ultima333> "I'm unsure as to how much paint one needs to huff to come up with the idea that anthropomorphizing an amusement park attraction is a suitable concept for a 'novel' (used in the loosest of senses here), but it's probably the same amount or more that is required to enjoy this book.
15:00 <•ultima333> "
15:01 <•TotalAbsolutism> And people did.
[...]
15:04 <•ultima333> I'm
15:04 <•ultima333> I'm going through this table of contents
15:04 <•TotalAbsolutism> I do enjoy Nanoha, but I don't know about DxD very much.
15:05 <•TotalAbsolutism> What broke you, ultima?
15:05 <•ultima333> 20D. Miranda Leek's drawings of pregnant roller-coasters and Drawing of adorable dog to cleanse your mind (Provided by Dreggon)
15:05 <•ultima333> 20E. Miranda Leek's drawing of pregnant roller-coaster and roller-coaster-fetus (Provided by SSNeoman)
15:05 <•ultima333> 20F. Fanfiction of thugs who accosted Clare and were later brutally murdered by Railrunner (Written by Jeek)
15:05 <•TotalAbsolutism> Was it the ultrasound?
15:05 — •ultima333 dies a little inside
15:08 <•Anon-2B> ultima333: whart the fuck are you doing
15:08 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's my fault, anon.
15:08 <•ultima333> Anon-2B, blame TA
15:08 <•Anon-2B> TotalAbsolutism: what have you done.
15:09 <•TotalAbsolutism> I found a published story about were-roller coasters.
15:09 <•ultima333> TA linked me a review of a novel about anthropomorphic were-roller coasters
15:09 <•Anon-2B> wat
15:09 <•Anon-2B> wat wat
15:09 <•ultima333> <TotalAbsolutism>
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471 Anon-2B
15:09 <•asdx11> humanity is weird
15:09 <•ultima333> you have been warned
15:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Anon
15:10 — •asdx11 Ponders
15:10 asdx11 → •Spaceslut_Samus
15:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Does your IRC client auto-load linked posted images?

15:10 <ZipLopz> 81 4chan threads
15:10 — •Spaceslut_Samus Wonders what lesbian sex in zero G is like
15:11 — •Spaceslut_Samus looks at Anon-2B
15:11 <Xamusel> That's something I need to figure out how to do properly, removing the excess commas.
15:11 — •Spaceslut_Samus waggles eyebrows
15:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> Regardless, checkit
http://i.imgur.com/ccJZrRM.jpg
15:11 <•TotalAbsolutism>

15:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> Okay. I'll read it first, then fix the commas.
15:11 — •Anon-2B lewds Spaceslut_Samus in outer space
15:12 <•Anon-2B> what the fuck is that TotalAbsolutism
15:12 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's an anthropomorphic roller coaster.
15:12 <•ultima333> what the fuuuuuuck
15:12 <•ultima333> yeah
15:12 <•ultima333> okay
15:12 <•ultima333> I'm out
15:12 <•Spaceslut_Samus> Deviantart distilled into one creation
15:12 <•Spaceslut_Samus>

15:12 <•TotalAbsolutism>

15:12 — •Spaceslut_Samus Stabs TA
15:13 <•TotalAbsolutism> Friendly reminder that my discord nick is 'Satan' for a reason.
15:13 <•Spaceslut_Samus> NSFW Meltlilith
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6555552
15:13 <•ultima333> I'm just scrolling through the table of contents
15:13 <•ultima333> 46D. Miranda Leek's drawings of roller-coasters before, during and after child-birth (Provided by Iced Cocoa)
15:13 <•ultima333> whaaat
15:13 <•ultima333> why
15:13 <•TotalAbsolutism> Hey, ultima.
15:14 <•TotalAbsolutism> She wrote this at 17, apparently.
15:14 <•ultima333> I saw that in the prologue part
15:14 <•ultima333> it's uh
15:14 <•ultima333> normally I'm supportive of people writing stuff, even if it's terrible
15:14 <•ultima333> but this
15:14 <•ultima333> this should not be.
15:16 <•ultima333> it's like the FATAL of amateur writing
15:16 <•Latewave> Dunno
15:16 <•ultima333> that was apparently published onlin
15:16 <•TotalAbsolutism> Ultima.
15:16 <•TotalAbsolutism> Actual humans purchased paperback copies.
15:16 <•ultima333> every day we stray further from God's light, TA
15:17 <•TotalAbsolutism> Straight up his ass.
15:17 <•TotalAbsolutism> We're the butt plug of species.
15:17 <•ultima333> I want to read something nicer
15:17 <•Anon-2B> Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
15:17 <•Latewave> Dunno
15:17 <•ultima333> TotalAbsolutism, that was worse than the several page review of FATAL
15:17 — •Latewave gives Anon hat
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> I am the resident expert on FATAL.
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> And,
having read more of it than almost any other living human, I can attest that it's still not /that/ bad.
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> But it's comparable.
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'd say about a 0.6 on the FATAL scale.
15:18 <•ultima333> TotalAbsolutism, yeah, FATAL is just absurdly clunky and cringe-y in its execution and attempt to be maximum over-edge
15:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> Many people think that.
15:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> But FATAL is actually 100% serious.
15:19 <•ultima333> this is mixing incredibly clunky, cringe-y, and also mixing the deepest darkest Magical Realm into it
15:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> Which is scary.
[...]
16:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> GG, I broke ultima with were-anthropomorphic roller coasters.
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> just starting to go t-
16:19 <•ultima333> FUCK I HAD JUST FORGOTTEN
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> spill
16:19 <•ultima333> WHY
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> what
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> this requires explanation
16:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> MUAHAHAHAHA
16:19 <•ultima333> TA linked me a review of some 17 y/o deviantart's magical realm that somehow got 'published' online
16:20 <•Generic_Generica> lol whut
16:20 <•ultima333> that is "awful fanfic" level of grammar and spelling
16:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> That, again, actual humans purchased~
16:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> In PAPERBACK form~
16:20 <•TotalAbsolutism>
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
16:20 <•Generic_Generica> h
16:20 <•ultima333> and about ANTHROPOMORPHIC WERE-ROLLAR COASTERS
16:20 <•Latewave> Well sometimes you buy things because they are fucking awful
16:20 <•Generic_Generica> lol
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> this wacky wonderful world
16:21 <•TotalAbsolutism>
https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ByTDqc0G/image.png
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> that's funny
16:21 <•ultima333> the author also apparently made some.... illustrations, for it.
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> haha holy shit
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> i'm dying
16:21 <•ultima333> 20D. Miranda Leek's drawings of pregnant roller-coasters and Drawing of adorable dog to cleanse your mind (Provided by Dreggon)
16:21 <•ultima333> 20E. Miranda Leek's drawing of pregnant roller-coaster and roller-coaster-fetus (Provided by SSNeoman)
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> ...
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> like
16:22 <•ultima333> I DARE NOT CLICK THE LINK
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> OH BO
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> BOY
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> OH BOY
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> LET ME HELP YOU THERE ULTIMA
16:22 <•ultima333> No NOOOOOO
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> this is still furry stuff right
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> it's not
16:22 <•ultima333> WERE ROLLER COASTERS
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> actial
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> ... I have no idea.
16:23 <•ultima333> I think this goes beyond furry
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> lol
16:23 <•Latewave> I don't want to know
16:23 <•TotalAbsolutism> Did you see the roller coaster dragon?
16:23 <•ultima333> like, beyond Level 5 furry
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> nope
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> plz no
16:23 <•Latewave> I'm been ignoring the shit out of this
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> in other news
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> not that anthropomorphic pregnant
16:23 <•TotalAbsolutism> I shall save you all, and not post the fetus/anatomy picture.
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> rollarcoasters
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> isn't uh
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> interesting
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> ......
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> I will just idly mention that the author said males have no genitalia but females do.
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> fuck
16:24 <•ultima333> choose suck it up and click the link cuz curiosity will kill you, DONT DO IT, PLEASE QQBOT LET ME AVOID THIS FATE, PLEASEEEE, WHAT THE HELL MAN DONT DO IT
16:24 <•qqbot> ultima333 selects: suck it up and click the link cuz curiosity will kill you
16:24 <•ultima333> FUFCK
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> senpai change the topic
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> ultima
16:24 <•ultima333> nope
16:24 <•ultima333> not doing it
16:24 <•ultima333> fuck you qqbot
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> Not Mind Safe, Not Work Safe:
http://img12.deviantart.net/d0f5/i/..._a_redmother_by_railrunnermiranda-d63hche.jpg
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> senpai please chan
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism>

16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> Okay, I'm done.
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> goddammiy
16:24 <•ultima333> nope
16:24 <•ultima333> not clicking it
16:24 <•ultima333> nopenope
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> fuq u TA

16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> My flatmate is reading the whole thread.
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> you diabo
16:25 <•ultima333> like
16:25 — •HereBeDragons burns the weird ass shit that is infesting this chat
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's so bad.
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> well
16:25 <•ultima333> I couldn't even read the QUOTES directly
16:25 <•ultima333> ANYWAYS
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> your flatmate needs brainbleach
16:25 <•ultima333> anyways
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> oh hey
16:25 → •a2znut (voiced) joined
16:25 <•ultima333> no more roller coaster shit
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'm done.
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> cherrylover posted hia
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'll stop.
16:25 <•ultima333> a2znut, don't even ask