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IRC shenanigans

Reader mode
THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION IS NOT WORK SAFE NOR MIND SAFE. IT CONTAINS ANTHROPOMORPHIC WERE-ROLLER COASTERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

This has been edited, with a bunch of extraneous conversations cut out for clarity and brevity. Any emphasis is mine.

14:48 <•ultima333> <TotalAbsolutism> "First of all it is quite an honor to be of roller coaster blood."
14:48 <•ultima333> what the fuck are you reading TA
14:48 <•ultima333> also hi xamusel
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'm reading a Let's Read of Twisted.
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> It
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> Is a masterpiece
14:48 <•TotalAbsolutism> A story about a 30 year old man who is actually a were-roller coaster dragon.
14:48 <•ultima333> what
14:48 <•ultima333> no like
14:48 <•ultima333> wgat
14:48 <Xamusel> ...I'm confused.
14:49 <•TotalAbsolutism> http://i.imgur.com/ccJZrRM.jpg
14:49 <•TotalAbsolutism> I am 100% serious.
14:49 <•TotalAbsolutism> :D
14:50 <•ultima333> what the actual fuck
14:51 <•TotalAbsolutism> NSFW? https://redcoaster.deviantart.com/art/Want-a-Ride-314581892

[...]

14:54 <•TotalAbsolutism> This is great.
14:54 <•ultima333> well if you're not doing it to farm likes, you can either wait a couple hours or use the edit button, asdx
14:55 <•ultima333> TotalAbsolutism, it seems like it would be total cringe to read through myself
14:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> Luckily, I don't have to.
14:55 — •Anon-2B sits on asdx11
14:55 <•ultima333> I kinda wanna see theh lets read
14:55 <•ultima333> link, TA?
14:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> Do you have an SA account, ultima?
14:55 <•ultima333> SA?
14:55 <•asdx11> but I'm impatient!
14:55 <•asdx11> :V
14:55 <•ultima333> Something awful?
14:55 <•ultima333> No
14:55 <•TotalAbsolutism> Mm. It's a goldmined thread, so you may not be able to see it.
14:56 — •asdx11 would happily let 2B sit on their face
14:56 — •asdx11 eats Anon out
14:56 <•ultima333> try the link anyways?
14:56 <•ultima333> also, goldmined?
14:56 <•TotalAbsolutism> It was archived in the Comedy Goldmine.
14:56 <•TotalAbsolutism> Basically, where the top quality threads go when ded.
14:56 <•TotalAbsolutism> https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471
14:57 — •asdx11 should have made tacos
14:57 <•asdx11> but lazy
14:57 <•asdx11> made a barely edible Burger
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> I also have dramatic readings of the first ten chapters available if the link fails. :D
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> Chapter 1-4: http://tindeck.com/listen/kfak
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> Chapter 5-10: http://tindeck.com/listen/yvja
14:57 <•TotalAbsolutism> :D
14:59 <•ultima333> I can read it
14:59 <•TotalAbsolutism> Do have... fun.
15:00 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's a beautiful train wreck.
15:00 <Xamusel> Speaking of reading things... anyone here willing to read my extended revision of Devil of the Night Sky's prologue?
15:00 <Xamusel> I put it on the forums by now.
15:00 <•ultima333> "I'm unsure as to how much paint one needs to huff to come up with the idea that anthropomorphizing an amusement park attraction is a suitable concept for a 'novel' (used in the loosest of senses here), but it's probably the same amount or more that is required to enjoy this book.
15:00 <•ultima333> "
15:01 <•TotalAbsolutism> And people did.

[...]

15:04 <•ultima333> I'm
15:04 <•ultima333> I'm going through this table of contents
15:04 <•TotalAbsolutism> I do enjoy Nanoha, but I don't know about DxD very much.
15:05 <•TotalAbsolutism> What broke you, ultima?
15:05 <•ultima333> 20D. Miranda Leek's drawings of pregnant roller-coasters and Drawing of adorable dog to cleanse your mind (Provided by Dreggon)
15:05 <•ultima333> 20E. Miranda Leek's drawing of pregnant roller-coaster and roller-coaster-fetus (Provided by SSNeoman)
15:05 <•ultima333> 20F. Fanfiction of thugs who accosted Clare and were later brutally murdered by Railrunner (Written by Jeek)
15:05 <•TotalAbsolutism> Was it the ultrasound?
15:05 — •ultima333 dies a little inside
15:08 <•Anon-2B> ultima333: whart the fuck are you doing
15:08 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's my fault, anon.
15:08 <•ultima333> Anon-2B, blame TA
15:08 <•Anon-2B> TotalAbsolutism: what have you done.
15:09 <•TotalAbsolutism> I found a published story about were-roller coasters.
15:09 <•ultima333> TA linked me a review of a novel about anthropomorphic were-roller coasters
15:09 <•Anon-2B> wat
15:09 <•Anon-2B> wat wat
15:09 <•ultima333> <TotalAbsolutism> https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471 Anon-2B
15:09 <•asdx11> humanity is weird
15:09 <•ultima333> you have been warned
15:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Anon
15:10 — •asdx11 Ponders
15:10 asdx11 → •Spaceslut_Samus
15:10 <•TotalAbsolutism> Does your IRC client auto-load linked posted images? :D
15:10 <ZipLopz> 81 4chan threads
15:10 — •Spaceslut_Samus Wonders what lesbian sex in zero G is like
15:11 — •Spaceslut_Samus looks at Anon-2B
15:11 <Xamusel> That's something I need to figure out how to do properly, removing the excess commas.
15:11 — •Spaceslut_Samus waggles eyebrows
15:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> Regardless, checkit http://i.imgur.com/ccJZrRM.jpg
15:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> :D
15:11 <•TotalAbsolutism> Okay. I'll read it first, then fix the commas.
15:11 — •Anon-2B lewds Spaceslut_Samus in outer space
15:12 <•Anon-2B> what the fuck is that TotalAbsolutism
15:12 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's an anthropomorphic roller coaster.
15:12 <•ultima333> what the fuuuuuuck
15:12 <•ultima333> yeah
15:12 <•ultima333> okay
15:12 <•ultima333> I'm out
15:12 <•Spaceslut_Samus> Deviantart distilled into one creation
15:12 <•Spaceslut_Samus> :V
15:12 <•TotalAbsolutism> :D
15:12 — •Spaceslut_Samus Stabs TA
15:13 <•TotalAbsolutism> Friendly reminder that my discord nick is 'Satan' for a reason.
15:13 <•Spaceslut_Samus> NSFW Meltlilith https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6555552
15:13 <•ultima333> I'm just scrolling through the table of contents
15:13 <•ultima333> 46D. Miranda Leek's drawings of roller-coasters before, during and after child-birth (Provided by Iced Cocoa)
15:13 <•ultima333> whaaat
15:13 <•ultima333> why
15:13 <•TotalAbsolutism> Hey, ultima.
15:14 <•TotalAbsolutism> She wrote this at 17, apparently.
15:14 <•ultima333> I saw that in the prologue part
15:14 <•ultima333> it's uh
15:14 <•ultima333> normally I'm supportive of people writing stuff, even if it's terrible
15:14 <•ultima333> but this
15:14 <•ultima333> this should not be.
15:16 <•ultima333> it's like the FATAL of amateur writing
15:16 <•Latewave> Dunno
15:16 <•ultima333> that was apparently published onlin
15:16 <•TotalAbsolutism> Ultima.
15:16 <•TotalAbsolutism> Actual humans purchased paperback copies.
15:16 <•ultima333> every day we stray further from God's light, TA
15:17 <•TotalAbsolutism> Straight up his ass.
15:17 <•TotalAbsolutism> We're the butt plug of species.
15:17 <•ultima333> I want to read something nicer
15:17 <•Anon-2B> Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
15:17 <•Latewave> Dunno
15:17 <•ultima333> TotalAbsolutism, that was worse than the several page review of FATAL
15:17 — •Latewave gives Anon hat
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> I am the resident expert on FATAL.
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> And, having read more of it than almost any other living human, I can attest that it's still not /that/ bad.
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> But it's comparable.
15:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'd say about a 0.6 on the FATAL scale.
15:18 <•ultima333> TotalAbsolutism, yeah, FATAL is just absurdly clunky and cringe-y in its execution and attempt to be maximum over-edge
15:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> Many people think that.
15:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> But FATAL is actually 100% serious.
15:19 <•ultima333> this is mixing incredibly clunky, cringe-y, and also mixing the deepest darkest Magical Realm into it
15:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> Which is scary.

[...]

16:18 <•TotalAbsolutism> GG, I broke ultima with were-anthropomorphic roller coasters.
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> just starting to go t-
16:19 <•ultima333> FUCK I HAD JUST FORGOTTEN
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> spill
16:19 <•ultima333> WHY
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> what
16:19 <•Generic_Generica> this requires explanation
16:19 <•TotalAbsolutism> MUAHAHAHAHA
16:19 <•ultima333> TA linked me a review of some 17 y/o deviantart's magical realm that somehow got 'published' online
16:20 <•Generic_Generica> lol whut
16:20 <•ultima333> that is "awful fanfic" level of grammar and spelling
16:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> That, again, actual humans purchased~
16:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> In PAPERBACK form~
16:20 <•TotalAbsolutism> https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
16:20 <•Generic_Generica> h
16:20 <•ultima333> and about ANTHROPOMORPHIC WERE-ROLLAR COASTERS
16:20 <•Latewave> Well sometimes you buy things because they are fucking awful
16:20 <•Generic_Generica> lol
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> this wacky wonderful world
16:21 <•TotalAbsolutism> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ByTDqc0G/image.png
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> that's funny
16:21 <•ultima333> the author also apparently made some.... illustrations, for it.
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> haha holy shit
16:21 <•Generic_Generica> i'm dying
16:21 <•ultima333> 20D. Miranda Leek's drawings of pregnant roller-coasters and Drawing of adorable dog to cleanse your mind (Provided by Dreggon)
16:21 <•ultima333> 20E. Miranda Leek's drawing of pregnant roller-coaster and roller-coaster-fetus (Provided by SSNeoman)
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> ...
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> like
16:22 <•ultima333> I DARE NOT CLICK THE LINK
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> OH BO
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> BOY
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> OH BOY
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> LET ME HELP YOU THERE ULTIMA
16:22 <•ultima333> No NOOOOOO
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> this is still furry stuff right
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> it's not
16:22 <•ultima333> WERE ROLLER COASTERS
16:22 <•Generic_Generica> actial
16:22 <•TotalAbsolutism> ... I have no idea.
16:23 <•ultima333> I think this goes beyond furry
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> lol
16:23 <•Latewave> I don't want to know
16:23 <•TotalAbsolutism> Did you see the roller coaster dragon?
16:23 <•ultima333> like, beyond Level 5 furry
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> nope
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> plz no
16:23 <•Latewave> I'm been ignoring the shit out of this
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> in other news
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> not that anthropomorphic pregnant
16:23 <•TotalAbsolutism> I shall save you all, and not post the fetus/anatomy picture.
16:23 <•Generic_Generica> rollarcoasters
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> isn't uh
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> interesting
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> ......
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> I will just idly mention that the author said males have no genitalia but females do.
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> fuck
16:24 <•ultima333> choose suck it up and click the link cuz curiosity will kill you, DONT DO IT, PLEASE QQBOT LET ME AVOID THIS FATE, PLEASEEEE, WHAT THE HELL MAN DONT DO IT
16:24 <•qqbot> ultima333 selects: suck it up and click the link cuz curiosity will kill you
16:24 <•ultima333> FUFCK
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> senpai change the topic
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> ultima
16:24 <•ultima333> nope
16:24 <•ultima333> not doing it
16:24 <•ultima333> fuck you qqbot
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> Not Mind Safe, Not Work Safe: http://img12.deviantart.net/d0f5/i/..._a_redmother_by_railrunnermiranda-d63hche.jpg
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> senpai please chan
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> :D
16:24 <•TotalAbsolutism> Okay, I'm done.
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> goddammiy
16:24 <•ultima333> nope
16:24 <•ultima333> not clicking it
16:24 <•ultima333> nopenope
16:24 <•Generic_Generica> fuq u TA :V
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> My flatmate is reading the whole thread.
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> you diabo
16:25 <•ultima333> like
16:25 — •HereBeDragons burns the weird ass shit that is infesting this chat
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> It's so bad.
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> well
16:25 <•ultima333> I couldn't even read the QUOTES directly
16:25 <•ultima333> ANYWAYS
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> your flatmate needs brainbleach
16:25 <•ultima333> anyways
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> oh hey
16:25 → •a2znut (voiced) joined
16:25 <•ultima333> no more roller coaster shit
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'm done.
16:25 <•Generic_Generica> cherrylover posted hia
16:25 <•TotalAbsolutism> I'll stop.
16:25 <•ultima333> a2znut, don't even ask

 
<Anon-9S> By the way, can anyone use Witchcraft? Or was that only the Eizenberns.
<Anon-9S> Artoria's Dragon Core is like, gud nuff' for it if possible ain't it?
<random_auroras> Witchcraft I don't know. Magecraft is relatively common (for a certain definition of common).
<Anon-9S> Wishcraft**
<Anon-9S> The thing where you bed reaity with raw power.
<Anon-9S> bend reality
<random_auroras> That's sounding oddly close to True Magic.
<Anon-9S> Illya can do it for one.
* Anon-9S shrugs
<Anon-9S> Hmm... Apparently it is a sorcery trait.
<Anon-9S> "Wish-Granting – Spellcasting without possessing the knowledge of the spell itself; to skip the thaumaturgical process altogether and recreate miracles just through the use of magical energy. Still bound to the limitations of the Magic Circuits."<WingedOne> 13:54:50 <•Anon-9S> The thing where you bed reaity with raw power.
<WingedOne> 13:54:50 <•Anon-9S> The thing where you bed reaity with raw power.
<WingedOne> 13:54:54 <•Anon-9S> bend reality
<WingedOne> Would not put it past you to try the first thing.
<random_auroras> And we'd be proud of Anon.
<Anon-9S> Y-you would?
<random_auroras> Of course.
<Anon-9S> And how do I bed reality anyway...?
<random_auroras> That's for you to find out and enjoy.
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While Fedorable might be our memetic sex goddess it seems that Anon̦̦ meanwhile is QQ's memetic seducer :p
 
I WAS CALLED. AND THUS I HEARD.

12:48 AM G<@Generic_Generica> Like
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> it's just easier on me to hit the extremes
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> I don't do well with well-rounded characters so it's either
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> one end of the spectrum or the other
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> basically GG only has two settings
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> :V
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> on or off
12:49 AM G— @Generic_Generica is the cheapest vibrator
12:49 AM A— +asdx11 turns gg on
12:49 AM G— @Generic_Generica buzzes
12:49 AM A<+asdx11> ...
12:49 AM G<@Generic_Generica> :V
12:49 AM A— +asdx11 looks at Anon-sleepy
12:50 AM A<+asdx11> It's a good thing she's probably in bed
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<Generic_Generica> THIS IS IMPORTANT
<ReinZero> "yes"
<Generic_Generica> SHARK DICKS ARE IMPORTANT
<Generic_Generica> ...
[...]
<ultima333_> generica should I post the out-of-context "Shark dicks are important" in IRC shenanigans?
<ultima333_> :V
<ReinZero> :p
<Generic_Generica> choose yeah, stick it in, go for it, no, fuck you ults-senpai don't do it, please no
<qqbot> Generic_Generica selects: stick it in
<Generic_Generica> ...
<tablet-ctcel> Technically sharks are pretty friendly iirc
<Generic_Generica> SHIT
<Latewave> Do it
<ReinZero> lol
<Generic_Generica> FUCK YOU QQBOT
<Generic_Generica> YOU
* Generic_Generica makes some argled-blargled noises that are incomprehendible
<Lord_Exposition> Generica, don't you know? QQbot hates everyone
<Generic_Generica> ... Well
<Generic_Generica> Apparently
<Generic_Generica> that's a yes
<tablet-ctcel> Lemon sharks are pretty affectionate and like getting PWT iirc
<Generic_Generica> but ypou'd better get this part in too ults
<Generic_Generica> :V
 
For context, here's the full log.

[19:34] <+TotalAbsolutism> Reality Conduit.
[19:34] * Generic_Generica flails
[19:34] <+Luna_Snuffgood> "Your penis is now a shark."
[19:34] <+Luna_Snuffgood> "Wait what?
[19:34] <@Generic_Generica> Iunno
[19:34] <@Generic_Generica> as in
[19:34] <@Generic_Generica> "Is the penis shaped like a shark's dong"
[19:34] <@Generic_Generica> or
[19:34] <@Generic_Generica> "Is the penis literally a shark"
[19:35] * ReinZero notices
[19:35] * ReinZero ganks the GG
[19:35] * Generic_Generica continues flailing
[19:35] <+ZipLopz> ...Huh?
[19:35] * ZipLopz pats GG
[19:35] * Anon-sleepy nibbles Generic_Generica
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> hah
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> gah
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> GAH
[19:35] <+TotalAbsolutism> Your penis is a full-sized shark.
[19:35] <+TotalAbsolutism> Attached to your crotch.
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> Can I ride my penis like a mount
[19:35] <+Anon-sleepy> Sharktaur?
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> through the waves
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> :V
[19:35] <+TotalAbsolutism> It chafes your legs.
[19:35] <@Generic_Generica> Just have to wear leggings :V
[19:35] <+ReinZero> wait, wouldn't it bite his head off?
[19:36] <@Generic_Generica> eh
[19:36] <@Generic_Generica> you mean
[19:37] <+ReinZero> minor detail?
[19:37] <@Generic_Generica> figuratively or literally :V
[19:37] <+ReinZero> "Yes"
[19:37] <@Generic_Generica> regardless
[19:38] <+ReinZero> so you'll be a headless sharkdicker?
[19:38] <+ReinZero> :p
[19:39] <@Generic_Generica> It's like the headless horseman!
[19:39] <@Generic_Generica> Except with a shark, and the shark's literally my dong
[19:40] <@Generic_Generica> I mean this is assuming I have a weiner
[19:40] <@Generic_Generica> What if I have no dick, does a shark just suddeny
[19:40] <@Generic_Generica> sprout from my crotch
[19:40] <@Generic_Generica> :V
[19:40] <+TotalAbsolutism> Currently, getting food in exchange for super favours is winning.
[19:40] <+TotalAbsolutism> And scouting out a place to sleep.
[19:40] <+TotalAbsolutism> Convenient.
[19:41] <@ultima333_> Generica, suuuup
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> Although like
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> would it be a male shark or female shark
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> THIS IS IMPORTANT
[19:41] <+ReinZero> "yes"
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> SHARK DICKS ARE IMPORTANT
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> ...
[19:41] <+ReinZero> [X] Female
[19:41] <+ReinZero> screw yourself!
[19:41] <+ReinZero> :D
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> I'm drunk
[19:41] <+ZipLopz> ...
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> wait
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> no I'm not
[19:41] <@Generic_Generica> I've just been drinking too much coffee
[19:42] <+ReinZero> same difference
[19:42] <@Generic_Generica> No I'm hyper, not drunk
[19:42] <+ReinZero> <-uses tea /apple juice
[19:42] <@Generic_Generica> ugh this is the worst
[19:42] <+ZipLopz> Coffee makes you think of shark penis?
[19:42] <+ReinZero> same difference
[19:42] <+ReinZero> this is on Gg
[19:42] <+ReinZero> GG*
[19:42] <@Generic_Generica> I'm only thinking of shark dicks
[19:42] <@Generic_Generica> because SOMEBODY
[19:42] * Generic_Generica glares
[19:42] <@Generic_Generica> brought it up
[19:42] <+ReinZero> I did nothing except lampshade headlessness
[19:42] * Vyor_Laptop gives GG pats
[19:42] * Generic_Generica slaps ReinZero in the face with a fish
[19:43] <+ReinZero> it's asdx11's fault for bringing up shark dicks though?!
[19:43] <@ultima333_> generica should I post the out-of-context "Shark dicks are important" in IRC shenanigans?
[19:43] <+ReinZero> :p
[19:43] <@ultima333_> :V
[19:43] <@Generic_Generica> choose yeah, stick it in, go for it, no, fuck you ults-senpai don't do it, please no
[19:43] <+qqbot> Generic_Generica selects: stick it in
[19:43] <@Generic_Generica> ...
[19:43] <@Generic_Generica> SHIT
[19:43] <+tablet-ctcel> Technically sharks are pretty friendly iirc
[19:43] <+Latewave> Do it
[19:43] <+ReinZero> lol
[19:43] <@Generic_Generica> FUCK YOU QQBOT
[19:43] <@Generic_Generica> YOU
[19:43] * Generic_Generica makes some argled-blargled noises that are incomprehendible
[19:43] <+Lord_Exposition> Generica, don't you know? QQbot hates everyone
[19:43] <@Generic_Generica> ... Well
[19:44] <@Generic_Generica> Apparently
[19:44] <@Generic_Generica> that's a yes
[19:44] <+tablet-ctcel> Lemon sharks are pretty affectionate and like getting PWT iirc
[19:44] <@Generic_Generica> but ypou'd better get this part in too ults
[19:44] <@Generic_Generica> :V
[19:44] * ultima333_ sticks it in
[19:44] <+ReinZero> but those are QQ breed!
[19:44] <@Generic_Generica> OUT OF MY FUCKING HANDS
[19:44] <+Lord_Exposition> choose Altera, Paracelsus
[19:44] <+qqbot> Lord_Exposition selects: Altera
[19:44] <@Fallenblades643> This is gonna be a sight too see
[19:44] <+Lord_Exposition> Welp, Space Hun it is
[19:44] <+ReinZero> drunk Generica best Generica, as per always
[19:44] <@Fallenblades643> What sort of question was that Lord_Exposition?
[19:44] * Generic_Generica grumbles
[19:44] <+Lord_Exposition> Imma do a silly one shot SI into Danmachi
[19:45] <@Generic_Generica> I soddin' hate you all
[19:45] <@Fallenblades643> ...
[19:45] * Generic_Generica swigs their sixth cup of coffee
[19:45] <+ReinZero> you're welcome GG
[19:45] <+tablet-ctcel> Yes but Lord_Exposition it's more accurate to say qqbot loves EMBARRASSING GG :p
[19:45] <@Generic_Generica> :mad:
[19:45] * ultima333_ sniffles
[19:45] <@Fallenblades643> Oh god shes going to ruin the bad civilization
[19:45] <+Vyor_Laptop> What did I do? :(
[19:45] <@ultima333_> w-what about me, kohai?
[19:45] <@ultima333_> ;_;
[19:45] <@Generic_Generica> not you ults senpai
[19:45] <+Lord_Exposition> And the choice to go in with either Altera's body and abilities, or Paracelsus' body and abilities
[19:45] <@Generic_Generica> You're the best, even if you're out to embarass me like the rest of these degenerates
[19:45] <+tablet-ctcel> Or me?
[19:45] <@Generic_Generica> DEGENERATES
[19:45] <@Generic_Generica> :V
[19:45] * Generic_Generica should probably stop shitposting
[19:45] <+ReinZero> who?
[19:45] <+tablet-ctcel> :(
[19:45] * ReinZero head tilts
[19:46] <+ReinZero> GG get back to waifu quest
[19:46] <+ReinZero> :p
[19:46] <+Lord_Exposition> One makes for a stomp until anything past floor sixteen, the other is a fuck ton of political back maneuvering for the guy who can grant immortality
[19:46] <@Fallenblades643> I feel appalled and insulted Generic_Generica, I am far worse then that.
[19:46] <+Anon-sleepy> Geegee... am I a degenerate?
[19:46] <+ReinZero> yes, we know you are Anon
[19:46] <@Fallenblades643> Now go write more fluff about lewding a dragon girl.
[19:46] <@ultima333_> Geegee Marcus is out of the box
[19:46] * Generic_Generica flails again
[19:47] <+Anon-sleepy> Fallen talking to me?
[19:47] <@Fallenblades643> You too!
[19:47] <@Fallenblades643> Fluffy dragon girl lewds in my drug kouhais! My drug!
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> I need to update ranchquest yes
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> honestly
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> I'm thinking of just
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> moving it to CRW
[19:48] * Anon-sleepy drugs Fallenblades643
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> and making it a full-blown fic
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> lets me write at my own pace
[19:48] <+Latewave> go ahead
[19:48] * Luna_Snuffgood pats gg
[19:48] <+Latewave> write more Galge first :p
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> and let's be honest, most people were just in it for the titties and waff, the mechanics are sort of-
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> ... Okay
[19:48] <+Luna_Snuffgood> slow response as I had to dc for a bit
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> show of hands
[19:48] <+tablet-ctcel> Yessss Galge
[19:48] <@Generic_Generica> how many of you all actually read 40k galge quest
[19:48] <+Lord_Exposition> Oh, it's twenty seven degrees outside
[19:48] <@Fallenblades643> I'd vote to make it more about picking who too lewd, but I'll take more Dragon girl fluff
[19:49] <+Lord_Exposition> Fuck going anywhere today
[19:49] * Latewave hands up
[19:49] * tablet-ctcel raises his hand
[19:49] <@Generic_Generica> That's expected, yes
[19:49] <@Generic_Generica> is there /anyone else/ who reads galgequest on a regular basis
[19:49] <+Lord_Exposition> The level of sunshien out there will make my pasty white skin combust
[19:49] <@Generic_Generica> Who's just lurking
[19:49] <+Lord_Exposition> sunshine*
[19:49] <@Fallenblades643> I'm behing on Galge quest because I only get too read QQ on Mondays
[19:49] <@Generic_Generica> ... You too?!
[19:49] <@ultima333_> Generic_Generica, I'm behind on gagle quest actually
[19:49] <+Anon-sleepy> I need to get up to par
[19:49] <@Generic_Generica> wha-
[19:50] <@Generic_Generica> ALL OF YOU?!
[19:50] * Generic_Generica flails
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Generic_Generica confirmed for Dangerous Beast Kohai

2018 Jan 15 23:19:50 <Generic_Generica> Because DRUNK GENERICA
2018 Jan 15 23:19:52 <Generic_Generica> IS A BEAST
2018 Jan 15 23:19:55 <Generic_Generica> that we shall never speak of again
2018 Jan 15 23:19:59 <Generic_Generica> EVER
2018 Jan 15 23:20:00 <ZipLopz> One of the VA's, Nobunaga, has every five star at NP5
2018 Jan 15 23:20:00 <tablet-ctcel> A sexy beast?
2018 Jan 15 23:20:02 <ultima333> A /DANGEROUS BEAST/ Generic_Generica ?
2018 Jan 15 23:20:06 <Generic_Generica> YES
2018 Jan 15 23:20:07 <Generic_Generica> DANGEROUS
2018 Jan 15 23:20:11 <Generic_Generica> And we shall never speak of it agian
2018 Jan 15 23:20:12 <ultima333> WOOO SEXY KOHAI
2018 Jan 15 23:20:12 <ZipLopz> In fact, he recently got Shishou to NP5
2018 Jan 15 23:20:17 <VicCoyote> Why would you spend that money on FGO though >_>
2018 Jan 15 23:20:17 <Generic_Generica> wait what



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2018 Jan 15 23:19:43 <Generic_Generica> and I want to be able to control my fucking muse without getting drunk
2018 Jan 15 23:19:48 <Generic_Generica> ...
2018 Jan 15 23:19:50 <Generic_Generica> Because DRUNK GENERICA
2018 Jan 15 23:19:52 <Generic_Generica> IS A BEAST
2018 Jan 15 23:19:55 <Generic_Generica> that we shall never speak of again
2018 Jan 15 23:19:59 <Generic_Generica> EVER
2018 Jan 15 23:20:00 <ZipLopz> One of the VA's, Nobunaga, has every five star at NP5
2018 Jan 15 23:20:00 <tablet-ctcel> A sexy beast?
2018 Jan 15 23:20:02 <ultima333> A /DANGEROUS BEAST/ Generic_Generica ?
2018 Jan 15 23:20:06 <Generic_Generica> YES
2018 Jan 15 23:20:07 <Generic_Generica> DANGEROUS
2018 Jan 15 23:20:11 <Generic_Generica> And we shall never speak of it agian
2018 Jan 15 23:20:12 <ultima333> WOOO SEXY KOHAI
2018 Jan 15 23:20:12 <ZipLopz> In fact, he recently got Shishou to NP5
2018 Jan 15 23:20:17 <VicCoyote> Why would you spend that money on FGO though >_>
2018 Jan 15 23:20:17 <Generic_Generica> wait what
2018 Jan 15 23:20:27 <VicCoyote> Like, buy a waifu statue or something.
2018 Jan 15 23:20:28 <Generic_Generica> "Company pride"
2018 Jan 15 23:20:29 <Generic_Generica> :v
2018 Jan 15 23:20:30 <ZipLopz> For waifu.
2018 Jan 15 23:20:39 <ZipLopz> No, it doesn't make sense.
2018 Jan 15 23:20:39 * tablet-ctcel dresses Generic_Generica in the sexy DANGEROUS BEAST outfit
2018 Jan 15 23:20:46 <ultima333> "Waifu is laifu, also lol I got $100k to voice act this char so why not throw some back"
2018 Jan 15 23:20:53 <Generic_Generica> wait what's the dangerous beast outfit
2018 Jan 15 23:20:55 <ultima333> 1.9m
2018 Jan 15 23:20:59 <Generic_Generica> like
2018 Jan 15 23:20:59 <ultima333> uh geegee
2018 Jan 15 23:21:01 <Generic_Generica> I've heard of this before
2018 Jan 15 23:21:03 <ultima333> sexy mashu costume
2018 Jan 15 23:21:06 <ZipLopz> Yes, people still do it
2018 Jan 15 23:21:07 <Generic_Generica> but I don't remember what it actually looks like
2018 Jan 15 23:21:10 * Anon-sleepy molests Generic_Generica
2018 Jan 15 23:21:14 <Generic_Generica> ultima333 man I don't know what that is fam
2018 Jan 15 23:21:17 <Anon-sleepy> it's only fur on pussy and nipples
2018 Jan 15 23:21:23 <ZipLopz> The one that's basically patches of purple fur held together by strings
2018 Jan 15 23:21:27 <Generic_Generica> I've been too busy looking up FE: Awakening gameplay in between-
2018 Jan 15 23:21:28 <Generic_Generica> erk
2018 Jan 15 23:21:30 <Generic_Generica> ...
2018 Jan 15 23:21:31 <Generic_Generica> Is it
2018 Jan 15 23:21:36 <Generic_Generica> As bad as a microbikini
2018 Jan 15 23:21:38 <Generic_Generica> or is it way worse
2018 Jan 15 23:21:40 <ultima333> uh
2018 Jan 15 23:21:41 <ultima333> Generic_Generica, https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2518353
2018 Jan 15 23:21:42 <Anon-sleepy> ALmost worst
2018 Jan 15 23:21:50 <ultima333> sexy mashu
2018 Jan 15 23:21:58 <Generic_Generica> uh
2018 Jan 15 23:22:00 * Generic_Generica erks
2018 Jan 15 23:22:02 <VicCoyote> The bondage straps are nice
2018 Jan 15 23:22:07 <ultima333> that's the official art btw
2018 Jan 15 23:22:14 <Generic_Generica> is she even wearing
2018 Jan 15 23:22:22 <Generic_Generica> like
2018 Jan 15 23:22:22 <ZipLopz> https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/f/f6/DangerousBeast.png/revision/latest?cb=20170624151022
2018 Jan 15 23:22:22 <VicCoyote> *shock* why didn't I look up Mashu impreg
2018 Jan 15 23:22:34 <Generic_Generica> ...
2018 Jan 15 23:22:35 <Generic_Generica> uh
2018 Jan 15 23:22:37 <Generic_Generica> okay
2018 Jan 15 23:22:39 <Generic_Generica> that's a thing
2018 Jan 15 23:22:40 <Generic_Generica> ... MOVING ON
2018 Jan 15 23:22:53 <VicCoyote> No, I don't think we are
2018 Jan 15 23:22:55 <ultima333> I see lines going down, so she's probably wearing panties
2018 Jan 15 23:22:57 <Anon-sleepy> 10/10 would get kohai impreg :V
2018 Jan 15 23:23:01 <ultima333> or at least as much as Jackie is
2018 Jan 15 23:23:01 <tablet-ctcel> And the text has Four commenting in his head about Mash being sexy plump and THICC
2018 Jan 15 23:23:06 <tablet-ctcel> http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2969247
2018 Jan 15 23:23:13 <ultima333> like so Generic_Generica https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2971959
2018 Jan 15 23:23:29 <Generic_Generica> erk
2018 Jan 15 23:23:51 <ultima333> :3
 
We can call the thread "We Love GG. No Worm Fans Allowed".
 
1986ctcel said:
...........Should we just make a Generic_Generica Shenanigans thread already? To better showcase Kohai's aderpableness and meme generation ability? :p
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Good luck getting content for that thread.

I'm hardly the most memable mod btw, that's Biigoh. Biigoh has quests written about them. I don't have quests written about me.

No the solution is not to write "GG quest" that's silly.
 
Generic_Generica said:
Good luck getting content for that thread.

I'm hardly the most memable mod btw, that's Biigoh. Biigoh has quests written about them. I don't have quests written about me.

No the solution is not to write "GG quest" that's silly.
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* looks at the past few pages* suuuuuure you aren't just like you're totally not a tsundere :p
 
I am amazed it took this long for the Dangerous Beast gag to happen.
 
Bailey Matutine said:
We can call the thread "We Love GG. No Worm Fans Allowed".
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I'm okay with worm fic tbh. Cenotaph's still like, one of the better things I've read.

cross_grave said:
I am amazed it took this long for the Dangerous Beast gag to happen.
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(Grumbles)

1986ctcel said:
* looks at the past few pages* suuuuuure you aren't just like you're totally not a tsundere :p
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Oh goddammit.

(sulks)
 
[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: You know, I thought I was very clear on the rotating PoV thing for the quest, but I still saw at least one person who seemed to think that it was going to be a fixed choice.



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: Do people just not read_



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: _



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: Okay, wat



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: When I try to type a question mark.



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: I get _



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: ?



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: They´ve switched.



[1:44 PM] BigBoom550: ?



[1:44 PM] BigBoom550: Works fine for me.



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: And my apostrophes are wierd.



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: I think it´s my keyboard.



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Did someone change your Keyboard type?



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: No idea.



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: Maybe I hit something by accident_



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: ?



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Not gonna lie



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: That´s gonna get real annoying



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: This is kinda funny



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Anyways



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Yeah, people seem to think it's stuck



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: I mean, I was clear, right_ I said it was rotating twice.



[1:46 PM] BigBoom550: [Removed]



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: Mother'



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: OKAY THAT´´s Dif oh fuck it



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: Brb

Well Lucky-38?

Turns out he somehow got it stuck on Spanish localization.
 
BigBoom550 said:
[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: You know, I thought I was very clear on the rotating PoV thing for the quest, but I still saw at least one person who seemed to think that it was going to be a fixed choice.



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: Do people just not read_



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: _



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: Okay, wat



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: When I try to type a question mark.



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: I get _



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: ?



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: They´ve switched.



[1:44 PM] BigBoom550: ?



[1:44 PM] BigBoom550: Works fine for me.



[1:44 PM] Lucky-38: And my apostrophes are wierd.



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: I think it´s my keyboard.



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Did someone change your Keyboard type?



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: No idea.



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: Maybe I hit something by accident_



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: ?



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Not gonna lie



[1:45 PM] Lucky-38: That´s gonna get real annoying



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: This is kinda funny



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Anyways



[1:45 PM] BigBoom550: Yeah, people seem to think it's stuck



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: I mean, I was clear, right_ I said it was rotating twice.



[1:46 PM] BigBoom550: [Removed]



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: Mother'



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: OKAY THAT´´s Dif oh fuck it



[1:46 PM] Lucky-38: Brb

Well Lucky-38?

Turns out he somehow got it stuck on Spanish localization.
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I've fixed it, though.

'''''''???????_______ All where they should be.
 
[00:27] <+BrokenAscendent> Camelots lack of salt causing will make me sad
[00:27] == ZipLopz [uid111929@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-czebxzdkfbtdmkur] has joined #questionablequesting
[00:27] <+tablet-ctcel> Wynaut?
[00:27] <@Bii> Hans needs 36 shoes
[00:27] <Songarororo> Wonder how a Mebd + Euryale team will go
[00:27] <@Generic_Asleep> because I'm only going to use her for Gawain ctcel
[00:27] <@Generic_Asleep> and then I'm probably not touching her unless I have to
[00:27] <+tablet-ctcel> But she's a cute! :p
[00:27] <@ultima333> I'll just use Tammy + Arty
[00:28] <+BrokenAscendent> theres lots of male bosses to use her for tbh
[00:28] <@ultima333> + maybe friend arty/euyry
[00:28] <+Anon-phone> arty?
[00:28] <@Bii> Generic_Asleep... Euryale is delightful the way she slaughters male sabers/berserkers
[00:28] <@ultima333> artemis
[00:28] <@ultima333> and/or orion
[00:28] <+BrokenAscendent> orion only outdamages her at np2
[00:28] <+BrokenAscendent> and that relies on max skilling a 5 star
[00:28] <@ultima333> hey guess who I pulled while getting Jalter :V
[00:28] <@ultima333> my second Orion
[00:29] <+BrokenAscendent> neat
[00:29] <+BrokenAscendent> now level that 2nd skill to 10 too
[00:29] <+BrokenAscendent> or else damage output is still inferior
[00:29] <@ultima333> doing that now
[00:29] <@ultima333> hearts, fine, dusts, k
[00:29] <@ultima333> 8
[00:29] <+BrokenAscendent> of course, if artemis gets her np interlude then you definately outdamage euryale
[00:29] <@ultima333> 9 is dust and feathers
[00:29] <+BrokenAscendent> you still don't have the charm for stalling tho
[00:29] <@ultima333> done
[00:30] <@ultima333> rip 40m QP and a bunch of dusts/feathers/hearts
[00:30] <@ultima333> :V
[00:30] <+BrokenAscendent> I guess you have a good set up then
[00:30] <Songarororo> Wonder when EMIYA will be good.
[00:30] <+BrokenAscendent> When strengthens hit
[00:30] <+BrokenAscendent> 1st puts him at good, 2nd makes him awesome
[00:30] <@ultima333> Orion's now 6/10/4
[00:30] <@ultima333> :V
 
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