Wherein Yang's Fetish is Revealed...
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Jaune is reading a cookbook in the common room. He's doing it so intently he doesn't even notice Yang sneak up on him.
Jaune: "Hmmm..."
Yang: "Whatcha up to, VB?"
Jaune: "ACK! Oh! Hey Yang! I'm looking up a recipe for goat curry. It's Nora's favorite and since her birthday is coming up, I thought I'd make it for her!"
Yang: takes the cookbook, looks it over "Hmmm... You know, I've cooked a lot of curries back home. How about I handle it?"
Jaune: "You sure?"
Yang: "Hey, I wanna brighten up Nora's big day too!"
Jaune: "That's great! I was going to get the goat!"
Yang: "Right now? The shops are closing soon!"
Jaune: "I'll be getting a wild goat. It's what Nora wants and I wanted to test out the recipe to see if it would be good."
Yang: "Well... How about I get the rest of it ready and you get the goat?"
Jaune: "Really? Thanks Yang!" beams
Yang pulls on an apron and starts gathering the ingredients. Jaune heads out. An hour later, he returns with a dead goat over his shoulders.
Yang: "Ack! Jaune! You can't just bring it in here-!"
Jaune: "I just need to skin and dress it, Yang! It won't take too long, I promise. Besides, we can get the goat skin tanned and make it another gift for Nora!"
Yang: "I thought she loved sloths?"
Jaune: "Yeah, she loves live sloths and dead goats." shrugs
Yang: "Well do it over there on the balcony! You don't want to make a mess!"
Jaune: "All right, I won't. Promise."
Jaune is as good as his word. He skins and prepares the goat expertly, bringing in the meat. Yang uses some Ice Dust to freeze the rest and Jaune wraps it up in a foil bag.
Jaune: "We'll be eating goat for a while..."
Yang: "Lots of ways to prepare it!"
Jaune: "Do you need some help?"
Yang: scowls "What, you saying I can't do it?"
Jaune: "No, no, just offering. I know you're a good cook, Ruby praises you all the time."
Yang: blush "O-Oh? Well, uh... Heh. Yeah. I had to make sure she grew up big and strong, didn't I?"
Jaune: smiles "You did a great job."
Yang: "Oh... Well... Thank you... Vomit Boy."
Yang cooks the goat curry. Jaune takes the frozen meat to the school cafeteria's freezer. He returns to an amazing smell in the kitchenette. He walks in and sees Yang humming along to a song on the radio, dancing a bit in the apron.
Jaune: "... Wow..."
Yang: "Hm? What?"
Jaune: "Ah... N-Nothing! Nothing!"
Yang: "It's about done. Sit down, I'll prepare a sample."
Jaune sits down with a smile. Yang soon prepares the goat curry and brings it out. She sets it down in a bowl in front of Jaune with a smile.
Yang: "Dig in!"
Jaune uses a spoon, takes a bite... Moans happily.
Jaune: "This... This is amazing!"
Yang: "Really?"
Jaune: "Yeah! It's as good as my mom's! Or my big sister Saphron's!" He grinned "You're just... Amazing, Yang."
Yang: "Heh! Come on, cut it out."
Jaune: "N-No, I mean it. You really are amazing." smiles "You're going to be an amazing wife and mother some day."
Yang stares at him intensely. Jaune coughs.
Jaune: "I-I uh, I'm not being sexist or anything! Promise! I-I just think you're amazing! Like, my mom is a doctor and a super strong fighter but she's also an amazing housewife! She-She did it all and she was amazing and I just... I just think you're just as amazing."
Yang: panting hard, her eyes are red as are her cheeks
Jaune: "I uh... I-I'm gonna... S-Sorry!" He turns and runs off
Yang: "W-Wait! I-!"
Jaune dashes out. Yang scowls after him.
Yang: "... That dense idiot... He... He...!"
She giggles a little, then shakes her head rapidly.
Yang: "No! Nonono, you do not have a crush on him! C-Come on! So he went out and hunted an animal, brought it back for you to cook and complimented you... Th-That... Doesn't mean... Anything..."
She sighs.
Yang: "... Goddamnit. I'm just like Mom."
She then brightens.
Yang: "I'm just like Mom~!"
Jaune: "Hmmm..."
Yang: "Whatcha up to, VB?"
Jaune: "ACK! Oh! Hey Yang! I'm looking up a recipe for goat curry. It's Nora's favorite and since her birthday is coming up, I thought I'd make it for her!"
Yang: takes the cookbook, looks it over "Hmmm... You know, I've cooked a lot of curries back home. How about I handle it?"
Jaune: "You sure?"
Yang: "Hey, I wanna brighten up Nora's big day too!"
Jaune: "That's great! I was going to get the goat!"
Yang: "Right now? The shops are closing soon!"
Jaune: "I'll be getting a wild goat. It's what Nora wants and I wanted to test out the recipe to see if it would be good."
Yang: "Well... How about I get the rest of it ready and you get the goat?"
Jaune: "Really? Thanks Yang!" beams
Yang pulls on an apron and starts gathering the ingredients. Jaune heads out. An hour later, he returns with a dead goat over his shoulders.
Yang: "Ack! Jaune! You can't just bring it in here-!"
Jaune: "I just need to skin and dress it, Yang! It won't take too long, I promise. Besides, we can get the goat skin tanned and make it another gift for Nora!"
Yang: "I thought she loved sloths?"
Jaune: "Yeah, she loves live sloths and dead goats." shrugs
Yang: "Well do it over there on the balcony! You don't want to make a mess!"
Jaune: "All right, I won't. Promise."
Jaune is as good as his word. He skins and prepares the goat expertly, bringing in the meat. Yang uses some Ice Dust to freeze the rest and Jaune wraps it up in a foil bag.
Jaune: "We'll be eating goat for a while..."
Yang: "Lots of ways to prepare it!"
Jaune: "Do you need some help?"
Yang: scowls "What, you saying I can't do it?"
Jaune: "No, no, just offering. I know you're a good cook, Ruby praises you all the time."
Yang: blush "O-Oh? Well, uh... Heh. Yeah. I had to make sure she grew up big and strong, didn't I?"
Jaune: smiles "You did a great job."
Yang: "Oh... Well... Thank you... Vomit Boy."
Yang cooks the goat curry. Jaune takes the frozen meat to the school cafeteria's freezer. He returns to an amazing smell in the kitchenette. He walks in and sees Yang humming along to a song on the radio, dancing a bit in the apron.
Jaune: "... Wow..."
Yang: "Hm? What?"
Jaune: "Ah... N-Nothing! Nothing!"
Yang: "It's about done. Sit down, I'll prepare a sample."
Jaune sits down with a smile. Yang soon prepares the goat curry and brings it out. She sets it down in a bowl in front of Jaune with a smile.
Yang: "Dig in!"
Jaune uses a spoon, takes a bite... Moans happily.
Jaune: "This... This is amazing!"
Yang: "Really?"
Jaune: "Yeah! It's as good as my mom's! Or my big sister Saphron's!" He grinned "You're just... Amazing, Yang."
Yang: "Heh! Come on, cut it out."
Jaune: "N-No, I mean it. You really are amazing." smiles "You're going to be an amazing wife and mother some day."
Yang stares at him intensely. Jaune coughs.
Jaune: "I-I uh, I'm not being sexist or anything! Promise! I-I just think you're amazing! Like, my mom is a doctor and a super strong fighter but she's also an amazing housewife! She-She did it all and she was amazing and I just... I just think you're just as amazing."
Yang: panting hard, her eyes are red as are her cheeks
Jaune: "I uh... I-I'm gonna... S-Sorry!" He turns and runs off
Yang: "W-Wait! I-!"
Jaune dashes out. Yang scowls after him.
Yang: "... That dense idiot... He... He...!"
She giggles a little, then shakes her head rapidly.
Yang: "No! Nonono, you do not have a crush on him! C-Come on! So he went out and hunted an animal, brought it back for you to cook and complimented you... Th-That... Doesn't mean... Anything..."
She sighs.
Yang: "... Goddamnit. I'm just like Mom."
She then brightens.
Yang: "I'm just like Mom~!"