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[ThunderBasilisk]

That would have been so much better

 

[Gur40]

Stuff i found on Tumblr

Spoiler: V9 make Cindere

by dreamymaccready2287
Ruby: Oh god oh fuck, this is bad! Bad bad baaad!

Yang: Ruby, calm down, what's the situation?

Ruby: I just figured out, this isn't a time travel fix-it, this is a time travel fuck up!

Weiss: Why do you think that?

Ruby: We made Cinder childhood friends with Jaune!

Blake: How is that a bad thing? You know Jaune's personality, she's gonna turn out fine.

Ruby: And have you forgotten Jaune's luck!? They're probably going to be ripped away from each other at a pivotal moment!

Ruby: She's going to come back twice as evil as she was last time or something!

Ruby: And probably still be into him!

Yang: Pfft c'mon sis, do you really believe something like that would happen?

Ruby: Name one time the universe has allowed Jaune to be happy for a moderately long period of time.

Yang: ...

Yang: Oh god, we need to fix this immediately.

and

Spoiler: Sex Ed on my Remnant

By reashot

Jaune: *just kneading bread*

GIF by superboystims
Ruby:

Yang: It doesn't take a lot to excite you huh, Ruby?

Ruby: Yes. Sometimes I'm impressed even myself.

Yang: Maybe we should find the time to get you spayed.

Ruby: *snarl* Stay away!

Ruby: Me and Jaune will flood Remnants with our offspring. Making sure the Arc and Rose gene becomes the most dominant one.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Wait! Where are you taking me?

And with a quick trip to planned Parenthood Remnants were spared from being overpopulated by Jaune and Ruby's children. All thanks to the quick thinking of a hot blonde bombshell. You go, Yang.

a rare case of Yang not being an overprotective big sis or being Yang Redfield meme

Spoiler: JNPR game night

by rwby-encrusted-blog
Nora: I didn't ask how big the Room was, I said I cast Fireball.

~~~~~

Young girl in the middle of nowhere: Have you seen my Mommy?

R_BY: Ah~

Weiss: I CAST THUNDERSPELL!

R_BY: NO!

Uncle Jimmy and wingman Jaune

Spoiler: Nuts and Dolt

by dreamymaccready2287
Ruby: What base is your girlfriend sending you sections of her schematics?

Jaune: Uhhh... marriage proposal, I think?

by dreamymaccready2287

Ironwood, on his scroll: Pietro, you need to come to Vale immediately, there's a situation.

Pietro: WHAT!? Did something happen to Penny, is she safe!?

Ironwood: Physically, yes, Penny is safe. However, She found a girlfriend. I'll be flying you out so you can help me give the shovel talk in person.

Pietro: ... *sigh* James, your favoritism is showing.

*Zooms out to reveal Ironwood wearing a t-shirt that says "Let's go Penny!" and a hat that says "Penny is #1"*

Ironwood: ...no it isn't.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The next leadership class...

Ruby: "I'm just saying, why am I in trouble for stopping some suicidal terrorist trying to get into the CCT building?!"

Jaune: "Are you sure it was a terrorist?"

Cinder: "Why suicidal? Why not trying to infiltrate it?"

Ruby: "Ugh, because only an idiot would try to get in that way! Everyone's securing the building now! You can't get in to do any real damage like that!"

Jaune: "Totally. If they were actually doing an infiltration they would get fake ids and pose as technicians."

Cardin: "I guess you'd know about that, Jauney."

Jaune: "Well uh..."

Coco: "Why?"

Cardin: "Because he's a madlad and pretty street smart. But even with fakes, you would need some leverage in local government. Like some bureaucrats to file and backdate paperwork otherwise you would be waiting forever on authorization to get in. Every CCT access is logged and the documentation standards are high-My Dad saw to that in the last couple of bills he got passed."

Cinder: "Really? Hacking isn't enough?"

Ruby: "No! Even I know you need more than just that because people will check hardcopies or ask people who know all this stuff!"

Coco: "It's more involved. You would need to work hard and be cunning... But at least it would get you in."

Ruby: *laughs* "Yeah. Only a complete idiot would try to break in by force as their Plan A!"

Cinder: *twitch* "Yes... Quite..."

 

[Gur40]

The next leadership class...
Ruby: *laughs* "Yeah. Only a complete idiot would try to break in by force as their Plan A!"

Cinder: *twitch* "Yes... Quite..."

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I need more hyper competent criminal minded Ruby and Jaune tearing apart Cinder plans with obvious to us holes that only reason work in canon or story ego or laziness
How are they suppose to know Watts had a built in back door to the software that just needed a pre-set scroll docked into a console [Roman and Neo in caon] and CInder entire operations was just trolling her
OR how obviously Cinder prerecord her speech and didn't do it live as a single slip up would have humiliated her and ruined her message
And the Spider would let Cinder and Neo live after the destroyed Vale after the spent all of Roman book taking over the city and being furious with her daughters being there
Or Merlot taking over the Wyvern for his experiments so Ozpin wouldn't panic to grab Pyrrha and instead stomped all the fliers with his cane lazer

 

[cavalal386]

I need more hyper competent criminal minded Ruby and Jaune tearing apart Cinder plans with obvious to us holes that only reason work in canon or story ego or laziness

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you and me both, buddy, you and me both

 

[SharkCultist]

So I had a idea about the silver eyes that would be interesting and also traumatizing for Ruby.

Instead of just a Grimm Laser let's make the silver eyes a sorta demigod mode?

Semblance boosted, Grimm starting to fade away just being too close to Ruby, calm, cool, collected, calculating personality.

As soon as Ruby finds out about it she starts relying on it despite multiple warnings from Ozpin.

"A gift from a god is no gift miss rose. It's a curse."

So cut to the Atlas fight. Ruby activates her silver eyes and falls into the detached super fighter mindset.

Realizes this isn't a fight she can win so I stead she focuses on the objective. Keeping maiden powers away from cinder and Salem.

So Ruby kills Penny. No hesitation.

Then have the ever after fall happen like canon.

See Ruby is supposed to be the HERO of the story. And in my mind you can't be a hero while being someone else's puppet or relying on someone else's power.

So I want Ruby to grow beyond the silver eyes. (I also think the silver eyes are probably what got her mom beat/killed)

 

[Bommel]

Instead of just a Grimm Laser let's make the silver eyes a sorta demigod mode?

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Somewhat unrelated topic: But is the power of the silver eyes a anti-Grimm laser?
Cause from what I remember Ruby hit multiple creatures in the same blast (the Grimm dragon and Cinder's Shadow Hand, so it seems like it would be more of a cone shaped blast, or possibly a "explosion" that goes in all directions at once.

 

[SharkCultist]

Somewhat unrelated topic: But is the power of the silver eyes a anti-Grimm laser?
Cause from what I remember Ruby hit multiple creatures in the same blast (the Grimm dragon and Cinder's Shadow Hand, so it seems like it would be more of a cone shaped blast, or possibly a "explosion" that goes in all directions at once.

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I was just treating it like a Grimm exclusive version of Cyclopes laser blast.

And I know from the old show he could focus and unfocus it Into wider aoe beams.


Side note did you know that cyclops technically isn't using lasers? According to some comics his mutant power is his eyes being a portal/portal maker to a universe of pure kinetic energy.

 

[Balorak146]

So I had a idea about the silver eyes that would be interesting and also traumatizing for Ruby.

Instead of just a Grimm Laser let's make the silver eyes a sorta demigod mode?

Semblance boosted, Grimm starting to fade away just being too close to Ruby, calm, cool, collected, calculating personality.

As soon as Ruby finds out about it she starts relying on it despite multiple warnings from Ozpin.

"A gift from a god is no gift miss rose. It's a curse."

So cut to the Atlas fight. Ruby activates her silver eyes and falls into the detached super fighter mindset.

Realizes this isn't a fight she can win so I stead she focuses on the objective. Keeping maiden powers away from cinder and Salem.

So Ruby kills Penny. No hesitation.

Then have the ever after fall happen like canon.

See Ruby is supposed to be the HERO of the story. And in my mind you can't be a hero while being someone else's puppet or relying on someone else's power.

So I want Ruby to grow beyond the silver eyes. (I also think the silver eyes are probably what got her mom beat/killed)

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...see, this is how you do something like Ironwood's supposed 'Mettle' right.

Also, I tend to characterize Summer by her vocals given in Red Like Roses II. She was taking a chance to finish the fight so Ruby and Yang wouldn't have to fight it - because the idea of her kids as Huntresses horrified her - and she failed. Which is a lot more sympathetic than running off in the night like Raven - with Raven, no less - because of an obsession to 'be a hero'.

It also gives Ruby, Yang and Taiyang a reason to distrust Ozpin since, by keeping the secret of Salem's immortality, he inadvertently got Summer killed.