[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[TheFabulousCustodes]

I've had some unfortunate run ins with crazy RT fans who think I am the devil for writing what I write

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I haven't seen that here, most people on QQ are fairly chill.

legendary Edna Mode

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Coco's grandmother, who visits Beacon.......

Edna - "A cape, darling? No, no, no...."

Ruby - "But, I like my ca..."

Edna - "NO CAPES!"

 

[cavalal386]

Idea:

- Dandadan but in RWBY.
Jaune has encountered multiple supernatural things, and has come in contact with Turbo Granny and looses his sizable nuts and big banana.
A Glynda made younger (cause she's a telekinetic) is kidnapped by Aliens and Jaune possessed by Turbo Granny travels through the scroll call to help her out.
After that things get crazy.

Spoiler: Powers Jaune got from Turbo Granny.

• Enhanced Speed: Can run up to a 100 km/hr (62.14 miles/hr), as well as the reflexes to match, and can turn on a dime even while keeping same speed (if he's not carrying anything).
• Super Strength: Strong enough to run 100km/hr and crush steel and concrete with his hands, feet and headbutts.
• Superhuman Durability: can get smasshed into concrete craters without aura and not only survive, but not even get any broken bones.
• Peak human agility: can do flips, runn up walls, and dodge all while going at full speed.
• Freaky possessed limb rotation and flexibility: can bend in ways not even expert circus contortionists can and spin his legs like helicopterblades to slow his fall.
• Phone/Scroll Transportation: can transport himself via Scroll connections and crawl out of a Scroll screen like he's Sadako Yamamura.

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... I'm sorry, what? Japan mangas have gotten into some weird shit since I last read any.

 

[ArsMagna1337]

I have an idea. A cousin of Ruby and Yang, from their father's side, arrives at Beacon... Everyone immediately tries to stop her from burning the school, even Cinder... Because she is Salem's exlover a few years back and didn't took it really well to the point she burned down the magnificent starry trees in the Land of Darkness.

That cousin's name is Burnice. Oh, and she also has her niece, Klee Arc, arriving with her.

Burnice and Klee, dancing around a very traumatized Ruby as she curls up and rocks herself back and forth: Ring around the rosie, with a pocketful of fusie. Ashes to ashes, they all burn down~!

 

[SharkCultist]

I have a idea. A mean one.

The original Penny, the one Pyrrha diced up, wakes up as a barely functioning pile of scrap about to be melted down with the rest of the beacon salvage.

Luckily she still has her string swords so she manages to cobble together something. Sure her body looks like a horror show and she has to constantly keep it from falling to pieces but she just needs it to last until she gets to her father.

Except he replaced her. There's another Penny, this one not broken, updated even.

She's been replaced.
She's alone.
She's Mad.

And she's about to make it everyone's problem.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Some new ideas:

-Blake realizes she knows very little about real politics... So she gets roped into Jaune, Ruby and Yang's tabletop game night to start learning the basics.

-Yang decides she needs to rediscover her nerdier side, so she goes with Jaune and Ruby to a comic convention. In full cosplay. Fun hijinks ensue, especially when the rest of JNPR and RWBY crash it!

-Penny is introduced to giant robot anime by Ruby. God help us all.

-More adventures of Jock Two-Tone, Beacon's Building Engineer!

-Give me more ideas for Doctor Knowall!

-Give me more ideas for the Arc Clan!

-Give me more ideas for Jaune's SI BS! Because my well may have run dry.

 

[SharkCultist]

Penny is introduced to giant robot anime by Ruby. God help us all.

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Ok I know it's not a anime. But someone show Penny "The big guy and Rusty"

Penny starts bugging her dad for a big brother.

 

[Ovid]

I have a idea. A mean one.

The original Penny, the one Pyrrha diced up, wakes up as a barely functioning pile of scrap about to be melted down with the rest of the beacon salvage.

Luckily she still has her string swords so she manages to cobble together something. Sure her body looks like a horror show and she has to constantly keep it from falling to pieces but she just needs it to last until she gets to her father.

Except he replaced her. There's another Penny, this one not broken, updated even.

She's been replaced.
She's alone.
She's Mad.

And she's about to make it everyone's problem.

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...and then Ruby realizes she gets TWO Pennys, and one of them needs help with some custom bodywork.

Penny-One's rampage of fury gets cut short by the power of Ruby's friendship, and an automotive body shop.
Penny-Two is just delighted that she gets a sister. Ooh, they can even talk about body customizations that dad wouldn't let them get!

(TLDR: reject angst, embrace the Ruby-empowered fluff)

 

[SharkCultist]

...and then Ruby realizes she gets TWO Pennys, and one of them needs help with some custom bodywork.

Penny-One's rampage of fury gets cut short by the power of Ruby's friendship, and an automotive body shop.
Penny-Two is just delighted that she gets a sister. Ooh, they can even talk about body customizations that dad wouldn't let them get!

(TLDR: reject angst, embrace the Ruby-empowered fluff)

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This begins Ruby and her Penny Harem

 

[cavalal386]

...and then Ruby realizes she gets TWO Pennys, and one of them needs help with some custom bodywork.

Penny-One's rampage of fury gets cut short by the power of Ruby's friendship, and an automotive body shop.
Penny-Two is just delighted that she gets a sister. Ooh, they can even talk about body customizations that dad wouldn't let them get!

(TLDR: reject angst, embrace the Ruby-empowered fluff)

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This begins Ruby and her Penny Harem

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you say that, like it wasn't the plan from the start.